EP 5 | Beers With The Peels On Em

Grizz (00:31)
one

Ice Bear (00:34)
my god, it exploded everywhere. Mine splooged all over the desk. my god.

Grizz (00:35)
damn, was, that snap at the end was really, really good on that one. Damn.

I think I missed that one compared to, that snap you got was...

Ice Bear (00:46)
boy. There's beer on the fucking audio. That's There's beer in the booth. The booth is filled with beer.

Grizz (00:54)
beer in the booth.

You know what that reminds me of? I think he's like a TikTok guy. Badoof, yes. But I think he's a TikTok guy, but he's like this Creole Louisiana dude, and he always wears those pit viper glasses. And he talks about crawfish. He's like crawfish ball. He's like, he's like the shrimp put a peel on them, dude.

Ice Bear (01:03)
Badoof.

Is he the one that does like, Cajun boils and stuff?

I love that guy.

Grizz (01:23)
I can watch that dude for fucking hours. "We got the shrimp with the peels on them, dude."

Ice Bear (01:51)
Look, if you want to look at my fluted bottom, you're going to have to be on the OnlyFans.

Grizz (01:56)
Only Paws

Ice Bear (01:57)
Only Paws

Well, since we started with a voluptuous, albeit vaguely sexual, crack, do you want to tell us what you're drinking over there, fella?

Grizz (02:11)
So I am doing an homage to the other. So this is multifaceted and I'm very excited for this one for two reasons. I think people who have heard more than one episode will know that I refer to the tiger as being my significant other.

So this is a nod or a great notion to her but also to my youth, me as a youth. So back in the days of summer's yore, we used to have raspas, which raspas, people that don't know, are just Mexican snow cones. And one of the famous flavors of old Gris youth was my favorite flavor called tiger's blood.

Tiger's blood is cool because Tiger's blood sounds fucking awesome. So I liked it. And it was kind of tropical. I had a little bit of hint of coconut in it. was like fruit punch pina colada. I hadn't really put the thing, but I'm remembering back to it. That's kind of what I think it is. So this one here is from Great Notion.

Ice Bear (03:06)
It does sound very cool.

Grizz (03:25)
This is a style tart ale. So the tart ale, it's an 8%. It's a tart ale with strawberry, coconut, and natural and artificial flavors. I got it right before old RFK. It's still gonna steal it from us. Drink fresh, keep beer fun, great notion. So great notion brewing in Barrow House is from Portland, Oregon. This is...

Tiger's Blood.

Ice Bear (03:58)
Do you think anyone involved in making that wore shoes? That's what I was thinking, but that is a fantastic can. I love it.

Grizz (04:02)
In Oregon, hell no.

And then the art or like, guess the logo for the brewery

Ice Bear (04:10)
Yeah, that's pretty sick. Very nice. Very nice. Holy shit, was $8.

Damn, you were not fibbing. Here I thought this was all a big weird ruse to inflate the pricing of your beer.

Grizz (04:24)
no this

this four pack this four pack to buy a four pack was like uh like 23 bucks 22 23 bucks and i was like yeah i just i'll just take one

Ice Bear (04:40)
It's a good can though. It's a really good can.

Grizz (04:42)
Yeah,

I couldn't resist, I couldn't pass it up. was like... Because I initially had two other offerings for this 2B2B but I came across this one two nights ago and I was like, fuck, alright, I gotta go for it.

Ice Bear (04:57)
So if you'll indulge me, first I would like to, as you've already pointed out, the custom flute has arrived for its inaugural episode. And let me tell you.

beer tastes a little bit better out of it. My first one in true bearsync fashion is also in the realm of eights. This is an 8.8% west coast IPA from Sawdust City Brewing Company called

Twin Pines. Let me tell you a little bit about Twin Pines. This is from Sawdust City Brewing Company. Let's go back in time with a throwback favorite loaded with aromas and flavors of citrus and pine. For those that know, know I love some pine. This West Coast Ipa is classic for a reason. If you like hops and we know you do.

You're going to want to get reacquainted with Twin Pines Double Epa. It's a tribute to one of Sawdust City's favorite Sci-Fly flicks. Whether you're a fan of the film or not, you'll love this irresponsibly Hop Dale from Sam the Brewmaster. And let me tell you, he did a good job with this one. First impressions are very good. We have Galaxy, Simcoe, Mosaic, Cashmere and Idaho not six, but Idaho seven for the Hopperinos.

Grizz (06:23)
you

the best numbered hop so I've been told.

Ice Bear (06:33)
I mean, I don't think I've ever had cashmere to my knowledge.

Grizz (06:38)
I've had you've seen me have a fair amount of them to have cashmere. I do like that one mosaic So Mosaic is probably one of my tops and then galaxies up there too. So that sounds like it's an amazing

Ice Bear (06:45)
I've for sure worn it. I've never drank it.

So far

it's already easier to drink than my naughty boy pregame beer. It was like a six something.

Grizz (07:06)
But what was that naughty boy pregame beer that sounded?

Ice Bear (07:10)
I knew this was gonna come up and I even thought should I have the beer ready and near me and You know what I did. I didn't prepare again. I have failed to prepare. Let me describe it to the people

Go ahead. I know it's not cool.

When I was listening back to last week's and you were shaming me, thought to myself, you know, I deserve this. I deserve the criticism of my ill-preparedness, but I can use words to tell the people about it. It was a beautiful little unicorn farting out rainbows. And I mean, that's all you need to know. It was a fun, cute little can. It had a very effervescent

Grizz (07:47)
paint a picture.

Ice Bear (07:57)
mouth feel and it was easy drinking six something but this at an 8.8 is easier and much tastier and it's the same brewery so good job your first one was good this one is better

Grizz (08:08)
I think as long as you add that beautiful artwork to our recap posts or it's not a recap post. What do we call those posts? The half of the beers.

Ice Bear (08:19)
that, that,

that my good sir is the companion guide for those that want to drink along the denizens companion guide.

So while we're talking about last week's episode, this is as good a time as any to point out something that I noticed in the most recent episode.

Grizz (08:39)
I gotta point out something too, but I'll let you go first, because I think it's gonna be funny. Because I think it's gonna be the same thing. I think it's the same thing.

Ice Bear (08:41)
Okay. Okay. I'm wondering if it's the same thing. Yeah, I'm wondering if it's the same thing.

All right. So in our effort to capture the crack of the beer cans, dear Grizz has been slaving away, editing these videos, getting that crackerino just right. And in the process of doing this, I noticed in last week's episode, boy, are there a lot of fucking mouth noises.

Grizz (08:57)
Ha ha ha ha.

Ice Bear (09:11)
Grizz has a fucking wet mouth over there, let me tell you.

Grizz (09:16)
It's not only

that, it's the...

Ice Bear (09:20)
the heavy breathing, the wet mouth. It's a pedophile's dream.

Grizz (09:22)
Look.

You ever watch a nature documentary? You ever seen a bear's lips? Have you ever seen the giant, the giant nostrils built for maximum air consumption? Look at these bad boys. See? And not only that, too.

Ice Bear (09:52)
Yeah.

Grizz (09:55)
I was slightly congested when we were recording that episode. So if you pay attention to it, you'll hear like a slight whistle and some of the heavy breathing.

Ice Bear (10:04)
A little bit of a...

There's some really good breathing. There's some really good.

lip smacking.

Grizz (10:14)
Look, I assaulted y'all and I was gonna go into this being like, I apologize for last episode, because I assaulted all of y'all tremendously. But once you told me I wanna bring something up, I was like, gosh, it has to be the same thing, so I'm gonna wait. Yeah.

Ice Bear (10:28)
All right, now.

So wait, was that yours too?

Okay, so I thought that might also be yours. So I did also notice you're not the only guilty party here of a embarrassing faux pas. what I did there. I am guilty, particularly when we got into beer number three of what I like to call too much LPM.

LPM, what is that you ask? Likes per minute. I turn into a valley girl when I...

Grizz (11:06)
yeah.

I was up there too.

that was another thing too. I was the same way and I was like, damn, I need to be way more cognizant of the LPM. It was very, very high.

Ice Bear (11:20)
The LPM was high, but for me,

it was rough. And I was like, am I just not thinking very much? Because I like, I like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it was bad.

Grizz (11:32)
That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking.

Yeah, same. I think it was we were getting ahead of ourselves and we weren't allowing ourselves to engage or stop and fully form the sentence. I think we were just like riding on the highs of like unicorn farts

Ice Bear (11:52)
Hey, it was the inaugural Bears After Dark. We were just excited. We were allowed to roam free late into the evening.

Grizz (11:58)
That's true. And bears after dark was fun.

That's very rare.

Ice Bear (12:05)
It's, I mean, it's so far it's the only one. So it's extremely rare. It's a fucking Holo Charizard.

Grizz (12:15)
So how much holo Charizards did you have in your childhood?

Ice Bear (12:19)
We're talking, I never had a first edition, which actually destroyed me a little bit. I did have the first, like the base box ones, like the second print. had one of those. If you're counting like other packs, like once they got into the team rocket stuff and things like that. I had dark Charizard. Yeah, I had some of those.

Grizz (12:36)
like or like blanes charizard and shit yeah

same i had three first edition charizards all at different points one i got in trouble and so as punishment i got my pokemon cards taking away and given away

that was one time the other time was I traded it for a Yu-Gi-Oh! Dual Game Boy Advance Game and and a Pokemon Ruby game and so yeah and then the last one I think

Ice Bear (13:10)
That's a good trade at the time.

That's a pretty good trade at the time.

Grizz (13:22)
once my younger cousin she got no I don't know what happened to the last one I genuinely don't know what happened to the last one I do know that some of my Pokemon collection ended up going to my cousin um so ultimately he gave to our younger cousin his younger sister my younger cousin because she started getting into Pokemon as well and she's like seven years our junior or like five years my junior seven years his junior so we gave it to her

Ice Bear (13:45)
Mm-hmm.

I had quite the little hustle that I'm pretty proud of. My neighbor's little sister, she had a pretty darn good collection. I remember there was a Blastoise, a big man Blastoise. There was a

I don't know if you can picture it was it was not an American one. There was a pretty rare it was like a movie edition of the Mew and it had like the unknown kind of font. Yeah, it was ancient Mew but it wasn't the American one. It was the Japanese one which presumably was more rare and it was the Miss and it was the misprint. I'll try and find it and show it to you. It's cool looking but I just knew because I had those like guidebooks that had like the value of the card and I was like, I know.

this is worth something. And so I got her an ice cream from the ice cream truck. So that that $3 ice cream turned into a quite valuable card, which I believe is still in my parents house to this day.

Grizz (14:51)
You don't tell me you hustled her. You hustled her. Damn.

Ice Bear (15:10)
should look into the value of that puppy now

What'd you realize?

dark mode. Yeah, they should have been. Lapse and judgment.

Grizz (15:27)
I just happened to wear my brightest fucking hat for Bears After Dark.

Ice Bear (15:31)
Yeah,

and I wore my light gray naughty boy. Yeah. That's a lapse.

Grizz (15:37)
who have

been doing really good this fucking season so far. Yep.

Ice Bear (15:43)
Your boys and my boys both

last time I checked, think the Jays actually just dropped below the Yankees, but there was a stretch where, both the Rangers and the Jays were leading their divisions respectively.

so I got to tell you just the handle on this, hold on. That doesn't show anyone. Just the, the, the thinness of the base of the flute, just the, the, the grip you can get around it. It's, it's just, it's fantastic. It's, it's like gripping an adequate hog.

You're welcome, internet.

Grizz (16:27)
See you.

Oh shit. Okay. So great transition from hog is, alright, ratings. What do you think about the flavor profile of your beer?

Ice Bear (16:38)
Ha ha ha!

Well, let me tell you. Much like adequate hogs, some people like them in their mouths. No, this is, it's really good so far. It's very heavy on the pine. I feel like I'm frolicking in a forest every time I sip it. And this has become a flavor that I liked it because I think you were on the call with me the first time I ever had a pine.

Grizz (16:52)
Musky?

Ice Bear (17:13)
flavored beer. And I was like, Oh, do I like I think I like this. And as it has turned out, I like it. And I like it a lot. And it's, it's just magnifying at this point, like every time I have one, I'm like, it's such a nice, I don't know what it is about it. I love it. But it also has made me like other pine flavored things like we have a very good gin up here from Quebec that's very pine forward.

Grizz (17:15)
That is correct.

Ice Bear (17:42)
and it's delicious.

Probably, I see what you did there. Take that, Quebec.

Grizz (17:57)
It's you, it's your home, it's your motherland.

Ice Bear (18:01)
Frog legs and poutine.

Grizz (18:04)
anybody talk shit about routine now? penalty

Ice Bear (18:08)
I

eagerly await the people. All right, we got you. No worries. can say it. just don't want to.

Grizz (18:14)
the best way like my favorite is this especially like here or like southern Texas to say Spanish words without the accent I fucking I fucking love doing it I love doing it

Ice Bear (18:27)
I'm sure you do. This

is like, so I go back and forth on the pronunciation thing, right? Because certain things, it's depends on who is saying it, why they're saying it, and context. There's a whole lot of variables involved. But generally speaking, I do get grumpy over dumb things. And I'm like, this is a ridiculous thing to waste energy being upset by.

Grizz (18:53)
Yeah,

because I remember it bothered me when I was younger. And because I grew up in my parents and family and friends and anybody of like...

Mexican or Latin descent would be you know because I'd be like can I get the jalapenos and you'd like you mean jalapenos I'm like I said nothing else with an accent why the fuck am I gonna be like yeah I would like this taco and this burrito with some jalapenos and then I'm it's fucking stupid I'm not gonna do it no I'm not doing it no

Ice Bear (19:29)
Okay,

so there's a bunch of things going on. First thing that comes into my mind is, do you know how to say it correctly? So that's kind of the first hurdle. So if you do know how to say it correctly, are you saying it wrong for a joke? Because then it's fine. Like if you're trying to be funny, great, more power to you. But, Jalapenos, Juesadilla, like shit like that. Like if you're trying to be a dumbass, even if it's like, even if it doesn't land,

Good for you for trying something. That's fine.

And if you don't know, like, I don't begrudge anyone for, like, you can't know it. likes per minute, fuck myself. God damn it. Not even drunk yet. Okay, I'm gonna catch myself every time. Did I do it earlier? But was I saying I liked something intentionally? Was it about an appreciation? Or was I doing it comparatively? To the tape, we'll find out later.

Grizz (20:14)
We'll see. You didn't catch us earlier.

Ooh, where's it go?

Ice Bear (20:31)
So I suppose the situation where I'm most perturbed by it is where I feel like it's a flagrant disregard for the culture. And we were talking about this last episode, like food, language. Those are the two things that are like, fuck, that are like, that are intrinsically entwined with culture.

Grizz (20:49)
So, question. Going into that. When you say that's like a complete disregard for the culture, do you mean the sense of where somebody's just being a fucking dick? Right? Or do you mean of like, it's not my culture, I don't care. Like, I'm gonna say it how I try to say it. If I say it wrong, oops, who fucking cares? Like, I tried. And then, like, I'm not dying on this hill, I don't care. Is that a disregard in your opinion?

Ice Bear (21:00)
Yes.

No, I-

I mean it.

I mean it when they're being a dick.

I am a, it goes back to the person. Cause certain people, it'll set me off and I'm just like, man, I'll give you, I'll give you the best one. I'll give you the one that burns me up the most here. Cause I hear a lot of folks say it wrong. Crap. And so I know like in the States we say crepe, but here people know it's crap. Like people know how to say it here and they're intentionally saying it crepe. And so every time I'm like, know how to say it.

You're just kinda doing it to be a dick.

Grizz (21:54)
Yeah, I think it'd be like.

Because I could also be, if I've said it my entire life, crepe. And I go there and you're like, you know it's crap. like, bro, I've been saying you crepe my entire life. I'm not changing for you. You know what mean? Like.

Ice Bear (22:10)
Right. But you're a Texan. I'm I'm I'm complaining about other Canadians that live in the province immediately next to Quebec, which is another one. A lot of people say Quebec or like they I don't know. They just say it weird. They don't say Quebec, right?

Qua-sa? fuck, yeah, there's another one. Qua-sa? Yeah, crassent? I don't know, man. I go really back and forth, because sometimes I feel like I'm the asshole for being annoyed and I recognize that, but at the same time...

Have you ever heard someone like mispronounce another co-worker's name and they just don't care to correct it?

Grizz (22:55)
yeah so I think name things is different because I think that's I think that's a blatant disregard and I think I think that one more than anything I think is the things that now if you get to a name that is like not normal regional like in the regional sense or like it's pretty rare and thing and you mispronounce it and you're like it's an accident then cool that's whatever I think when people like start jumping on the throws because they fucked up on it then that's when I that's when I get annoyed on the other side

I see that a fucking lot especially like especially here like south Texas and stuff when you have somebody that's obviously not of like any type of Latin descent and then like they got like the name is fucking

Yesenia Talamantes or some shit and they like say Yesenia instead of like Yesenia and and like you know and they fuck it up and then they're like that's not my name and they get all fucking whatever I'm like bro shut the fuck up like like recite something in fucking Korean and tell me how perfect you say it for the first time when you trying to fucking read it like then I'm like whatever but if it's like you hear if you hear there you go like if you hear other people say it

Ice Bear (23:51)
You

Mm-hmm.

Grizz (24:10)
You have a general language, but so if you lay like just some more broadly in it cool, but if you're purposely like, okay, just being a dick then that's, know, then I'm like, all right, you're, annoying the shit out of me. It just boils down to don't be a dick.

Ice Bear (24:15)
Mm-hmm.

That's a good rule of thumb for pronunciation and life in general. Just don't be a dick. That's a good rule of thumb.

Grizz (24:40)
so oops yours very nice this one I'm kind of fucking up because like I'm drinking this shit kind of fast not gonna lie the problem is this shit's fucking good like

Ice Bear (24:51)
Hold on, I can catch up with you.

Ooh,

Grizz (25:03)
I'm talking

Ice Bear (25:04)
a double doozy?

Grizz (25:06)
A minus is the floor here. This one here, it's a sour ale. It's not too sour, but it tastes very much like the Tiger but it has us.

Ice Bear (25:09)
Double doozy.

Grizz (25:29)
like so it's nostalgic like I'm kicking myself in the astronaut by the four pack now I'm 1000 % kicking myself in the astronaut getting the four pack so I was at uh

Ice Bear (25:30)
interesting.

What are the odds of you finding it again?

Grizz (25:45)
I was at a H-E-B in Waxahachie, that's the closest one to me. And they had it there and I saw a couple of four packs. I'll probably go back and get it. Which is funny because I went to see some old Griskin yesterday and today. They're from the hometown of San Antonio and my parents' hometown of Porpoise Christie.

and they were reading the map. so Waxahachie is kind of, you know, we don't have a spot over there with the name similar. And my cousin, my cousin was like, what does this say? It kind of looks like Waxacoochee. And so the entire time while they were here, they were calling Waxahachie Waxacoochee.

Ice Bear (26:23)
Hahaha

Okay,

so speaking of Texan towns and mispronunciation, I imagine you know, you're probably gonna know where I'm going with this immediately. There is a county in your beloved Texas that is spelled a certain way where your person not from Texas might be inclined to say Bexar. And so back in yesteryear in a previous life when I was peddling insurance,

Grizz (26:44)
That's where I grew up.

That's my

That's my home. That's my home county right there.

Ice Bear (27:02)
I frequently had to speak with people in Texas because I was licensed there. And one of my first tips to my coworkers was if you're talking to anyone, because there is a script that you have to read. It's mandated by social security that like says you have to read the name of the county. I was like, if you don't say bear county, right, you're dead in the water. They're going to think you're some fucking foreigner and not the good kind. And you've immediately lost to trust. So. Yeah, man, bear county. That's that's one that.

Boy do people say that wrong.

Grizz (27:33)
In the funny shit I learned I Learned Bexar County Bear County was called were the same thing like in fifth grade Because I remember seeing Bear County like Bexar B-E-X-A-R County written and I'm like, damn that was powerful

Ice Bear (27:46)
Mmm.

I was like, you know, do I just full send it? It felt powerful. Yeah.

Grizz (27:59)
that was very powerful. Penguins and seals are quaking in their boots. So that was the perfect, what's the whole thing?

What's the thing for bears, for polar bears, like if it's white, like say goodnight or some shit like that? If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. If it's white, say goodnight or some shit. Right? That's the thing. That's why they say that. That was powerful.

Ice Bear (28:24)
Yeah, that seems that seems right.

Yeah

Grizz (28:30)
so fifth grade, I, I would see bear county written down specs are B E X A R. And I was like, that's where I live. And then I would see like on, or I would see Bexar county and like, okay, whatever. But I would hear bear county on the news and stuff like that. Cause like my parents would put on the news in the morning for the traffic updates and everything. And so they talk about bear county and I'm like, bear county is where I live.

Ice Bear (28:36)
Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Grizz (28:55)
And then we had to do a like autobiography on ourselves because we were doing a autobiography on members of like the board in the Alamo. I got Davy Crockett. But to prepare us for that, after that, our next one was like, all right, well, you had to write a...

Ice Bear (29:08)
Mmm.

Grizz (29:17)
biography on your person right now you're gonna write an autobiography on yourself but I want to know what count of state county and city you grew up in you know where all stuff and so from there like hey I'm in Bear County and then that's when I realized shit Bear and Bexar are the same fucking thing

Ice Bear (29:29)
Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Grizz (29:39)
so like I like I never connected to two and I was younger and then until then I was like oh shit and the same thing this whole time like

Ice Bear (29:50)
Alright, what is the wildest mispronunciation you've ever heard?

If you can't in general, and it opened to anything and I'll give you mine while you're thinking of yours. So there is a king in Hawaii that, it's very common. It's also a Dragon Ball Z maneuver that some may have heard of. And I distinctly remember there. There you go. Yeah. You're on the right track. Yep. So I heard a tourist, so I used to commute to work when I lived there.

Grizz (30:21)
Mer...

Ice Bear (30:29)
And I'd be going to First Wine Bank and I would pass by King Command Man's statue. And I distinctly remember hearing a terrorist go, Kami Hamihah. And I was like, how the fuck did you say that so wrong? Like, that's impressively wrong. I never would have even thought to try say that so wrong.

Grizz (30:42)
You

That

sounds very Midwest, too

Ice Bear (30:55)
Kami Hami Ha.

Kying Kami Hami Ha. Like how the fuck do you butcher a word that badly?

Grizz (31:02)
You

Ice Bear (31:05)
So that for me, like every now and again, I think of that. I'll be doing chores. I'll be petting one of the dogs. I'll be just mindlessly doing something at work. I'm like, fucking Cammie Hammehaw, what a guy. What an absolute lad.

Grizz (31:11)
fuck. fuck, damn.

Ice Bear (31:21)
Alright,

you're not allowed to bully me this week because this is an innocent need to leave the desk. This is not ill-preparedness. This is me wanting my second beer, which I have, by the way. Not only do I have it, I had a thing of ice to keep it chilled. Just to prove that I was ready. And I'm not gonna show you the full thing yet, I'm gonna show you the back. But I forgot... BOTTLES!

Grizz (31:48)
bottle opener

Ice Bear (31:51)
are not cans.

So I need to go grab a bottle opener.

Grizz (31:55)
So here's the thing, real quick, feel free to say no.

So I drank my first beer very, very quickly.

Is it not closer to half a third?

Ice Bear (32:08)
I think we have to have a third.

Grizz (32:10)
All right, so

we're going to take a brief intermission.

and

you go get a can of burn your third run back i'll keep them i'll keep the seats warm you get back and then you kill them back and then i'll go get my third

Ice Bear (32:27)
Okay.

Okay, all right. Here's what I want you to do for the people. I want you to serenade them with those beautiful grizz lungs. I want you to do your best version of

What's a good song? What do we not have to pay copyright for? What's open source these days? Give them your best.

You know what? Dealers' choice.

Grizz (33:10)
The stupido romantico. That's all I'm doing. What we're actually going to do is this. We are going to talk about grid supremacy and why they're cooler than polar bears. Polar bears just have polar bears. That's it. Just one kind. And they live in the cold. Nobody likes cold.

Ice Bear (33:40)
I can't wait to hear whatever treason just took place next week.

Grizz (33:44)
And we also have our own pancakes. Anyways, I was talking about grid supremacy. I was making a case for grid supremacy and why they're the best bear. So I want you to counterpoint it while I'm gone as why polar bears are the best bears. Ready, set, go.

Ice Bear (33:48)
What?

Alright, so here's the deal. I don't like being told what to do. So instead of telling you why polar bears are superior to grizzly bears, which you already know they are, I instead am going to use this time to remind you that in your communities, you probably have animal shelters. I highly recommend going to them. If you have time, volunteer at them. Donate if you can. Please don't bring things like

blankets because they get wasted unless you know with certainty it's a dog that's going to be adopted out in the near future because generally those just get tossed out. So things that are useful are treats, money, food, but treats are definitely the best because those we are kind of at discretion as shelter workers to give to the animals and it's very helpful for training new dogs particularly the problem children, the ones that are ugly.

because those are very food motivated dogs in my experience. So, Grant's probably told you a whole bunch of things about why grizzly bears are better. I'm telling you, go be good people, go into your communities, volunteer and or donate your local animal shelters, and that would be fantastic.

I mean, I just I told the people, why polar bears are superior and nothing more. That eagerly await attacks three to four business days from now when you find out what I actually said.

but I a good time. All right. Yeah, it was fun.

Grizz (35:44)
So let's go on official rating for beer number one. What you got?

Ice Bear (35:52)
Dude, it was really fucking good. I really, really enjoyed this. Sawdust City, let me tell you. Twin Pines, you are an A. You're just straight up an A. It was really, really good. For an 8.8, it was shockingly easy to drink. Like I enjoyed every second of it. And the pine notes are just...

Grizz (36:22)
For me, great notion. Look Oregon, Portland.

got a lot of drug addicts and skinheads. But y'all make a damn good sour ale. So you know what? And I hear you got a great catch up. So.

Ice Bear (36:42)
Voodoo

donuts, good job Voodoo donuts.

Grizz (36:45)
truly are from there right?

Ice Bear (36:48)
Also, what is that bookstore that's really cool in Portland? Powell's? I think it's Powell's.

Grizz (36:54)
There's

also a whiskey spot there. There's like a whiskey bar, whiskey library stuff. I don't know what you call it. It's called Rudy's. It's the same Rudy. So, poorly done.

Ice Bear (37:06)
Hmm interesting You know what? Oregon

for all of the crazy shenanigans they have going on there. It is a very pretty state

Grizz (37:15)
1000%. Go there in the winter and you see all the frozen waterfalls and shit? Fuck it. Otherworldly. Beautiful.

Ice Bear (37:22)
I have a lot of family in, well, not anymore, but I have some family left in Tigard, Oregon and in Lake Oswego. just that whole part of the country is so fucking pretty.

Grizz (37:35)
shit okay so I got one so I going back to your Kamihameha I didn't give my I didn't give my thing because I got it really have one I I have a story that reminded me of that I'll say but how the fuck you just say that like what

Ice Bear (37:44)
Cammie hammie,

Please.

Oswego.

Grizz (38:01)
I remember looking at it when I was younger and like, I don't know how the fuck to say that shit. was like, was like, I'll simply go, what the fuck did I say?

Ice Bear (38:05)
You

Grizz (38:17)
I don't even fucking remember, but it definitely was not that. For a day, I'm sure it was nowhere close to that.

Ice Bear (38:24)
one time I had a friend come out from Hawaii to where I grew up. they're like, we passed by my high school, which is Patuxent high school. And they just looked at it. Like it was, it might as well have been written in kanji. Like they were so confused by that word. And it looked to me when I look at it, I'm like, I don't know how else you would say Patuxent P A T U X E N T. Like how else would you say that word? But there's just a lot of letters that you're not.

encountering very often in Hawaiian, so I get it.

Grizz (38:56)
I can see that or even like like Papa Doe here like in Louisiana. It's like Papa Dukes. Right, because it's D-E-A-U-X or some whatever. There's Papa Doe. Yeah, so I can see that.

Ice Bear (39:02)
Bye.

Yeah, French is tricky for people.

Speaking of Louisiana, another thing, I'm just giving pro tips for people all the time. Don't call things in Louisiana counties, you godless heathens, they're parishes. You're welcome.

Grizz (39:23)
Yeah,

and you'll be taxed to death there, even if you die. Anyways, so mine, A. Actually, A+. This is A plus territory all the way. Tiger's Blood A plus, fucking, I'm regretting the fact that I didn't get the four pack. I'm a fucking moron for not doing it.

Ice Bear (39:37)
Good job, Tiger's Blood.

Grizz (39:46)
But the story before we get into the second beer, that this mispronunciation goes. And the thing is that this happened to me in kindergarten, and it's just one of those core memories that I remember. Always. From this. I've told this story to friends because it just... shit.

Ice Bear (40:10)
you

Salute.

Grizz (40:14)
It's all the- it's the pine beer that-

Ice Bear (40:19)
soon died. Bro don't sneeze again I'm out of languages.

Grizz (40:26)
finding it okay going back this is a core memory to me I remember being in kindergarten in old San Antonio and in my class there was two Jose's one was tall shit and he was my friend and the other one was shorter and he only spoke Spanish and he was just learning English well we were learning our colors

Ice Bear (40:52)
Mm-hmm.

Grizz (40:52)
And so we were all sitting around in a circle around our teacher. Missed all the month us. You hear this. You're a real one. Anyways.

Ice Bear (41:07)
hope one of your childhood teachers is listening. That would make me so much happier than any of the random countries. Like if we just got like a DM on the business account from a teacher from elementary school, it's just like, you know, when you were fucking around in fourth grade, I knew you were going to be the host of a mediocre podcast one day. That would be so much better than the Kazakhstan subscriber.

Grizz (41:32)
I need you to edit in here.

It's true. Sorry, Kazakhstan. Now... So we were sitting around in the circle. She had just colors, circles scribbled in, and we were like, what color is this? And we'd raise our hand eagerly and say the color, because we fucking need these colors. Jose, the student, just learning English.

Ice Bear (41:37)
You're a great subscriber. Don't leave us. Don't leave us Kazakhstan.

Grizz (42:02)
the color purple pops up. Everybody raises their hand, because purple's a good color. It's a combination of colors. It's a powerful color, right? One of my favorite teams is purple. Now.

She points to said purple, all the kids hands shooting in the air, eagerly hoping to get called on. Miss Dalamontes scans the room, lands on the little Jose, says, Jose, what color is this? And he says, purple? And everybody in the class just started busting out laughing.

I am not kidding. I will think of PURPUR? Multiple times a year. This happened when I was four years old and I still it's a core memory to him with this day now.

Ice Bear (43:01)
Yeah.

that's

so good.

That's really good.

Grizz (43:20)
So the mispronunciation just like shot that back into my memory and it's a beautiful memory. Beautiful memory.

Ice Bear (43:28)
Beautiful. Good.

Good, good, good. All right. So second one, I'm cheating a little bit because I had not finished my pre-gamer. So I brought that back over. So I now get to introduce another one from Sawdust City. And now you guys get to visualize what I was describing earlier. I think I did a damn good job. It is a unicorn farting out a rainbow. So this is...

Sawdust cities, same bruise the first one. There's no way of knowing. And honestly, now that I've had one, we were talking about this in a previous episode. It now has the benefit of me having a little bit of tipsiness. And I am enjoying it a lot more than I did the first time around, which is great.

Grizz (44:12)
Beautiful.

you already started? All hold on.

Ice Bear (44:18)
Yeah, you can. Yeah, pop.

Oh, that was a good crack. That was a good crack. Oh, you know what? The problem with that good crack is now that I'm thinking about how good that crack was, I'm thinking about how wet your mouth is going to sound this whole episode. All right. All right. That's too powerful. All right. So sawdust city brewing company.

Grizz (44:26)
yeah

Ice Bear (44:48)
By the way, did you see that one of the brewing companies from our previous... Why did I forget what it's called now when I named it? The thing that we put out that shows the drink along. Not the companion guy. There we go. companion. Yes, the fight companion. One of the breweries gave us a little shouty out and liked our shit. So Parsons Brewery.

Grizz (44:59)
The fight companion.

Ice Bear (45:16)
Thank you very much, we appreciate that. Unlike Budweiser that just sponsors us. Fuck you, Budweiser.

Grizz (45:23)
Yeah,

that's why you haven't seen it again. You haven't said nothing. You haven't gave us any shitty beer. Yeah, I said it. Yeah, I said it. That's probably why I haven't said anything, to be honest.

Ice Bear (45:28)
Mm-hmm.

We

were just really mean and I think we both called it piss water. Alright, so Sawdust City Brewing Company, the opposite of piss water, so far two for two. As old man winter begrudgingly releases his icy grip, Sweet Lady Spring swoops in and softly serenades us. What does this... softly...

Grizz (45:44)
You

Ice Bear (46:02)
What does this new season bring? What does the future hold? Really, there's no way of knowing. With sparkling effervescence of a warm day and flowery aromas of fresh citrus, there's no way of knowing. Brings us all we love about spring. Bright and breezy, it's the perfect accompaniment to new beginnings. Go outside and enjoy. Brewmaster Sam, and your farting rainbow unicorn, let me tell you, it's pretty damn good.

Grizz (46:30)
Sam, you one damn of a man.

Ice Bear (46:33)
You are indeed. Twin Pines, hold on, let me see if Sam was involved in Twin Pines. He was, okay, Sam, you you fucking knocked it out of the park with Twin Pines. Farting Unicorn, AKA, there's no way of knowing, that's a solid double. Like, they're both good, they're both good.

Grizz (46:54)
My watch just told me to remember to walk 90 steps this hour. It's not happening. 15K.

Ice Bear (46:59)
What do you have your set to for the day? Like, what's your count?

15k interesting. So I have mine, I should up mine because I have mine set to 10k but my average is like 16.

Grizz (47:13)
So I have mindset for 15 and I always fail. I only hit it like once or twice a week. I average around 11 to 10, 11 to 12. And last like early in the week, one of my days is just like strictly like desk work. And so like that day I'm like 5,000.

Ice Bear (47:25)
So.

Mm-hmm.

So I have certain things that I have to do every day that the floor, like the absolute minimum I can get away with existing unless I'm going to kill all my animals, is about 8,000. Because my morning chores, going out to feed the horses, coming back making their food, going out giving them their food, that whole thing with the horses in the morning is 2,000. Pretty much on the nose. It's uncanny. It's almost exactly 2,000 steps. So that's like,

before six a.m. I'm at 2000. Then I do shit with the dogs that gets me to 3000. So that's every day I'm pretty much at 3000 before I do any just existing. If it's a work day, work is very consistently 10. So that gets me to 13. With and so we haven't worked out at all. And then if it's an off day on off days, I like to try and take the dogs for a walk and I try and go like about a 5k. So like

We're at 5,000 with that. So my floor is right around eight, nine. Like it would be impossible for me to not get that. And then, you know, if I work out or if I want to do a walk or run or something, then, you know, we start creeping up there. yeah.

Grizz (48:48)
Yeah.

Damn.

So we're going to transition to the second beer. All that walking. You know what you need to walk? Shoes and beer. Perfectly. We're going to have another second offering from a shoe beer from good old Boston Mass in Windsor, Vermont. We hey off.

Ice Bear (49:02)
Beer?

Ooh.

Boston.

Grizz (49:25)
Play on shoes. Back again.

Ice Bear (49:27)
Hey, clown

shoes has returned. I was gonna say those seem like oddly familiar towns.

Grizz (49:34)
This is called, and it's perfect for your first can drinking now, Rainbows Are Real. Rainbows Are Real, Hi-Z, Hazy, Ipa. This, this Hazy Ipa has beta alanine, no, beta pinning, I don't know, I've never heard of that shit before, beta pinning, linalool, and natural flavors. I don't know what the fuck that is.

Ice Bear (49:40)
Mm-hmm.

Crazy!

I don't know how I feel about any of that,

Grizz (50:02)
This is bright floral, brewed in can by Clown Shoes Beer. It's, oh, excuse me. This says employee, oh, OK, whatever, Clown Shoes Beer. right. OK. the, uh.

Ice Bear (50:08)
Bless you.

Employee owned. Fuck

you, employee owned. I support you, Clown Juice. That is great that you're employee owned.

Grizz (50:22)
Beer

without retention alright, except for me. Alright. Now... Sorry clowns of Boston Mass. You make good beers so I don't want to besmirch you too much. It's all of a bit. Alright. We're forever at awe of the vibrant colors that rainbows bring as they stretch endlessly into the horizon.

Ice Bear (50:29)
Ha.

Grizz (50:49)
Can anyone comprehend this natural wonder? Ponder that while you enjoy this hazy ipsa bursting with fresh floral aromas from a lively hot blend featuring...

ZECA never heard of that fucking one. Damn Citra my favorite mosaic up there top three and from the Terpene linalool derived from that natural botanical sources. I don't know what the fuck linalool is But I'm excited about it so rainbows are real we know they come out of unicorn butts

Ice Bear (51:30)
You know, I don't feel like either of us are smart enough to drink that beer, but I would still try it. There's a lot of big words on that can.

Grizz (51:42)
OK. I get no florals from this so far. I'm hoping maybe later into it. I get absolutely no florals, which admittedly, I'm not a huge floral guy. this is a very easy drinker. I get heavy citron mosaic in this. It's very pleasant. I'm liking this a lot. But I'm just being honest, not much florals. I don't know how real this rainbow is if there's no florals.

Ice Bear (51:48)
Ha.

that missing out.

Good.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

Grizz (52:13)
But let's appreciate the color coordination of my hands.

Ice Bear (52:20)
So I have first of all, I like clown shoes. I appreciate them for their for their beer last week. I like that the employee owned things great. But that tiger can just if this was a match, it's not close.

Grizz (52:24)
Yeah, they're great.

it wins

and that's the thing too because like i completely agree i love this like i love this kind of 80s retro wave colored like tiger portrait with the pierce with the piercing eyes it's fucking awesome the clown shoes though the the art is fucking cool because it's like these two i don't know like

Ice Bear (52:45)
Those shoeless hippies, they nailed it. They really nailed it.

Grizz (52:58)
these two cyber clown things like looking onto the horizon of this rainbow sky in this like futuristic post-apocalyptic world like it's fucking dope I I want I want to give it to them the artwork on the artwork on both hands have been fucking phenomenal 1000 % have been phenomenal it's just the simplest retro wave tiger just kills it it just does I'm sorry but I I am very much a fan

Ice Bear (53:16)
Very nice. Good. Good, good, good.

Good job, T-Grace.

Grizz (53:28)
I'm very much a fan of Climb Shoe stuff. They did amazing last weekend. This week they've knocked it out of the park again.

Ice Bear (53:36)
Okay. I need you to sympathize with my squirrel brain again for a second. I'm going back to pronunciation things. This just popped in my head. I don't know why. Okay. So there's a hobby of a lot of people. It's a good after work. It's also fun. There's a good after work drinking involved.

Grizz (53:55)
Hobby horsing?

Ice Bear (54:03)
getting a little singing on, you might see words on the screen. Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you know this hobby?

Grizz (54:09)
Yeah, I have a go-to song and it's the best go-to song there is.

Ice Bear (54:11)
Okay.

So I want to hear what that is in a second. I'm very curious. But so that word, I am fascinated to how we got to the pronunciation that we have of it. Cause I think 99 % of Americans and Canadians will call that karaoke. Yes. It seems reasonable.

Grizz (54:33)
And I know the word is not karaoke, it's right? Yeah, karaoke, for sure. And you watch anime, it pops up all the time. Yeah, it looks...

Ice Bear (54:36)
karaoke.

But like looking at the word, it's very weird to see how

someone looked at that word and pronounced it that way. I don't know how you turned it into that.

Grizz (54:55)
but the thing is like it's very easy karaoke when you like understand rumanji for somebody too that's never like really looked at rumanji or like cuz I'm not gonna lie I fucking grew up watching anime and listening to a lot of like sub shit not once did I ever I never got

Ice Bear (55:16)
Mm-hmm.

Grizz (55:21)
that karaoke was japanese ever it never it never crossed my mind i remember being younger like fucking anime loves fucking karaoke they they got karaoke bars all the time like they have a whole kid that box big over there you know what i mean and like so it never never crossed my mind like at all

Ice Bear (55:25)
Hmm, interesting.

Interesting, okay.

I never thought about that. But yeah, it is prevalent enough here that there's not really a reason to think it's inherently Japanese. So that's fair. I never thought of that angle of... That makes sense.

Grizz (55:57)
But I get the fact that look at karaoke. Karaoke sounds weird because it is C-A-R-A. If it was C-A-R-E-O-K-E, then karaoke makes sense. But.

C a r no k a r a sorry k a r a o k e right yeah so the a o'd karaoke doesn't make sense if that second a was me it makes complete sense

like if anything looking at it and reading it from like a western thing it would be karaoke karaoke even that's wrong but that would make more sense than karaoke yeah karaoke is actually even just face value looking at the word karaoke is a weird way to pronounce pronounce it

Ice Bear (56:32)
you

Yeah. It's.

I think it's one of those things that a lot of people have probably never seen it written. In, Romanji or, or Hiragana, I don't think they've seen it either way.

Grizz (57:02)
Yeah, because I remember being a kid and like we had a little karaoke speaker and thing where we like singing the parties and stuff and like not once did I ever fucking know how karaoke was spelled or how to use it.

Ice Bear (57:16)
So, so

sorry, I gotta interrupt you because I really need to know what is your song?

Grizz (57:22)
So as somebody that has gone to karaoke bars, right, and to rooms and does not want to sing because I, you know, I'm not blessed with crazy air pops. so here's the thing. I'm in an extreme metal band. And the thing is, like, I sung better when I was younger and before I got better at, like, the harsh metal vocals.

Ice Bear (57:27)
Ha ha.

You're too cool for that shit. You're in a band, you... maniac.

Grizz (57:51)
As like, got better at those, got not as tone deaf, but yeah, it's just not as good. So I don't want to sing along, right? Cause like, you don't have to be a great singer to do karaoke, as long as you're having fun, it's solid. But you also don't want to fucking assault people's ears. So here's the thing, if you ever are stuck singing karaoke and you don't want to,

Ice Bear (58:08)
Having fun is the most important part.

Grizz (58:20)
you play this one song and everybody knows it. I don't care what your background is, I don't care what your ethnicity is, I don't care where you're born, everybody knows this song and everybody will sing along to this song.

Ice Bear (58:34)
Friday night, I'm thinking that we just might. Sorry, Tim Robinson fans. All go ahead. What is your song?

Grizz (58:46)
coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine. You play that fucking song, you play Mr. Brightside, everybody's singing along with you.

Ice Bear (58:48)
You

So, man, if you had to put a number on Young Grizz, how often did you listen to the Killers album when that came out?

Grizz (59:12)
So the killer album was like an interesting one because Young Grizz was really into the counterculture stuff and like but the thing is I did and so and so like I was into so like I started getting into like slipknot right when I was like in fifth grade like 19 2000 2001

Ice Bear (59:20)
so probably didn't like it when it came out.

Grizz (59:35)
And so like already it was like their first album, second album. They weren't mainstream yet. So it was like a big deal. And then I started getting to like extreme metal like death metal and stuff, right? So like The Humeth and bands like that. And so like when radio stuff would come on, like, that's just stupid. I ain't gonna listen to that, right? But then the killers came. And it was like, it's like this perfect level like British pop rock that's just like, I don't

I don't know how to explain it because the killers are like It's not contemporary because what were they because the rock There's like pop aspects to it It's a little contemporary like it's just fucking great. It's a and so like

Ice Bear (1:00:18)
Mm-hmm.

But Mr.

Brightside specifically, like...

Grizz (1:00:24)
Mr. Brightside's

great. My favorite song from them was actually not Mr. Brightside. I love the wordplay in Mr. Brightside and it me really like the song, but my favorite song from them and still to this day my favorite song from them around that era was Somebody Told Me. Like.

Ice Bear (1:00:38)
Yeah, no, that's,

that's probably my favorite too.

Grizz (1:00:43)
so fucking catchy and it's like just so insulting and the guys just so bitter about it right like and so there's just so much stuff and then like they had that one music video was it when we were younger the one with like Tim Burton was it bones or Tim Burton directed it

Ice Bear (1:00:49)
Mm-hmm.

I'm not sure.

Grizz (1:01:06)
Yeah, but there's just so much as like a little edgy kid that the Killers were so fucking great that even though I was like in my counterculture, I don't want nothing mainstream shit, the Killers just pierced through that so fucking hard. Such a great band.

Ice Bear (1:01:25)
Mm hmm.

Yeah, but hot fuss was just that was that was really, really good. Were you were you in fifth grade when hot fuss came out?

Grizz (1:01:30)
in actual master base.

I don't think I was

Ice Bear (1:01:37)
Like, because

I was in high school and I didn't think I was that much older than you. I'm only three years older than you, Okay. All right, so.

Grizz (1:01:43)
Yeah 2004, I was in middle school.

Yeah, so I was in eighth grade when Half Us came out.

Ice Bear (1:01:51)
So

just, I'm thinking of fifth grade me, cause I don't know if this might be right on the cusp of where you might not know what I'm talking about. I'm hoping you do. So there was a stretch where there's this thing where they basically had these Ponzi schemes where you signed up for getting CDs sent to your house and you get like 15 for like a dollar.

And then if you didn't cancel it, like every CD thereafter was like full price, like $25 a CD. Yeah, it was steep and a lot of people would forget to cancel. So that's how they made their money, but they would actually let you cancel like after. So you could just get like a ton of CDs for a dollar and it was legit. So I remember I did this in fifth grade. I got all these CDs and one of them was chumbo Wamba.

Grizz (1:02:21)
God damn.

Ice Bear (1:02:43)
Do you know about Shumble Wumba? She drinks a whiskey drink. She drinks a vodka drink. She sings songs that remind her. pissing the night away. That shit, Tub Thumper was so fucking great. That was fifth grade ice papa running around tub thumping.

Grizz (1:02:48)
I do not.

You know

what I remember because I remember the chumble wasn't there an album and I may be wrong and I may be completely misrepresenting this

Fuck, okay, thank you. I may be misremembering this, but wasn't there a Chumbawumba album where it was lime green and there was a fucking distorted acid-looking baby? Yeah.

Ice Bear (1:03:24)
Bless you.

Yeah, that's that's the one I'm talking about. That's that's what tub thumpers on.

Fun fact, and I've never fact checked this. So if this is wrong, blame my childhood best friend. I am under the impression that they got their band name because one of the guys in the band had a dream where he was trying to go to the restroom and he was confused because it rather than saying men's and women's on the restrooms, it said chumbas and wumbas.

Grizz (1:03:42)
Thank

Ice Bear (1:04:04)
and he didn't know what to do. So that's where they got the band name. Cause this guy had a dream where it was just like chumbad mamba bathrooms. I hope that's real. If not, Avi Corso, you lying piece of shit. I love you and I miss you.

Grizz (1:04:20)
So I remember with that album, the other album I remember was like this really pierced up alternative girl that looked like she should be singing in tattoo. And she's like looking over her shoulder slightly.

and it was

and it was God's Mech and it had that orange sun CD. I remember in the CD collection that Chumbawomb album was right next to that album cover of like my uncle and my mom or whoever I'm remembering. And so I always put those albums together and both those albums were great. But for me, all fifth grade, was really growing up, I was really, really, really, really, really into

to Texas, mainly Houston, like Texas rap, right? Especially like Texas, like Mexican rap. like Juan Gotti, SPM, who's like kind of R Kelly-ish. like, you there's some controversy there, but a lot of albums there with my childhood that I still listen to, you know? And then like...

zero just a lot a lot of guys like that in there i listened to that and like and just things and then a lot of 80s rock and metal but and then in my fifth grade i listened to Slipknot for the first time and their first album they had a song called surfacing and i was like right at the edge of like i started skateboarding and stuff and skating

And I remember this guy, these dudes in masks just screaming and they have, and servicing the chorus says, fuck it all, fuck this world and fuck everything that you stand for. Don't belong, don't exist, don't give a shit, don't ever judge me.

5th grade me was like, whoa, this is a whole fuck. You know what mean? Like, and it's just so heavy and angry. you were just yelling like, that's like all the profanity and all the like, just like, I don't give a fuck about anything. Like everything. I was like, this right here is the fucking way. This is the fucking future. And so I remember just like having my walk from my CD player inside my hoodie.

and just listening to that album and just skating down like the neighborhoods and the alleys and shit and just blaring that shit that was like fucking loved it loved every bit of it

Ice Bear (1:07:07)
man. Okay, what was the what was the first like album you remember like in your first car? Like really just like going down the road and just cranking it.

Grizz (1:07:18)
I'm so glad you said first car instead of that first album that you owned and remembered. But because my first one I owned was a demo and it's embarrassing. Actually, I fucking love it still, but it's funny. But in my car, I will say it would have to be the one I would be blaring was probably

Ice Bear (1:07:27)
You're gonna...

Grizz (1:07:51)
And this is kind of kind of niche. They're like mainstream and extreme metal, but not in general public. The Black Dahlia Winder is my favorite band of all time. Their album Nocturnal.

Ice Bear (1:08:01)
interesting.

Grizz (1:08:07)
came out in 2007 so was like right before I got my car and stuff but I was still listening to the album religiously so it was that album specifically it's a 10-track album it's only like 30 to 35 minutes and I probably listened to it 10,000 to not 20,000 times and like the first year in my car that's the only CD that lived in my car and it was just that every single time it literally shaped my my

Ice Bear (1:08:24)
man.

Yeah, no, that's a really good one. For me, was definitely right around the time I got my license, Most Def put out his second album. it was like, was a departure from Black on both sides. Like it wasn't as hip hop, like there was a little more like...

Grizz (1:08:59)
It's a damn good album. It's a damn good album.

Ice Bear (1:09:12)
rock there's a little more edge to it there's some jazz in it but there's a song in that i think it was like i don't know it was maybe the sixth track it's called blue blue jack and it just had this really like hard bluesy like it had just this fantastic bass line and i would like listen to that song on repeat forever

Grizz (1:09:38)
trying to think,

what was that album? That's the album, am I remembering wrong? Was that album the album where it was like the bandana and he's kind of like this or some shit? He's like, yeah, yeah. the fuck, it's like dangerous views or like most dangerous or some shit. Like it's something dangerous, isn't it?

Ice Bear (1:09:49)
Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, it's that one. Yeah.

What the album? It's called the new danger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it was was man that was so good like black on both sides was also really good and I got that too. But that album is just it was right like this. I think it came out the month I got my driver's license and I just I fucking loved it.

Grizz (1:10:02)
Yeah, that's what it's called. Okay, I was close. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ice Bear (1:10:25)
It was just so fun in my beautiful, sleek Hyundai Elantra, just blasting down the road going 55.

Grizz (1:10:36)
Sammy

Hagar has a song about how he can't drive 55. You should listen to him. Me, my first car was a 2003 Pontiac Grand Am.

Ice Bear (1:10:39)
Mm-hmm.

That's a sexy beast, that's what that is.

Grizz (1:10:54)
It was maroon.

Ice Bear (1:10:59)
like Maroon 5.

Grizz (1:11:03)
She will be loved.

Ice Bear (1:11:05)
All right, remind me to tell you a Maroon 5 tale later. Okay, we have gone wildly off track. And this is okay, every week, every fucking week after these episodes, we tell ourselves, let's dial it back. Let's keep it under two hours. And I feel like this is going to be the longest one yet.

Grizz (1:11:12)
Did you?

I mean, maybe. I don't think so. I think Bear's After Dark's going to beat this one. I think it is.

Ice Bear (1:11:31)
I f- Okay.

We're in an hour 10 right now.

Grizz (1:11:41)
Okay, how far are you?

Ice Bear (1:11:45)
We haven't said anything.

This is the preamble. We're still preambling for an hour.

Grizz (1:11:52)
I don't know.

Ice Bear (1:11:57)
I'm finished with my second one. I'm gone. It's it's done. my god. That catch. Did you see that? So my coaster is a hockey puck.

Grizz (1:11:57)
kinda me too yeah is that I heard the hit and I heard them

Ice Bear (1:12:12)
Like it's it's not a coaster. It's just a hockey puck that services as a coaster And so it had suctioned itself on to the bottom of it, and I'm really lucky because my table is class Okay, so First one was yeah, first one was definitely an a really really good The second one from the same brewery now has the benefit of the first beer Massaging me

Grizz (1:12:24)
God damn. Okay, so rating second beer.

Ice Bear (1:12:40)
getting me all amped up and ready for this. So what probably would have been like a C earlier is now a B plus. So farting unicorn, there's no way of knowing. I really enjoyed it. I'm having a good time.

Grizz (1:13:00)
So for me, great notion, Tiger's blood, A fucking plus. Beautiful A plus, A plus.

Ice Bear (1:13:07)
it's that's a sexy little beer.

Grizz (1:13:12)
Clown shoes rainbows are real B plus I Do you think and I apologize clown shoes? You might have had an a-minus But you have the mishap of for of a fate So do not blame me blame God For making you go second because following the absolute heavy hitter that is this Tigers blood

Ice Bear (1:13:31)
Mm-hmm.

Wow.

Womp womp womp.

Grizz (1:13:46)
but your B +, I could see you being, if somebody argued with you being an A-, I would say like, yeah, fucking hurt, smart, I agree. But your solid B +, for me, and if you hear this, remember C is just a good beer.

Ice Bear (1:13:58)
Mm-hmm.

Grizz (1:14:06)
So you're you're you're a but you're an above average beer. Yeah, see is you're a good beer I like I enjoy you if I see you I'm gonna order you but I'm not going to you know Conch is B plus you're an above average beer. It's fucking great. This rainbows are real solid beer. I Will if I see it I'll get it and I'll be totally happy drinking it Like perfect thing how Caesar or whatever good beers last night. I was at this super cool place

Ice Bear (1:14:07)
That's true. Like, C isn't bad. That's a good beer.

Grizz (1:14:37)
I was drinking El Chingon over there. I was drinking El Chingon and fucking Lagunitas Ipas there.

so

like you know and if past episode like I had bad taste when I was younger because I was my daily drinker it's not my daily drinker anymore but like because it goes to show I see it on the menu and I'm like I'll get one of those and I was perfectly happy playing putt-putt drinking some fucking El Chingon and I had a damn good time so that gives you an idea clown shoes, rainbows are real immensely better than El Chingon

Ice Bear (1:15:10)
Mm-hmm.

Nice, very, very nice.

All right, you want to do your third one first? You want me to take it?

Grizz (1:15:27)
I'll do it because I think you went first So here Right here. I could have got a new one. Wait, are you doing a new one? Shit, what's your percentage?

Ice Bear (1:15:29)
Yeah, I think so.

I'm doing a new one.

Mm, un momento, por favor. 8.5.

Grizz (1:15:42)
Yeah.

Alright, I'll let you do this twice. Do want me to be unprepared? Okay, here's the thing. Should I do an old one that is stronger than your 8.5? Or should I do a new one that's weaker than your 8.5?

Ice Bear (1:16:07)
Is your is your stronger one juice force?

Grizz (1:16:10)
not juice force but it was it was last episode it was fucking delicious but I bought a four pack of it

Ice Bear (1:16:19)
So wait, you've done two new ones already. But I've done three new ones. Go get a new one. Do you want me to wait for you before I pour this? I can entertain them again. All right. Okay. So.

Grizz (1:16:25)
Alright, fuck it, I'm you one. That means...

entertain them tell

them why make the case why Wedding Sinkers the best Adam Sandler movie

Ice Bear (1:16:41)
Okay, so I'm not gonna do that because I don't think it's the best that I'm saying. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna remind you again, animal shelters, they can use help. Again, you can volunteer, you can donate one, both either all helpful. There are puppers out there, there are kitties out there.

that have fallen on hard times and your support is welcome and needed.

So what I will tell you is here's the benefit to you, a human walking into an animal shelter. You're going to go in there. You're going to see some puppies. You're going to see some kitties. They're going to be adorable. They're going to make your heart melt. You're going to say, my God, I want to take this home. Maybe you will. Maybe you want to adopt. That's even better if you have the means and the time and the money and all the things that are appropriate for bringing a free little critter into your home. But if you don't.

Just spending time with an animal that by and large sits in a very small cage all day alone, just having a little friend, a little human companionship, it makes a world of difference. So that is why the Wedding Singer is the best Adam Sandler movie. I cannot wait.

Grizz (1:18:03)
I don't believe that's what you're talking about. But.

Ice Bear (1:18:09)
for the text

I'm gonna get in three to four business days.

Grizz (1:18:15)
you

Ice Bear (1:18:18)
All right. All right. I'm going

to go first because I want to drink this. Okay. So this year, I think this might be my first bottle since we've been doing this. I think so. Yeah, it is. It is my first bottle since we've been recording. Period. First bottle period since we've been doing this. Okay. So this is

Grizz (1:18:34)
actually yeah I'm pretty sure I think I think it's the first I think it's the first bottle in general yeah

Ice Bear (1:18:45)
a beer fort aka a strong beer from delirium this is

This is an 8.5. Let's see. It is a strong Belgian beer. Delirium is a triple fermented to give you beautiful, strong, golden blonde Belgian beer with a creamy white head. Well, what you eating over there? You got a creamy white head?

All right, I'm ready for it. I'm going to pour what is that? that mashed taters? You got some taters and gravy?

Grizz (1:19:30)
what's bold Texas flavor from churches churches Texas chicken best fast food fried chicken there is I will accept the argument that Popeyes is churches is better you have one of the honey honey butter biscuits Bojangles don't compare fucking Popeyes don't go pretty don't even talk about Popeyes biscuits

Ice Bear (1:19:32)
churches, let's go.

Grizz (1:19:59)
KFC, don't compare.

Ice Bear (1:20:00)
I'm waiting for

you to stop so I can tell you why you're horrifically wrong. Are you done? Are you done spreading your heathenism?

Grizz (1:20:07)
So here's the thing.

the only one the only chicken that's I would say is not better than churches but I hold in super high regard it's just that

Look, as much as I love Church's Chicken, I will cheat. I will be a filthy harlot and cheat on Church's Chicken for some fucking beautiful, beautiful spicy chicken joy and a peach mango pie.

Ice Bear (1:20:45)
Okay. Well now I don't have to interject anymore because you've found the correct option.

Grizz (1:20:51)
Jollibee better than Popeyes better Popeyes better than KFC by a landslide Church's chicken though sorry as much as I love Jollibee the basic the bear chicken Church's takes it now now

Sometimes fucking chicken and fried chicken and rice just fucking hits Sometimes like that's that's the move Other times fried chicken and mashed potatoes and gravy hits. So whatever you hankering that's gonna be your top answer What I will say though You're hard-pressed to find a better dessert than peach mango pie and ube pie and You're only gonna fucking get this a Jollibee and look

Ice Bear (1:21:38)
Oobie pie is so fucking good.

Mmm.

Ube's so good.

Grizz (1:21:46)
It is. It's basic as shit, but oh my god it's so good. I don't know what people say. Jollibee and Church's Chicken are the rightful heirs of all the thrones of fried chicken. Now, the only place that's better than both of them is not our national chain. There's two locations in Dallas. When you come to Old Freedom Man, we'll go. One of them's attached to a laundry mat and the other one's by itself. It's called Mike's Chicken.

I'm telling you, the best fried chicken you'll ever have in your life.

Ice Bear (1:22:19)
You

had me attached to a laundry mat that just screams some some shenanigans are going on in that kitchen.

Grizz (1:22:26)
I first had it because I was watching clothes at the set laundry man and I was like, I chicken and I was busy and I was like, I'm gonna go check it out. I changed my fucking life.

Ice Bear (1:22:48)
Okay, so we have a, don't think you have it in the States. Do you have Mary Brown's down there? Okay. Okay. So Mary Brown's has as far as chains go, my favorite chicken sandwich.

Grizz (1:22:57)
No, doesn't sound.

Ice Bear (1:23:11)
it is a Korean barbecue chicken sandwich. I just looked it up because this is the description. So this is their... boy! That was a good crack.

This is called their K Crunch. It has a whole Canada grade chicken breast carefully coated in a soy garlic glaze, which sits atop a spicy coleslaw, tangy pickles, and topped with crunchy fried onion bits and a spicy mayo on a premium brioche bun. And let me tell you, that sandwich is really good.

It is. But yeah, my place would be Jollibee for sure.

Grizz (1:24:03)
Yeah, Jollibee's up there. They have one Jollibee here in Plano, which is like a north suburb of Dallas. they're making, and it's built already, and it's just not open yet. Here in the heart of like East Dallas. Another Jollibee, I'm telling you. Like, I drove by the unopened one yesterday, and I can like exclaimed in excitement. And,

Ice Bear (1:24:16)
Mm.

Grizz (1:24:35)
you

The tiger was like, god damn, the tiger was like, why the fuck are you getting so excited for fucking Jollibee? I was like, you never met a fucking Filipino? Everybody gets excited for fucking Jollibee. Jollibee's amazing, what are you talking about?

Ice Bear (1:24:48)
Ha

It's very good. It's one of the top fast food chains in my opinion.

Grizz (1:25:02)
You eat a

spicy chicken joy look I can get work by people here would not like sweet spaghetti You pair that sweet spaghetti with a spicy chicken joy, and you tell me that it's not good. I'm fucking fighting you straight up This is wrong to not

Ice Bear (1:25:23)
Speaking of pinoy fast food, have you ever been to a red ribbon? The bakery?

Grizz (1:25:31)
I will yes But like not enough to where I can say like I've had all these things miss great. I guess I have

Ice Bear (1:25:40)
So

if you live anywhere near one, I think they're mainly in like California and like New York kind of area. If you have access to one and you have not had their Holo Holo, like that is one of the best like fast food desserts out there. It's so good.

So, good. All right. So we're, we're three in now. Do we want to try and organize ourselves here for a bit? Or is this just free form? Is this just jazz episode?

Grizz (1:26:18)
you know

Ice Bear (1:26:24)
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum,

Did you watch Elias Roush yet?

Grizz (1:26:40)
I haven't watched shit lately. honestly haven't watched a TV thing or anything since last episode to be honest.

Ice Bear (1:26:48)
Okay. Okay. When

you have 25 minutes, please watch Lazarus. It had such a high nostalgia factor. Mappa knocked it out of the park with the animation. Like, it's so good.

Bless you in advance. Do I need to call the plague doctor? Are you dying or is this allergies? Okay.

uh-oh. Uh-oh. You went to your apothecary. You got your fancy meds. You probably should live dangerously.

that's a spicy little spicy little antihistamine blocker.

interesting.

15.

Duck, duck, fruit?

Grizz (1:28:08)
Damn, you suck it. This is from the beautiful, amazing Titan from Fort Worth, Texas. Martin House, who single-handedly converted me from a uncultured sour hater to a prominent Chad Sour Enjoyer. This is...

Duck duck fruits. It is a blueberry, raspberry, and peach sour. It's a small 6 % but you see this blue bit. Yeah, you have this blueberry body works like what the fuck you have this peach with a fucking peach. You got this raspberry and this fucking duck. These two ducks are like what the fuck is going on here? Duck duck fruits.

Ice Bear (1:28:52)
It's got a great, like, Ninja Turtle font.

That's a really good can.

Grizz (1:29:10)
This is

Duck Duck Foods again, Martin House just knocks it out of the fucking park.

Ice Bear (1:29:19)
So let's line that up again.

There we go. We knocked out of the park now. I think I ran over Titus's foot. I'm sorry, Titus. I didn't realize he was behind me.

Grizz (1:29:28)
Yeah

The sour Tasted it tried spilled it on my fucking mousepad

Ice Bear (1:29:48)
very nice. Very nice, sir. Very nice.

Alright, so before we started this, we've kind of been spitballing some topics. And I think now that I am, I can't speak for you, but I'm feeling the beers a little bit. I think now it's time to get right into the fucking pyramids. Let's go!

Grizz (1:30:10)
yeah, me too.

just get as good as you the episode okay

so here's the thing all right our handful of listeners in this very new podcast here's the thing we've been like what do we talk about you know we've had a couple things here and there talk about mascots shit that's been very very fun so i hope people like it because i want to do more and i want to do all this stuff right i want to do nh finish nhl i want to do nba

Ice Bear (1:30:39)
Finish

the anime.

Grizz (1:30:42)
finishing anime 2025 season and I would definitely want to fucking do ML... MBL. No, MLB. What the fuck? there you go. Anyways.

Ice Bear (1:30:49)
MLB? Baseball. There you go. Yes,

mascots, like if people like it, which I think they do, I would love to finish all of those, but it's like every week we don't want to like lose all of them right away.

Grizz (1:31:05)
So, with that being said, we were spitballing other stuff. Like, okay, what are we talking about? You know, last episode, we kinda, maybe because of the moodiness and the lateness of the night and the alcohol, we kinda just got more, we're kinda more like, just like waxing philosophically. And we stumbled upon the, I guess like the beginnings of like, embarrassed autleness.

Ice Bear (1:31:31)
Yes, Aristotle. Yes. AI. Fucking AI.

Grizz (1:31:34)
So

I think we will continue that in certain episodes. But we were spitballing ideas and we're talking like, can we talk about? are we like, what are things we're interested in this and that? And we're talking about, okay, horror stuff. We did a little bit yesterday and that was our last episode and that was pretty cool. You know, we talked about conspiracies, we talked about all this other stuff. And then when it popped up was like, okay, in the vein of conspiracies.

pyramids came up because if you're not living under any kind of rock a couple weeks ago they came up with a thing where there was like pillars under the pyramids allegedly and we're like and like we've even mentioned this in previous episodes and so it's like is it true is it not I'm like uh correct me if I'm I'm misappropriating you as papa but basically like I hope it's real I want it to be real because fucking life's boring

and I'm like same but like just dig bro if that's the case I mean like I'm sure like the government of Egypt's like you ain't touching our fucking pyramids but like you know just fucking dig bro anyways there's been a new thing of

Ice Bear (1:32:37)
Ha ha.

Grizz (1:32:52)
apparently recently wars come out saying like wait the city that's apparently under the pyramids might be bigger than we actually thought and so which leaves me in the same spot of like okay cool just dig bro I would like let's see it like alright come on let's just do the thing

Ice Bear (1:33:15)
So, like, pyramids of Giza aside, I can't remember if we've talked about this. You're aware of the other places where through LIDAR and various technologies they've found other gigantic pyramids, correct? Like, they're all over. They have them in South America, they have them in Antarctica, they have them in Africa. Like, they're everywhere.

Okay, yeah, Mexico too. So yeah, the point is like it appeared to be a truly global thing to have these massive pyramids. So just as a thought exercise, like let's say all of these pyramids were roughly at one point the same size as the ones in Giza. Now, one of the comments that I've seen circulating on a lot of these posts about this topic are what if...

the pyramids were like the original Tower of Babel. So like, what if this was that time periods internet effectively connecting everything? Wouldn't that be cool?

Grizz (1:34:23)
So I've heard that and I've also heard like their power sources and stuff where like they draw energy from like the sun or whatever bullshit and like power the civilizations or whatever. I've heard that stuff too.

It most definitely, like the idea of anything otherworldly or like ancient technology stuff is cool. But in the thing of like...

In the thing of all these pyramids around the world being interconnected like modern day internet, don't see how that's, how would they interconnect and what's the purpose of them?

or what's the proposed purpose of that bingo thing is kinda where I'm like... sticky

Ice Bear (1:35:28)
Look man, don't ask logical questions. This is where we fall off. Because I just want to believe. I want to have fun. I don't want to question it.

Grizz (1:35:38)
believing school because you want

yeah cuz like life life's fucking boring and almost a bias and all the other shit like yeah something more so it's cool it's kind of like where we we had a pause because we started kind of going into it well it's talking about like how the pyramids were made all right do you want to go on to yours before I go on to mine

Ice Bear (1:36:02)
Well,

no, but I'll interject with so my biggest grievance with the conventional wisdom is you're telling me that the pyramids were built in like 20 to 30 years. To me, that makes no sense because I watched a fairly savvy group of lads take over a year to add one room onto my house. So you're telling me the pyramids

were somehow built in 20 years, I just don't buy it. Like it doesn't make any sense. It seems like something that had to be a incredibly time consuming project. And if it wasn't incredibly time consuming, there was some sort of technology that just straight up we don't have anymore. It got lost over the eons. Yes. Yeah.

Grizz (1:36:54)
like after like the great flood and of whatever kind of thing

which I so I'm in two beliefs now this I was kind of trying to get into and then I like okay let's hold off to the episode so I'm in two beliefs of this do I think there's a likelihood of there's some lost technology of before

I think that could be plausible. I think that's, I do think that that's because I think of like now if some shit happens, say a solar flare stuff, everything goes bad and everything Armageddon kind of shit or whatever. They swallows the populations lost. Although we're tech savvy to think of knowing how to use computers and everything, we don't know how to fucking build them. So like if there is a group, subset of group of people that survive.

Ice Bear (1:37:40)
Mm-hmm.

Grizz (1:37:46)
All the technology that we're using now is going to be lost.

right like I can't build a computer we can build computers we don't know and even if we know how to build them we don't know how to mine the shit to actually make them so it's gonna be we're gonna go from a thing of like there's we're gonna have kids and they're gonna have kids and then on the thing we're gonna be telling them fucking stories of back in the day when I was your age there was we had a box and in this box show pictures

of art and of things that we call movies and it's like it's like us it's like seeing us but inside this box and they're gonna think we're fucking crazy you know what mean like so i totally see this the thing of like lost technology people that kind of that just like poo poo and say like it's not possible like okay bro build a fucking computer build a car you can't do it like we can't do it we know this is fucking real but if the people that actually build it like go away or we get lost or even if they know how to build it they don't know how to

can mine and source it like it's a loss

Ice Bear (1:38:48)
Yeah, we're

so highly specialized in everything we do now. It's absurd.

Grizz (1:38:56)
Industrial Revolution.

Ice Bear (1:38:57)
Well, like I'll give you an example really quick. So just

like we had these major power outages, right? Maybe a week, two weeks ago at this point. And I was just thinking like, if there were not other people capable of coming out and repairing the power lines and repairing the internet and repairing, really like the minute you lose electricity, which I think your average person like does not understand electricity very well at all.

Grizz (1:39:23)
You know how people would fucking die just from like not having their insulin refrigerated? Yeah.

Ice Bear (1:39:24)
You're you're you're you're fucked like you don't have

your refrigerator. You don't have water. You don't have like it's bad

Grizz (1:39:33)
Perfect example in Texas, that whole snowmageddon shit, the whole Alaska stuff.

Ice Bear (1:39:37)
yeah, forgot about that.

Grizz (1:39:38)
You know how much people

lost their fucking food because they didn't realize that, it's 20 degrees outside. It's 10 degrees outside. I can take all my food from my fucking freezer and refrigerator and just put it outside and it's going to be fine. You know, as people just let it stay in the refrigerator and rot because they didn't fucking think of that because there's no survival instinct for it. Like, of course. 1000%.

Ice Bear (1:39:49)
put it outside.

Yeah.

Yep. Yep. Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Grizz (1:40:06)
So that's the thing where a highly specialized society, lost technology makes 1 million percent sense. So the idea of a pyramid being a product of lost technology, I'm like, yeah, I can understand that. I'm in two camps of this, though, because I'm not completely sold on it, because also,

I also can see these great things of nature that we can't build now because we're not just throwing thousands upon thousands of lives into the fucking pit of slave trade. If you don't give a fuck about people's thing, you just work them to death and like, right, bring the next one. You know what I mean? I can see these great fucking, these great pyramids and these great things being built because like, yeah, I don't give a fuck if we lose 200 people.

I'm under two camps with that. We can't build them because we have regard for human life to an extent.

Ice Bear (1:41:06)
I do.

Okay, I 100 % can appreciate that and you're absolutely right. Like if you're willing to just like have slavery and just throw humanity at it like infinitely for 30 years, sure, you're gonna accomplish a lot. But where I get suspicious is I think if I'm not mistaken, the average stone in the pyramids like two and a half tons. Like Eddie Hall's not lifting that stone.

Like, don't, you're just, they're just incomprehensibly big. So.

Grizz (1:41:54)
Two

and a half tons. How much of Eddie Hall deadlift?

Ice Bear (1:41:58)
I think his record's a little over a thousand, right?

Grizz (1:42:01)
Yeah. And how much is a 10,000?

Ice Bear (1:42:03)
Well, let's see. What are we talking? 2.2. All right, hold on. Let's do some fact checking on me. All right, so my memory was correct. They are on average 2.3 tons. So 2.3 tons, two pounds.

Grizz (1:42:06)
Is it a thousand and ten tons or one ton?

Ice Bear (1:42:25)
Alright, 2.3 tons is 4,600 pounds.

Grizz (1:42:29)
I can totally see that being pulled by eight, ten people.

Ice Bear (1:42:34)
Yeah, pulled. Absolutely. Think about how high they are.

there's there's more like it goes down like it's beneath the ground which is why the whole all of these like recent like generated images of the potentially tower supporting these and these pyramids being the top of a thing being like the the like if you're picturing the Washington Monument like the the the pyramid is the top of that and there's something all the way down beneath it and then the city's

however many kilometers beneath the ground. Like it's just absurd to think about how did that get up there? And sure, like I've seen some things where like they were saying, you know, the water levels were different and they had like a series of effectively canals and you know, they did some things with locks that raise the water. And I can mental gymnastics it were like maybe you can do a few layers of it.

But I just can't see completing the whole thing unless there's some sort of technology that just we do not have anymore.

Grizz (1:44:09)
Yeah, I can definitely see that. Again, I do think the idea of lost technology is a very normal thing. kind of a sidebar, like off the run. You know one of my favorite things? One of my favorite things with the whole start of like the civilization on Earth was like the Ark project. You ever heard of that?

Ice Bear (1:44:33)
I can't say I have.

Grizz (1:44:34)
So the ARC project is, okay, we as a species, we as a species, we're from another planet in the sense of, we had a mothership, an ARC if you will, that carried life forms on it so we can terraform Earth, or I don't know if we can call it so we can populate Earth, right?

And we had, we can say like a captain and a vice captain or whatever you want to say it. Where we had a male and female thing kind of set arc. We land, all this, we bring all the life forms here. Ship malfunctions, just gets destroyed. We have essentially an Adam and Eve thing from...

the two mainstays, the two main people. And again, we go to Terraform the planet. They're leading the project. They're effectively doing it. There is a quarrel among them. There's a quarrel among them and other people where they're like, why are you being the fucking king of this new land? Like I know just as much. So this is essentially a mutiny.

and through this whole thing war happens and the technology of the thing gets destroyed right so most of the stories in said bible thing are just supernatural basically what's like the book of pi or whatever the tale of pi thing or just like supernatural like

Ice Bear (1:46:22)
Mmm.

Grizz (1:46:26)
tales of the story of what happened, just like the whole thing of like just cannibalism and the mother protecting the kid or whatever, because it's his way of coping. And so like all these great stories that go through the alliance are basically just us being like, this is what happened before. When the loss during the lossing laundry thing. It's pretty cool.

Ice Bear (1:46:50)
that is very cool

and I can I can see that being a logical explanation that would make sense you know that also can see being a logical thing to do a little a little bear tinkle so so so so so hear me out you should tell the people why

Grizz (1:47:06)
Are you taking us on a picture?

Ice Bear (1:47:17)
Robert Pattinson is the best Batman go.

Grizz (1:47:21)
what I'm not going to say is that Robert Pattison is the best Batman because he's not. You ever seen Sir George Clooney that has the nipples? If it's George Clooney with the nipples that's already better than Robert Pattison. Now we can say

that the whole Batman Begins arc, that trilogy is the best Batman. If you tell me that, will believe you. And I'll be like, you know what? You're not wrong. The Nolan Batman trilogy is probably some of the best. Gris Hot Take, and if you listen to the Royal Podcast, you'll know mine. It's nostalgia. My best Batman.

It's probably one of the worst Batman's, but it's my best and I fucking love this movies Val Kilmer is my favorite Batman and he's a fucking great Batman I don't care what anybody says he's better than the George Clooney Batman's Better than Robert Pattinson Twilight Batman, although admittedly Good movie

I fought it, I fought it, I didn't want to watch it. was like, I'm gonna watch it, it's stupid. I want to see a film noir Batman of a stupid Twilight boy. Iceberg convinced me. And I have to say yes, he was right, it was actually a good movie. So I'll give him that it was a good movie. But I will not say that Robert Pattinson is the best Batman because the worst Batman in most people's eyes is old Grizz's favorite Batman because of nostalgia.

Ice Bear (1:49:05)
You like George Clooney?

Grizz (1:49:07)
Oh, okay. I was saying, cause we talked about this long time ago in our own podcast. And I was saying that I think people say George Clooney because George Clooney is the nipples, right? Yeah. Okay. Cool. So I was right. So not George Clooney. I will say my, yeah, my favorite Batman is Van Kilmer, Kilmer, which admittedly a lot of people say is the worst Batman, but for

Ice Bear (1:49:18)
Batnip will see us.

Kilmer

Grizz (1:49:33)
Cause kiss of the fucking rose bro Like you know Batman and Robin Kilmer Fuckin

Ice Bear (1:49:45)
So in my opinion, Clooney is the worst Batman.

Grizz (1:49:48)
Okay, cuz I've had people tell me kilmer's the worst Batman like bro Yeah, I will argue to death that kilmer is the best Batman admittedly I will if you tell me the Chris Nolan Trilogy Batman the best Batman I will like balance valid opinion I'll be hard-pressed to argue with you

Ice Bear (1:49:51)
I think that is a pretty popular opinion, that Kilmer's the worst.

Grizz (1:50:14)
but just for me personally be it nostalgia and everything Val Kilmer Batman also the name Val Kilmer is fucking dope as shit but strong fucking name so Val Kilmer Batman is my favorite Batman by far be it nostalgia be it seals fucking serenade as kiss on the rose Val Kilmer Batman top tier

Ice Bear (1:50:23)
Kilmer's a good name.

Grizz (1:50:41)
Do remember that two, 2024 super bowl commercial with the seal as a seal.

Ice Bear (1:50:47)
No, I missed this entirely.

Okay, so, know, pyramids, so Batman, the same thing. Here's my Batman ranking. I was kind of just putting you on the spot as a joke, but Pattinson is my favorite Batman, actually, like legitimately.

Grizz (1:51:10)
really city t

he the roads the knowledge of the event

Ice Bear (1:51:13)
And I

loved the Nolan. I loved bail. loved the Nolan. Here's the here's the reason that I would put patents and above him. I really, really liked and I'm very curious to see Batman part two. I really, really liked him as Bruce, because for a lot of the Dark Knight trilogy, you had Christian Bale being Bruce Wayne.

Grizz (1:51:17)
I mean, it's tattooed on you.

Ice Bear (1:51:42)
Whereas in this newest iteration with Pattinson, like he's, it's predominantly Batman. Like he's more Batman than he is Bruce. And that's what I'm there to see. And I also just, liked like the Riddler was so fucking creepy and weird. Obviously the Penguin was fantastic, which that show, that was my favorite show of last year, bar none. Like the Penguin was so fucking good. God damn, if you haven't seen it, please watch it. Not a sponsor.

But I would say just rapid fire Pattinson Bale. It gets dicey from there. It's hard. Pattinson Bale. Probably.

I did like Kilmer. I can't pretend I didn't like Kilmer.

Grizz (1:52:33)
I think Kim

Rose is a great Batman. I genuinely think Kim Rose is a great Batman. I don't give a fuck what anybody says.

Ice Bear (1:52:39)
But the thing is like, so Clooney was the worst for sure in my head. But where, where I get kind of confused is between Kilmer and Keaton. Cause I did like Michael Keaton. Like I liked the Tim Burton vibe. It was fun.

Grizz (1:52:56)
So here's the

thing, as someone that loves Tim Burton, the Tim Burton Batman stuff, because I still went with the pink one, right? Yeah.

Ice Bear (1:53:03)
That's Batman Returns, yeah.

Have you gone back and watched it as an adult?

Grizz (1:53:08)
Actually, that's fair. That's actually very fair. I think the last time I saw it was like when I was a teenager.

Ice Bear (1:53:10)
So, here's

why I ask that, because I had been shitting on Batman and Batman Returns until I was probably 25, and then I watched them in my 20s. And I was like, particularly Batman Returns, if you watch them for what they are, they're actually really good. And also, Christopher Walken is in it. I didn't remember that at all.

Grizz (1:53:38)
So Batman Returns is just a penguin run, right? Like who's also... Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.

Ice Bear (1:53:41)
No, Catwoman's in it.

Yeah, so like, but the villains are Penguin and Catwoman.

Grizz (1:53:49)
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, I like, yeah, yeah.

Ice Bear (1:53:52)
And the original

Batman is Nicholson as the Joker. So those are the ones with Keaton. And then you get to Kilmer.

Grizz (1:53:57)
Yeah,

so how'd you feel about the Nicholson Joker?

Ice Bear (1:54:03)
I was okay with it. I preferred Ledger strongly.

Grizz (1:54:06)
yeah honestly i think looking because i remember watching it i was like late teens and like i didn't like nicholson as a joker as much as i did before and that's before i saw heath ledgers i remember seeing when i was younger i'm really liking it i remember watching when i was older i was like i was like you know i don't know i remember it being much better than when i really watched it i was like

And that's even before I had like... Oops, there we go again. That's even before I had... Something to compare it to with Heath Ledger. Or Joaquin Phoenix. You know what mean? And so... Yeah, I don't love Jack Nicholson as a Joker.

Ice Bear (1:54:54)
Yeah, I mean, it's the thing is for me, I like.

It's tough because I get like the campy thing has its place. And if you like it, like if that's your thing, I get it. It's just not my thing. I like Joker. So the, the peak, the absolute pinnacle of that character in my mind, there's a graphic novel. There's a graphic novel. There's a graphic novel by Lee Bermejo, I think is his name. No, not Lee Harvey Oswald. I think it's Lee Bermejo.

And it's, it's so good. And it's the art is phenomenal. It's, it's eerie. It's creepy. It's just kind of uncomfortable the whole time. And Joker's like, he's a pillhead and it's just like, it's just like, that is the vibe I want where he's, it's not, he's scary. In the same way, like if you met like a crackhead on a dark alley, you're like, I should watch out. Cause this is like, I don't know what they're going to do.

Like that's the vibe that that whole graphic novel brings. And the closest I've seen come to that so far in like the movies and TV is the Heath Ledger version. I'm holding out high hopes given Matt Reeves, Batman and Penguin, is I think Joker's gonna be really creepy, especially because you have the dude from Saltburn as the Joker. Like he's a gr-

He's a great actor. And so like, if they want to make the Joker really creepy and unhinged, like he's the guy to do it.

Grizz (1:56:38)
I don't need to watch fucking gutter cum licking. I'm good. I'm good.

Ice Bear (1:56:39)
Also go watch salt.

He-

Jacob Elordi, there we go. Him and Saltburn, he just has himself a good wank and jizz in the bathtub. And then our old boy Joker just gobbles it up like a little a little munchy munch.

Grizz (1:57:29)
So with Munchy Munchkin as the segue.

can you see this beautiful thing here we go 20 the Super Bowl commercial ad here we go

Ice Bear (1:57:41)
That's a Mountain Dew Super Bowl commercial. Yep, let's go.

Munchy, munchy, munchy.

also a Batman joke.

Grizz (1:57:56)
Munchy munchy.

Ice Bear (1:57:58)
No, here we go. That's the, that's the dark night thing.

Grizz (1:58:03)
Now here, feel free to commentate on it so we don't get hit for copyright. So commentate all over this. for this? A one, a two, a squiddly diddly diddly two.

Ice Bear (1:58:09)
Alright, I'll commentate up a storm on this bad boy. Skibbity-doobity-doobity-do.

Highly, highly professional. Yep, that's a Baja Blast.

Okay, all right. She's in a boat. She sure is.

Bahadblast is phenomenal. those are some good seals. Sierra's gonna love this episode.

No way! I'm so sad I missed this. This is amazing. look at him.

Grizz (1:59:05)
Hahaha!

Ice Bear (1:59:10)
Come on, hit him with another. Baby. look at the eyes. That's that sharp seal focus.

it's so good! That was my pleasure, my friend!

I'm so sad I hadn't seen that film today.

Grizz (1:59:36)
This is beautiful. You didn't

you didn't watch Superbowl, did you? Yeah.

Ice Bear (1:59:41)
The most recent one?

We were texting the whole time.

Grizz (1:59:45)
Exactly. I'm pretty sure you watched it, Yeah.

Ice Bear (1:59:47)
This was last year's.

Not this year's.

Grizz (1:59:52)
Correct. Yeah, with fucking Travis Kelce and him dying. Yeah, yeah, this episode, or this episode, this commercial came out during that Super Bowl.

Ice Bear (2:00:05)
Wait, this

most recent one with Dem Birds, the eagles.

Grizz (2:00:07)
Yeah.

Yeah.

Ice Bear (2:00:12)
So I wonder, I wonder if, you know what, bet we have different commercials here than you do.

Grizz (2:00:17)
shit, probably actually. Yeah, cause this current... That's true.

Ice Bear (2:00:20)
like commercials are probably pretty regional. So so

I imagine when you hop a country, it's probably quite different. So Mountain Dew just did not want to invest in Canada. They're like, fuck them. There's only 30 million people up there.

Grizz (2:00:36)
Baja blast is... There's no borders. Baja blast. It's beautiful work.

Ice Bear (2:00:43)
As far as your... Okay, sodas? Is there a better soda than Baja Blast?

I can't think of one.

Like I'm open to hear combatants, but I can't think of one.

Grizz (2:01:01)
we talking about just strictly American yeah the only thing that I might pick the only thing where I'll take pause for is like a Mexican coke

Ice Bear (2:01:03)
No, anything.

Mexican coke. I introduced the seal to those maybe a year ago. And like she was like, like, like Mexicans, your people do a damn good coke, man.

Grizz (2:01:26)
it's fucking phenomenal like yeah so that's that that's the only one where i'm like fuck you know what's up there too and it's fucking bougie and it costs a lot to get them often i usually get a four pack with the tiger r6 i think it's a four pack r6 pack but i think it's a four pack main root they like make their own so they make their own version of meks and coconuts pretty damn close too main root they do a extra spicy ginger ale

Ice Bear (2:01:51)
interesting.

Grizz (2:01:56)
That's fucking phenomenal. that's, and that's it. You take a spig of it and it hits so hard. And like, it's just like one of those where like it burns like it burns so good. It's fucking phenomenal.

Ice Bear (2:01:57)
that sounds really good.

Okay.

All right. Two things are popping in my head right now. First, I'll go with the ginger ale thing. So I don't know if it's in the States yet. Here in the winter, we have a Blackberry Canada dry. So it's a Blackberry infused ginger ale. And that is really, really good.

Grizz (2:02:34)
that sounds good Canada dry the one I get is I think it's just a cherry ginger ale from Canada dry that's pretty good

Ice Bear (2:02:39)
Mm-hmm.

So the other one that's popping in my head, like if I saw a can of it here, I would lose my shit, because I really, really miss it. I don't know if it's nationwide, but like it's for sure a mid-Atlantic thing. Have you ever had Cheerwine?

So Cheerwine is a... It's got a strong, strong cherry taste. It's got a little bit of Dr. Pepper thing going on, but it's very cherry forward. Yeah, Cheerwine, I think it's a Carolina thing. But that's another one. That's the only thing popping in my head that could compete.

Now that I'm head to head in my brain with Baja Blast, I am still picking Baja Blast. Baja Blast is so good.

Grizz (2:03:36)
Yeah, Baja Blast is, I think, the single greatest full sugar soda there is. Baja Blast is amazing. I can't go to talk about and get Baja Blast.

Ice Bear (2:03:48)
Exactly. And there's not a lot of things where I'll drink a full sugar drink anymore. very, very rarely will I do that. But if I'm at Taco Bell, bet your bottom dollar I'm getting a Baja blast.

Grizz (2:03:52)
Exactly the same. 1,000 % percent. The only...

yeah 1000 % the only other full sugar drink that I won't skip on outside of Mexican Coke is the cranberry Canada dry ginger ale

Ice Bear (2:04:14)
That's another good one. That's a very good one.

Grizz (2:04:17)
and that's only seasonal but like cranberry ginger ale fucking hits because when i was a wee lad and i would make potions cranberry juice and ginger ale together fucking fucking hits

Ice Bear (2:04:31)
Did you call them your potions? Were you a wizard? Were you a little grizzard?

Grizz (2:04:33)
Yeah, I did. I don't know about it.

a grizzard? It's a regular old grizzard of paws. And I would go...

Ice Bear (2:04:46)
Hello, Winnie Traveller. I am the Grizzard. It is your potion.

Grizz (2:04:53)
every kid made potions you go to a fountain drink thing and you make a mixture of a super soda that's a potion you say whatever the fuck you want that's a potion

Ice Bear (2:05:07)
Speaking of potions...

Actually, no, not speaking of potions. I don't have a segue. I'm just almost done with my third beer and I'm looking at the clock and I see we're now at a feature length film again. I have no have no segue. I have no good answer.

Grizz (2:05:25)
Have

we got any actually negative feedback of them being too long? Yeah, same.

Ice Bear (2:05:30)
No, no, I don't

think so. But the thing is, I think...

more than anything and and i don't know if this is just me if this translates well to other people i hope it does but i think if you're having fun it's kind of contagious and so i hope if you're listening to this like you can realize that we're just two best buds shooting the shit having a blast and i hope you're enjoying being along for the ride

Cause I do genuinely like this is one of the highlights of my week. look forward to this shit immensely coming into these things.

So is it organized? Not always. Is it organized occasionally? Maybe. Today was not one of those examples, but I also had a very good time.

Grizz (2:06:25)
is very true I feel the same exact way I thought we were making really good time and I was like shit we're at an hour ten

Ice Bear (2:06:35)
And I know I remember

when we were at an hour 10, I was thinking, okay, you know, like we've got an hour to be like on topic with something. And here we are an hour later, and I don't think we talked about anything. It's just all nonsense.

Grizz (2:06:44)
Yeah.

So here's the thing, was like, all right, hour 10, all right, fine. We can cap it at an hour and a half. It would be pretty good. And then I look back and we're at two hours.

Ice Bear (2:07:00)
T-TU is what

I'm looking for here.

Grizz (2:07:05)
was like, damn. We fucked up this time. Maybe, what was it, episode three was where we hit an hour and a half? Maybe that's the anomaly.

Ice Bear (2:07:15)
I guess they're just all

two hours.

Grizz (2:07:19)
so because like it just happens because our old podcast we capped them i was looking at the times hour to hour and a half is kind of our normal

Ice Bear (2:07:27)
And we had like four people involved half the time.

Grizz (2:07:31)
Yeah, but here's the thing. That Beryl Lytical episode was over two hours. So we had episodes for over two hours.

Ice Bear (2:07:36)
Barely to go.

God, Bear Lytico, I remember that.

Grizz (2:07:52)
I'm too long ago because when we were talking about doing it restarting a podcast I was like god damn there were some fucking funny ass moments

Ice Bear (2:08:05)
ropes.

Grizz (2:08:06)
The battle ropes thing was good. The bears miss Christmas. That was pretty good. When we were talking about boys over flowers, like...

Ice Bear (2:08:19)
My favorite part about the old one is just because we weren't doing video at the time, so probably people didn't know. I was on like a PlayStation 3 headset, like jacked into my phone, and I was like piss drunk before we even started. Like I came into it lit. Like, and there, I would like zone into it.

Grizz (2:08:39)
Yeah.

Ice Bear (2:08:47)
And I'd be like, we're like 30 minutes into this thing. I'm like, yeah, I should talk. And I'd say something. And then I would just like let Pan take the mic, let you take the mic, let Hopps take the mic for however long. then we also like, if memory serves, we had a lot of guests back then. Like there was like.

Grizz (2:09:09)
We

hit a handful,

Ice Bear (2:09:12)
Cause there were, were a bunch of people that did guest spots.

Grizz (2:09:16)
Yeah, because we had, because we had, they would do a normal episode on like the Senpai strength stuff and not the Barate stuff. So it was like, hey, this is really fun. You should do also do the other one. And they're like, okay. And so we'd have them on there and then it was just all unhinged.

Ice Bear (2:09:30)
Yeah.

man.

Grizz (2:09:38)
It was fun.

Ice Bear (2:09:39)
You know what we should do? We should, we Can, can this format support a third person as a guest?

That would be amusing.

At some point we should bring on someone else.

My only concern with that is if we bring on someone else, does anyone else want to drink as rapid fire as we're drinking?

Grizz (2:10:15)
There has to be alcohol, it looks out there. It has to be. Yeah, but I do think having, getting to the thing where we actually have guests would be good. But actually with the program we are using, I do believe, I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it does support us doing live streams and us having call-ins.

Ice Bear (2:10:17)
Yeah, there's some alcoholics out there.

All right, we'll think about this.

Call ins would be fun. I would love to do a Call ins. Can you imagine like mid Call ins they're like, you piece of shit. Why are you taking a bear tinkle now? This is unprofessional. Get back to the mic, you filthy polar bear.

Grizz (2:10:48)
All right.

It's just roasting.

Ice Bear (2:11:06)
posting

them. What was your third one by the way? I'm done with mine.

Grizz (2:11:10)
I have about, oh god damn, that was strong. You've been letting out the power of this episode.

Ice Bear (2:11:21)
the people want.

It's what the people want.

Grizz (2:11:29)
I will say this one, I'm giving it a B.

Two two beers a glass, that is phenomenal.

Ice Bear (2:11:39)
Two bears, two

bears. All right, so you gave the last one a B.

Grizz (2:11:46)
I'm giving it a B. It's, it's, yeah. You know, I have to give it a B minus. I'm saying B and I'm like fighting with myself internally about giving it a B minus. I think it's a B minus.

Ice Bear (2:12:00)
Okay. So I'm going to rapid fire run down the whole thing because this is going to help me grade the third one as I'm doing this. This was twin pines, twin pines. You're the best of the day. You're an A for sure. You're fantastic beer. I'm very satisfied with you. You're your beloved cohort. There is no way of knowing unicorn farts solid.

Let's go be final ratings of B. It is very good. It had the benefit of the first one

my boy delirium in its bottle.

A-. We had three really good beers today.

Grizz (2:12:52)
Yeah.

Ice Bear (2:12:53)
And thank you for the vessel.

Grizz (2:12:57)
Beautiful, beautiful vessel. And we're not talking about one of my favorite bands, Sleep Token. We're talking about that beer with a fluted bottom.

Ice Bear (2:13:07)
Look at the grip on that thing. Look at the grip on that thing.

Grizz (2:13:13)
Forget about it.

Ice Bear (2:13:14)
Forget about it.

All right. All right. So what was your what was your your last one was a B. I can't remember your first couple.

Grizz (2:13:29)
it was conscious of B minus conscious of B minus right okay a fucking plus tiger blood a plus you can't say nothing Oregon you got it right here in Portland

Ice Bear (2:13:43)
Well

done, TigerBlood.

Grizz (2:13:46)
Rainbows are real. B minus. Solid. Hey, Zeba. You try it, you're going to enjoy it. Delicious. Duck Duck Fruits. A plus art. Martin House. You fucking hit it out of the park. Every single time you hit it out of the fucking park.

Ice Bear (2:13:51)
Good job, clown shoes.

That is really good art.

Grizz (2:14:10)
I love Martin House and all their art endeavors. This one here is a B-. I think you ran the, you had the misfortune of fate and you were just, you just, you had to, you were the predecessor of Too Strong Fuckin' Beers before you. Delicious beer.

Ice Bear (2:14:30)
Yeah.

Grizz (2:14:32)
really good again you turned me into from a sour Hayden Keith into a based Chad sour like one Chad so Martin house you have my utmost respect

Ice Bear (2:14:44)
Good job, Martin House. We love you.

Grizz (2:14:51)
for you was it five big booms for Martin house

Have you seen the Costco guy?

Ice Bear (2:15:04)
No, but I'm willing to participate in any of your shenanigans.

Grizz (2:15:09)
Okay, actually, we're gonna have to do this. We're gonna end it with this. Just distract them while I pull up the booms.

Ice Bear (2:15:12)
god damn it. We're going to end it with some booms.

Booms,

booms, booms, booms. All right, back to the official all time Batman rankings. Pattinson top, Bale second, Keaton third, Kilmer fourth, Clooney, no, Adam Scott, Adam Scott, Adam West fifth, Adam Scott in Batman costume, probably above George Clooney who is dead last.

all animated versions above even Pattinson. you go. Official Batman rank. It's two bears, two bears. Two bears, two bears.

Grizz (2:16:00)
Alright,

we are going to end it with this. I'm surprised. No, you wait. You wait. I'm surprised. Make sure... Actually, I'm going to make this play.

Ice Bear (2:16:08)
I'll wait. Who

are you telling to wait, me or your adoring listeners?

Grizz (2:16:16)
Have a great week, everyone. Dear drawing listeners.

Ice Bear (2:16:18)
adoring

listeners you fucking wait

Grizz (2:16:22)
So we're going to end this episode on a strong, explosive ending. Old Lice Bear here is not chronically online like I am, apparently. So he's never seen the five big booms. So we're going to end this episode on a high point with five big booms. Are you ready for this? This here is five big booms.

Ice Bear (2:16:30)
You

I have not.

five big booms. I'm ready for this.

five

big booms alright it's a lad sticking his tongue out and his child it's it's a guy with this he gets five big booms okay is this a real person or is this AI alright very good I'm engaged I'm engaged yes let's go let's hit me with it

Grizz (2:16:56)
Here we go Costco your real one for this for making this guy

This is a real person. This is a TikTok. It's real person. You ready for this? Three, two, one,

Ice Bear (2:17:28)
Whose brother died? What happened? Why were there so many booms and why did they want my eardrums to rupture?

Grizz (2:17:31)
to that one.

Sorry, I raised it up max capacity for that one. I'm I'm so I'm so sorry your brother passed away. It was in a chat because they were like live streaming So they were live streaming and somebody had said something about their brother passing away and they're like I'm so sorry for your brother passing away. We're gonna give them five big booms

Ice Bear (2:17:41)
Jesus

you

All right. So all right. Promise me if I die in some sort of weird accident, you will you will bring someone else on to replace me and give me six big booms. I want I want six real big booms.

Grizz (2:18:25)
I will...

I will go to your funeral and as soon as the seal sits down I'll feel like he was my best friend and for that I'm giving him six big booms. Boom! Boom!

Ice Bear (2:18:31)
You

If there is an afterlife, I will be cackling up a storm. amazing.

Grizz (2:18:53)
So

with that denizens, we love you. You are great. I am sorry for going long again. Neither am I. I really hope that...

Ice Bear (2:18:58)
We love you a lot.

I'm not sorry, it just happens.

You know, a

lot of people would be happy about two fellas going longer than they expected. Some people would pay top dollar for going longer than they expected.

Grizz (2:19:14)
You know

not our missus though so with that being said

Ice Bear (2:19:22)
Hahaha!

Grizz (2:19:29)
We love you. You're beautiful. Thank you for listening. Thank you for, you know, I hope you had a horf or two. With that, do you have any final words or should we just cue in the music?

Ice Bear (2:19:44)
Bring in the end credits.

Grizz (2:19:46)
A one, a two, a squiddly diddly doo.