Ice Bear (00:35)
That's a weak ass crack.
Grizz (00:36)
Yeah,
so I think we figured out that bottle cracks don't add up to nice can cracks.
Ice Bear (00:44)
It's not as nice as a can crack, but
we're all forgiven because it's Hood Friday. Happy birthday.
Grizz (00:49)
Hood Friday.
Also, I'm not wearing a Baltimore Ravens hat because of Hood Friday. There's nothing to do with Baltimore.
Ice Bear (00:57)
Just whiskey.
Grizz (00:59)
it's yours.
Good whiskey or
Ice Bear (01:06)
like like the equivalent of like a like a jack daniels mid mid
Grizz (01:11)
Okay, that's actually a bed. You see mine, imperfect. So originally,
this guy's put on, we're trying to do something, we're trying to do some malt liquors but Canada doesn't have them right now, or Maple Town. So you would hit the bottles.
Ice Bear (01:27)
No American stuff.
Grizz (01:33)
me
have a thing of a generation I have some fucking high gravity 8.1 volume steel reserve from the steel brew the steel brewing company slow brewed for exceptional smooth flavor 211 extra malted barley and select hops for extra gravity the original craft beer
Ice Bear (02:00)
of JP Weiser's deluxe double barrel Canadian whiskey 40 % out card one little one little kicker for the road.
Alright. Okay. Alright. So.
Grizz (02:16)
off
You remember Edward Fortyhands?
Ice Bear (02:22)
Is this like Edward Scissorhands, but he had 40s for hands?
Grizz (02:26)
Yeah, it was like a game where like you would you would tape you would tape to every participant would tape two 40s to their hands and whoever finished both of them would win.
Ice Bear (02:29)
no, I really like it though. I'm totally unaware of this.
That's a great game. No, was totally unaware of this.
Grizz (02:42)
Yeah, not a good game, but iconic game. It was an iconic one.
Ice Bear (02:47)
Well, tell you what, I suppose I should address the elephant in the room right away. I'm not wearing a hat. That's correct. Not wearing a hat, wearing a happy birthday headband. Some would think for Jesus being Easter weekend, but no, this is a happy birthday to Titus, the happy Malamute that occasionally strolls around in the background of the videos here.
Grizz (03:03)
for Jesus.
He has he is the goodest boy with a massive head and at least half an inch thick ears.
Ice Bear (03:17)
he might pop by at some point.
They are thick.
They will make excellent gloves when he perishes. Yeah, protect me from the tundra. I've never been more excited for a beer to get that whiskey taste out of my mouth, because that's all I've had today.
Grizz (03:30)
yeah, some mittens
I'm also very excited for mine as well. Shall we do an actual crack now? Let's see if we can get this with no editing. Let's get this. Tell me when you're ready. You ready?
Ice Bear (03:46)
Yes, let's do an actual crack.
Hold on. Can we do it with a... Can we start with a chugga chugga choo choo and on choo choo? So chugga chugga choo choo and then crack it after choo choo. All right. Chugga chugga choo choo. There we go. That's much better than that. Whatever that noise was before.
Grizz (04:00)
First, all right, let's do it.
Chugga,
Yeah, that was good.
We know... here... We bears are mathematicians. fuck, I just... my god.
Ice Bear (04:33)
Well, you just really wanted some extra head for Easter apparently. That is one of the worst wars I think I've ever seen you do. That was rough, man. What happened? Were you not looking at it?
Grizz (04:48)
shit, I don't even know.
Ice Bear (04:51)
Do you remember the video game Fable? There was a mini game in it where getting the proper head on the beer was a challenge and an achievement. That barkeep would have fired you. You would have been out.
Grizz (04:54)
Yeah.
I remember, god damn, look at that. This is a total of a...
8 ounces 8 bear ounces
You see, I remember Fable when Fable came out. It was like Game Informer was still a fucking thing, you remember? And I remember getting the Game Informer magazines with the Fable stuff in it, and I was like, dude, you can, there's no set story, you can do different things and control your destiny.
Ice Bear (05:33)
it
in hindsight, really, that should have been one of the first things that tipped me off to being on the spectrum because I had Game Informer, and I had Nintendo Power. And the way I stacked and cared for them was really bizarre. Like if if one of my friends would come over and earwig the pages earwig earmark, what's the phrase? Dog ear, dog ear, dog ear the pages, I would be so sad.
Grizz (05:44)
And hell yeah.
Oh, you know, that's a earmark. Oh, yeah. That's what piss me.
No, that would piss me the fuck off too. Because like, I've learned how books, right? Oh, you can't see him in the camera. But I learned how books before and when I received one back with an earmarks or notable earmarks, I would lose my shit.
Even if it's a book that I'm doing annotations and stuff, an earmark page is fucking annoy the fuck out of me. It's getting a little better.
Ice Bear (06:26)
So yeah,
it's getting better. And also this was my in honor of Easter. Like what would Jesus do? He would drink out of a horn. No doubt about it.
Grizz (06:37)
It's not the horn of Gabriel isn't there a fucking trumpet
Right? in lore.
Ice Bear (06:48)
I I believe you. It seems like a possibility. You're talking to a poorly educated lad when it comes to the...
Grizz (06:52)
I think... Yeah, I want to say there is. I don't know.
that's you're you're what they would call a heathen back in the day
Ice Bear (07:00)
the horns.
Godless even, yes. That is correct. That's looking better. That's looking a lot better.
Grizz (07:10)
slowly
adding it. All right, how about before we get too deep into this, what's your first beer Ice Poppa? What we got here?
Ice Bear (07:17)
My God,
I totally forgot. And also, I'm glad you brought that up because I've been meaning every week to start writing these down as we're doing it. Because as it is when I'm making the companion guides, I have to rewatch like, and figure out where we introduce the beers in it. So yes, I will thank you. My first one here is a hazy IPA from Coirtho Lakes Brewing Company called Lazy Waves.
Grizz (07:42)
I love the art in it. Perfect for Easter.
Ice Bear (07:46)
nice nice pastels. Whether you're
it that was my thought. Whether you're sitting on a dock watching the waves crash against the rocks or just imagining yourself there. We have the perfect beer for you. Lazy waves hazy epa is brewed with some of our favorite West Coast hops that define the style. This hazy epa is double dry hop to give you aromas of peach, citrus and tropical fruit.
Soft mouthfeel balanced with a hint of bitterness for maximum drinkability. I tell you what, when you're talking mouthfeels, soft is the way to go. You don't want like a medium grit mouthfeel. You want to keep it soft.
Grizz (08:23)
That's very true.
That's what I always told myself to not feel bad when I underperform. Now.
for mine to continue that was a perfect segue into mine mine is from to local beer nothing says Easter like motherfucking Merica
Ice Bear (08:48)
USA USA it's what Jesus would have wanted
Grizz (08:49)
USA, USA.
Now this right here is my first beer from this brewery that I had many, many, many years ago. And it was one of my favorites. And this is one of the beers that got me into rise. Cause I liked rye like whiskies, but wasn't a fan of like rye beers. This one change that this one right here. It's a bitter boi I'm just gonna lead off with that. This is from Deep Ellum Brewing Company down here in Deep Ellum
The tap room closed down. That was very sad, but it is what it is. This is a hundred plus IBUs. It's a bitter boi but it's, it's for now. I fucking personally love it. This is a double EEPA. This is. Dream Crusher Dream, Dream Crusher Dream Crusher, double IPA 8.5. So granted put that in there, put that into perspective.
Ice Bear (09:30)
Holy shit.
My god. I love it. I like it.
Grizz (09:52)
And 8.5 that is 100 plus IBUs is wild. I. This is raise a glass to life, liberty and the pursuit of hoppiness, not for the faint of heart. not for the faint of hops. Dream crusher from Deep Ellum Brewery
Ice Bear (09:55)
Yeah, that's going to be a rough one. That would be rough for me rather.
Hey, can you... Sorry, I know you've said this like five times now. I don't know if it's my hearing or if this is one of these weird things that I don't... Deep... What is the second word? How do you spell that?
Grizz (10:25)
Ellum
E L L U M
Ice Bear (10:30)
Ellum okay. I was thinking this was like an Elm tree and this was just a wild way of saying Elm, so it's Ellum Got it. Thank you. Much appreciated.
Grizz (10:33)
Mmm.
Yeah, Deep Ellum
Yeah. So Deep Ellum for those who have not been into like the DFW area, Deep Ellum's like, if you go to Austin, have 6th Street and like the Dominion area where all the clubs are at Deep Ellum is like those two combined. And it's like a four block radius.
And so you have a bunch of, you know, food spots. have a bunch of like, you know, some record stores. You have a bunch of like specialty stuff there and a bunch of venues and bars, tattoo shops. Shot Topic is down there. So if you, if you ever heard of the millennials, like the millennial mall goths that like, like the hot topic when the logo is still edgy, there's Shot Topic and it's a early 2000s mall goth theme bar. It's pretty, it's pretty dope.
Ice Bear (11:26)
that's pretty cool.
Grizz (11:27)
for
that. What are the TikTok people say now that elder emos or whatever the fuck? Yeah.
Ice Bear (11:30)
The elder emos?
I was watching like, I think it was the, the guys on the NCAA like March Madness, like championship team. And they're asking them like, what year does someone have to be born to be old? And a lot of these kids were like 2001, 2002, and it was dead serious. They were not joking. was like, fuck, I'm ancient. I am one of the ancients.
Grizz (11:53)
Fucking Hell
Well, you know, there's like that thing that was trending on like TikTok and Instagram and all that shit. But it was like, or somebody had said, it was like somebody saying whatever bullshit, but they were, it was like me kid saying, "Wait, weren't you born in the 1900s - the late 1900s?" And it's like, fuck man, that's actually biblically accurate, but still, fuck that's rough. "Weren't you born in the previous century?"
Like; when you think about it
Ice Bear (12:29)
Yeah,
we were It's even worse for me, I'm not... at least you're in 90s, baby. I was born in the 80s.
Grizz (12:31)
Yeah.
See the thing is 80s are dope as fuck. And see the thing is like 90s is good on a lot of shit, but like what people revere the 90s for outside of like rap. I hated grunge and grunge is like the wave. Now 90s death metal and that shit was dope, but like Nirvana and all that stuff. Sound Garden and all them. Missed it completely. Wasn't a fan.
Ice Bear (12:41)
The 80s were pretty good.
You know what makes me sad thinking about birth years? I don't know if you remember there's an old, I don't know why he keeps coming up. I don't know why we keep free advertising for this man, but ye old Yeezy, there was a song of his and the lyric was 88, how old is that? Old enough. And at the time it was edgy because it was like right on the cusp of legality. But now here we are pushing social security collection. It's not as fun anymore.
Grizz (13:22)
You
You know, it's like this old Texas rapper who's like a guilty pleasure listen, because I grew up listening to him and he's basically like a diddy. Not a diddy, he's more basically more like R. Kelly But like, you know, I understand when people are like, I'm still going to listen to R. Kelly even though he's piece of shit. I'm not that, I'm not in that way because I never was like really too much into R. Kelly. But this guy, you know.
guilty pleasure listen but anyways he has a song he was in prison he's in prison so the song in the same song he's like he basically says like
The same song he basically, forget the exact line, but he basically says like, uh, "he's selling, he's selling dope in the form of a compact disc, fuck prison." Right. But then he ended up ultimately went to prison. So it's kind of funny, but in this song, he says "2001 is my motherfucking year." Right. Like, I'm like, and that was, and that was out there, you know, that was there when it happened. It was that year when the song came out, but now I'm, listen to it now and I'm like, you know, reciting the lyrics and shit. I'm like, "2001 is my motherfucking year." And I'm like,
Damn.
Ice Bear (14:46)
the other one there's another one it's the eight six seven five three nine so like that came up and then someone was like it's not enough numbers how would you dial that and I was like fuck not everyone knows you didn't have to do area codes before like
Grizz (14:50)
Five, three, nine.
You have to do area codes? Yeah.
Ice Bear (15:07)
dial a number?
Can you dial a seven digit number and it will go through to someone?
Grizz (15:14)
Check right now. I call my aunt. Actually now she'll call me back. I call
Ice Bear (15:18)
Call me. Do mine without my area code. I still have the Hawaii one.
Grizz (15:22)
But your new number
you do have okay
Ice Bear (15:28)
I still have my Hawaii drug dealer phone.
Grizz (15:31)
You
got the Hawaii ones, the bass boost area code, Yeah.
Ice Bear (15:37)
Yes.
Like it's not gonna go through. You have to have an area code now.
Grizz (15:44)
I so. Or probably for that. I think like if you call locally maybe. Let's see.
Ice Bear (15:48)
don't think so,
man. I think you have to dial an area code.
Grizz (15:52)
Let me see.
Ice Bear (15:56)
Just think about like, that's only, that's seven digits. There's way more people than that.
This is one of the best experiments.
Grizz (16:07)
phone number please hang up
and try your call again message sv all right here i'm gonna call yeah you're right i never i never thought of that 318
Ice Bear (16:12)
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Grizz (16:24)
Yeah, you're right. Holy shit. Damn, that's wild. I never even like, that's never even
Ice Bear (16:28)
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
God,
you're even a yout' You're even too yout'ful You didn't know.
Grizz (16:39)
Yeah, that never crossed my mind. Wow. I learned something.
Ice Bear (16:43)
Yeah.
This show is not only fun, but educational.
Grizz (16:48)
There
you go.
Ice Bear (16:54)
So let me tell you, I don't know if it's just the whiskey enables faster beer consumption, but I'm just flying through beer number one and it is quite tasty. It's quite tasty.
Grizz (17:06)
What
do mean flying through? where you at right now? I mean, oh yeah, can't if your glasses and see through
Ice Bear (17:11)
I would say
it's mid-horn.
Grizz (17:14)
Yeah, so my.
Ice Bear (17:16)
you're also chugging along.
Grizz (17:18)
Yeah, 16 bear ounces, I'm pretty much there.
Ice Bear (17:26)
Look at us going. It's a holiday? It's Hood Friday. I'm so tempted to just have a little more whiskey in between beers. Who's gonna stop me? Who's gonna know?
Grizz (17:42)
actually.
Ice Bear (17:44)
Don't tattle. You're going to tattle. Don't edit that out. Keep that bare posterior in the frame when you post this.
Grizz (17:53)
Lord I will join you this from about Balcones Texas pot still bourbon from about Balcones Distillery The original Texas whiskey. I don't know if it's the original one, but it's a damn good one Waco, Texas Doesn't have a lot of going for it. There's a lot not going for it honestly, but See and even at that, you know
That's a good reason why people hate the ATF because of Waco, Texas. That's the only significance Waco, Texas has and it's not good. And everything else about it is very methy and not good too.
Ice Bear (18:32)
ATF being
anime touching feminons? Or the actual one? Alcohol, tobacco, firearms, Okay.
Grizz (18:41)
The not good one. It's where
they firebombed that thing and they killed like 70 plus women and children. So people down here on these parts don't like them. And that's big reason why.
Ice Bear (18:53)
Well, again, people come here for the fun and the education.
Yeah, that makes sense. That tracks.
Grizz (19:04)
Anyways, Balcones Distillery is the best thing to ever happen in Waco. Every time I do that, I feel like Shannon Sharpe
Ice Bear (19:08)
Yeah. Well.
Alright.
All right, cheers.
god. whiskey, frisky, misky, Lakers in 5
Grizz (19:28)
Can we call that?
you
so much better. was before you rightfully interrupted me I was gonna say this is a Texas two-step because of the Texas whiskey and beer but Lakers in five you you killed you knocked that shit out the park.
That's that's damn good. That's such a good fucking meme. It's
Ice Bear (19:59)
It's, they're
all like, I could watch Shannon Sharp going off all day. He's so funny. And my favorite part about it is I still to this day, I don't know if it's a bit, because I feel like it's a bit like I feel like he's just really like, yeah, like I think he's a very well educated guy.
Grizz (20:06)
Yeah.
Like a persona?
yeah, he didn't- he never came off as
Ice Bear (20:25)
But him and Chad ye Ol' Ocho Cinco my boy. Some of their banter is absolutely top tier
Grizz (20:29)
You
Are you
talking about the enlargement?
Ice Bear (20:36)
my god, 'she said go deeper and I said I was already in all the way"
Grizz (20:45)
"It was a 3", I went to 11". "I wasn't asking all that." I remember seeing that in one of the comments on the video I was watching about that from the clip was like "When she asked for Ocho, but you could only give her Cinco."
Ice Bear (20:46)
Ha ha ha!
Ha
Grizz (21:05)
Ha ha ha ha!
Ice Bear (21:05)
good.
Amazing Ravens hat, baseball bat, Ocho Cinco all that Lakers in 5.
Grizz (21:17)
You
Ice Bear (21:23)
show.
Grizz (21:24)
I think this is the only non-Texas sports memorabilia I own. Yeah.
Ice Bear (21:30)
Dem There Ravens,
Land of My People, Edgar Allen and Poe.
Grizz (21:35)
Land of your people, home of...
Ravens again Cowboys fan by birth my dad would kill me if I wasn't But the only team by choice out of all my teams The Ravens
Ice Bear (21:53)
They're good mascots. All three of them are fun. They love zooming around with their little ravens.
Grizz (22:00)
Yeah, that but I mean, you know, Ol' Ol' Grizz a little defensive player in my yout' Love. I did. Defense event was like, well, whether it was like on actual team stuff or just like in the yout' in the at the parks at the beach or on the streets.
Ice Bear (22:06)
What did you play? What were you again?
So
when I was like a real youth, like we're talking like Pop Warner age, I was sick the week that we were like assigning positions. So I come back the next week and like our coach was like, you know, was back then the coaches didn't care. It was just someone's dad that had extra time on their hands. Right. And he looked at me, he's like, get out there. And I'm like, where, like, and he's like, oh shit. Yeah. Like we gotta, we gotta get you a position. So for the first like five games of the season,
Grizz (22:36)
Yeah.
Ha
Ice Bear (22:49)
I played center, left guard, tight end, running back and wide out. Like they just didn't know what to do with me. And ultimately for that team, I wound up being the center because everyone else was uncomfortable having their bear' balls diddled. But I was like, you go ahead. You give me the old.
Grizz (23:09)
I don't
know.
You know, that was always like the funniest thing. Cause I remember, cause even when I was, I did the same thing when I was a center or not when I was a center, but when we played football, like park, beach or, you know, recreationally, there was two moves you could do. You could do the actual center move where you're bent over and you're hiking the ball or you do the side one, you know, the side one, right? Yeah. Where you like stand sideways, you have your foot there at the bar, the, at the line and the ball. Yeah.
Ice Bear (23:35)
No. No. I'm not, I'm not side hiking anything.
Grizz (23:42)
everybody I know side hiked.
Ice Bear (23:43)
No, I'm getting the taint touched every time.
Grizz (23:46)
mean,
it's, you're capturing, you're keeping it safe. That right there, that's a good center.
Ice Bear (23:54)
love of the game. I'll take one for the team.
Grizz (23:56)
exactly
Ice Bear (24:03)
Okay, mute number one, go.
Grizz (24:06)
Also, real quick, you know I
resent? know what I resent? Because every time we talk about like favorite football teams, and not just we, but like in general, we always, you know, they say, what's your favorite team? Especially over here, because, you know, they expect like the Cowboys. And I'm like, I always say Cowboys by birth, but Ravens by choice, right? And because same, same, same, same shtick I always give.
Ice Bear (24:10)
please tell me.
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (24:32)
And I'm like, yeah, man, early 2000s Ravens. was when I was like a yout', like a preteen, friggin Ray Lewis, just everything, right? Even fucking Siragusa, right? Like all of them. Anyways.
Ice Bear (24:44)
Tony Siragusa
Grizz (24:48)
It was like, I would say that and they're like, oh yeah, they were fucking amazing. You know, this and that and Super Bowl great, but it wasn't the Legion of Boom I don't give a fuck about the Seahawks. All right. I don't care. It's Ray Lewis and the bois That's it. and it just happened to be like three days ago at work. And I'm like, oh yeah, that's great. But the Legion of boom, I'm not talking, talking about those birds.
Ice Bear (25:05)
Hahaha!
Grizz (25:17)
I'm talking about the cool birds, all right?
Ice Bear (25:18)
in
incorrect birds.
Grizz (25:21)
Anyways, so
sorry first beer
Ice Bear (25:24)
No, it was a good rant. was a good rant. First beer was enjoyable. And I'm going to go so far as to give that a quality B minus.
Grizz (25:37)
B minus good. That's actually great bear sync. Cause this one right here in my I personally, I'm like this, I'm like, this is A territory, but I think some of that's just, you my ol' Texas supremacy and all the thing of like nostalgia. Cause one of my first main beers. So when I compare it to actual other double IPAs this one,
Ice Bear (25:55)
be that. Could very well be that.
Grizz (26:06)
As much as I want to give it an A it's more in the B territory. I'm giving it a B-. It is a fantastic, phenomenal beer. Actually no, has to be a B+. Because here's the thing, I think it's B territory, it's nowhere near like one of the greats by far. As much as I like it. But the thing is that if I see it, I'm picking it over 80% of the things. If I see it there.
Ice Bear (26:10)
and
There you go.
Mmm.
Very nice.
Grizz (26:36)
Because, because
I, this, actually wasn't my original pick for this week's 2B2B, I have my second one's one of my original one and had another one to pair with it. This one though, when, when you had texted me saying like, Hey, can we start early? And I was on my way to the gym when I, the store I stopped at where I got this.
Steel Reserve I saw they had two six packs of this Dream Crusher and I was like holy fucking shit. I grabbed it and I got excited about it. So that's you don't get excited for B minus. That's a B plus. That's at least a B plus. Dream crusher. I'm not crushing your dreams. B plus. Rest in peace. Deep Ellum Brewing's tap room. You will be missed.
Ice Bear (27:01)
Mmm. Nice.
No, you don't. There you go. Yep, that's a good way to look at it.
let me see what we wanted to get into some stuff. I know we're gonna second beer. We're going to get into the, the finale of the, not the finale. Well, I don't know. I guess we could finish the anime thing out. We're, we're, yeah, we'll, yeah, we'll see where we're at after that. But, we also wanted to discuss some other things that have gone on during the week. And I think the people would love to know about your missing chomper.
Grizz (27:35)
We'll we'll do we'll do we'll do next round and we'll see where we're standing.
Yeah, old Graze is missing a chomper.
Ice Bear (27:54)
You
should show them. You should show the people. My god. A bear without a chomper is not a bear at all.
Grizz (27:56)
Look at that away.
It's true, it's a gummy bear. look at them bois right there. See, that's why polar bears are apex predators.
Ice Bear (28:11)
I do like how sharp that, I guess
that's a, that's like a kind of the, the Eran's Titan, like sharpness to the side teeth.
Grizz (28:19)
That's true.
That's good. Yeah. So Ol' Grizz, I initially had, I was supposed to get an implant fairly recently. We had pulled a broken tooth to put in an implant, but they were like, you gotta let it heal for X amount of months. So I was like, cool. The tooth next to it wasn't supported and ultimately broke too. And it broke so bad that,
Ice Bear (28:22)
What else?
Grizz (28:48)
Here's the issue. It was actually my fault because I had got a chip on it, but like it's just a chip. It's fine. Don't worry about it. just get it filled later during that was beautiful. That was a sound on my tooth chipping, but, but I was like, you know what? Hold off. It's not gonna be too bad. I'll wait. Cracked my tooth months later. And I was like, shit. I'm cracked so bad. went close to like where the root is extremely painful. Terrible.
Ice Bear (29:00)
Ha ha ha ha!
you
Grizz (29:18)
right actually if you look at the last episode you can see my face swollen from like around the time of anything
Ice Bear (29:27)
I've
noticed when I watch them back, like, as the episodes go on, both of our faces, we get like the drunken chubby cheeks. Like from the start of the episode to the end, it's like, both of us, it's weird. I'd never really caught clock that before, but I've noticed that.
Grizz (29:36)
Hahaha, yeah.
It's
so funny. So we have that. Ol Grizz had to go get a, had to do an emergency dentist thing on a Saturday.
We went and they're like, yeah, that shit got to get pulled. We can't do a root canal or anything. It's just too deep down, too close to the root. So like, all right, let's do it. So they try to pull it. And here's the thing. The thing that pisses me off is, Ol' Grizz has a very, very high tolerance for like local sedatives or whatever the fuck you call it. And every time I go to a new dentist, I have to tell them, like, Hey, I have a very, very high tolerance. Like you're going to have to double up on the shit because I'm still going to feel it.
Ice Bear (30:16)
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (30:26)
And they're like, obviously looking at me like, "yeah, right junkie. Nah, we'll do one and then we'll see." I'm like, "fucking fine." So we do the song to dance of like, give me one. And I'm like, all right, wait. So then they try and then I feel everything and there's a shot of fucking pain and adrenaline. And they're like, "oh, he's not lying. Let's do a little bit more. Still not double the one, but just do a little bit more." Then I wait another few minutes and they hit me again. And then I get the fucking jolt of pain again. And I'm like,
Ice Bear (30:30)
Ha ha ha ha!
Grizz (30:53)
And then, know, still whatever. And then like, "oh shit, let's do it again" and still not go a whole dose. And then it's a little better. And then like, fuck it. Cause they were like after like the third time and I can tell, like, I know they didn't do like the same amount as the first one. They're like, asking me, it's like, I don't feel the top of my tooth, but I feel it all in my jaw when you're pulling this shit. Like it fucking hurts. And they're like,
Ice Bear (31:16)
UGH
Grizz (31:20)
"Okay, well we'll do it again." And then so they go and they gave me the actual full dose where I'm like, you know, full thing. And then like, I can't give you any more than this. like, okay, cool. And then it was finally numb enough for them to pull the ship. like every time I go to a new dentist, I stayed with the shitty dentist for a long time because of that, because it was just like going through the song and dance of, Hey, I have a very high tolerance to like local anesthesia. Like you're going to need to double that shit up. Cause I'm going to, I'm going to feel it.
Ice Bear (31:34)
Ugh, god that's awful.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (31:50)
And they don't believe me because they just think I'm like a like a fucking junkie bear. You know, like I'm like this Portland bear or some shit.
Ice Bear (31:57)
We just unnecessarily shitting on Portland for no reason the last two weeks in a row. I'm like the exact opposite when it comes to that. Because I remember the last time I broke my toe and I was in the ER and they were going to like reset it and like put the bone back in.
Grizz (32:03)
You
Really.
Let's say here's the thing. he said "the last time." Note "The last time."
Ice Bear (32:19)
yes,
so for those that don't know, I have some grass hippos, aka horses, and one of them loves to step on my feet. And as it turns out, when a 1,500 pound creature steps on your foot, said bones tend to break.
Grizz (32:39)
And the thing
is, even before that...
Ol' Ice Bear breaks his little bear paw toe by himself too.
Ice Bear (32:48)
Yeah, I'm just cursed because the time I'm actually talking about right now, I just wiped out falling down the stairs. It was really early in the morning. One of the dogs wanted to go out. I'm just kind of like half naked, drunken, going down the stairs. I just missed the step. It's not even I just I just fucking missed the step. I just ate it. And I was like, fuck. And I'm just like cussing up a storm. And I look down at my foot and like, you know, these are your toes and the pinky toes just like like.
like way out to the side. like, that's not good. Toe shouldn't do that. And Sierra's like, she comes down, God bless her. And she's like, okay, like he's been cussing for like way too long. I'm like, yeah, we need to go to the hospital. Cause it's like the bone is like sticking out of the bottom of my foot. But so when I got there, they're like, did you take anything yet? And I was like, no. And they're like, okay, well, we're going to take you back and like, we're going to reset it and blah, blah. And
The doctor was like, I'm going to give you something. was like, I really don't want. So slight backstory. My family, the, the ice bear line, we tend to have some addiction problems. So I'm very scared of painkillers.
Grizz (33:58)
Yeah, here's the thing. The fact that we do a beer podcast with my, like a good portion of my family are terrible raging alcoholics. This is wild.
Ice Bear (34:08)
You know
what? We're controlling it through... Yes, we're taking the power away from it. That's perfect. I love it. We're taking back our power. Taking back our power. So... He's like, I'm gonna give you... What is it called? Milk of the Poppy? Is that what it's called? Whatever the opioid thing is. He's like, I'm gonna give you some of that.
Grizz (34:14)
We're taking the power away from it. We're taking it back.
You
No.
Ice Bear (34:38)
Cause he's like, I don't want you to punch me when I reset your toe. And I was like, I'm not a violent lad, but you know what? Like I'm not going to like argue with like a team of nurses and the doctor that are like busy trying to do their shit. So they give me some and holy shit. I see why people get addicted to painkillers. Cause that stuff is great. Great. They let Sierra come back afterwards and I hi, hello babe. Like.
It's a gem of a drug and I never want to have it again because I absolutely see how dangerous that would be.
Grizz (35:17)
That's fair. That's what one of my friends liked to partake in substances. When he tried cocaine for the first time, he's like, I see why he will get addicted to it. I don't want to do it again.
Ice Bear (35:29)
I had a friend that was a self-described fiend and he was like, bro, you don't want to start chasing that dragon because you're never going to catch it. I was like, okay, that's good advice. I will take your word for it.
Grizz (35:42)
That's damn good advice.
Ice Bear (35:44)
All right. So I cracked my second one. Do you have your second one? I don't want to rush you, but
Grizz (35:49)
So here's the thing, I have another bare math second, but to keep them, to keep them, have my craft beer.
bright, sis bright, always coming in clutch and then I have my
Ice Bear (36:02)
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (36:08)
Mew and Mewtwo. Mew Mewtwo in their little bubble.
Ice Bear (36:09)
Was that Mew? Look at Mewtwo.
That's adorable. That's Mew3 if
you add them together.
Grizz (36:18)
Mr. Thing love Pokemon first movie fucking world changing loved a mu me as cute as fuck me too with my fuck yeah I did 1000 dude as a fucking adult I watched it like even with the youths like my younger cousin cub all the stuff from when my any decade of my life that I've watched it since then
Ice Bear (36:26)
Did you cry? I did too.
Grizz (36:43)
You know fucking gets me is Pikachu's like when he's trying to zap Ash when he's in stone and you hear him like charging and you hear the desperation and the chus That shit fucking brings a tear to my every single fucking time I've watched it except for the 3D remake that it didn't then. But the original, fucking 1000%. How do you like in a charged chu
Ice Bear (36:55)
No.
I mean, that's really good voice acting. Like, credit to the voice acting.
Grizz (37:12)
Right in charge one of those you put this emotion I guess desperation in it That shit fucking hit me every single fucking time Every time I watched a movie since the first time I watched that movie I get teary-eyed watching that scene and it hits me and I know it's fucking coming too And I know it's coming and I try to brace myself, but I can't fucking stop it it's like fuck it's so good, right, but
Ice Bear (37:12)
Choo!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Grizz (37:42)
One of the things Mewtwo, Mew love Mew, cute as fuck. Mewtwo is my fucking dude, especially like anybody that knows me knows I am a fucking sucker for existentialism. I love existentialism in anime. I love it in storylines. I love everything. Mewtwo is fucking the embodiment of that. Love Mewtwo for a lot of reasons, but when he's mean to fucking Mew, I'm like, bro.
Ice Bear (38:08)
Mm-mm-mm-mm. Nope.
Grizz (38:09)
can't get behind you there and it hurts
my heart.
Ice Bear (38:13)
I'm with you.
Grizz (38:14)
So when I saw I was at the LA fair in uh I guess 2023 or 2024 I was at the LA fair in 2024 yeah the LA county fair and I came across this artist uh they had a booth um I'll find this I have her card in my sticker box I will pull the card out next episode um but I came across this sticker and it's
Ice Bear (38:22)
was last year,
Grizz (38:43)
you two cradling a mew mew in this bubble and i was i was like man this is fucking this is what it's about this this should touch my i had to get it
Ice Bear (38:46)
That's adorable. Absolutely adorable.
Mm-hmm.
So you know what? I'm going to build a Segway since I have none. I'm going to build a Segway. You know what that makes me think about? That makes me think about how it's been a long time since I've seen you in person. And boy howdy, would I like you to fly up to Maple Land so I could give you a big bear squeeze. And you know, if you were to fly up here, you would likely fly into Pearson Airport.
Grizz (39:04)
No. All right.
That's weird.
No!
Ice Bear (39:25)
And you know,
being one of the largest airports in the region. And you know what about Pearson? I'm having Pearson Express IPA from Henderson Brewing Company. This is Pearson Express's Toronto style IPA.
Grizz (39:35)
You
The professionalism, the professionalism there.
I don't know if you're
drunk or this is just super professional and good. That whiskey, that whiskey hidden.
Ice Bear (39:50)
It's extremely professional.
little little bit of drunk little bit so yeah that's my second one and I'm excited for it just it's nice light six point
Grizz (40:05)
That's good.
See, you're smart by going lighter. I'm going just a tad wee bit heavier.
Ice Bear (40:14)
Ugh.
Grizz (40:18)
So here from mine, okay. Anybody that knows all Grizz knows I'm a big fan of IPAs I don't like drinking anything under 7 % cause it's just a waste of time.
Ice Bear (40:33)
You're correct and I'm ashamed of my choices today.
Grizz (40:37)
I also really love hazies. So in the thing to have mass distributed versions of stuff I like, it's kind of rare. So granted, New Belgium's Voodoo ranger juice force. Fucking amazing. Cause for the longest, for a good while, my daily drinker was the Imperial Voodoo ranger, the Imperial IPA, the 9%. That was my main one. Super bitter.
Ice Bear (41:02)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Grizz (41:06)
But it was good, solid. And then I started to go, then Lagunitas was just a California brewery, pretty mainstream brewery. They came out with one called a,
was like a Colossal Maximus or like a Maximus whatever. It was a 9 % Imperial IPA solid. can get them at most places. like I would alternate between those two. Juice Force came out and I was like, fuck, a hazy Imperial at 9.5. That's like a pretty, fairly affordable. Fucking great. So that's my main daily drinker. Lagunitas felt that.
Ice Bear (41:42)
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (41:51)
slug across the you know shot across the bow I don't know the fuck you call it anyways they shot the fucking arrow across the fucking borderline Logonitas came out with nine nine percent still matches the colossus the the maximus colossal maximus whatever the fuck it's they came out recently with a Logonitas hazykis maximus
Ice Bear (42:18)
Hazicus Maximus.
Grizz (42:21)
And it is the hazy version of that Maximus beer. This is Hazicus Maximus, a hazy EPA. Notes of grapefruit. Turpence? I don't know what the fuck that is.
Ice Bear (42:37)
turpentine?
That's poison, don't drink that.
Grizz (42:40)
Yeah, exactly. it T-E-R-P-E-N-E-S? Terpings?
Ice Bear (42:45)
shit,
they're beans. I've never heard that word.
Grizz (42:48)
Yeah, Apparently, they tell us to be responsible. Please recycle 21 years or older. This says right here, so it would say, and so it was written, through the fog, another victor emerged. All hail the Lord of the Haze, Hesychus Maximus.
Ice Bear (43:10)
like it. And so I was doing a little digging while you're reading that. Apparently, turpenis, pepe, purple pepe, peper? It says it in hops, it helps make your beer more vibrant, fragrant, and a little mysterious. So I look forward to seeing if you take a sip and you're like, God damn, that's mysterious. That's suckering me in for more.
Grizz (43:21)
Perfect.
Interesting. All right.
Ice Bear (43:42)
Okay, so as you're getting your first taste of that, I think I'll introduce our only organized segment of the day that we had. So we've started a lot of journeys in terms of competitions, one of which was the anime that we're most excited for for this year. So we have our second round of the anime that we are most excited for this year.
Grizz (43:51)
That's good.
Dun dun dun dun.
Ice Bear (44:14)
Now, the other thing is, we're at this point, we've had the chance to see a couple episodes of these. So some of them are out, some of them aren't. But I'm looking forward to finishing this because we are completionist bears and we will finish our missions eventually.
Grizz (44:31)
We don't disappoint all the time, we still complain.
Ice Bear (44:34)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? I think maybe. Like and subscribe. So first round is our number one seed, Lazarus. Again, from the creator of Cowboy Bebop, involving the lad that was the director of John Wick. And this is going to be up against our... So I reseeded these based on like Hyda Lope.
the lowest remaining seed was our dark horse which was rent a girlfriend season 4 and let me tell you I know where I'm going with this so unless you're just strongly and passionately rent a girlfriend season 4 I'm willing to put Lazarus through immediately
Grizz (45:22)
I can't even devil's advocate to see a girlfriend to fight against Lazarus.
Ice Bear (45:27)
Yeah. Have
you seen any of the first few episodes?
Grizz (45:32)
I watched the first episode after we talked about it.
Ice Bear (45:35)
Okay, so my
favorite part was immediately you're hit with the nostalgia for the art. The music was great, but the thing I noticed that was clearly different, and this is obviously the John Wick director's involvement, was the the flow of the fight scenes and the chase scenes. It was brilliant. Like it was it was so fun watching him escape the jail. So I'm
Grizz (45:42)
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Ice Bear (46:02)
like fully invested in it. Like I'm very excited to see where this goes.
Grizz (46:06)
super excited about it like for a lot of reasons but that that whole that whole a lot of like the stylistic stuff you can kind of see where because I mean like there's a lot of similarities with Calvary Bebop Champloo even uh what's the resonance terror and resonance like yeah like
A lot of those you can kind of see like stylistically it's the same just so to see something that kind of has inklings it's like it's it's different but still close enough to where like it hits all the all the like that remember berries it's it's fucking great yeah it's Lazarus for sure
Ice Bear (46:44)
Yep. That's a good way to phrase it. Okay.
So round two is a little harder. And I do have a preference here, but like I would absolutely understand if anyone wanted to argue. So our number two seed that had moved on from the previous round was Don to Don season two. And this is up against Jujutsu Kaisen season three. Both of which I love both franchises. I really, really do. And especially the way JJK ended last season.
Grizz (47:06)
to beat.
Ice Bear (47:20)
Like I understand if that would be your preference, but I really, really liked Dandodon. There were a few animes that have come out where every week I was like eagerly awaiting the next episode. And this was one of them. Between Creepy Nuts doing the music for it, the animation, the storytelling, just everything about Dandodon was...
captivating to me. And I'm because I have had the privilege of reading the manga that's out. I know where it's going and I'm super excited for it. So that would be my vote times infinity, but I'd be happy to hear arguments for JJK.
Grizz (48:06)
So we're season three JJK. Like so I will go to you for like dodging on thing because I think the last episode was episode six.
So will lean on you heavy for Dandaran because I did really like everything and so far I've seen it from Dandaran. But.
Ice Bear (48:29)
So
here's the quick aside, and this is one of the reasons why I'm so... And again, I'm saying this as a huge JJK fan. Dondodon has a romance element where it's clearly, it's gonna be one of those slow burn, like they're gonna like tease you for fucking ever, they're just gonna edge you to infinity and beyond. And I love that shit. Absolutely adore it.
Grizz (48:56)
same.
Ice Bear (48:58)
So that is one of the main reasons where JJK like it just doesn't it's more it's more you're shown in like power of friendship shit.
Grizz (49:07)
So yes, 1000%, but here. Season three, JJK, isn't Utah and Rika gonna be in there?
I know man, you don't make our fucking top, top tier romance fucking down. that's realistically, so JJK is great. I'm not to be completely honest, I'm not a huge Shonen fan. Right, like watch all the main ones. Disclaimer, one piece of the greatest enemy of all time, I'll say it again. Absolutely love Bleach.
I don't have to he just aren't turning Ben. I will never put one of them as my favorite anime But you took you done rica's story Their whole thing of like now that's my girl no matter what kind of shit It's fucking top tier like I don't know how you beat that I genuinely don't know how you beat that
Ice Bear (50:08)
Okay, so, all right, I wanna, no, so I want to describe this in a way that doesn't spoiler any things too much. So where I imagine Dondedon season two is gonna go, you're gonna get some new characters that create some very intriguing triangles slash squares slash.
Grizz (50:12)
If it was like season 1 to do it before they were introduced, I'd be easy non-denial.
Ice Bear (50:38)
pentagons romantically. And there's, so for me, here's the way it played out. As each new character gets introduced, you're like, fuck this guy and or girl, I hate them, they're awful. And then by the time their arc ends, you're like, shit, I think I love them too. So I,
Grizz (51:03)
Ha
Ice Bear (51:04)
If you want to go JJK, it's going to be a rock, paper, scissors because I will die on the Don to Don hill.
Grizz (51:11)
Here's the thing. I think.
I think JJK is probably one of the best shonen, newest shonen that came out. I've been lame, I wasn't a huge hero fan. Wasn't a huge thing. JJK, I think JJK almost like calling it a shonen kind of makes it like it's bad. I don't think, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're, I think they kind of go to like seinen kind of like, know, like there's a lot more deep, yeah.
Ice Bear (51:21)
I agree.
Yeah, no, the IT and Chainsaw Man have like elevated the genre. They're their own thing and they're both excellent.
Yeah, they're teetering on that.
Grizz (51:46)
So like, is saying like everything's awesome. You know, fantastic anime. For me, the only way I would fight for JJK over Dandodon would be like the Yuta Rika stuff. Cause that's like OGP best.
Ice Bear (52:05)
So just submit
to the will of the ice bear and let Don to Don move on.
Grizz (52:10)
So I will, I will.
I will say Dan Da Dan will move on as long as we give the Yuta-Rika pairing the fucking honor it deserves because that's like OTP shit. The dude's like, you name a better couple than a dude that's like girlfriend gets offed, becomes a fucking demon, sees the demon and she's like, no, you stole my girl, you stole her.
Ice Bear (52:29)
I'm fine with that. have no, I'm fine with that.
Grizz (52:47)
because you are her and then doesn't give a fuck and then still like just goes on giving his life to the quest with this demon because this is girl.
Like, you know, because the spirit of hers there, even though her body's not there anymore, and he's still like, it's her. Like that shit there, man, you can't make it better. It's hard. So as long as we give them their, we give them their respect, I'm fine with Don Donovan going forward.
Ice Bear (53:22)
Good. Okay. So Don Da Don moves on. this next, this next one, I feel like this is going to be a little easier. I don't know. I'm curious to see where you land on this. Cause I, you were very passionate the first round and, and I, my, I think this was one I lost rock paper scissors on. So I'm not going to fight you too hard on this. Our next round is bleach thousand years war versus spy X family season three.
Grizz (53:51)
okay. Yeah, bleach. Look, yeah, your love your top tier waifu. Yeah, Anya, you hate I'm surprised you hate Anya. I fucking love Anya.
Ice Bear (53:54)
Okay.
So do I, she's fantastic.
I just don't like little kid characters. never have.
I don't know. You know what? I should keep watching it. Maybe she'll grow on me. But just in what I've seen thus far, the only time I like her is when she's being nice to Bond. Otherwise, I don't care at all.
Grizz (54:25)
Yeah,
but you have to have the arc where she like or bond grows on her and you know what I mean? Like There's a lot there. I would say you do have to watch more. But yeah, love Anya your top tier Friggin bonds great, but bleach hands down
Ice Bear (54:35)
OK. All right.
but bleach moves on.
Okay. I like that. That's quick. That's snappy. Look at us making decisions. So now we get to another one where this is weird, because based on the MyAnimeList rankings, I feel like this is a reverse of the actual order. Because the higher seed here was Beastars Season 3, which I did like.
And I did vote and I think you didn't argue because you didn't care too much about Kaiju number eight. But Beastar season three is up against the Chainsaw Man movie, which is the lower scene. And between those, I feel pretty confident Chainsaw Man is the way to go.
Grizz (55:15)
Yeah.
Yeah,
I'll say I never watched the star season three or like started I watched season one of be stars after like Being forced to or like saying it was great and it wasn't bad It was it wasn't bad not my cup of tea, but it wasn't it was good. I could watch it and it's fine Chainsaw, man The manga chainsaw man got me
Anime great like I gotta go change something
Ice Bear (55:52)
I just have always admired franchises that are willing to kill off characters. Like, I feel like that's not too big a spoiler, but like they're willing to kill off characters and it's pretty fantastic. So, yeah.
boy, well there we have it. That round is done. It quick and speedy, but look at that. We're keeping time for the first time in absolute ages.
Grizz (56:17)
That's fast
You know what blew my mind how long the last episode was? I don't remember. I don't remember being that long. It was the longest episode to date. It was almost two and a half hours. Yeah. I
Ice Bear (56:30)
It was what?
And it was two and a half hours. Yeah, it
was pretty absurd. Pretty absurd.
Grizz (56:40)
I don't remember that being the The case. When we were recording it, I definitely don't remember that being the case. That shit flew by.
Ice Bear (56:47)
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Don't know. Well, how was your second one?
Grizz (57:00)
I'm halfway through.
Ice Bear (57:02)
Okay. I'm about the same. I'm about the same.
Grizz (57:05)
Okay. that being said, should we just finish off this anime thing? Cause I feel like we're pretty close.
Ice Bear (57:13)
Do we want to?
Grizz (57:16)
I mean, I don't see how the finals can be fill up a whole segment, a whole half an episode. Yeah, I think we should finish it off. think, yeah, let's do that. I think we can easily finish.
Ice Bear (57:24)
That's fair. All right, let's finish it off. And the other reason is
our prefaces have already been established. all right. So let's see. All right, where do we wind up? So Lazarus would be winding up against the Chainsaw Man movie.
And again, like we're at the point where everything's good here, but I'm for sure moving Lazarus on.
Grizz (57:57)
So here's the thing. What's hard for me, and it's not that hard, I have a clear, like I know what I'm gonna pick, but for argument's sake and for time's sake, I have to lay this out, is that.
My thing for Chainsaw Man is I absolutely love Chainsaw Man. I think it's fucking great. It feels, it does a lot of things well. It's not afraid to fuck up main characters. The hero arcs are great. It's campy, but not in the sense where it feels like you're beating a dead horse. There's so much great things about it. Love it. You know.
I own Chainsaw Man merch from the Unique Lodge Collab. It's great shit. Love it.
Ice Bear (58:48)
Mm-hmm.
Also, God bless Uniqlo. They do some really good collabs.
Grizz (58:54)
They currently, okay here's one thing I gotta, not rant on, but here's one thing. Where old Grizz doesn't feel seen but understands it. So Uniclo just came out with an Evangelion collab drop, right? Just to be sure. It's an Evangelion, I guess it's like a nostalgia shit, because Evangelion also goes in the show.
The tiger sees they do an Evangelion drop, she knows I really like Evangelion. But I was told at one point, like this is like the quintessential like enemy for me. it's my, it's my childhood. It's the thing. Like it's the top. Like I fucking love Evangelion. Now from there, best girl there is Asuka. Love her. I remember being 17 and like, Asuka is 14. This is kind of weird that she's like my best girl. Sorry, Asuka, we gotta break up. This is weird.
Ice Bear (59:24)
Mm-hmm.
Thank
Grizz (59:49)
I can't be standing you and I'm going to turn 18. This gets very weird. So no. Right. There was a whole thing. And then, know, standalone complex comes back and she's 27. I'm like, all right, it's not weird no more. We good. She looks exactly the same behind patch. So she goes back full of engines. Right. Anyways.
Tiger's like I was gonna tell you cuz she's very much more into Nikola than I am But she's like the shirts weren't that great though, so I didn't say anything and this is like a day or two ago and I was like so I go look at him and I'm like One of the main shirts is fucking eva unit 2 which is fucking ask us ever You don't want to tell me like what? Said you even do you even know me like
Ice Bear (1:00:24)
Mm.
The pair- the pair trail.
Grizz (1:00:42)
I felt so unseen. It was. right. But anyways, but the unique little thing, there's an Oscar and like the standalone complex stuff too. It goes in the show collab. Fucking awesome too. Great. Anyways, all that aside.
Ice Bear (1:00:44)
Dark times, truly dark times.
Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
look man i'm i'm not budging i will rock paper scissors you on this so if you're going chainsaw man
Grizz (1:01:06)
No,
Ice Bear (1:01:18)
Perfect.
Grizz (1:01:34)
I will trust the fucking greatness of Watanabe that I'm going to say that Lazarus is going to be in them down will be one million times better. I will put, I will put any Watanabe work against chainsaw man and say it's better. So I will trust in him and vote for Lazarus.
Ice Bear (1:01:43)
Good man.
What's up?
Yes.
Yes. Also, the last time this came up, we talked about Carolyn Tuesday, and I didn't hype that up enough. If you haven't seen Carolyn Tuesday, that's fantastic. Go watch it. So that brings us to our second semifinal, which is Don Da Don Season 2 versus Bleach.
Grizz (1:02:12)
Mmm.
And I don't think either one of us are bushing on this one. We have to because it bleeds all day. Bleeds all day. So remember, on shoot.
Ice Bear (1:02:18)
No, sorry rock paper scissoring. We're gonna scissor. Let's gonna scissor. Alright. Rock paper scissor shoot.
Alright, let's go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. What you got? Fuck. Alright, so bleach moves on. Okay, so our finale, our final round is Lazarus v Bleach, Thousand Years War.
Grizz (1:02:31)
Rock, paper, scissors,
as it should.
Yeah, and I'm not budging on bleach. We have to because yeah, because bleach I'm not giving up on bleach. Bleach. Yeah. Rough beer, scissor, shoot. For all the marbles. All right. We just 1v1, not two, best two out of three.
Ice Bear (1:02:51)
Are we rock paper scissoring again? God, we're going to scissor up a storm this episode. All right. All right.
All right. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Same thing.
Rock, For all the marbles. All right. Nope, it's a one-off. You gotta be ready to go immediately.
There's no fucking give-backs. Let's go.
Grizz (1:03:22)
All right, I'm just going to, I just have to say this.
If if
If I fail you, Unohana, I'm sorry. Let's do it.
Rock, scissors, shoot.
Ice Bear (1:03:43)
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
You got paper? Double paper, all right.
Grizz (1:03:52)
Paper
day. All right. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Ice Bear (1:03:54)
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. shit.
All right. All right. All right. Let's go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yes. Yes. I thought you would think I'd go rock to complete it. I knew it. I knew it.
Grizz (1:04:05)
Alright, ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Oh, son of a bitch! Alright dude!
Ice Bear (1:04:23)
YEEEESSSS
Grizz (1:04:24)
Oh, son of a bitch!
I literally thought it was like, okay, either you're going to complete the cycle or you're going to think that I'm going to complete the cycle. So you're going to go paper. So you're going to go paper. So I was like, so I was like, all right, but if I go scissors and he comes to cycle fucked, but if I go paper and he thinks I'm going to complete the cycle, I'm going to win. I'm, I'm going to do, I'm just going to go a paper because I'm either we're going to tie or I'm going to win.
Ice Bear (1:04:40)
That's exactly what I thought. That's exactly what I thought.
I love that we both have the exact same logic.
We had the exact same logic.
And I just went one step further into the fucking thought tank. Ugh. Well, look at us. finished a thing as the people have craved. Happy Easter, Lazarus.
Grizz (1:05:12)
shit how god
it was actually kind of perfect because then lazarus come back from the dead and jesus's birthday is when he comes back from the dead full circle it kind of kind of feels like do you see my do you see my eastern gnome right there look at that guy he's a full eastern gnome and a peep look at that giant peep look at that giant ass peep anyways damn
Ice Bear (1:05:19)
Look at that. Look at us. This was not rigged. Was this rigged? No, it was not rigged. was a happy accident.
Look at that guy. That's a beautiful little Easter now.
That is a beautiful
Easter note.
Grizz (1:05:41)
That was good. kill man. thought you bested me. You bested me. I her occupy. That was good. That was damn good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're a we. I could I couldn't I failed you.
Ice Bear (1:05:51)
Well.
It was with love.
Your defense was valiant. You did your best.
Grizz (1:06:08)
I don't know. I don't know why that reminded me of you've never you've never seen anything we talked about you've never seen our nights tell right With Heath Ledger Yeah, fantastic fucking movie. What are my favorite movies? It's one of those You know how like back in the day when you own something on VHS that you watch it a thousand times Yeah Yeah, so I had that movie in VHS Great fucking dude. I watched you know, it's so funny you bring that up. So like I watched
Ice Bear (1:06:16)
That's the Heath Ledger one right now. I should watch it.
Of course, yeah, because you have to. For me, that was White Men Can't Jump. I probably watched it 5,000 times.
Grizz (1:06:37)
You know how they made that remake, right? Of I Make Hand Jump, like not too long ago? I never watched it.
Ice Bear (1:06:44)
Yeah, on Disney Plus. I've never seen it.
Grizz (1:06:45)
Yeah, so
I've never watched it, but I this today on YouTube shorts I probably watched like 10 short or like five shorts of the remake of white men can jump I Was like I'm not gonna watch that shit cuz like you're not gonna fucking be better than the remake You're gonna beat Wesley fucking Snipes ain't happening, but I watched clips of it and Mike she got me hooked I'm not gonna lie. I think I want to watch it. I want to watch her I Think we have to watch it. I genuinely think we do. Yeah
Ice Bear (1:07:07)
Do we have to watch that and discuss it next week? All right, I'll watch it. I'll watch it.
I'm OK with that.
Grizz (1:07:14)
I watched
the whole thing, because I watched a couple of clips and I'm kind of hooked. I'm not gonna lie. I want to watch the whole thing.
Ice Bear (1:07:18)
All right. will watch the... What is it called?
Grizz (1:07:21)
I think it's just a call I make can't jump. think that's all the thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's really just a remake. Like it's where obviously it changes a little bit because it's also different from like the way they like, you know, but yeah, I think we got to watch it. Cause like, I, again, I watched a couple of YouTube cause you know how like YouTube shorts, like there's just clips of movies that are like, I don't know what this movie is. I thought it was sons of anarchy cause I never watched those anarchy, but the, the, dude that played venom was a Tom Hardy. He played this like
Ice Bear (1:07:23)
Again. OK. All right.
All right. Yeah, no. I'll watch it.
Tom Hardy.
Grizz (1:07:48)
this biker guy and he has this weird
fucking Adam Sandler accent. Do you I'm talking about?
Ice Bear (1:07:54)
and it has the guy from the Elvis movie. What was that called? We watched that. We did watch that. it was... Okay.
Grizz (1:07:55)
I
Yeah, I think so. I don't really know them. I don't.
I
think I saw the ending of the movie or whatever, or like the quintessential part where the Venom character, the Tom Hardy guy dies. Yeah. So I watched that today. I mean, I watched that today. And so I feel like I watched the whole movie because I watched so much of clips about it, YouTube shorts about it. yeah, YouTube shorts just shows clips of movies and it's kind of like a thing.
Ice Bear (1:08:14)
Yeah. Spoilers.
Grizz (1:08:32)
So I watched a couple from Whiteman Ken Jump, the remake, and kind of, you know, it makes me want to watch the whole thing because it didn't show like.
Ice Bear (1:08:40)
Let's do it.
Let's do it and discuss. It'll be like a book club, but for white men can't jump remake.
Grizz (1:08:43)
I'm f-
Why me can't jumps great. I'll get remember that last time I was in California that the Airbnb I stayed in why me can't jump. That's all I thought of
Ice Bear (1:08:58)
you
Grizz (1:08:58)
You know,
you know what I'm talking about? It's just those apartments that kind of like have the multiple layers and it's just like the straight smooth painted cement floors and just the different front facing like motel looking doors. Yeah, so I was standing there. was like, this is fucking why men can't all day. All night, all day.
Ice Bear (1:09:08)
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
So it really was. Quints. What is a quints?
Grizz (1:09:21)
Fantastic movie.
I miss the 90s was numbers.
Like Quincy, like from Leech.
Ice Bear (1:09:29)
No, that was like one of the Jeopardy questions
for Rosie Perez. She had all the Q words. She's like, what is a quince?
Grizz (1:09:40)
Well, Quincy from all Cub Ice Bear.
Ice Bear (1:09:40)
God bless, rosy prayers.
Yeah. Thank you, Rosie Perez. All right. Number two for me, which hold on. Let me finish it so that we're sure.
Grizz (1:09:52)
That wasn't mine.
I need another minute to finish mine.
Ice Bear (1:10:06)
It's a B+. We had two decent ones today. Nothing spectacular. Nothing I'm going to write home about, but both were good and I would happily, like, if they were on tap, I'd be thrilled.
Grizz (1:10:18)
I haven't finished mine. I haven't finished mine at all
I'm gonna need like a minute before I finish chugging this last bit. But as of now...
I'm a B plus for Gin Crusher.
Ice Bear (1:10:48)
this is tricky. The gears are grinding. The wheels are turning.
Grizz (1:10:52)
Honestly, it is alright. Yeah,
Ice Bear (1:11:00)
the ponders are pondering.
Grizz (1:11:04)
Because I'm like, all right, I am A minus territory or B plus, between B plus and A minus. I'm like, it's worth, I do think this one is better than the first. That's what I'm thinking, but the first one got the bonus points of all the other stuff.
Ice Bear (1:11:13)
Is there any separation between this one and the first?
then it's got to be an A minus.
the old
English boost, the excitement for Hood Friday. Also, can we please note that... Hold on.
Grizz (1:11:40)
Damn, that's all the husks.
Ice Bear (1:11:42)
The birthday boy is kissing his boyfriend in an adorable show of
Grizz (1:11:48)
You mean his cousin? Incest.
Ice Bear (1:11:50)
Yeah,
they are kissing cousins, kissing cousins.
absolutely perverse.
Grizz (1:12:00)
Yeah,
so where I am is here's the thing. One of my gets better than the first one. So it means A minus. But then the other one got bonus points for all the other stuff, the side stuff. I'm going to get a B plus because I got excited for it. But I would initially give it a B minus. So what I'm trying to figure out is, is this an A minus or is this a B plus?
Ice Bear (1:12:25)
Do want to rock, scissors for it? I'll be B plus, you be A minus.
And do you want to do a junk can of Poe for a change of pace?
Grizz (1:12:41)
Hold on
Ice Bear (1:12:42)
what happened? We shifted.
Grizz (1:12:47)
hold on hold on shit hold on we do have a live caller that's why I was like shit hold on I'm turning it down hold on all right that never happened you didn't hear none of that stuff we're coming towards the end of that that was loud but
Ice Bear (1:12:47)
The whole, the whole feed shifted. I'm up here now.
We have a live caller? What's happening?
prepared.
Alright, nothing happened.
scary.
Grizz (1:13:13)
It was very scary. It was my fault for having Seppo hold me. Alright, back to normal. That was the tiger checking on me. But alright, so we'll go. Alright, let's do it. We'll end it with a junk info.
Ice Bear (1:13:21)
Leave all of that in. Don't cut any of that out.
Okay, so again, it's
not up down, it's it's a wave.
Grizz (1:13:41)
So, junk in.
Ice Bear (1:13:44)
So it's a
one, two, on this backswing, whatever. So one, two, one, two.
Grizz (1:13:52)
All right,
you are plus, I am minus, right?
Ice Bear (1:13:57)
So I'm the B plus, you're the A minus, yes.
Grizz (1:13:59)
Yeah, alright,
let's do it.
Ice Bear (1:14:02)
Let's go.
So B plus. So B plus, double B plus, bear.
Grizz (1:14:11)
S-O-B plus. I'm, I'm,
damn, that's good. That's good. The hands ain't, they ain't no law like a bear paw. All right.
Ice Bear (1:14:16)
The hands have spoken.
Grizz (1:14:25)
And with that, I'm going to finish this B+.
Ice Bear (1:14:40)
finish it out for Hood Friday.
Grizz (1:14:42)
Good Friday.
Ice Bear (1:14:47)
Drink it and sink it.
All right. See you next episode.
Grizz (1:15:05)
I, you know.
Bye.
