EP 17 | Lonestar Luchabear
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EP 17 | Lonestar Luchabear

Grizz (00:31)
Three, two, one.

Ice Bear (00:39)
yeah.

Grizz (00:40)
And you had to do a whole thumb lick.

a damn good time. A damn good time.

Ice Bear (00:58)
Nothing better than smelling like a damn good to-

So my first one, we've referenced your little blackberry sour boy so many times on the show that I was just hankering and I saw one and I couldn't resist. So this is from ye olde Bob Cajun. It is a blackberry lime vanilla sour called Amplitude.

Grizz (01:25)
Nellis hour.

it just amplifies everything. Vanilla, I mean vanilla sour sounds like it's gonna go well.

Ice Bear (01:32)
Mm-hmm.

I have high hopes. The main thing I was looking for is Blackberry, and I have some Blackberries. I might throw some in here just for shits and gigs if I need to.

Grizz (01:46)
So mine right here. This one, it's a damn good time. You know who knows a lot about damn good times?

Ice Bear (01:54)
Dahlia.

Grizz (01:55)
Dahlia and beavers and this is from this is from belch and beaver and this right here this belch and beaver here here you know I guess it's kind of a theme unknowing so one of the another person knows a lot about damn good times is middle-aged Hispanic dudes that yell into microphones and sing dronally and they like

Ice Bear (02:02)
you

Grizz (02:23)
like that and by that I mean Chino Moreno who's also the lead singer of the deftones and this is velching beavers deftones phantom bride ipa ⁓

Ice Bear (02:37)
I wish I had known that that was gonna be your first one, because I would have worn my ⁓ Gore album shirt.

Grizz (02:44)
Let's see if this is... Deftones Belching Beaver.

Ice Bear (02:49)
What a collab, good for them.

Grizz (02:51)
This is.

Named after the ethereal song by the one and only Deftones, Phantom Bride Ipa is a blend of Amarillo, Citra, Simcoe, and Mosaic hops delicately balanced for the perfectly drinkable mix of citrus and hoppy goodness. A truly original collaboration envisioned by Chino Moreno and skillfully crafted by Thomas Peters. Sit back, put on your headphones.

Ice Bear (03:21)
health.

Grizz (03:23)
and drink away. Cheers. ⁓

Ice Bear (03:24)
Damn, they're just

really guiding us into the episode nicely. What a great ⁓ lead in.

Grizz (03:31)
I also really love this sugar skull beaver skull.

Ice Bear (03:35)
Yeah, that's a very good can. I like it a lot. Deftones would be one of the best concerts I think I've ever been to.

Grizz (03:39)
So I'm hoping it's really good.

Yeah, I was never like a huge huge Depthone fans, but I've seen them live twice and they're fantastic. Really, really good.

Ice Bear (03:52)
I saw them when

they were touring with Incubus maybe seven years ago.

Grizz (03:59)
Much like suffocating. that's wrong. That's Chevelle. What's Incubus? What's in Zinco? Incubus is a glycerin. Right? It's a glycerin.

Ice Bear (04:02)
Hahaha

that, was more like when Drive was really popular. Like that was, that was probably the main one there. But a new album had just come out for Incubus. But yeah, like that was like, it was a good show. Just damn good show.

Grizz (04:23)
I think Incubus

is actually on tour right now. I think I got an ad for them. was like, what the fuck? Those guys are still doing things.

Ice Bear (04:26)
Wouldn't surprise me.

Still out there doing stuff and things? Well, you know, they can open for us one day. Just bring on Incubus, let them lead in.

Grizz (04:39)
That's true.

We'll do that. We'll have them sing wrong songs too.

Ice Bear (04:46)
in in first tour opening up in Pakistan, correct? Are they still are they still three? Whoever Bangladesh got on there, God bless. I love the countries that like, I still want to know is it VPNs or do we actually have people that are listening?

Grizz (04:55)
I think Pegaton's still three. We got Bangalore to S2.

I hope it's still louder.

Ice Bear (05:12)
Cause why would you listen to our podcast on VPN? Who are you hiding us from?

Grizz (05:18)
their wives.

Ice Bear (05:18)
Yeah, yeah, that's Well, I'm going to pretend that it's the ladder, though. It's much more fun.

Grizz (05:34)
I feel like it's possible. think people just scrolling for English stuff here and there and just have the misfortune of taking the wrong path.

Ice Bear (05:41)
Mm-hmm.

I don't know, we have some pretty great album covers.

Grizz (05:50)
Got some bangers. Do like how you're a Lamron James?

Ice Bear (05:54)

yes, LeBare James was very good. The problem is now at this point, I'm liking them so much, I kind of want shirts of them.

Grizz (06:07)
Just every single one of them.

Ice Bear (06:09)
I'm really tempted or like at least stickers.

Grizz (06:14)
Stickers will be cool.

Ice Bear (06:16)
Because we

were talking the other day about how we haven't been longboarding in a while. And I was like, that would be pretty cool to have the whole set list, for lack of a better term, just plastering the bottom of my longboard.

Grizz (06:25)
Mm-hmm. ⁓

Some of them are good. Some of them are really good.

Ice Bear (06:36)
Why are you being bashful? What one's bad? They're all good. They're good to great.

Grizz (06:41)
I like the Blues Brothers theme first episode.

Ice Bear (06:47)
That one's,

yeah, that one's really good. That was super fun.

did we ever decide if we want to try and force a topic?

Grizz (07:02)
We did him but do you have one to force? Oh, I know we did it. We did talk about. Yeah, I don't think we did do it. Should we try to do it this time?

Ice Bear (07:05)
Yeah, we talked about it. I don't think we did it.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of what would look cool. Do we want to be riding horses?

Grizz (07:16)
Horses

Ice Bear (07:17)
bears on horses or do we want to be riding ⁓ do we want to be riding dinosaurs I just saw the new Jurassic Park just a bear on a velociraptor

Grizz (07:30)
I actually be cool with machine guns. No, I actually was just talking about this earlier today with people because,

because coworker he was like, saw him all wanting to go see the new Jurassic Park. And then other coworkers like, well, like all the other 12 movies, like how many movies have died dinosaurs can you make? And I was like, is there really that much Jurassic Park stars because it's the original three.

Ice Bear (07:44)
Mm-hmm.

This is the seventh.

This is, and that's not counting like the shows and the spin-offs. This is the seventh in the main line.

Grizz (08:09)
And is it all is it tendential or is it all like linear? Like is it all the same story or is it like just different different things?

Ice Bear (08:16)
No.

They jump around a bit. The end of the last trilogy where Chris Pratt was the main character, they did kind of loop in the stars from the original three to wrap it up. And then, so this one, this newest one, the seventh one with Scarlett Johansson, it's in the same world. There are vague references, but you do not need to see any of the original six. You wouldn't be missing anything. This is more of a...

Not a reboot, it's a... You need no prior knowledge for this one. Now that being said, it's also dogshit. Sorry, people. I hated it.

Grizz (08:56)
It's not good. No. ⁓

Ice Bear (09:00)
And I like dinosaurs.

Grizz (09:00)
even so

I dinosaurs.

Ice Bear (09:07)
I identify

with you.

Grizz (09:12)
The thing is like So the original I've seen the original three of us all I've seen I Loving the first one when I was younger part two. I part three was cool. I Didn't see any of the Chris Pat ones ⁓

Ice Bear (09:29)
Chris Pratt ones are actually pretty damn good. I enjoyed those, yeah. I would say at least on par with the originals. So my biggest gripe with this one without spoiling too much of it, because this is still new, you're well into the movie, I would guess like 40, 45 minutes in before you really start getting dinosaurs and all of the backstory.

Grizz (09:31)
Yeah. I just know the memes.

Ice Bear (09:57)
is just absolute unnecessary horseshit to make they're clearly trying to make you kind of care about the characters but but it one it fails or it did for me anyway and two there's it's too big a cast they had too many people so you're just like just like i get you need the dinos to eat some people because you know that's what everyone's there for and you don't you probably have contracts with all the

Grizz (10:04)
The characters, I hate that shit so much.

Ice Bear (10:24)
bigger name actors now that you don't murder me in the first hour or whatever, but ⁓ I didn't like it at all. Okay, so this is how I was describing it when I walked out, because I saw it My Brother and Sister-in-Law. So you know how some movies, you'll be watching them and there'll be like a scene where it takes you out of it, and you're like, man, that was so unrealistic, whether it be bad CGI or just a cheesy line or something, and you're just like.

Grizz (10:28)
Yeah.

That's fair. One of the worst

things. Yeah. One of the worst things for me is guns because I know a decent amount about guns. And so I see some like guns that obviously doesn't do what they're doing in the movie. I'm like, ⁓ fuck, man, But that's usually what it is for me.

Ice Bear (10:56)
⁓ huh.

Does the does ⁓ lack of trigger discipline bother you?

Grizz (11:11)
⁓ here and there but it's kind of like in the i think normal people kind of wouldn't do that anyway it

Ice Bear (11:15)
But for a character that's

supposed to be like, what if John Wick had his hand on the trigger the whole time? Would that bother you?

Grizz (11:20)
a little bit. Yeah, but it's more of like so I forget that there was this action movie and it was ⁓

I don't know if it was like, it's one of those, I think it's a, was it Jason Statham? I think it's one of those movies where he like goes back to the bayou or like whatever, like family or something like that. And like, you know, he just starts killing everybody or whatever, right? Cause like, cause the whole thing it's either like him or it's one of those type of action movies. Yeah. Yeah. So like Jason Statham or like it could be any other one like

Ice Bear (11:35)
Okay.

All Jason Statham movies are the same, so yes, we all know what you're talking about.

Grizz (11:55)
the one of the reign of John Cena movies that he made. You know what I mean? Just in those wheelhouses of movies. And so there there's this Caltech gun and it's a foldable semi automatic rifle. like it's rifle folds into nine millimeter just folds right. Nine millimeter just folds. You pull the trigger and it shoots, pull the trigger shoots right. Like it's just a regular semi automatic. It's like, it's, it's like people call it a sub 2k and like, it's just like, it's, it's just

Right. think it's a, but anyways, it's a foldable gun. It's like not the best gun in the world, but it's just kind of cool because you can fold. Right. It's a cool little backpack gun. It's nothing, whatever. In this movie, one of the bad guys has it when they're infiltrating infiltrate his house. He, they have one of those and it's just full on like full auto. And I'm like, that gun does not do that. That guy, that gun cannot do that. can't withstand that. And so it's just like, all right guys.

Ice Bear (12:32)
Mm-hmm.

Grizz (12:53)
It's things like that that are like the worst ones.

Ice Bear (12:56)
Okay. So, all right. So, so then you know what I'm talking about. So you know that feeling when you're removed from an otherwise good story. So I would describe this as there were one or two scenes that put me in the movie. The vast majority of it was that being totally out of it through terrible CGI, bizarre use of green screen, nonsensical cheesy dialogue. It felt like

When have you seen Marvel movies? Like I'm sure you've seen a couple, but like, you seen like enough of them that you know the way Marvel writes comedy?

Grizz (13:35)
So ⁓ the last Marvel movie I saw was Iron Man up until I saw Shang-Chi. But I am familiar with the Marvel kind of like, it's like borderline slapstick, because I see the clips online, yeah.

Ice Bear (13:47)
Yes. Okay. Okay.

So you you get the gist of it. It seemed like they were trying to replicate that and failing every time. It was just like, like a softball set up for a punchline and then whoever delivered it was just like, just flaccid dick just flopping out just terrible. It was, it was not good, man. And I wanted to like it. I really did. But, you know.

Hopefully for someone out there, is a good movie. There were some cool dinos, but it was too long and the writing was bad.

Grizz (14:25)
It does suck. That does suck. I Jurassic Park too. That's unfortunate. I did see, not Jurassic Park, but I did see, ⁓ I watched the Five Nights at Freddy's movie a couple days ago.

Ice Bear (14:41)
yeah, how'd you feel about that one? I thought it was okay too. I was okay with that one.

Grizz (14:42)
I actually thought it was really good. thought it

was really good for like a little B horror survival game that's kind of geared towards kids. It was really good. Like they tied in lore stuff. Like I know a lot of lore because of the cub, right? And so like there was enough Easter eggs in there to where I'm like, oh, I recognize that. Oh, I recognize that. Oh, you know what I mean? Like just.

Ice Bear (14:53)
Mm-hmm. was fun.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Grizz (15:10)
So like even though they changed the story to fit like into the movie world they still did it or is close enough to where I was like Hey, I just see what you did there You know, so was like and then the animatronics like I look pretty damn good better than I thought they would look Yeah

Ice Bear (15:22)
Yeah, yeah, they're pretty fun.

Grizz (15:24)
Yeah, so was like, this is pretty dope. I think it gives it revolutionary now. But it was good. I could see it. kind of hope that they do make kind of making part two that's going to come out this year. I do hope they continue it to with the stories because I guess it was cool. I enjoyed it.

Ice Bear (15:40)
Yep, that would be good. And

it's one of those things where I would love to know how long they took to make that. Because to me, seems like at this point, movies that they give a long enough time window come out pretty well. So many things get rushed at this point where they're just trying to shit out five movies a year and just base it on brand name or brand recognition. And then the ones that they spend a little time on because...

The thing that immediately pops in my head, have you ever seen Godzilla minus one?

Grizz (16:12)
I fucking love that movie so much. I'm trying to get the tiger to watch one because she's not like she likes she likes Godzilla like she likes Godzilla, but she doesn't care but she doesn't care about like the franchise Godzilla, you know

Ice Bear (16:14)
But- ⁓

That is.

But

that is, in my opinion, far and away the best Godzilla.

Grizz (16:29)
1000 % it's fucking amazing. Because Godzilla is an afterthought. You know what mean? Like it's like it's a thing but like it's it's just a great movie minus Godzilla.

Ice Bear (16:32)
and it's

Yeah, and

I think we talked about this before where I was like, I think we were talking about Batman maybe and I was like, it's a good movie if you remove Batman. So yeah, if you remove Godzilla, that's still a great fucking movie, but they did so good with that.

Grizz (16:48)
Yeah.

Yeah, I fucking loved that movie so much. I watched it. I was fucking obsessed with it for a little bit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like there's no you can't see like that's one of the things where where like they make you care about the characters quick. And like, yeah, it's because you feel for them, man, like especially like the the blossoming kind of like love.

Ice Bear (16:59)
Did you get misty? Did you get misty? Yeah, I misty.

Yep.

Grizz (17:21)
thing that's like you know started off kind of fucked up but it's through just trial and tribulation there's bonds forming you know it's like yeah dude so fucking good

Ice Bear (17:22)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

That's the other thing that now that you mentioned that that's one of the other things that really bothered me about the Jurassic Park because there's so many movies that can do quick character building where you care. You're like right away you're like, I fucking like this person. Like immediately. All you have to do is just be human. Have a realistic real world experience that you can relate to. And then that's it. It's not hard.

Grizz (17:49)
Yeah.

Ice Bear (18:00)
It's an easy path to follow.

Grizz (18:03)
Yeah, it's like, uh, the one I always say to me that makes it super easy. There was that one OVA that anime one, I don't know the English name, but it's that, uh, it's a hotel Ruby no Mori, eh, no Mori, eh, right? Like it's, it's the one with the girl that goes to the forest all the time. And it's a one shot. It's a girl that goes to the forest all the time. And

She ⁓ and it's the guy with the fox mask or the kitsune mask that she can't touch

Ice Bear (18:32)
I'm

trying to find the English name of it. ⁓ I found it. I see it. I'm looking at the art. I don't recognize it yet.

Grizz (18:43)
if you have not, ⁓ if you like, it's an OVA.

Ice Bear (18:46)
I need to watch it.

Grizz (18:52)
It's an OVA. The tiger saying is something like grace of the fireflies or something like that.

Ice Bear (18:58)
⁓ yeah, to the forest of the fireflies. That's what AI says anyway.

Grizz (19:02)
Yeah. So it's,

it's, it's like, it, it's like, it's like 45 minutes. It's basically an episode. It's just one episode, one shot. Right. And it's one, and it's one of those, I put it up there with like five centimeters per second, like all that kind of like that genre of just like soul crushing enemy. Right. It's 45 minutes.

Ice Bear (19:18)
Love it.

Alright, I'm sold. You sold me.

Grizz (19:29)
They make you give a fuck about the characters within that time and you go through the entire thing so much that like when something bad happens that you feel it. Like within 45 minutes already, like it's like a whole story happens and like I'm talking about full misty eyes, everything.

Ice Bear (19:39)
Okay.

I gotta try and find the name of it. I'm pretty sure you're gonna know what I'm talking about right away.

Okay, yeah, it is that easy. It's just she and her cat. Have you seen that?

Grizz (20:03)
Yes. Yes. Yes. And it's like the cats POV.

Ice Bear (20:07)
And how short were those? was probably between all of the episodes. It was probably like 27 minutes.

Grizz (20:09)
Yeah.

Yep.

Ice Bear (20:17)
I... ugly cried at end of that. was bad.

Grizz (20:22)
No,

that's her another really good one. So when I see things like that and then like you have full movies that can't accomplish that, because even some of them, because even like She and Her Cat, like even that one, there's not a lot of dialogue. But just with like framing, just with just scenes and connotations that are built from the scenes, like from the visuals, like.

Ice Bear (20:32)
Mm-hmm.

Yeah, not a lot at all.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Grizz (20:50)
You get the story, you know what mean? And pulls you in. So when things fail like that, they fail to make you care about the characters, it's kind of infuriating to be honest.

Ice Bear (21:01)
Yeah. Anime also does a really good job more than a lot of other mediums of incorporating music and sound really well.

Grizz (21:09)
Yeah,

that's true. That is actually very true.

Speaking of music and sounds really well because I got to rush through my second one because I got to do So I have another I have another I have another sound based one

Ice Bear (21:19)
Yeah, you guys.

my god, we have our first we have our first live breaking news on the on the show. Live breaking news and accident.

the cord won't stretch that far but let me tell you there may or may not have been an accident outside on the highway ⁓ well well

Grizz (21:41)
you

using your road.

Ice Bear (21:55)
jerks. Get off. Get off our lawn. All right. Here. Well, you're finding your second beer.

Grizz (22:04)
So...

Ice Bear (22:06)
Hahaha

He's a horse.

Grizz (22:12)
This right here is

Falsaida Brewing. I haven't had a lot of good ones from them, not gonna lie. I love all their arts. They're the ones that had that Zorro one piece beer. It was great. It was like, it was okay. The artwork is great. So this one right here, one of the artists right now coming out of Texas is that Mexican OT.

Ice Bear (22:28)
yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that one.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Grizz (22:41)
a ⁓ stout Mexican, Texas guy with a, you know, he's a rapper. He's pretty, pretty, pretty good guy. He gave us such poetry like eating the booty like salad, get it tossed up and things like that, you know, just gems, just gems of the era, right? And so.

Ice Bear (22:52)
Mm-hmm.

Elegance, sophistication, wrapped in one.

Grizz (23:09)
So this is.

a west coast Ipa called Lone Star Luchador.

Ice Bear (23:17)
⁓ great, KN.

Grizz (23:19)
which is the title of his, I think his first full length. So this is a 6.5 West Coast Depot with Neck, Necktoron, Mosaic and Simcoe Hops.

Ice Bear (23:35)
Do you have a favorite luchador?

Grizz (23:38)
⁓ Flee from Mutalutra

Ice Bear (23:42)
well done. I didn't think of going cartoons. I just immediately thought Rey Mysterio.

Grizz (23:47)
Ramistyr was great. So there was, don't know if he was a Luchador or more of like a ninja, but do you remember that N64? It might've been on PlayStation 2, but there was that one game. was like WWF versus NCW or NCW versus raw or something like that. That was a wrestling game. And one of the characters in there was called Hans Oman. And he was like black cutoff and he wore like a ninja mask or execution mask.

Ice Bear (24:05)
Okay.

⁓ it doesn't sound familiar but i'm gonna look it up because it sounds fun sounds very fun

Grizz (24:23)
Yeah, hanhanz0man,

think, or Edmohan.

Ice Bear (24:32)
Hanzo- Oh Hanzomon yes wrestler based on the Japanese wrestler Hayabusa WCW NWO revenge Hanzomon is a fictional wrestler character

Grizz (24:44)
He was my favorite. was my... I mean him in that game because he was cool.

Ice Bear (24:51)
my God, look at the yeah, this is great. What a lad.

I don't remember this. And I feel like I had that game, but I just don't remember this at all.

Grizz (25:06)
Yeah, he was awesome, awesome, awesome game. Fucking great game. Fucking awesome game. I spent hours and hours with like my brother and cousins playing get on 64.

Ice Bear (25:19)
Did you have any creative characters?

Grizz (25:21)
On that game, you couldn't create any.

Ice Bear (25:24)
Couldn't make any on that. I had whatever one you could create characters on. Maybe it was just raw.

Whatever I had, was great.

Grizz (25:38)
I think my first created... I think my first created a character game was Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2.

Ice Bear (25:38)
I also had... Go ahead.

We're not going down this rabbit hole again. It's too deep. The love for Tony Hawk is too great.

Grizz (25:55)
Shout out Rodney Mullen.

Ice Bear (25:58)
So speaking of skateboarding though, have you seen that all of the really high level pros now are like 11 years old?

Grizz (26:07)
I do like the some like like the 10 11 year olds are like broke insane records like in the last two years. Well, like what's

Ice Bear (26:13)
It's really nuts. I don't know

what happened, but all of that sport is just super youth driven now.

Grizz (26:22)
Well, it's weird because like some of it's going to like, it's going into the Olympics. So like, that's kind of crazy. Also, the. Pro things, like it's not dead, but it's like dying in death. Like, like the barracks is like a shell of what it used to be. Like a lot of the big brands are like, not what they were like. It's, it's, it's wild. Like.

Ice Bear (26:37)
Mm.

Yeah.

Do the X games even exist anymore?

Grizz (26:47)
don't think so. yeah.

Ice Bear (26:48)
I remember I used to look forward to that in the summer.

I'd be like, Dave Mears coming on, shit.

Grizz (26:54)
Yeah, I don't, don't think so. I don't remember that at all. Like, I mean, I don't remember it. I haven't, I don't remember it in the last decade. Right? Like.

Ice Bear (27:02)
Yeah, yeah, I

feel like maybe it went away. So what do these guys do now? Just YouTube videos and TikTok and shit? How do they make their money?

Grizz (27:12)
some don't others I mean like there are companies that are still sponsoring you but I'm sure it's

Ice Bear (27:19)
I know Red Bull

does like all the extreme dudes, but that can't be enough money to like create the sport as a profession.

Grizz (27:22)
Yeah. yeah, for sure.

Oh shit. The last X game mentioned were held in 2025. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. X games Aspen 2025. Yeah.

Ice Bear (27:39)
Okay, so they're still around. We're just not, we're just missing it.

So that would be Winter

X games then probably. That'd be like snowboarding I would think. There's no skate parks in Aspen.

I mean, for all I know there are, but I would think that would be like a more winter related one. Skiing, snowboarding, yeah.

Grizz (28:00)
Yeah, like the luge.

Ice Bear (28:05)
Huh. Do you remember when they started doing the, I think they called it Big X or Big Air or something. It was just a massive like 50 foot, maybe a hundred foot ramp into, into one jump. ⁓ I had the balls, I would love to try it. I do not. I would just get up there and go,

Grizz (28:16)
yeah, and they would, yeah.

I don't think I can

do it. I can do it. I know I can do it.

Ice Bear (28:29)
Well, part of it is I just I know I would fall like my my my balance is not good enough to.

Grizz (28:32)
self preservation I

don't think most people's balance is good enough I remember the like the time I was like skating all the time I went down a really big hill for the first time and I was like yeah fuck all this but granted like it was mainly street stuff so like my my trucks are super loose all the time so I can turn easier and so like you get to a certain speed and the board just it's just wobbling

Ice Bear (28:44)
Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Yep.

I'm saying when we go longboarding if I'm on a hill with a sharper angle than like 30 degrees I'm like hmm I don't wanna

Grizz (29:10)
Yeah, I don't know about that. ⁓

Ice Bear (29:12)
15 miles an hour? This is faster than I can run. I'm scared now.

Grizz (29:19)
seen enough videos where people fuck themselves up like I'm good

Ice Bear (29:23)
And yet here you were in a child fighting ring.

Grizz (29:28)
Mortal Kombat.

Ice Bear (29:30)
playing Mortal Kombat, doing it by day, doing it by night.

Grizz (29:34)
Yeah.

I still have the story of my brother Mortal Kombat uppercutting the kid.

It was the greatest and most funniest thing ever.

Ice Bear (29:48)
I can't imagine getting uppercut in a real fight

Grizz (29:52)
Cause cause you think it's like a regular uppercut. She's just like, you know, like an uppercut, right? And so my dad's like, you're gonna go. And he's like, cause again, it would be, we do around, but you go to our perspective corners and like my dad and uncle will like coach us and then their dad or uncle coach coach them. My brother, my dad's my brother. He's like, all right, what you're to do? You're going to go down when he's, he's not paying attention.

You know, he's not, he's doing, he's, when he's trying to swing at you, he's not looking because I, you can do is you're to get down and then get along. You're going to uppercut him. And my brother's like, my brother's like, fuck you. Right. Like I got it. And so, so they get on this, they started getting, they start going. Like brother, he does like, my dad's taught us how to uppercut, but he, he does uppercut and he thinks fucking Mortal Kombat. So why?

Just deep hat down just into a ball or in like in IRL it into a ball and just Stands out full force just swings out and just decks this kid on the chin And then like the adults Russians like oh, you know what I mean? Cuz like

Ice Bear (31:01)
⁓ it's so good.

Now,

did you guys have a cut, man?

Grizz (31:09)
No.

Ice Bear (31:10)
There's

no like Freddy Roach like shaving you down with...

Grizz (31:17)
No, was just it was just shake it off. Stop crying.

Ice Bear (31:21)
one of the recent ⁓ UFC, like not a main card, just the normal like Saturday night shit they have. I was watching the corner man every time the round ended, he took the bag of ice and like put it in the guy's pantaloons, like on the balls. And I was like, I forgot that was a thing because I have seen that before, but it's just so wild to see in 4k.

Grizz (31:41)
yeah. Yeah.

Ice Bear (31:50)
I don't know if I need that

Grizz (31:50)
Yeah, I

think it's more and more like I see it more in boxing.

Ice Bear (31:57)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's Ye old boxing. That's a dead sport. Thanks, Jake Paul.

Grizz (32:07)
I don't know, man.

Ice Bear (32:10)
Did you see that he's ranked now so he can get a title fight?

Grizz (32:11)
There's been something good.

I mean...

Maybe funny shit to him to go to like a title fight.

Ice Bear (32:22)
That

will be either the reveal of it being rigged to the public at large or he gets his ass kicked. I would love to see someone punch his head off. That would be fantastic.

Grizz (32:36)
I mean he

he did lose to a fucking that one dude because that one dude's like I ain't playing your games and he's like

Ice Bear (32:44)
Yeah, but he didn't get knocked out. He lost in that decision.

Grizz (32:48)
I'll yeah, it's also one of those like as annoying as this dude does he's also like not a small guy So it actually might be hard to actually knock him down

Ice Bear (32:58)
Here's the thing. I'm not saying he's a bad fighter. He's definitely better than the average bear. And I would say I would go so far as to say he's probably like high end of amateur boxing level. But because of the people he's fighting, people are treating it like he's not a good boxer.

Grizz (33:14)
Yeah.

yeah, for sure. No, the one thing I will give Jake Paul though is he's getting people paid a lot more. So like one of my favorite, one of my all time, one of my all time favorite female boxers, name is Amanda Serrano. Amanda Serrano, she's fucking phenomenal boxer. She, she, ⁓ she had that last fight with, ⁓ was a Katie Taylor, that one. And yeah, yeah, that's a piss.

Ice Bear (33:26)
Yeah.

Yeah, we were both watching that. Wait, doesn't she have a fight coming

up next week?

Grizz (33:47)
She, yeah, she's rematching Katie Taylor and Jake Paul sponsoring it. so like, she's now the highest paid female boxer because it's Jake Paul and they're, and they're fighting in Madison square garden. So like, so, or as him as an individual and as a boxer thing, I'm like, whatever. But like, as far as like getting fighters that deserve to get paid paid, I'm like, all right, bro.

Ice Bear (33:49)
Yeah.

Okay.

Grizz (34:10)
Respect.

Ice Bear (34:10)
Don't get

me wrong, like both of them are good business moguls. Cause he, who's the wrestler? Logan?

Grizz (34:14)
1000%. yeah.

Yeah.

Ice Bear (34:18)
I will say in the most recent WrestleMania, was compared to when I like really enjoyed wrestling as a kid, it's utter dog shit now. The only match that was good was his. He's a showman. He's very good.

Grizz (34:31)
He was in, he

was in fucking... I didn't even know he was in fucking... He made an appearance there.

Ice Bear (34:38)
Yeah.

yeah. His match was one of the main ones. He's, he's up there. Like he's a higher, higher card guy for a WWE now.

Grizz (34:46)
I didn't even know he was in WWU at all. Hold on, Dahlia's like, I'm tired of you listening to me, let me out this fucking room. second. Alright Dahlia, okay come on.

Ice Bear (34:48)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's good.

All right. Good- goodbye, Dahlia. Goodbye, little pupperino. All right.

So in an update to the fascinating news going on outside, I believe Rudy is, he might be a communist, guys. And it's, it's kind of a joke and it's kind of not. And so Dahlia is a good dog.

Grizz (35:15)
Alright.

Ice Bear (35:22)
That's all we were talking about while you were gone. That's all we were talking about. That's a good dog. She's a good little girl.

Grizz (35:25)
anything he said.

Ice Bear (35:33)
you

Grizz (35:36)
believe that for a second. But she is, she's good at times.

Ice Bear (35:41)
Anytime someone steps away from the mic, my goal is to see if one, I remember when we listen back to it and two, to see if you get a chuckle out of it when you're editing. Those are my only goals with my rants.

Grizz (35:58)
We are funny as shit.

The animal shelter bit was good.

Ice Bear (36:07)
That wasn't a bit. I meant every word of that. People should donate to their animal shelters.

Grizz (36:09)
I sure... I mean, I

agree.

But yeah, but yeah, had no idea if I can logon powers in W W W. Yeah.

Ice Bear (36:20)
Mm-hmm. Yep.

Yeah. And he is by far one of the best sellers. yeah, it really is. He fits that well. If he got a little bit bigger, I can see him. Because I think, from what I understand, Sina's on his farewell tour right now. I can see him stepping up and being that next big guy.

Grizz (36:28)
That's honestly kind of horrific for him.

There is the heel.

That's, that'd be wild, right? Like, like it.

Ice Bear (36:53)
Well, because the other thing is he's... Part of wrestling is just being a soap opera actor. Like there's a lot of just getting on the mic and fucking ranting and trying to rile up the crowd and that shit. And in everything I've seen of this dude, he always plays the heel. And he's good at it. He pisses people off. It's like, that's your fucking job. So good on you.

Grizz (37:00)
Yeah, we're...

Yeah.

We go.

That's true. That genuinely is perfect for him. had no idea that. How long has he been in it?

Ice Bear (37:23)
I would think at least two or three years.

Grizz (37:25)
Wow, I had no idea. I didn't, I knew he was doing a podcast, but it's all like, kind of like new.

Ice Bear (37:33)
Let's investigate.

Let's see when he signed his ⁓ look at me having a big brain signed his WWE contract June 2022. So almost exactly three years.

Grizz (37:48)
That's fucking cool.

That's perfect, Farman. She truly is.

Ice Bear (37:53)
⁓ I didn't realize this. in his notes, his trainers are other than just the WWE Performance Center, Shawn Michaels, and Shawn Michaels was one of my favorite wrestlers as a kid. So that totally makes sense if he was his trainer.

Grizz (38:11)
What was this Shawn Michael stage name?

Ice Bear (38:11)
Because the.

Shawn Michaels.

Grizz (38:16)
He didn't have a nickname?

Ice Bear (38:18)
I mean, they would sometimes call him the heartbreak kid, but it was mainly was mainly Shawn Michaels.

Grizz (38:20)
Okay, I was yeah, yes,

I was just making sure I remember I went to um

I remember I was talking about like, do you remember when the Spurs had the colors on the back where it had like the lime-ish, like the aqua green thing, like in the background, like it was like, it wasn't, yeah, right. Okay. So like that era right back with Utah jazz, right? I'm talking about I was a wee wee little lad.

Ice Bear (38:41)
Yes. Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Grizz (38:49)
Remember going to watch a game and it was spurs against Utah jazz and it was awesome because they had like stuff before the game and it was Super cool thing like you had like events and you know, we would It was great. Anyways Watching the game during like the halftime performance thing two of the jazz players started bullying the coyote

Right. And so like, and so like, they're going this and that in the comments and like their commentators are like, the answers are like, what's happening on there? Coyote, what's wrong? You know, and it's a two jazz players are like actual jazz players and they start pushing him around. Right. And then all of a sudden from the fucking from the fucking court side,

freaking Shawn Michaels just runs out and jumps and fucking knocks down one of the punches down one of the jazz players and he falls and then he pushes down the other one and Shawn Michaels picks us up and they're like, my God, it's the heartbreak kid, Shawn Michaels. And then the coyote and he, and then Shawn Michaels holds one of the jazz players up and the coyote goes and it strikes him.

Ice Bear (39:36)
That's so good.

That's amazing.

I always forget Sean's from Texas, because everyone is so obsessed with Stone Cold. Yeah, he is from there too, huh? That's awesome.

Grizz (40:01)
Yeah, so this

is like a core memory of mine.

Ice Bear (40:05)
That's really good. Yeah, there's a few things that growing up. Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart, that was one of my favorite things to watch. Mankind versus anyone. I loved Mick Foley. Mankind was great. Dude, love was great. Cactus Jack was all his personalities were fan fucking tastic. They were so weird and creepy. And Gold Dust was super funny.

Grizz (40:19)
You

I ain't nothing but the fucking Rasheekie shakedown. ⁓

Ice Bear (40:36)
Uh,

Rashiki was also very good. Yes. Yeah. Flopping his flopping his cheeks and people's If, if you go back and watch highlights from 99 to like 2004, the shit they got away with is insane. It is, it is insanely racist, insanely homophobically. Every, every

Grizz (40:39)
Egg gross me out so much as a kid.

⁓ yeah!

Ice Bear (41:03)
negative worldview you can have, they full-scent it. It was so wild, but it was really funny at the time, and even a little bit in hindsight.

Grizz (41:14)
It's still very funny. It's just it's just it's just more of like a funny but it's still funny. You see I love like the the compilations that you come across randomly on like on Instagram reels. It's just it's so good. It's like it's like nostalgia bait but like in the best ways.

Ice Bear (41:20)
Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, 100 percent.

Absolutely. ⁓ my god. I spent so long watching Kurt Angle highlights because I remember distinctly at the time I didn't like him and I didn't understand it. But now that I'm older, like holy shit, he was amazing. He really went all in on playing just like a goofy dumb ass. And there's one where he's wearing like a cowboy hat.

Grizz (41:47)
Mm-hmm.

you

Yeah.

Ice Bear (41:57)
like this big because Stone Cold like went somewhere and he got something for Vince and he didn't get something for him and he's like oh I got something for you and Kurt I don't know what's up he's got his little tiny cowboy hat he's playing like an ukulele it's it's so ridiculous just just top tier

Grizz (42:16)
Also, to like, you think like all those stupid backstories of it. I remember being a kid and being like, like the undertaker and then like Kane in the fire and all that stuff.

Ice Bear (42:24)
⁓ Yeah,

he's from hell. I believed it. was like, yeah, shit, of course he's from hell. They just found him.

Grizz (42:29)
Yeah. What was the thing like, like,

like, yeah. And then I remember like the people always talked. It was like his brothers almost died in a fire and all this stuff. he, and, I remember us being like, damn man, like, oh, and, then, yeah. And then, then King comes out, you're like, he wants revenge. And it was, it was this whole thing. And I remember eating that shit up as a kid.

Ice Bear (42:38)
Yes. Yes.

Yeah, that's wild. do they escape?

And my another thing I really enjoy looking back is Paul Bearer and I didn't register Paul Bearer and he had the urn and just like the creepy like strong hand from scary movie shit going on all the time. What a good manager.

Grizz (43:11)
It's so stupid, it's so good.

Ice Bear (43:14)
Managers were probably the best bit in that area, in that era. Cause you had him, you had a lot of the mid cards had girlfriend characters that were good. Lita was phenomenal. She was one of the best athletes on that roster. Just like fucking fly out of nowhere, moon salt people. This by the way is...

Grizz (43:18)
Yeah.

Yeah.

Ice Bear (43:43)
a quality B+. I liked it a lot. was a good start.

Grizz (43:47)
Ooh, that's good.

Both.

Ice Bear (43:55)
Deftone Luchador.

Grizz (43:58)
both bees.

Ice Bear (43:59)
Lone Star Deftones.

Grizz (44:01)
Yeah, they're both beasts. They're like, they're not bad and they're not great. They're easily forgettable.

Ice Bear (44:11)
going in for number two.

Grizz (44:22)
See the power.

Ice Bear (44:26)
wait how are you on your... have you finished your second one or do have more?

No. Okay. Nice. Okay. Sweet. Let's roll. Let's roll. Let's get into it.

Grizz (44:46)
to a squidly diddly doo

Ice Bear (44:50)
Ooh, those are both quite nice.

Grizz (44:57)
⁓ I saved this one for last because I thought this was going to be the best and I hope it proves it. Now it smells it smells like it's going to be the best out of them.

Ice Bear (45:04)
⁓ Scared now?

that's a lovely color.

All ⁓ right. So, do I read this in in French or in English? That's the question. Our audience is English. We'll go English. This is... Okay. Apocalypse? Apocalypse is a perfect combination of elegance.

Grizz (45:39)
Do it English with a frog accent.

Ice Bear (45:56)
of Belgian whites and the hoppy character of an American IPA. It features aromas of resin, candy, lychee, and pear. Its smooth palate is a long lasting wave of piney bitterness. This is L'Epocalypse.

Grizz (46:15)
That's actually really cool. That sounds good. Lyche and beer I've never heard in my life.

Ice Bear (46:19)
Yeah. ⁓

Yeah, this is from I've never heard of this town. is from Shawinigan, Quebec.

Grizz (46:28)
back putting lychee in beer damn

Ice Bear (46:32)
wild ones.

Grizz (46:36)
This one here. This beer here is a.

This beer is mysterious and important. This is a West Coast Ypa with Strata and Mosaic hops brewed by the beautiful Celestial Beer Works. It is called Cold Harbor.

Ice Bear (46:45)

I love this can.

This is great. This is very Allah severance.

Grizz (47:11)
No, 6.5. Cole Harbor.

Ice Bear (47:15)
You ready for a bare-winged-ink? Nah, that's not gonna... This is also 6.5. It wasn't gonna zoom in on it. All right. Well...

I'm glad I saved that for the end.

That's good.

Grizz (47:43)
First sip of this one, better than the other two, but the margin of it being better is fairly thin. It is good though.

Ice Bear (47:57)
first sip it's it's very good. I'm not getting any pine so I'm kind of confused by that being part of the description. I'm also not getting any lychee. It's it's good but I'm not getting two of the flavors I was excited about.

Grizz (48:12)
I feel like litchi is hard. It's such a soft flavor. I feel that it would be hard to get through on a beer.

Ice Bear (48:21)
Have you ever had... what are they called? ⁓ Do you remember in school if you were taking a test and they'd give you like they'd give you your number two pencils and your Scantron and you'd get like the little mint and then they'd give you whatever that weird fucking it looked kind of like a watermelon candy. Like it was in a wrapper it was like the shape of a Werther's but the outside of it was watermelon.

Grizz (48:48)
You mean a strawberry?

Ice Bear (48:49)
Shit. ⁓ no, this was.

No, watermelon for sure. Maybe this is a Maryland thing.

Grizz (48:56)
This

red bottom, green twisty top. shit.

Ice Bear (49:00)
Uh-uh. Well,

no, it had two sides. And it looks like if you cut a watermelon in half, dissected it. And it was like effectively a Werther's wrapper. But anyway, I bring that up because that candy is the flavor that I'm kind of imagining plus the pear. But that's all I'm getting. I'm not getting. I'm hoping for some other notes, but we'll find out.

Grizz (49:04)

Interesting.

Because the one I'm thinking of is...

It's these.

Ice Bear (49:40)
⁓ shit, yeah, I forgot we had phones. What a genius way to do it. Here I was going to share a screen with a chump. Now let me try and find out what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about, and I like those a lot. I remember those.

Grizz (49:48)
Yeah, I love

those, but you know what I fucking hate? Those hard candy butterscotch.

Ice Bear (50:00)
Worthers.

Grizz (50:02)
Are they worth it? Yeah, but the ones with the clear yellow plastic.

Ice Bear (50:04)
Yeah, they're butterscotch flavored.

⁓ no, now I know what you're talking about. Those are awful. Yeah, those are fucking terrible.

Grizz (50:13)
You know, you know i'm talking about yeah, this is like yeah

Ice Bear (50:21)
Like this.

Grizz (50:23)
yeah. ⁓ wait, the taffy? The taffies? Yeah, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are pretty good too. Yeah, those are good.

Ice Bear (50:26)
Kind of, yeah. They're like a taffy texture.

Mm-mm.

Grizz (50:38)
I was thinking it was like a hard candy, but you know, but when you said the rapper and the thing I was like, the strawberries, bro. And I'm, and I'm only, I'm only thinking that because for the longest time, I thought they were watermelon too. And then like, no, it's strawberry. Like it's a watermelon.

Ice Bear (50:45)
you

Red, green? Leave me alone. So we were at the grocery store the other day and I see a sign on one of those giant cardboard boxes that says large watermelons and I got real excited because it was like 565 or something. I was like, all right, I want a waterman. Let me have one of those boys. I look in it. It's empty. like, ⁓ I peer like all the way over. There's one in the corner and it is this large watermelon.

Grizz (51:10)

Ice Bear (51:24)
is probably.

Grizz (51:27)
the personal size? ⁓

Ice Bear (51:27)
It's like the size of like a grapefruit. And I'm like,

fuck all the way off. Because here's the thing. When I was in Delaware, it is very common for the dudes that grow watermelon to buy school buses that are decommissioned, cut the tops of them off so that it's just like half the window and up and fill those fuckers with watermelons for transport. You will see that all the time in Delaware. So when I hear large watermelon, what I'm picturing is

Grizz (51:59)
Yeah, like Texas. Yeah, like Texas. Yeah, like Texas, a super-sized watermelon. Yeah.

Ice Bear (52:00)
Like the size of my torso like if it's not my torso, I'm mad

Because the thing is, all right, let me know how you feel about this. Because this would be my go-to if I were to buy a giant watermelon. I want to cut it in half. One half I'm going to cut up and cube and probably have some of it plain, some of it with salt on top of it. And now that you've told me about it, I want to try it with tahini. The other half, I'm going to take a fifth of vodka and I'm going to dump it upside down in it. And I'm going to let that permeate and I'm going to have a fantastic watermelon bevy.

Grizz (52:39)
So love those love vodka watermelons for me. I fucking love watermelon. So I, cut it in half one half. eat it in whole where they come cut into triangles so I can experience that cause I love it. And I fucking I look for that shit. I'm gonna have the other half. I'm either going to cut into squares so can have it for later or if I'm hungry.

How does it go out that bitch with the spoon?

Ice Bear (53:11)
I'll just scoop it out like it's a like a kiwi or something.

Grizz (53:13)
like

I get it and just tahini over all the top and just fucking eat the first layer, tahini on it and just eat the second layer. And then all the, all the juice bits on the bottom, I'll scrape off all the sides towards just white and then I just drink it.

Ice Bear (53:21)
Aha.

Aw, damn it, now I need to go buy a watermelon.

Grizz (53:33)
I do. live for fucking watermelons, especially again, the heen and watermelon is like the quintessential best pairing ever. Well, it's it's it's like fucking a lime with the fucking shot of tequila. Like it's it's you know, you can't have it alone, but it's not hitting.

Ice Bear (53:49)
Hmm

All right.

Alright audience, here's what I want you to do. I want you to DM us. I want you to tell us, we pop watermelons between our powerful bare thighs for your amusement? Because I would do it for lolz.

Grizz (54:11)
I'm pretty sure I could do it. Yeah.

Ice Bear (54:13)
You could absolutely do it.

You're way stronger than I am, and I can do it. I've done it before. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's not hard. I would say my honest guess is if you can do ⁓ the adductor.

Grizz (54:18)
Yeah, you have i've never done it

Ice Bear (54:32)
for even like 10 reps at 100, it would be easy. And I think most guys our size probably do at least 150 on that. So.

Grizz (54:42)
Yeah,

I was gonna say this like I've never done it but I'm pretty sure I could do that

Ice Bear (54:45)
It's not hard. It's not even kinda hard.

Grizz (54:52)
be down. Now the one thing though, ⁓ a small little tangent, and that's not even a tangent, but I've been like shopping around for gyms in Seattle. And it's like, it's weird because there's kind of a lot of gyms, but also not a lot of gyms at the same time. Cause I'm trying to find today, cause I found a couple where I'm like, I want a gym that's walkable for like between work and where I'm thinking about living. And, and like,

Ice Bear (55:01)
Mm-hmm.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Grizz (55:20)
There's actually a decent amount of gyms, but then like even some of like the strength based gyms and like I'm looking at their equipment. I only sort of can see on the pictures and I'm like, it's not worth it. And then I, and then so it's like kind of trying to go and go and finding everything because so for my gym here, I pay about 50 bucks a month, which is pretty normal for like a string. think best price you'll probably get was like 45, right?

Ice Bear (55:23)
Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Grizz (55:50)
There's like 65 as cheap as I could find. Yeah, so it sucks, but it's also like, if I'm paying that much, like I want everything to be there.

Ice Bear (55:54)
shit. That sucks.

So I'll tell you what I did when I was out there. And the only thing I didn't have that I wanted access to ⁓ was a pitch arc. And there was only one prowler, which I liked to do for cardio. So that was often used. And I was like, I'm not going to fucking wait in line for a prowler. ⁓ I did LA Fitness, which I normally don't like at all. But it had everything I needed. It was 24 hours.

Grizz (56:29)
Yeah, because that's because me there has to be one because for me it's like I just I literally just need a squat rack and a barbell and I need dumbbells like I need decent benches or like to do my dumbbell stuff with and then like that's it like if they have some machines or I'm kind of I'd be dope with

Ice Bear (56:33)
I assume there's one there.

Grizz (56:57)
Also, I hate plate loaded machines because it's like the stupidest shit ever in my opinion like a lot of the hammer strength stuff Because it's like I'm gonna use the machine is for like hypertrophy stuff. I don't want to load fucking weights on it. I guess dumb To do this machine wait. I like just give me the fucking pin or the you know what mean? I Don't understand this like weird

Ice Bear (57:15)
That's fair.

I understand.

⁓ Shit. I was going to say this is a great gym, like as far as commercial gyms go, but the closest crunch I can find to you is in Silverdale, which is like a ferry ride. ⁓

Grizz (57:41)
Yeah, so I'm

looking at the SLU area, like South Lake Union area. That's kind of where I'm looking at.

Because the furthest east I'll go would be like Cap Hill. I don't live in Cap Hill. But the first east I'll go is somewhere around Capitol Hill.

Ice Bear (58:04)
Yeah. So you're gonna, you're gonna.

So you're pretty committed to being like in Seattle, like you're going to be in Seattle proper.

Grizz (58:14)
Because yeah, because the thing is like, that's where I'm going to be like working. And the thing is, because to just park my car at my place of residence is going to cost two to $300 a month. And then you look, and then you look around everywhere else. It's going to also just be like 30 to $40 to have my park. So I want everything to be where I get just walkable. And then, so like, I only use my vehicle to like, leave the city.

Ice Bear (58:19)
Yeah, okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

Grizz (58:43)
You know?

Ice Bear (58:44)
Yeah, that's fair. ⁓

Grizz (58:47)
Because plus do the fucking traffic there

sucks. I thought traffic here in Dallas sucked. It is horrible there with the hills. And here's the thing. It's like San Francisco where the lights don't line up like what the fuck is is is up with that. I don't understand how the lights don't light up.

Ice Bear (58:52)
Yeah, it's pretty bad.

No, I'll see it.

Yeah.

That is frustrating.

Grizz (59:08)
Cause like here in Texas, the lights light up. You catch a green, you're catching greens, bro. You know, like I'm going past all greens and stopping all the side ones go and then greens happen. I can go through here. I'm going, I'm stuck at fucking Pike by Pike place. And like, I get a green light and I'm dead traffic because of the fucking light right above that. can see it's still red. And then the one past that is red. Terrible.

Ice Bear (59:09)
So.

Yeah.

Yes.

So

from what I've been told by people that were involved in infrastructure out there, a lot of the roads, particularly downtown, have weight sensors. So the minute a car is on it, it triggers the release time for the other direction. So when you have a congested area, they're constantly getting triggered. So it's basically like you've got your 30 seconds and then it's switching.

So at night, it's pretty great, because at night you're never going to be trapped in a light. Like, why am I waiting at a red? There's no one around. But yeah, during the day it's bad. You just go, fuck lights. I don't pay attention to lights.

Grizz (1:00:08)
outside I just go but yeah yeah well no

like if I go there and I stop and there's nobody there and I'm going why am gonna say but then also to cameras on lights

Ice Bear (1:00:22)
I was about to say, please

be aware there's cameras on most lights there.

Grizz (1:00:27)
Yeah, I noticed very quickly because like they're banned in Texas. They're non-constitutional.

Ice Bear (1:00:34)
Yeah, no, you're

going to be on camera with most lights in Seattle.

Grizz (1:00:39)
Yeah,

I noticed very quickly. was like, ah, this sucks.

Ice Bear (1:00:44)
well well right turn right turn right turn try stop me you commies

Grizz (1:00:45)
I'll just write I'll just write turn everywhere

It's that goes, it's how it goes. I heard there's a seat. There's an underground Seattle under Seattle. That's pretty cool.

Ice Bear (1:01:00)
Yes.

Yes, and it's worth exploring. Like whenever you have your first day off, you feel like just zooming around. It's an experience. Some of them are very old-timey. Like it feels like you're in like a retro kind of 50s fallout vibe.

Grizz (1:01:20)
I heard that I was actually really really cool

Ice Bear (1:01:24)
But honestly, given your proximity to other things, there are so many really phenomenal natural outdoor things that you can do within an hour drive. If I had a day off, I know I'm not not fucking around in the city.

Grizz (1:01:35)
Yeah.

Yeah, I'm so close to Mount Rainier that I'm like...

Ice Bear (1:01:44)
You definitely do that. some point, wait till I come visit you. We should go to ⁓ the other side of the Puget Sound. Because of that whole Port Angeles, all of the Cascades, that's such a fun drive just existing there. It's so cool.

Grizz (1:02:05)
I'm down.

Ice Bear (1:02:06)
And then

if the tiger comes to visit, you go to the tulip place. There's like a, I think it's the biggest tulip field in the world. Hold on, let me try and find out. I don't want to talk out of school.

Grizz (1:02:11)
Mmm.

Ice Bear (1:02:27)
Yeah, Skagit Valley. Look up Skagit Valley Tool Festival and you should take her to that.

Grizz (1:02:34)
This is awesome.

Ice Bear (1:02:36)
It's pretty bananas.

It's an impressive feat of nature.

Grizz (1:02:46)
Cause honestly, that's going to be the best thing about being there. It's just like all the interest around it. Cause like Seattle's cool. Yeah. The city is cool, but it's just like any other like midsize to large city.

Ice Bear (1:02:53)
It's an incredibly pretty area.

Mm.

Grizz (1:03:04)
I think it's cool.

Ice Bear (1:03:08)
I think you will wind up liking the bars. It's got a good bar scene.

Grizz (1:03:08)
But like.

I believe it.

Ice Bear (1:03:14)
Because you have a lot of alcoholics that don't want to talk. So it's very easy to find a quiet bar. Just everyone sits in silence and occasionally looks up at the game and they're like, this is a good play.

Grizz (1:03:23)
That's cool.

No, I'm down with that. It's like one of the

reasons it's funny. Cause like, like that, but I also like like the random camaraderie. It's like, that's why I loved like dive bars, right? Cause it's like dingy dim chill. Nobody kind of like whatever, right? Like they only ever have like two EPAs type, you know what I mean? But like, you know, and it's like, it's either everybody sticks to themselves. It's cool. You just talk to the bartender here and there. Are you just chilling?

Ice Bear (1:03:48)
Mm-hmm.

Grizz (1:03:58)
Or you just talk to the random person and like about whatever bullshit like or whatever or the game, you know, and like nobody ever stays or walk up like overstays or welcome like it's dope.

I got walked by a couple when I was going to my hotel when I was there last month. And I would walk by and I would always see like, they're playing the Mariner games. And when I was there is when they were playing, it was the when it was Mariners against the Rangers. And so I'm there like watching in the back and I can see like the people get upset and like, yes, and vice versa.

Ice Bear (1:04:39)
You...

The one thing that I'm curious to see if you find is when I left, the Seahawks are by far the number one franchise there. But after that, the Sounders were becoming really popular. Yeah, so like I'm curious to see your opinion on how much you see like MLS support. Because the Sounders had a pretty big fan base when I left.

Grizz (1:05:01)
So.

So it's wild. like, so I saw a decent amount of Seahawk jerseys, right? But the things I saw the most like in buildings on TVs and everything, right. It was Mariners and Krakens.

Ice Bear (1:05:18)
So I was curious to get your two cents on that because the Kraken didn't exist when I lived out there and I felt like Seattle would be a good hockey town. So I'm not surprised.

Grizz (1:05:27)
Yeah,

I see more crack I saw when I was there I saw way more cracking stuff than I saw. ⁓

so that I saw Seahawk stuff.

Ice Bear (1:05:38)
Well, it's a great logo. Just from an aesthetic standpoint, if you want to have a ⁓ sweater, Kraken's a good sweater. ⁓ And also, just from a ⁓ town perspective, your blue collar people there, a lot of them are fishing, crabbing. It's like seafaring, dirty, hard-nosed professions. So of course, they're going to like hockey. That's always like people like that gravitate towards hockey.

Grizz (1:05:50)
Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Ice Bear (1:06:09)
So yeah, I'm not surprised. That's cool. I'm glad to hear that.

Grizz (1:06:12)
Yeah, seeing all the cracking stuff made me wonder, know, like lean more into like, really got to get into the Dallas stars.

Ice Bear (1:06:20)
You

should, dude, they've, I've told you the last three years, they've had a great team. You should.

Grizz (1:06:24)
Yeah,

this next season I've already kind of like committed because I already have like stuff like like saved. I'm like, all right, I'm going to get into the stars. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to get some merch from them because I because I know that I'm going to have to like get into them if I have if I have the merch because I cannot not do it. Oh.

Ice Bear (1:06:46)
This is shameful. I'm shaming you. I'm publicly shaming both of you. Look at you. You filthy vermin. Begging for food like little animals.

Grizz (1:06:58)
Where they are, animals?

Ice Bear (1:07:00)
Animals? Fucking animals your uncle's talking about hockey. Shut your fat dog faces.

Grizz (1:07:08)
I

still love how thick that boy's ears are.

Ice Bear (1:07:12)
Yeah, Titus has some good ears. Some thick ass ears!

Grizz (1:07:17)
Yeah, so I think this coming season, I'm going to have to.

Ice Bear (1:07:23)
Mm-hmm. I think you'll, I really think you'll like it. Because everything that you like about football and basketball, it merges. It's like the perfect, it's the pace of basketball with, it's not even, it's the best pace of any sport. Because there's so few things that stop play and the things that do stop play lead to a face off, which is intrinsically exciting.

Grizz (1:07:34)
Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm down. So here's the thing. So get into it right after I leave Dallas. Do the Stars play the Kraken? So they would have away teams in Seattle. All right. All right, I'm down.

Ice Bear (1:08:02)
Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, 100%. Yeah.

So hockey has the exact same schedule as basketball. It's an 82 game season. Yeah, you will you will see and you're both in ⁓

Grizz (1:08:13)
⁓ okay.

Ice Bear (1:08:22)
Yeah, you probably would play them twice in Seattle.

Grizz (1:08:25)
dope. I'm down because it because because because that's the one thing where like I'm happy about is like, I can still see the Rangers in Seattle because like, you know,

Ice Bear (1:08:27)
Yeah, so you'll for sure be able to see them there.

Yeah,

Mariners games are. And are Mariners games still cheap? Because they were dirt cheap before.

Grizz (1:08:42)
When I was there, when I was working, I've overheard a lot of people talking about attending Mariners games.

So I'm assuming it is.

Ice Bear (1:08:58)
Did I ever tell you that my apartment in Tacoma was like I could I could literally hit the stadium with a baseball for the Tacoma Rainiers

Grizz (1:09:07)
wow.

Ice Bear (1:09:08)
Yeah, it was right next door. So it was really fun because they would have like every Friday night they have like a little fireworks show. like Nintendo and I could just go out on the balcony and like watch little fireworks. And it was was legit. And they would have the ⁓ the dollar beer night. Minor League Baseball is fucking awesome.

Grizz (1:09:18)
Mm.

That's cool.

Do yeah. Cause like the, was I talking about it with you or somebody else about just like minor league baseball game? Cause like, okay. Yeah. Cause cause San Antonio has the missions. It's a minor league baseball game and it's like this is fun. It's cheap as fuck. It's like it's dollar beer nights, also like on not dollar brand nights, it's only like $2. Like it's cheap as it is cheap as hell. You get Henry puffy tacos for cheap.

Ice Bear (1:09:37)
someone else.

Okay.

Grizz (1:09:57)
Like you get coupons, you get coupons everywhere for like this, local businesses. Yeah. Like, yeah. Dancing FedEx drivers. You know what mean? Like you have, it's just fun.

Ice Bear (1:09:58)

Okay, do we try and do for our first ⁓ gorilla episode with the head clippy things, do we try and do the perfect baseball game where you do the nine hot dogs and nine beers?

It'd be fun.

Grizz (1:10:28)
I down but we have to time it because I would like if we do the Perk baseball game it has to be with the Rangers so we got to time it. I'm not okay but I don't think we would do it I'm down. Yeah.

Ice Bear (1:10:36)
No, no, no, I'm saying, do a minor leak one.

Yeah,

do one that we don't care about the result at all, because the experience is what we're going for.

Grizz (1:10:48)
Let's show them down. I'm sorry.

Ice Bear (1:10:49)
Or even I

think you probably I would guess you'd still have minor league hockey there too, which is same same deal. Just cheap cheap beer cheap hot dogs and just punish yourself for two hours.

Grizz (1:11:02)
I'm down with that, that'd be fun.

Yeah, that'd be really fun, actually.

Ice Bear (1:11:07)
be

a good time. Because I see a bunch of tic tocs about it. And I'm like, I'm pretty sure I could do that. I don't think it would be that hard. The nine beers for sure I could do the night the nine hot dogs I'm not like I don't really like hot dogs to the point where I'm confident about it. But I think I could

Grizz (1:11:17)
Yeah, maybe it's as easy.

I like hot dogs. It's American bow. I love it.

Ice Bear (1:11:31)
That makes me like it more. That is the way to look at it. It's just American. American bow. Fuck. That's a better perspective.

Grizz (1:11:35)
It's what it is It's

Convince me otherwise American bow

Ice Bear (1:11:47)
No, you're right. I'm not going to argue.

Grizz (1:11:49)
Yeah, I fucking love it. I love hot dogs.

Ice Bear (1:11:57)
We had for the second time in recent memory the Filipino style spaghetti. And this time instead of longganese, we did hot dogs and it was fucking good.

Grizz (1:12:08)
with it's like filipino spaghetti is like like the it just reminiscent of banana ketchup you know what i mean like in noodles this is so good and just just like like i was watching the tiger eat fucking jolla bee spaghetti right and i'm just like

Ice Bear (1:12:09)
really good.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's a good time. ⁓

⁓ jolly.

⁓ I was going to shame her. I was going to shame the seal for judging me. ⁓ she's coming. She's coming to hit me. ⁓ my God. What's happening? I lost the camera. None of that was on there because you choking me. I'm stuck in a vent. I'm scared. I'm naked and afraid. ⁓

Grizz (1:12:44)
Dang.

I am so

startled.

Ice Bear (1:12:59)
That was terrifying. Jesus Christ.

was very scary.

Grizz (1:13:09)
I

am so down for this.

Ice Bear (1:13:13)
the hell happened to this?

Grizz (1:13:14)
So

are you aware of like in Seattle, apparently there's like this or like the greater area of Seattle. There's like this brewer's corner thing where there's like there where there's like this area where it's like a couple of blocks and it's just like multiple breweries.

Ice Bear (1:13:26)
Hmm

I'm not aware, but I'm also not surprised because I'm pretty sure Seattle has the most craft beer companies per capita in the country.

Grizz (1:13:42)
Yeah. So, so like, apparently there's like this, I guess I think six streets, but like of craft tap rooms. And so like you go there and it's just, yeah, you just park your car and you go to all the different breweries.

Ice Bear (1:13:56)
Well, that sounds like something that should be done.

Grizz (1:13:59)
Yep. So like, yeah, because we're one of the guys that's at the location where I'm going to be being sent to. So he's talking about, he's like, do you like craft beer? And I was like, do I? He's like, well, if you want, there's a spot when you do, the next time you do come, we'll go. And I'm like, that's a whole ass fucking just a block. Or there's multiple breweries. I'm like,

Ice Bear (1:14:09)
Mm-hmm.

Do I?

That's awesome.

Grizz (1:14:28)
That's a perfect 2B2B episode right there. I can't even make it a series.

Ice Bear (1:14:30)
⁓ huh.

I like it. I like it a lot.

Grizz (1:14:37)
Now that's nice. Because we can go there. We can do a field trip and go to nature things.

Ice Bear (1:14:39)
That's nice.

Grizz (1:14:51)
Now imagine a camp. Well, so I was looking at it. There's like a burn van, so we can't really like do campfires over there, which kind of sucks. But I wonder if I wonder if you could do it like in a fire ring.

Ice Bear (1:15:07)
I would say save save fire for here because we can always burn stuff here and we have full control as the land is owned by moi.

Grizz (1:15:13)
Okay.

fair. Because that's the thing because they've even a little what if we just a grill and we're just like, that's technically that should be fine, right? And just just a grill with a slightly uncontrollable fire. Just just it's just a big fire son. ton of fires for grilling just with a large fire.

Ice Bear (1:15:33)
Ha ha.

shit, this just got out of hand. Our bad.

Grizz (1:15:42)
Yeah, you know, and so just imagine it's just some bears in the woods with beers over the fire.

Ice Bear (1:15:51)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Grizz (1:15:52)
It would be

a good field trip episode.

Ice Bear (1:15:56)
That's a very good episode.

Very good indeed.

How's yours coming along? we're almost at like an exit. Hold on, hold yours up again.

Grizz (1:16:12)
That was pretty close.

Ice Bear (1:16:15)
embarrassing.

Grizz (1:16:23)
Yeah, this one I'm kind of pretty confident in my grading. I'm talking about two bees and then this, this other one, the mysterious balloon head, ⁓ cold Harbor is like, it's a B2, but it's close to a B plus. It's like on that line. I give somebody told me a B plus my gaggads yet.

Ice Bear (1:16:50)
Yeah, I would say so far this is you know what? No, I can rate it already. This is also going to be a B plus. It's good. I like it a lot, but it's not amazing.

Grizz (1:17:03)
yeah the yeah because because these two as much as you know like i i like i like i like changes and flies and and wings and you know all that stuff it's just like it's just it's a it's a it's a good beer like it's not terrible it's not great i'm not gonna see this beer i'm like ⁓ fuck let me grab one of those ⁓

I'm like if somebody hands me I'm like, yeah, thanks, bro. I'm gonna be happy with this this one Same exact thing. I'm if I see it. It's like a dollar dollar video. I'm like, I'll buy a can But I'm not gonna be like fuck. Yeah It's gonna be like thanks this one I See it. I'm like, it's a good beer. I'll grab it

Ice Bear (1:17:33)
Yeah. Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

our grading system is so good. It's just all comparative and situational. would be it'd be so hard to follow the flow chart of like where will they rate it just like variable sorry follow this. It's more like a magic eight ball. B plus

Grizz (1:18:11)
you

think there's some wisdom somewhere in there. There's ⁓ a line of extreme consciousness through the grading systems.

Ice Bear (1:18:31)
I like to think somewhere, perhaps one of the lads in Bangladesh, they're like just developing a wiki page of all of our beers and our ratings so far. Like they're just like all about our untapped socials. And they've put together a nice color coded thing.

Grizz (1:18:52)
I was like, well,

what Charlie's thing when he was in the mailroom?

Ice Bear (1:18:58)
Huh?

Grizz (1:19:00)
It's always sunny Philadelphia. Or he was all like...

Ice Bear (1:19:02)
⁓ shit, dude, I'm

aware I'm aware of that show, but I've seen like three episodes tops. Really? Yeah.

Grizz (1:19:07)
Really?

Feel like you of all people would love that show Up there the most No, I got like I'm Deadly scary like It's it's a show that my god. Yeah

Ice Bear (1:19:16)
I've been told this multiple times. I've been told this a lot.

Alright.

Do I skip right into when Danny DeVito comes into it? Or do I have to watch the first season? I don't know how long it is until Danny DeVito shows up.

Grizz (1:19:36)
You. Yeah,

it's see.

Ice Bear (1:19:42)
But you're not the first person that told me like I've been told a lot over the years that I would love it. And I've just never.

I've never watched it.

Grizz (1:19:51)
Yeah, I'm telling you, the type of humor that we have that you like, right? Yeah, so Danny Givio came in season two. Right? And season two is in 2006.

Ice Bear (1:20:09)
Is it still going or is it over?

Grizz (1:20:11)
I know it's like...

Ice Bear (1:20:15)
They have 20 seasons of It's Always Sunny.

Grizz (1:20:25)
Yeah, episode 17 is set to begin filming.

Ice Bear (1:20:36)
You're drunk. You're blitzed out of your mind. Episode 17. What are you talking about? Season 17? There we go.

Grizz (1:20:41)
Yep, yeah, was season 17, Yeah, so

season 17, yeah, it's starting. So yeah, it's still going. But I'm telling.

I'm telling you, you watch just, like, I can't just, again, like, there's so many good episodes that, like, like there's, because the thing goes, so like, what it is, it's like our humor mixed with Seinfeld, where every, like, nobody's a good person. like, it's like, Seinfeld is like the thing of like, nobody's good, right? Like, they're all like, kind of like fucked up people.

Ice Bear (1:21:04)
Alright, alright.

Yeah... Yeah... ⁓

Grizz (1:21:25)
It's always something in Philadelphia is that but like just a little slightly darker and like, y'all fuckers are insane.

Like, there's one, there's one where they all go to like, ⁓ like a family psychologist, they're all arguing about like, all this other stuff, like of what happens and how dysfunctional the family is because they're trying to figure out who should do the dirty dishes. It's so fucking hilarious.

Ice Bear (1:21:36)
Okay.

Mm-hmm.

shit.

Grizz (1:21:58)
And the thing is it like, I'm pretty sure Charlie Day's wife is the is the waitress, but there's an ongoing, so it's like, because basically the dynamics is there's D who's this like really you made girl that's like delusional until like she's like this hot girl. And so she ⁓

Ice Bear (1:22:17)
She's the one that

the wacky, wailing, inflatable arm-waving tube man, yes.

Grizz (1:22:22)
Yeah. So she's basically, she's basically, she's the one that's like, really, really wants to be the girl, but she's just not. And so she's kind of delusional. That's her. Danny, Danny DeVito is just as fucking degenerate like Danny DeVito, right? Degenerate of money. Charlie day is fucking crazy and insane in there. He's just like, not a real, he's the wild card. He's just not, he's just not a real human, but he's, know,

Ice Bear (1:22:32)
Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Grizz (1:22:52)
He's just stupid. So he's just to kind of like the off the wall, like comedy thing. have Mac who's convinced that he's a bad-ass and buff when he's not, but he like, he's in his head. He's like, I'm this guy.

Ice Bear (1:23:07)
Is he the one that over the seasons he's been like pretty cut and also very puffy? Like does he fluctuate body weight a lot? Okay.

Grizz (1:23:13)
Yeah, there's a whole thing

where he's gaining mass cause he's bulking and he's just getting fat as fuck. so for the, for the season, he just gained like a hundred pounds, hundreds of pounds. Like he genuinely gets fat for this, this thing, like the kid, actor gets fat as shit.

Ice Bear (1:23:26)
He's

the Christian Bale of sitcoms.

Grizz (1:23:30)
Yeah. And he's just like, he's like, he's like, I'm, I'm accumulating mass. I'm bulking. And so he's delusional that he's just getting fucking jacked and get bulking, getting big, but he's just getting fat. And so they're like, bro, but he's delusional that he's like the fucking guy. He's like, he's jacked and he's, and Dennis is this like super borderline sociopathic, like narcissist guy.

that he thinks he's like that main character. Like he's like, you know, like he's the man, like the guy and like nobody gives a fuck about it. So they're all like outcasts in their own ways. They're just in this thing because they're either related or whatever. And so like the situations they get in are like just fucked up and like great. Like there's one where they're like, there's one where they get addicted to crack so they could exploit, so they could exploit welfare, the welfare system.

It's so good. So you have them like all strung out like in like these like characters and what do you think like 90s like 90s hood would be and they're just listening to it's a hard knock life on the stoop on their it's so good. It's so good.

I'm telling you, like, it's, it hit, checks every single box.

Ice Bear (1:24:52)
Okay, all right, I'll try it. I will try it. I'll give it a shot. And I wonder if they're going to reference the ⁓ Philadelphia thing going on right now with the mayor's decision to get rid of the the sanitation workers. What a wild choice.

Grizz (1:25:13)
crazier things happen.

Ice Bear (1:25:15)
It's always interesting to me when you have these random politicians being like, ⁓ here's this blue collar job that doesn't deserve pay. All right, fuck around and find out. See how that goes for you. You're massive trash heaps for the next however long.

Grizz (1:25:36)
always like curious, like the things where they seem extremely stupid. Like I want to see the numbers or reports that they see that make them think like, I'm going to get rid of this. You know what I mean?

Ice Bear (1:25:46)
Exactly.

Grizz (1:25:48)
I'm

just so curious to see like what it because because here's the thing what if it was for a good reason that's even funnier like if that was a case of like like in reports are like this is fucking understand that like this is we can't maintain this like I want to see that you know what mean like like what if it's like this fucking like wild call like this complete curveball where you're like

Ice Bear (1:26:06)
Actually in the right,

the garbage workers have been murdering people. like 7,000 puppies murdered every month.

Grizz (1:26:15)
You don't have to be able to...

And

you're like, it's like, one of these things where like, well, here we got to get rid of this. Let's build something else in place of it. But they're just stupid. And they're like, we're getting rid of it before they even give anything else transitionally. And then, so like, they just implode it. then instead of like fixing anything, they're just making everything worse. Like I, I want to see these things because either way it's fucking, it's fucking comical.

Ice Bear (1:26:43)
That would be amusing.

Yeah, no, that's a that's a fun. That's a fun mental exercise. It's it's actually like, it's the correct reaction. Like, no, this this needs to stop this. They should not be paid.

Grizz (1:27:04)
You'd be, because what if it was just like complete deficit, everything like we need to like get rid of this. We're going to do this instead, but they're just like completely hand-visted. So they're like, we're getting rid of it instead of showing like here, here's phase two, but they can never get to phase two. So it was just like, I'll blow up a phase one and there ended up, they're still stuck. They just pissed everybody off and still stuck with the decline of thinking ship, you know?

Ice Bear (1:27:29)
Speaking of wild government things, have you seen the ⁓ massive highway project in India where the engineers built a 90 degree, like I think it's an 89 degree turn on like an eight lane highway. And it's like, it's almost done. Like they just got to the point where the thing, you know, intersects effectively. And they're like,

Grizz (1:27:49)
Hahaha!

Yeah.

Ice Bear (1:27:57)
Wait a second, this is like a 70 mile an hour road. This probably isn't gonna work.

I want to say the report I was reading said it was in the like 20 billion dollar range for this project.

Yeah, try and find it. Because it's I'm just like, how do the how do you approve something like this? Build it to the point of near completion. And then someone's like, hey, that's not the way fucking cars work. Like, it's not going to play out.

Grizz (1:28:36)
in Bhopal's 90 degree bridge. Seven engineers suspended, two companies blacklisted.

Ice Bear (1:28:42)
That sounds right that sounds that sounds correct

Grizz (1:28:44)
shit

yeah I mean on this one really constructed railway ⁓ so this one's a railway

Ice Bear (1:28:51)
Maybe it's that. Maybe it's that. It could be a railway.

Grizz (1:28:54)
⁓ near Ashbrach

Stadium and whatever the fuck in Pradesh has become a subject of criticism and ridicule for its 90 degree sharp turn and now the government has suspended seven engineers including two chief engineers over the faulty design of the railway overbridge

Ice Bear (1:29:14)
God bless.

Grizz (1:29:17)
Seeing the photo of this is actually pretty wild.

Ice Bear (1:29:20)
Yeah, right. Is it the top down angle? Is it that one?

Grizz (1:29:24)
This one the top like it's like slightly aerial. But yeah, it's it's like almost a perfect fucking 90 degree angle.

Ice Bear (1:29:27)
Yeah.

I don't understand because there's good schools there. It's not like that's like a poor educated area. There's a lot of like really high end tech schools there, particularly for engineering. And somehow you guys come up with.

Grizz (1:29:55)
Also just like comment enters. Modern rails and trains can't turn.

Ice Bear (1:30:01)
⁓ dude, you know, speaking of engineering failures, you know what I just learned about recently? So Dubai, you know, United Arab Emirates, massive skyscrapers, insane world shaped islands, you know, just the the pinnacle of glitz and glamour. Apparently, that city is nonstop flooding. If you live there, they didn't consider water at all.

Grizz (1:30:10)
Mm-hmm.

Ice Bear (1:30:29)
the sewer system is like a failure. Tunnels are always flooding, roads are always flooding. And like, that's amazing that they've managed. Yeah.

Grizz (1:30:36)
Really?

Ice Bear (1:30:40)
And that's so funny to me that they managed to construct all that.

Grizz (1:30:41)
You know, have, I have seen videos

of like the Dubai streets flooding and people are like, like not crazy, but they were there like with fucking broom, like with squeegee things, like forcing water out and stuff. And it's like wild. I thought it was just some crazy thing because it didn't, was it also the area where they like did the cloud seeding stuff?

Ice Bear (1:30:54)
Yeah.

Yes, but so the reason I found out about this, there was a guy that just ended his three year contract working there. And he was like, pretty much once a month, you're due for a knee high flood.

Yeah, because there's just no drainage. The goal was just get these incredibly impressive skyline views constructed so that we can charge our, you know, seven million dollars for the because it's also an insanely wealthy area. So it was just create this skyline that gives the illusion of this and then, you know, fuck infrastructure otherwise.

Grizz (1:31:44)
I feel like that's just the West Coast in the US.

Ice Bear (1:31:49)
Yeah.

Grizz (1:31:51)
Right?

you know?

Ice Bear (1:31:53)
Yeah.

Grizz (1:31:55)
Cause cause again, again, Seattle, I did enjoy my time in Seattle, like druggy Fenty folds, all them aside overall, I really did enjoy my like a cumulative month in Seattle. Those things I like about LA and all that stuff. But like when I see the way they live compared to like just being back home in Texas, I'm like,

You are paying twice as much for like a quarter of the like quality of life. And you're like, this is, this is fucking it. And I'm just like, you know, it doesn't have to be like this. So it's just like, to me, that kind of feels like that. Like it's just the norm. So you just accept it as like, is what it is. Like, it's just, know, I guess just life at that point, I guess weird.

Ice Bear (1:32:31)
Mm.

It is weird.

Well.

That's a good segue into the end of it. All right. That's that's just life. Two pairs, two pairs.

Grizz (1:32:59)
I think so.

Bum bum bum.

Ice Bear (1:33:13)
Do we do, hold on, have we ever done a head crush? Can you do one?

Grizz (1:33:18)
haven't tried one in a long time. I've never...

Ice Bear (1:33:20)
What if

we ease into it doing it this way?

Grizz (1:33:24)
I've

never tried one like with a big can. I've done it with a small can.

Ice Bear (1:33:30)
Do ⁓ you want to try one for real? If we put a hat on?

Grizz (1:33:34)
Let's try it. I don't think it'll work. Tiger's not looking. Let's try it.

Ice Bear (1:33:38)
Hold on, are we actually trying?

Grizz (1:33:41)
I mean, I'm down.

Ice Bear (1:33:44)
Okay, let's do it.

Grizz (1:33:46)
So are you gonna be like here and then press in or you're go like

Ice Bear (1:33:51)
I feel like it's not going to work unless we go like, caw.

Grizz (1:33:55)
Oh wait, are you doing it with this side or this side? I thought it was, I thought it was this side.

Ice Bear (1:34:00)
I don't know, what are you supposed to do?

Okay, I'm fine with that. Okay. yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on, let me do that too.

Grizz (1:34:06)
All right. Okay. All right.

Ice Bear (1:34:17)
Okay, I'm really scared, honestly.

Grizz (1:34:19)
We're gonna go three, two, one, we're just gonna go for it. All right. Three, two, one.

Ice Bear (1:34:22)
Okay, I'm scared.

Grizz (1:34:35)
Oh, fuck I do. That actually kind of hurt.

Ice Bear (1:34:39)
the end.

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Grizz
Host
Grizz
Texas never saw a more hefty bear.
Ice Bear
Host
Ice Bear
The fairest bear in all of Maple Land