Ice Bear (00:35)
Did it even get a little bit of cold? Like effervescent.
Grizz (00:38)
I think I saw it, I think it's caught it. I wonder if it caught my... Did you hear that? Or was that just me? Okay.
Ice Bear (00:45)
I No,
I heard it.
Grizz (00:50)
It's like a fucking ticking time bomb.
I took a little sip, I kind of broke.
Tastes pretty good. Can't wait to actually give it a go.
Ugh.
Damn. That is the best piece of mail any bear has gotten, at least in this millennia.
That was almost as good news of our boy, The Boss coming out of hibernation.
Ice Bear (01:34)
God, The Boss is a majestic unit of a creature, isn't he?
Grizz (01:38)
absolute tank.
Ice Bear (01:41)
It's really nice to see a chunky bear.
Grizz (01:45)
I love isn't it? It's like a wildlife reserve or it's like in state National Forest or State Park where they do the they rate the bears going into hibernation and They like they put them against each other as far as like who's the chonkiest who's Yeah, oh my god, it's so fucking good. Yeah, I don't know what it is But it's sometimes like a state park or something and they do it so they just show the bears like fucking disheveled and
Ice Bear (01:57)
You
wasn't aware I wasn't aware of this but I love it
Grizz (02:13)
just bloated as fuck from hibernation weight. It's so good.
Ice Bear (02:19)
The way that a bear's coat lines up the shedding and all the crazy like patches, they just look like Gary Busey when they come out of ironage. That's what I think every time. my God, Beary Busey. Beary Busey. Someone make that a shirt.
Grizz (02:37)
shit we need to make that
we need it we like we should make that that should absolutely be a thing 1000 should be a thing
Ice Bear (02:48)
We just start spitballing merch like the episodes have no organization. It's just we're gonna present merch and see what catches.
Grizz (02:52)
You
⁓
fucking goddamn so good
Ice Bear (03:02)
Alright, dear listeners, all seven of you, Beary Busey shirts, what do you think?
Grizz (03:07)
Look at Look at our dude The Boss hentai mousepad just the bear instead of instead of like anime cleavage. It's just like bare belly, right?
Ice Bear (03:10)
The Boss Mousepad.
⁓
not a bear belly. That's actually pretty good. We're on to two things here. ⁓ What's your first impressions on that one?
Grizz (03:34)
This ⁓ extremely juicy and this is very easy to drink. It will also kind of warm because ⁓ it's too big. If this can is too big to fit in. Yeah. So like, yup. My boss cups. So I'm just going to get in straight into it real quick with, with a thing. Now this is a California beer company, right?
Ice Bear (03:46)
⁓ in your little hibernation thing? Your beer hibernation chalice?
Grizz (04:03)
I think I'm think I'm Hyping up on the California. So I had one last weekend this weekend. Mind you they're both like more mainstream breweries But maybe I'm just excited to go over over there next month. So it should be fun
Ice Bear (04:11)
Mm-hmm.
There you go. A Texan
bear frolicking in commie land.
Grizz (04:21)
You know, the great communist public of the West, California, as much as they're crazy, they do have a bear on their flag. And that's pretty great.
Ice Bear (04:35)
And I
believe now the fourth largest economy in the world. I I read they recently usurped Japan.
Grizz (04:43)
I thought they took that a while ago. Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
Ice Bear (04:46)
I don't know. Maybe
I read an old article. thought it was recent. Anyway, please carry on. California beer.
Grizz (04:49)
Yeah, but but still.
So it's a mainstream one. This this beer company here. They do have good branding because they include bears from time to time. This is Firestone Brewing Company. This is a 9.5. This is Mindhaze Cosmic Crusher Juicy Imperial IPA.
Ice Bear (05:14)
I like it. It's simple. It's elegant.
Grizz (05:16)
like this
kind of it gives me like I mean I guess like cuz the cosmic crusher stuff it just reminds me of was it Galiza not Galica but Galiza right because Galiza is a good one
Ice Bear (05:26)
Mm-hmm.
I'll take your word for it.
Grizz (05:31)
You ever played Gallagher or Galza? the Namco games? from, you know, they're all... Yeah, there's two. isn't it? No, cause there's Gallagher. Cause there's Gallagher. Yeah. So they're both like that. One of them's a shitty one where it has like a little red top thing and it has like a bullet and it shoots.
Ice Bear (05:36)
I thought it was Galaga.
⁓ I didn't know there's two. Is this the one with the spaceship?
Grizz (05:52)
and then it gets another one and it shoots. then I think it is a Galaga or a Galazog? I've heard it cut both. I've always called it Galaga, but somebody corrected me and I just believe them. So it may be.
Ice Bear (05:52)
Okay. Yeah.
I thought it was Galaga,
but I'm not an expert on this at all. if someone with any degree of knowledge was confident, I would have been like, yeah, I believe you. wouldn't question that.
Grizz (06:10)
Yeah,
let's see I know I just looked it up. Yeah, is Galiza. Yeah, because I because it does it because it is it looks like a it's a curse of Z Look, is he yeah Galax I just googled Galiza and then looked it just found a arc arcade game Galiza and defender Bandai Namco miniature arcade games. ⁓ Actually, actually right now though. I see it somewhere else saying Gallaga like
Ice Bear (06:16)
No shit.
No kidding!
I have learned many things today.
Mm-mm-mm.
Which one of these is also saying the Milwaukee Brewers have already won the World Series this year? That's the real question. It's neither. It's Galactia.
Grizz (06:47)
⁓ shit. ⁓
fuck. Okay, so it is this motherfucker lied to me. Wait, I was let astray. It is Gallagher. It's funny one of the YouTube videos Gallagher or Gallazza first 20 levels. So I think I guess it's a common thing. Yeah, but Gallagher is a 1981 fixed shooter arcade game developed by Namco. It is a sequel to Galaxian. Namco's first major video game hit arcades. Galaxian I guess is the last thing and Galaxian sucks.
Ice Bear (07:01)
⁓ no, you were led astray. ⁓ Okay.
shit.
Okay.
Grizz (07:26)
It sucks. Galaga is fucking awesome. Punish shit.
Ice Bear (07:31)
I honestly never really got super into any arcade games. Like it's not like I didn't enjoy the arcade, like I loved going there as a kid, but there was no like one game I was actively seeking out. I just wanted to play air hockey and spend some quarters.
Grizz (07:37)
Really?
So.
So air hockey dope, so like, all right, there's two areas of like, ⁓ I guess two areas of thought things of arcades. so miss Pac-Man, all this stuff that we can find, but even I'm trying to think what was ⁓ the side scrollers like the teenage mean a Ninja turtle side scroller game or the, Simpsons or the old X-Men side scrollers where you have four players.
Ice Bear (07:59)
Yes.
The X-Men one
was cool, I do remember that. Oh, you know what? If you count the ones that had the physical gun that you take off, I think it was like Time Force or Time Bandit or Force.
Grizz (08:19)
Do time time
time crisis time crisis to fucking awesome. We hit the pedal and you pop out. Yeah. That House of the dead's like fucking, uh, silent scope carnival. Did you know you're the game carnival.
Ice Bear (08:24)
That was fun. That was really fun. Yes. Yes, those were very fun.
Grizz (08:40)
The guns are kind of like revolvers and it's like basically these horror clowns where you there's only three stages to it or whatever like the it looks awesome. I remember being hard as shit when I was younger. Yeah. Anyways, the people some of the apparently some of the creators were like into this crazy ass Nordic cult. Yeah, and there's like a deleted game or deleted stage.
Ice Bear (08:48)
Sounds great, but no, I don't remember that.
What?
shit. I need to investigate this.
Grizz (09:04)
I'm also,
I hope it's real because I heard it from online. you know.
Ice Bear (09:10)
Is
this the same person that said Galiza?
Grizz (09:14)
Surprisingly, it's not and I kind of trust him slightly more but there's that anyways There's other person I the gal is a person I know in real life So I'm about to have a fucking talking to with him
Ice Bear (09:15)
Okay. All right.
Stern talking to the old paws or the old paws and claws are coming out. So over here, paws and claws.
Grizz (09:26)
Bastard.
Do you remember that IBA? When I showed,
yeah, I showed it was like from a main ⁓ brewing company or like somewhere in the East Coast. And it was called Paws and Claws IPA. was a New England IPA and it had a bear with the lobster. I have ever since then, I've never seen it again.
Ice Bear (09:45)
Yes, yes I do.
Sometimes they're just onto something too advanced for its time. The world just wasn't ready.
So over here, I have had this brewery before. I'm gonna read you the description and see if you can guess who it is, because I think you might have a chance. So this is a bright tropical and remarkably drinkable. If you're gonna pretend to like hazy epos, it might as well taste good. This is how to pretend you're a normal human family hazy IPA.
Grizz (10:25)
Here's to an airport brewery.
Ice Bear (10:25)
that one was good. No, this is
refined fool. So this is the same one that had like the weird like snake driving the Corvette and the they have some wild cans but I just really enjoy that these these dogs have just run amok and they're just enjoying some epas
Grizz (10:34)
Yeah. Yeah.
I do love that because it gives me very much like ⁓ a Martin house vibes but like cartoon Martin it's like Martin house meets super jail
Ice Bear (10:54)
Yes, super jail is what I get out of it. Like that's what I think of every time I look at their cans. Yeah. It is ⁓ also quite tasty.
Grizz (10:56)
Mm.
Yeah, this one's really, really good.
Ice Bear (11:08)
Hold on, what was yours called again?
Grizz (11:12)
Minehays Cosmic Crusher.
to 9.5.
Ice Bear (11:18)
perfect. The reason I ask that is because I think I told you last episode, but I'm trying to make notes as we're doing this so that I don't have to like scroll through because we don't introduce them. We both get sidetracked and you'll introduce yours and I'm like, where the fuck did I talk about mine and 17 minutes later? So
Grizz (11:39)
It's good. It's good because we can be a studio. Not studio, it's where we're prompt. I don't know. it now. We're something where we do shit on time. There you go.
Ice Bear (11:51)
We're trying. We're
being punctual, lads.
Grizz (12:00)
Ah man, it's been... I don't know if I'm just thirsty, but this one's just kind of going down quick.
Ice Bear (12:09)
⁓ So is mine and I think it's a combination of it being good and also thirsty.
Grizz (12:15)
yeah cuz this one's surprisingly well so i'm not a huge fan of firestone i don't think there's been any like really firestone beer i've tried where i'm like this is fucking solid ⁓ this one though it's good ⁓ it's actually really good it is very very very fruited like the juicy is very forward over everything like if anybody's had juice for us
Ice Bear (12:37)
Mm.
Grizz (12:44)
This one's juice way juicier. So it might not be everybody's cup of tea. But it's good though. It's super easy to drink.
Ice Bear (12:51)
this one actually tastes really similar to you do you remember ⁓ stone the like the arrogant bastard people they have one called Tiki escape IP and has like a Tiki mask on it but it's a very similar just the first like punch of the hazy it really gets you very similar
Grizz (13:15)
Yeah, the sad thing, I'm pretty sure it is from them too. ⁓ Do you remember when I had that fucking, it was like Tiki explosion or Tiki spray or some shit and it was like that fucking cocktail IPA thing. And it was fucking, it was like a super weird color. I was like, it was like, yeah, that one was.
Ice Bear (13:34)
Huh?
⁓ yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Grizz (13:40)
like a 10 % or some shit too. was like was like hard to get through.
Ice Bear (13:42)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, anytime
the color is just like, you're like, what is this? You're like, it's going to be something's going to be happening. It's not going to be an easy time.
Grizz (13:52)
you know what I would want to do and it's very very just masochistic would be you know if we get we get enough enough viewers or listeners or downloads on this which we should do an episode like like some type of landmark episode where we do two or three of like just the worst beers that like we basically yeah
Ice Bear (14:13)
the worst ones just punish ourselves have to drink it.
What's a what's a ⁓ obviously it would be episode 666.
Grizz (14:24)
I know through...
actually? Or like 44, cause like Chinese death numbers doubled.
Ice Bear (14:33)
Let's do that one. Because 44 will actually reach this year. 666 is, I don't know if humans make it episode 666. I'm a little worried about us. And we'll get into that when we talk about AI. And super sentience.
Grizz (14:35)
44.
Ice Bear (14:56)
Every now and again, I'll take ⁓ the phone at work and I'll just call one of my coworkers because we all have like the phones that have the speaker that automatically connects. And so I'll call the shop and I'll just go
Grizz (15:11)
Is it that one wait song? That one, that one, holy.
Ice Bear (15:15)
What? No, it's the
children of the corn thing. It's the creepy... Wait, what's the song? I need to know the song now.
Grizz (15:18)
fuck.
Everybody knows this song like we know the song No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no not that at all ⁓
Ice Bear (15:25)
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and
desert you. God, all these people just got Rickrolled for no goddamn reason. That's upsetting.
Grizz (15:35)
Ugh.
You know,
people that talk shit about Rick Rolls and stuff, it's not a bad song.
Ice Bear (15:48)
Rick Astley's fine. It really isn't. It's not a bad video either. Like for the era, it's just fine.
Grizz (15:49)
Yeah, I don't see...
Yeah, I
don't see it as a bad song. Like, I don't know, man.
Ice Bear (16:00)
I think it's just because that was the... What came first, that or the one where like the kind of creepy nun face popped up, like the first screamer? Because that was the era where like, you know, you'd get a link and... Huh?
Grizz (16:11)
The... the... the nun face?
The nun face?
Ice Bear (16:15)
It
was one where it would be like a puzzle. It would be like, look for the blue deer or something. And you're like looking in the forest and looking real close to the screen. And then it's like a creepy, conjuring-esque, like nun with a bloody face. And it just was like this close to the camera and it screams really loud. So like your speakers would blow up.
Grizz (16:32)
⁓
yeah, so it's it's not the ⁓
The only one I remembered, do remember the car driving down the valley?
Ice Bear (16:45)
I don't. no, we're both in. We're both in a weird time warp now.
Grizz (16:46)
Really? Interesting. That's the only one I remember.
Yeah, that's the only one that I remember where I was like...
Ice Bear (16:56)
What about the Michael Jackson
one? What about the creepy alien in the wheelchair that wasn't actually an alien? I think it was actually a lad with some sort of deformity.
Grizz (16:59)
Does it work?
Ice Bear (17:11)
and I believe wound up featured in a Marilyn Manson video too.
Grizz (17:16)
That sounds familiar. It's giving me bunny goddess vibes.
Ice Bear (17:23)
We've started off with just rapid-firing references that we're not aware of. This is a great start. I don't know what you're talking about at any point. I don't think you know what I've talked about. No.
Grizz (17:29)
You- my god, you've never seen-
Okay, so you've
never seen Bunny Goddess?
Ice Bear (17:39)
No, we're total disconnect so far. What has the bunny got us? I'm gonna Google it.
Grizz (17:41)
⁓ holy shit. Okay, actually, actually
look at this. No, maybe next episode. Like, let's write these down. And we'll actually all watch these next episode. Let's do it. So here, let's write them down on your list because you got a pen and paper. So we got bunny goddess. We got the Michael Jackson one.
Ice Bear (17:50)
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Grizz (18:00)
We have, what else do we have?
Ice Bear (18:04)
White men can't jump, which we didn't watch.
Grizz (18:06)
Okay, we did not
watch it.
What else what else we have we have
Ice Bear (18:13)
Ha ha.
What is a quince grizz? God, what is this goddess body? I don't like this at all. Okay. All right. Okay.
Grizz (18:20)
Okay, don't watch it because we're watch it. We're gonna watch a live or by live I mean
recorded All right
Ice Bear (18:28)
We'll
watch it live. They'll see us watch it recorded.
Grizz (18:31)
Exactly. so buddy goddess. ⁓ what was the other one? the nun that nun thing Creepy nun. We're gonna watch that What what else was the other one? ⁓
Ice Bear (18:37)
Creepy Nun.
I don't know. These are all good. Your car thing, car going down a hill.
Grizz (18:49)
Okay, so the car going to the hill, watch that one too. We'll fire it up and we'll do the whole... ⁓
Ice Bear (18:55)
All right,
let's see if we can just bat a perfect thousand right now. Because I'm thinking of the car going downhill. Do you know about Paul Rudd's bit with Conan? Where every time he'd go on to promote his shows or movies for 20 years, he would pretend like he was going to introduce a clip of whatever the actual movie or thing was. And then it would just be this bizarre 80s movie of an alien flying down a cliff into... Okay, we're going to watch...
Grizz (19:22)
No, no.
Ice Bear (19:25)
Cause that one, that one is so good. It was for literally 20 years. Like, so like his first, I don't know what, what is Paul run famous for being in friends in the nineties or maybe, don't know, probably. Yeah. He's Phoebe's whatever husband, boyfriend, something he was in it for a while.
Grizz (19:27)
You're not.
Paul wrote us in friends? yeah, he was in friends. Yeah, he was.
Yeah, okay. Is that what he's famous for? I don't remember him.
Ice Bear (19:49)
I
think he's probably most famous for like Ant-Man and the stuff he did with Jason Segel, like all the bro comedies.
Grizz (19:56)
Yeah, I remember him particularly from the bro comedies like I think it Yeah, best. All right, best Paul Rudd movie to you.
Ice Bear (19:59)
Yeah. And he is super funny, but like he's been around for a bit.
Okay, I'm gonna cheat. I'm gonna cheat, because I wanna make sure I'm... Paul Rudd, IMDB. All let's find out. boy, okay, all right, all right, all right.
Grizz (20:10)
I have a clear winner. ⁓
Ice Bear (20:24)
⁓
This is tricky. Holy shit, he's in a lot of stuff.
Okay. Okay. He's in too many things. This, I'm exhausted already. Cause I always forget comedians. Comedians are always like in each other's stuff. Like they'll be in like a five minute cameo and like everyone's shit.
Grizz (20:40)
Ha! ⁓
That's fair, but you know, just, Paul Rudd centered, maybe not main character, but often.
Ice Bear (20:51)
No, yeah, no,
I know, I know what you mean, but as I'm like looking through trying to remind myself of his work, I'm only to 2015 and I've gotten through like 55 movies like he's in so many things. Oh, oh, I think I probably found it. I'm going to be surprised if something else beats this.
Grizz (21:00)
wow.
Ice Bear (21:11)
⁓
Grizz (21:11)
For
me, I have a clear winner. I don't even have think about it because I love this movie. But I'm going to wait for yours. I want to hear yours before I say mine.
Ice Bear (21:14)
the
Okay.
Okay. I think...
I think I have found it.
Yes. Yes, I have made my choice. You want to go first? Do want me to do it?
Grizz (21:35)
I think I want you to it cuz I want to see if we think I don't think we're gonna sink on this one
Ice Bear (21:39)
Are we going to do, what are we doing a three, two,
Grizz (21:43)
No, no. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Go, go, go. Tell me. Tell me what you think. Yeah, you go first.
Ice Bear (21:47)
Me, me go first.
Anchorman.
Grizz (21:55)
Anchorman's really good Anchorman is really really good, but but his so his character in anchorman though like
Ice Bear (22:04)
Not big enough? You're saying it's too Will Ferrell driven to count.
Grizz (22:08)
Yes,
so is Anchorman's, Paul Rudd's character in Anchorman. Is that why you love Anchorman or is it just a movie as a whole you like? Yeah, so yeah.
Ice Bear (22:18)
That's true, yes, no, is the movie as a whole. Okay,
that's fair. All right, how about...
⁓ 40 year old virgin.
Grizz (22:31)
Portia version is a good one. That is a good one. Portia version is such a good fucking movie. Every once in while the whole like, feels like a sandbag pops into my head. It's...
Ice Bear (22:40)
Every
time I see a pedestal, I'm like... Put the pussy on the pedestal.
Grizz (22:46)
Yeah, you put... You put it left.
That or like when Kevin Hart is like crashing out inside the store. It's really good. Yeah, I think 40 old virgins a good one 40 old virgins. It was respectable. For me, without a shadow of a doubt for me, it's I love you,
Ice Bear (23:00)
All right, so what.
So what is yours?
⁓ no, I should have done that. That is better. That is a better movie. It really is.
Grizz (23:18)
Like I love you man is such a good fucking movie. It's just,
I just, there's so much callback things even just to just that, that one little weasel guy that everything he got, everything he got. he's spotting the guy benching.
Ice Bear (23:30)
it
Yeah, that is very good.
Grizz (23:35)
And then again, that movie made me like Lieutenant Engel. That movie is fine. Yeah, it's just. Yeah, I just I thought we had something, but now I know it was a taste of betrayal. You fucking whore.
Ice Bear (23:39)
That's right. You didn't like you didn't like dangle yet.
there's another one that, my brother-in-law absolutely loves. And we saw it for the first time, like, I don't know, maybe a year or two ago. It's him and the blonde lady from community. What's her name? Amy Poehler. It's super funny. I'm trying to remember the name of it because that is something that if people haven't seen it and I feel like a lot of people just missed it, they should absolutely seek it out. Cause it is a good time.
Grizz (24:08)
Okay.
Ice Bear (24:20)
It is a very good time. I'm looking it up right now. I'm trying to find the name of it. And it also has the dude from Schitt's Creek. It has Bill Hader. It's got a great cast. It's very funny. ⁓
Grizz (24:21)
And what is it?
Hmm.
Ice Bear (24:44)
It's called They Came Together.
Grizz (24:47)
Yeah
Ice Bear (24:48)
Yeah, so look that up. You would like it. Actually, this is a good one for you to watch with the tiger, because I feel like you'd both like it. It's a rom-com, heavier on the com. It's a com-rom, much heavier on the lulz.
Grizz (24:56)
Interesting.
Okay.
Ice Bear (25:07)
It's, it has one scene where, you know that like family guy rule of seven bullshit where like you repeat something funny and then you keep repeating it and then for a second it gets stale. But if you push beyond it to where it's like a little uncomfortable, it gets funny again. Kind like the, the Peter fighting the chicken bit, where they're like, like that, that like manner of comedy. There's a scene where he's talking to this bartender.
Grizz (25:28)
Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ice Bear (25:37)
And he's just like, you can say that. No, you're not. No, not participating in your shenanigans. He's like, you can say that again. And then the guy says whatever he says again, and they do that for whatever amount of time you think is uncomfortable. They do it another minute. And you're like, Holy shit, like this did like, is the stream skipping? Like if you're watching it on a DVD, like, did I scratch the disk? Like,
Grizz (25:38)
Hot Tender.
Ice Bear (26:06)
It's way too long. And they do it so deadpan and they don't really change their tone or anything where you're like, is this just still fucking happening? And they just commit to it for. I want to say it's like three minutes straight. Like it's way, way too long, but it's perfect. And it goes on the full cycle where it's hilarious. You're just dying. You're annoyed. You're confused. It's not funny at all.
Grizz (26:26)
Interesting.
Ice Bear (26:35)
And then they get two more at the end where you're like losing your shit again.
So watch that. Add that to White Men Can't Jump. That's one of your other movie missions for the week in the negative free time that you have.
Grizz (26:51)
down to watch it I'm I am just slightly scarred with watching showing the tiger style actually this one would be good because like it's I'm going in blind too exactly true yeah so this is that's
Ice Bear (27:01)
You don't even know if you like it. Yeah, maybe you'll hate it too. And then you can bond over it. You two can be like,
Iceberg has terrible fucking taste. Or more likely you're gonna be like, that guy, we should go to him for all date night movies. He's a cinematic gem wonder.
Grizz (27:15)
That's true.
I mean, you do watch the cinemas more than I do.
Ice Bear (27:21)
We do watch a lot of cinemas.
Grizz (27:23)
to a large degree.
Ice Bear (27:27)
I we've spoken about this before and you're welcome holiday and reference or since we don't really know what you're talking about but this goes back to my holiday and days when I was a night auditor and we had it down to where we got our actual work done within 20 minutes that left seven hours and 40 minutes of downtime on an average shift so for I mean again we got it 20 minutes of work so seven hours of 40 minutes of downtime eight hour shift
Grizz (27:37)
you
Wait, how much?
Holy s-
God damn.
Ice Bear (27:57)
And again, we worked 11pm to 7am. So you maybe had one or two customers pop in on the weekend, the occasional drunk, but by and large, you were left alone for two to three feature length films. And you still had time to push each other around on the luggage carts. So, dude, now that I'm thinking about it, you would have had so much fun with like, there was a stretch where there's four of us.
Grizz (28:15)
you
Ice Bear (28:27)
And I was the manager for a bit. And it was just perfect. was, we were all between 19 and 21. We had no business being in charge of a 326 room hotel, but we just had such a good time. Cause we just, we had it nailed down. Our work got done. It was accurate. It was professional. And then there was like, there was no reason to not goof off or just staying awake so we can answer the phone if anyone calls. And so we'd watch movie, we'd play poker.
We'd like flip one of the trash cans and put one of the cardboard boxes that we broke down and make like a card table in the back. So we're playing poker, watching movies on my friend's laptop. This was when Netflix was still doing discs. So one of us was like burning movies. Like we were constantly just like burning movies. So we'd have all these things in our collection.
Grizz (29:09)
Yeah.
You know how much shit I burned off of how much shitty Dell PCs I fucked up off a limewire from burning movies? Yeah
Ice Bear (29:24)
I'm sure a ton because we were in the same boat. How could you not? were a fool to
not do it because a stack of those DVDRs was like what $9.
Grizz (29:32)
Yeah from from from the walmart. I even got
Ice Bear (29:34)
So you're
not gonna have a hundred movies for $9? That's insanity.
Grizz (29:38)
Yeah, that and like
it that you freaking I got that so less cost effective, but I thought I thought it was cool. That's like the different like the rainbow color graded.
Ice Bear (29:52)
Of course you did, you bougie ass bear. you bougie piece of shit. I bet you did.
Grizz (29:52)
Freaking jewel jewel cases would have the discs and I would write it in sharpie and see I'd hand I'd hand them
out, you know, I was like here's here's my fucking Not even my mix my playlist. I was handing out my playlist like it's like you like 80s. Here's my 80s playlist like metal
Ice Bear (30:09)
Did you have a
different like style of script for different genres?
Grizz (30:14)
For yeah for just the word I would try to like, know, I would try to try to jazz it up a little bit You know Most of them didn't come out. Well, most of them were like not good, but you know, I
Ice Bear (30:25)
I remember I would go all into it and I'm not a good artist. So it was in hindsight, I wish I could find some, because I bet it was very cringy. But I was like, ooh, 30 days of night. ⁓ night's going to have some vampire teeth on it. Ooh. And I thought I was a visionary. And like you said, you pass them out to your friends. Like, here's your copy of this.
Grizz (30:32)
You
Ha ha ha ha
Yeah,
and the thing is I would hand it out to like my dad and my uncles and stuff and I would hit all the classics or like I would hit like where bands from the 80s covered other bands that they I know they'd never heard because I never heard and they never talked about it and so I'd be like here's Judas Priest covering King or here's King Diamond covering Judas Priest here's Judas Priest covering Ozzy and they'd be like what the they'd be like losing their mind like how the fuck did you find this kind of thing?
Ice Bear (31:18)
Wait,
sorry, it King Diamond? Is that what you said? Okay, so I'm not sure who that was, but my brain processed that as King Princess, and I'm like, that's really weird that she was a Judas Priest cover.
Grizz (31:23)
Yeah.
King Diamond is one of the greatest 80s musicians of all time. King Diamond is like, so King Diamond was the lead singer for Merciful Fate, Merciful Fate was like on the original Filthy 15 from Tipper Gore. Like, yup. So like, she, yeah, their song Into the Coven.
Ice Bear (31:37)
All right, I'm going to add this to my list of things to look up.
It's Hipper Gore.
Grizz (32:04)
was the song because the song is like come come into my covenant become lucifer's child all right like it's it's so king diamond is extremely like they're from denmark he's from denmark ⁓ super like satanic when like before like you gotta think this was like during the satanic panic era stuff like this is actually when like orthodox christian like just are just like judaeo christian values were like
Championed more like in the mainstream so to have something like this was like insane, you know Now
Ice Bear (32:31)
and
You know what I thinking
about the other day? This is kind of, kind of related. There was a point in the nineties where I think Dennis Rodman had just married either himself or Carmen Electra. One of the two, possibly this happened both times and my parents would watch 60 minutes. So tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. And you know, the 5,000 year old newscaster comes out and they have their talking piece about Dennis Rodman. And I was just like, all he had was dyed hair.
Grizz (32:49)
You
Ice Bear (33:08)
But they presented him like he was Satan incarnate. Like it was phenomenal how things got painted back then. So you're right. There was some championing of more traditional views for sure.
Grizz (33:21)
Yeah, yeah,
you know, it was just, it's cool and all, like, so for the, for of the time it like was cool. It's kind of one of those where back in the day was such a thing. Like my old high school bands were very much of that chord. But then like, um, when
very much of that but my last band darker my drummer was really against like having any like super anti-religious stuff in it because it was like everybody does it and i've been never been more grateful because now i kind of just see this cringy because like everybody kind of does it and it's just like super mainstream it's like extremely mainstream to like
Ice Bear (34:09)
being anti-religious?
Grizz (34:10)
Yeah, and it's like, and now it's just now I see it as completely fucking cringe and annoying. It's like, it's like now now I'm at the point where I'm like, okay, you're shitting on this dude religion and gives a fuck like, know, you know, and so now it's gone so far. The thing where I'm like, cool, I guess. So I'm really glad we didn't do it.
Ice Bear (34:32)
Yeah, I'm glad you didn't either. That comes back to, and I'm pretty sure you agree fairly strongly with me on this. I think anytime another person tries to belittle or make fun of someone else's personal belief system, it's very weird. It's a strange thing to want to do. it's, I pretty much immediately disrespect anyone that wants to like put their own shit on anyone else.
Grizz (34:52)
Yeah.
Yeah, and it's not even... Yeah, my kind of thing is I don't really care about anything other than like, unless it physically involves something else, to where you're removing it, actually removing agency, then it sort of changes, but like, you can do, be, can be, do whatever the hell you want to do, I don't care. I get it's nothing to do. But yeah, so I get it.
Ice Bear (35:01)
People should be able to believe whatever they want.
Sure. Yeah.
Exactly. Yeah, if you're not directly hurting
someone else then whatever. Whatever you want to do. It's fine.
Grizz (35:29)
Yeah, so it's just kind of funny that like I've swung so far ever being a teenager and just being like, oh, super edgy and crazy and you know, like anti religious and then now I'm like, God, these people are cringe. And I don't know if this is the thing of growing up or it's just like being I don't know having this aversion to
Ice Bear (35:45)
Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
Grizz (35:56)
What's popular, I guess. don't know. Yeah. Cause like, cause I try to do that. Like did I grow up or do I just like, cause I was into counterculture stuff all of my life growing up. it was just, is, is this just a continuation of that or did I, or did I grow up? You know,
Ice Bear (35:58)
Could be a little bit of both.
Yeah, the culture that you were countering became the culture. And so now you have to counter that, that kind of thing.
Grizz (36:20)
Yeah, so
yes, I don't know if it's just me being a contrarian my entire life or did I actually just grow up and be like, who gives a fuck?
Ice Bear (36:30)
Probably both. think it's probably both.
Grizz (36:32)
Yeah.
All right. So let's kind of, let's, let's. Oh yeah. I've been, yeah. I've been done. I've oh my Lord. Are you saying that you are not prepared?
Ice Bear (36:37)
What was your first one? Because I'm totally done with it and I'm thirsty. I want to go get my other one.
Look, I'm prepared. am prepared because I was knowingly, I thought about this. said, wouldn't it be better if I give my beloved brother, Grizz, the chance to tell people about something in my absence and then give me a hearty chuckle when I watched this for the first time in three to five business days. I'm just giving you, I'm giving you your, what do you call it? Your soliloquy, your, your monologue.
Grizz (37:12)
See.
So you know how prepared I am? got my Sitzbrite thing for my second beer. I just took out my second beer. I held my thing in a stainless steel shaker cup. It's probably not the best thing, but it's going to be better than it being just out in the open. ⁓
Ice Bear (37:22)
huh, ⁓ huh.
⁓ look at you.
Absolutely. So wait, I'm a little
confused. Were there two others there? Were there two more?
There was one more. Okay, just one. I gotcha. So I will be back with one more. I'm also going to give my first rating, is, which is a definite the can is a 5,000. It's not even letters.
Grizz (38:00)
The cans are
beautiful. I love the little Bobby Hill child.
Ice Bear (38:04)
It's super funny. The beer is
a B minus. Like it was good. I would, it is one where if I was, if I saw it on sale, I'd buy it. Let's put it that way. I would never seek it out again though, by name. So here's my, yeah, please tell me.
Grizz (38:16)
Mmm, that's good.
Ice Bear (38:25)
I was going to say, what's a good prompt for you when I leave you to your own devices? We're talking about Paul Rudd. Who's another good?
Grizz (38:29)
⁓ actually. Okay.
Think you're prompt while I while I talk to this beer, this beer, think of your prompt this beer here. Easy drink. Great. It is a C plus at best I'm giving it a C plus. ⁓ It is way too juicy for my taste. In the world. It's a 9.5 I do believe that this is like their attempt to like deep to
Ice Bear (38:39)
Yes.
Grizz (38:59)
battle juice force from new belgium they're both 9.5s they're both hazy imperials ⁓ this one i think is super heavy handed with like the juiciness i can taste almost to the point where it's fruited i'm giving it a c plus i can positively say that i will never buy it again other than if i'm at a restaurant and it's there and it's between that and like a sierra nevada or like a dogfish at 60 minute
I'll probably pick this one. A 90 minute is not beating a 90 minute. It'll probably beat the 16 minute. But yeah, so it's a C plus. It's not bad. It's a good beer. It's above average, but like marginally above average.
Ice Bear (39:40)
Okay, so, so,
so we're both teetering on mids, some mids, some, some decent mids. So here's what I would like you to discuss with the the adoring listeners. As I'm away. If Floyd Mayweather had not dodged many Pacquiao in the prime, and that fight had occurred, say three years prior to when it actually did, who would have won? Goodbye.
Grizz (39:45)
Yeah, C plus. Yeah, C plus for me.
say this I absolutely hate Floyd Mayweather in every single thing so I don't like him he's terrible actually a phenomenal defensive boxer but still not a fan. Manny Pacquiao will stand forever even his fucking Christmas music but other than that just know although Eyes of Pair seeks to sow division
Just now. It's all about Unity, And by Unity, I mean...
Alcoholics anonymous ice barrier you have a problem and we're here to talk about you. We're gonna talk about it
Ice Bear (40:52)
Here
I was thinking I was gonna come back and you were gonna try and one-up me and you were gonna have like a number and like an email address for donating to like a battered women's and children's shelter in Dallas and And it was probably just you shitting on me again. Gosh, you're a monster
Grizz (41:10)
So no, not that.
I will say I used to regularly to a battered women's shelter since I was like a wee 18 year old because my employer at the time they would ⁓ the people would come in and you can donate certain thing and they would match it and you can pick from your list so then you would pick from a list of like who you want to donate to from your paycheck and so I would always donate to the battered women's shelter of San Antonio.
Ice Bear (41:34)
that's cool.
I'm so disappointed because I really wanted to come into that and have something mean and sassy, but that's just that's a good thing and people should do that. Care about your fellow man people. All right. Them too, yeah. But fuck, fuck the kids, though. Get out of here, kids. All what you got? What you got for number two?
Grizz (41:55)
and you're better women. I guess.
I like to
okay number two I'm actually very very very excited for
Ice Bear (42:12)
Mmm.
Grizz (42:15)
This one right here is from another Texas brewery. We're going back to the motherland. This is from, this is from Scrooge's in Texas.
Ice Bear (42:20)
⁓
Big Tex.
Ho ho ho.
Grizz (42:27)
Rest in peace DJ Screw. This is Spindle Tab Brewery. Now this one here, I know you're not gonna remember the name of the spear because I don't remember the name of it, but do you remember I showed you this IPA from this brewery and it was like the 8-bit boxer like Mike Tyson's Punch-Out themed can.
Ice Bear (42:29)
Uh-oh.
Mmm.
Yes.
Yes.
Grizz (42:56)
This one right here is the Deepa of that. This one is Powerbomb Deepa. This is
Ice Bear (43:07)
I like this.
Grizz (43:08)
fantastic fucking 8-bit power bomb right there
Ice Bear (43:15)
Pixel art is so refreshing to look at these days. The wave of nostalgia that that hits you with is just fantastic.
Grizz (43:25)
So fucking good. then right here, instead of saying WrestleMania right in here, it says a Rasslin moves. Rasslin.
Ice Bear (43:34)
Okay, so Ras-
Raslan moves aside. So I'm not sure if this is the same in the US, but here, WWE or the Pandas.
Grizz (43:43)
Actually, are we going
to do a second crack together or should we just do individual cracks? All right. Before you go into...
Ice Bear (43:48)
Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, we can do a second crack. Yeah. Ready?
That's a good one. So up here, Netflix has the rights to WrestleMania. Okay, cool. So I had very little interest in most of it, but I was aware of John Cena being involved. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to watch John Cena's match for WrestleMania. And it's really fascinating to see the quality of the matches now.
Because I was a huge fan of wrestling as a kid. Like I loved WWF. Sorry, Pandas, the real WWF.
Grizz (44:30)
Yeah,
like WWF and WCW. liked when I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah.
Ice Bear (44:33)
Yeah, WCW is fantastic. Like Lex Luger, hacksaw
Jim Duggan, like that kind of generation. Yeah.
Grizz (44:40)
Yeah, so like WCW,
WWF, obviously being a little edgy kid, Sting, Dope as fuck, Kane, Dope fuck, Sting, Kane, and Undertaker are the coolest, but mankind's cool. What was like the, wasn't there like some like Aussie twins? What the fuck were they? Or no, no, no, they weren't, they weren't outback people. They were fucking Cajun Creel fucking swamp people.
Ice Bear (44:47)
Sting was fantastic.
Mankind? Cactus Jack?
The Aussie twins.
Grizz (45:09)
fuck, they
were,
Ice Bear (45:13)
no, I know who you're talking about. I can't think of it. But anyway, Rashiiki. Yes. You just, so what I'm getting at is the actual matches back then, like night and day, so much better. The physicality, the, and what I was realizing is,
Grizz (45:14)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, over a shaky when he would shake his ass on front of people's faces
Ice Bear (45:35)
Vince McMahon just didn't care if people died. Like it was it's so clear looking at it now versus looking at it then. They were just all concussed and coked out of their mind. And that's why it was so good. So all I'm saying is, you know, if they want to sign a contract that they're okay with that, let them get coked out of their mind and bring back good wrestling, because it's not good anymore. It's very bad now.
Grizz (45:45)
yeah. Yeah.
That's what.
I don't
Ice Bear (45:58)
And especially in 4k, sorry, but like pulling punches,
it's like, like it's nowhere near it. They're like missing by like five feet.
Grizz (46:04)
Yeah.
Interesting. Yeah, this sounds actually terrible. Because he's like, John Cena looks weird now. He looks like he's like, no, he's empathic and he got really big ears.
Ice Bear (46:13)
Yeah, I'm
worried about him. looks sick, which is upsetting because I really, really like his show. Like Peacemaker's fantastic.
Grizz (46:15)
Yeah, he
Yeah.
Yeah, looked, he looks odd. But I just know he's like on this like weird, like, villain arc John Cena thing that I've seen in memes. Yeah.
Ice Bear (46:29)
Yeah, he's a heel now. He's
he's in center or
Grizz (46:36)
Yeah, so that's interesting. like, yeah. One of the things with wrestling though, because again, grew up playing in metal shows, metal bands, all of a sudden, ⁓ my lord. Now that's a perfect backdrop for the beautiful glass right there.
Make yeah, you mean you make me want to stout but now with that being said ⁓ So plate metal shows this and that so like ⁓ Good Damn, damn All right. I'm having I'm having a stop next week for sure Now
Ice Bear (46:56)
Sorry, I interrupted your wrestling thoughts.
Grizz (47:19)
Playing in metal shows, playing in these things, like we'd have like these like city festivals and stuff, or like these big shows being put on. So what goes with metal and the thing? Violence. So like there would be this like these local state syndicated like wrestling matches. And then we would bit popped up and like they would.
It was like some of those brutal chicks. These people were like actually getting really, really injured and it just happened like right in front of you. And I see clips of it like on TikTok and Instagram and shit, but like we'd be there. And so we'd just watch the show for free. Cause we were performing like later that night and like you'd have these people that would, they would just pull out this plywood with fucking barbed wire just stapled onto it. And they would be throwing fucking people on it. And so they'd get up, cut up, you see all the blood.
and we're like 10, not even like six feet away and you're like, the motherfuckers are bleeding. Or like they'd be breaking the fluorescent light tubes on each other. like, I remember one where it was like this battle royale thing where it was like two ladders inside the ring. And it was just this board of barbed wire and stacks and stacks and stacks like a fuck ton of stacks of fluorescent tubes.
They were fighting on the ladder and one threw themselves on it so they would just crack through all this broken glass and tubes and like landed on the thing I remember like one getting hit and getting a fucking staple gunned and stuff. It was like it's like it's just It was just the most wild shit ever
Ice Bear (48:49)
God.
The way those tubes of light break and shatter, the noise, the visual, everything about it, I see why they use them as like common props. Because they're fantastic.
Grizz (49:02)
yeah.
Yeah, just the powder, you know, like, yeah, it's, but yeah, it was just like, and you see these dudes all just fucking cut up and shit like that. And it's like, dude, I don't know what you're fucking on your pain tolerance or something, but it's wild.
Ice Bear (49:15)
Have you?
Have you ever seen any of the extreme matches from Japan from like anywhere between like 90 and 2010? The amount of thumbtacks that dudes are pulling and it's... There was a stretch where like people were starting to realize that wrestling outcomes were staged, right? So like, oh no, likes per minute. I gotta catch myself. I gotta slow down. Gotta slow it down. No, I feel like I've been bad this episode.
Grizz (49:25)
Yes. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Actually, it wasn't bad.
Ice Bear (49:48)
So.
Japan hardcore wrestling. People would pull 50 to a hundred. would say up to 150 thumbtacks out of their backs after getting power bombed onto things. And you would have guys that like, they were really good at palming the razor blades and cutting themselves to just fountains of blood spewing out of their faces. It was very impressive. And so just because it was fake didn't mean the damage that was inflicted wasn't real.
Grizz (50:17)
⁓
yeah.
Ice Bear (50:18)
And that was my
misunderstanding as a child into like teenage hood. Cause at one point I realized, this is staged. I just thought, it's all makeup or something. It's like, no, they're not like, they're actually like really getting hurt. It's bad.
Grizz (50:32)
No, they're getting fucked up.
Ice Bear (50:37)
Okay, I have to do a ⁓ segue because this beer is the floor is A plus. We might have our first S tier of the of the recorded episodes.
Grizz (50:44)
Holy shit. ⁓
my lord.
Ice Bear (50:51)
I don't know if you recall, but brewmaster Sam last week at Sawdust City had provided me with a couple of good beers. So I saw this one, a couple of great beers, a couple of great beers. And I thought to myself, let's give Sawdust another chance, particularly given the, well, you'll see the art, but more importantly, you'll hear the description. So Sawdust City Brewing Company says,
Grizz (50:55)
Another
Good? Yeah, okay.
Ice Bear (51:17)
We start with the decadent flavors of our LDV Imperial Stout, then add a sinful combination of cinnamon, vanilla, cayenne, and a massive dose of steampunk espresso from Velvet Sunrise Coffee Roasters. This gives us, yeah, yeah, absolutely, and they are quite good. This gives us a delightfully creamy stout with the spiciness of cayenne balanced by the sweetness of LDV.
Grizz (51:28)
Cool.
local.
Ice Bear (51:46)
You may recall a throwback called Red Rocket, which we brewed many moons ago. While the name has changed, the awesomeness remains the same. This is a spiced Imperial espresso stout, 60 IBU, 9.5 ABV. It is called Long Dark Voyage Red Rocket.
Grizz (52:10)
That sounds amazing. A Cayenne stout like.
Ice Bear (52:12)
The sm- the
smell is phenomenal. Like, I wanna-
Grizz (52:17)
And then a
stout being 60 IBU like
Ice Bear (52:20)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
The reason I'm loving it so much is because we've talked about this before, food, drinks in general, having like a combination of flavor profiles. Anytime you can get two, great. If you can get three, better. And this is, you do get the cayenne, you get the sweet from the vanilla, and there's almost a, not umami, but like there's a weird thing going on that I can't pinpoint.
Grizz (52:48)
like toasted
malt kind of, yeah, so I'd imagine with like some, yeah, some of the best outs kind of have that like toasted malty kind of like undertones. ⁓
Ice Bear (52:59)
It's so good. It, it, and it's magnified by the smell. Cause every time you take a sip, like that olfactory, like chain is like smells great, tastes great. It's
Grizz (53:08)
Yeah.
I'm jealous. I'm jealous. ⁓
Ice Bear (53:14)
I think the
floor might be an S. I'm going to call, I'm going to cool my jets because this is approaching new favorite. It's approaching it.
Grizz (53:29)
I am jealous in my fridge now I do have a stout that I have for tb2b and I've been really excited about it I've been holding off on it originally it was gonna be this week but I came across ⁓ literally today when I was coming I came across this this spindle tap and there was only two four packs left so I grabbed it because shit and I was really excited about this one so that's why I changed it but
You're making me regret not having this doubt.
Ice Bear (53:59)
I'm sorry, that was not my intention. I just wanted to have a nice... It's been a while since I've had something above a nine. Or no, maybe I had one last week. I don't know. It feels like it's been a bit.
Grizz (54:14)
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.
Ice Bear (54:14)
I don't know. I don't know either.
Grizz (54:23)
I'm jealous.
Yeah, this one right here already, I'm in B plus territory for this one, it's good. It's a great beer.
Ice Bear (54:35)
Good. I'm glad there were no duds. A zero dud episode.
Grizz (54:37)
Definitely.
Yeah, yeah, it's like this one I hear is I know it's at least a beep. It's a beep. It's a b2b plus but like You just got me excited so now I'm like ⁓
Ice Bear (54:57)
I think the nicest part about this, the lingering aftertaste is not even remotely alcohol. It's the cayenne. The cayenne is the thing that's staying on my tongue. So it almost feels like I had like a, I don't know, like a nice little spicy dish. Yes. Puts, puts the wobble in your bobble.
Grizz (55:18)
You that reminded me
of... Do you remember how long it Polly?
Ice Bear (55:28)
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (55:30)
Do you remember the salsa scene?
Ice Bear (55:36)
I don't. So I don't remember it well.
Grizz (55:37)
my so
the salsa scene along came Paulie is when Ben Stiller is dancing with the girl who plays Paulie and he's like there's this scene where he's dancing and he's like because he's getting into it and it's like zooming in on him because like you know he's like and this scene lives rent free in my head and it has since I've been younger and I watched this movie with the tiger and now it lives rent free in her head and we both do this to each other
Ice Bear (55:56)
You
Grizz (56:06)
like normally and it's a slow-mo scene and Ben still heard and it's zooming into him he's doing this
Is this doing this? It's the funniest shit. But your cayenne beer. That's what I'm getting. I'm getting Ben Stiller and along came Polly.
Ice Bear (56:23)
I love it.
Yeah.
It's also giving me a blue steel. That's what I'm getting out of it.
Grizz (56:41)
Not a Magnum.
Ice Bear (56:46)
You're right. You're right.
Grizz (56:49)
Did you watch part two? I didn't watch it. I couldn't watch it. Yeah.
Ice Bear (56:53)
of Zoolander?
Yes, but I distinctly remember like walking in and out of the room. I was not engaged. We like we put it on for sure, but I didn't. I didn't pay too much attention.
Grizz (57:07)
I can, I, I can't,
it's one of those, man, like there's just so much duds of like continuations of things that I can't bring myself to watch things that I loved. Like I'm, I couldn't watch the sequel to Zoolander. I will absolutely not be watching the, the sound of remake, I guess the continuation of king of the hill. I can't do it.
Ice Bear (57:34)
no, I didn't know they were doing one.
Grizz (57:35)
Yeah,
it's going to be on Hulu. And I think it's like coming out like now. Like it's be a whole thing. And it's basically in the future. Like it's going to be, you know, yeah, yeah. And it's, think, yeah, I think, I think Hang Still Alive. Uh, I wonder, I'm pretty sure they're writing out Luan because you know, Freddie Murphy died.
Ice Bear (57:45)
Is Bobby like an adult now?
Is Hank alive?
Dang it. Dang it. Dang it, Bobby.
Grizz (58:00)
that like, so I'm just, yeah, I can. I know they're gonna ruin Hank. ⁓ Yeah, I'm just because I know they're like, they're gonna modernize it to modern times. And they're gonna just do a thing. And I they're gonna change Hank from being like Hank. And to I don't know, I think they're gonna make Hank like the heel of like tradition.
and kind of thing and instead of him being like, because Hank was like that, but he was like, he was kind of like where he would, he was like the thing of tradition to where he would like learn and adapt like when he got injured and like, you know, started doing yoga and he just like rebranded it and like, you know, he accepted it and he realized he was kind of like being stupid for not wanting to do yoga because it was like feminine.
Ice Bear (58:35)
Mm.
Grizz (58:53)
But he was also the thing of like, I'm going to kick your ass if you don't do this. Just like Craig, like you're doing wrong. You know what I mean? And I think they're going to take away that side of Hank and they're just going to make him like just the heel of like, of being outdated.
Ice Bear (59:06)
Consider though,
what if it turns out okay? Because the Futurama reboot is not bad. And both times Futurama has been rebooted, it's been fine.
Grizz (59:15)
Is it ⁓
Yeah, so I haven't seen any feature on reboots because again, same thing.
Ice Bear (59:27)
You
can watch them. They're still good. They own, they're rebooting it in a way that's not cringey at all. They're still very funny. They've still captured the main... My only gripe with it is the original run of Futurama when they wrapped up Fry and Leia? Layla. Layla. Layla's thing. I was very happy with it. I was like, that's a good, like, concrete conclusion to their love story.
So having them like go back on that is a little weird, but just from episode to episode, it's still very funny.
Grizz (1:00:05)
Okay, that's so my only thing so like there's no time skip though
Ice Bear (1:00:08)
Give me a bad reboot
other than... other than Zoolander. Or not a reboot, but like a sequel. Give me something that's Jump the Shark.
Grizz (1:00:12)
⁓
So sequel or like remake? Specifically sequels? ⁓ this Velma.
Ice Bear (1:00:19)
Either, just- either. Either, just give-
The fuck's Valma?
Grizz (1:00:26)
So they did like the Velma centric like modern scooby-doo, but it's Velma centric. Yeah. And do you remember?
Ice Bear (1:00:31)
They redid Scooby-Doo?
⁓
wait a second. feel like I do know about this. And I think I think it was popping up all over Sierra's Twitter.
Grizz (1:00:38)
Yeah.
Yeah,
do you remember the Hex Girls in the movie?
Ice Bear (1:00:45)
Hex Girls.
Nope, I do not. I'm not very Scooby-Doo aware. That was one of the cartoons that I really didn't watch too much as a kid.
Grizz (1:00:50)
my god.
Okay, so I'll actually just I'll actually just show you
Ice Bear (1:00:59)
The only
thing I really strongly remember about Scooby-Doo is Scrappy-Doo wanting to fight things and him doing the Celtic like this thing and people grabbing him by the collar and be like, get at her and he's like, why I oughta?
Grizz (1:01:10)
Yeah, fucking yeah.
Yeah, I fucking love ScrappyDoo. Scruise a puppy power. Yeah, he's dope as fuck.
Ice Bear (1:01:22)
Speaking of Celtics slash Celtics, have you been paying attention to any Joe Mazulish it the Celtics coach?
Grizz (1:01:32)
Only for the things you've shown me and this man, I fucking love those guys so much. It's so fucking crazy. He's so inhinged in the best ways possible that he's fucking amazing.
Ice Bear (1:01:40)
Me too. He's far and away the best coach in sports.
Did I send
you the thing mid game when Jason Tatum hurt his wrist of him walking on the court furious and be like, get the fuck up to your 180 million, whatever his contract is, insanely well-paid athlete, get up.
Grizz (1:02:04)
Yeah. And yeah, you did.
And what's, what's funny is like, I remember when I first saw that and kind of see like the compilation of the way he is. And I see, and I see all the people like, can you believe this fucking coach? Cause he's like, basically like, he like, he's a sweatshop owner, kind of like he's a shitty ass person. You know what I mean? And I'm like, this guy's kind of a dick. And then I see all the other stuff. I'm like,
Ice Bear (1:02:14)
⁓ he's fantastic.
Yes. Yeah.
Grizz (1:02:30)
And then I go back and see that same thing and I'm like, this guy's fucking amazing. He's so good.
Ice Bear (1:02:37)
He also had a great line where they were it was in the locker room after a game. And they're asking about his. Concern with society's perception of him as coach, and he's like, you know, 50 years from now, we're all going to die and I'm going to die and we're to be dead. And you're not going to be you're not invited to my funeral yet. And it's beautiful. Also, the other night, this is recent, so timely topical.
Grizz (1:02:56)
I do not gonna be invited by my mom anymore.
Ice Bear (1:03:07)
content. poor Zingas caught like a crazy shot to the forehead he was gushing blood. And Missoula is like drooling on the side. Yes, bleed for your team. This is how you win basketball. And poor Zingas has the stupid goofy bandage on his forehead. And and Missoula is just fire. You could tell he loved it. He's like, Yes, this is hard nose basketball.
Grizz (1:03:15)
He's almost...
You
So fucking good.
Ice Bear (1:03:37)
And
I can't not like it. He's he's so unhinged that I absolutely love it. And it circles back to the whole thing where what do you value in another person, particularly a stranger? And if you value authenticity, there is no doubt in my mind that that dude is his authentic self all the time. So even if I disagree with whatever he's saying, I'm like, I appreciate it.
Grizz (1:03:40)
I fucking love him.
Yeah, what the, yep.
Ice Bear (1:04:07)
I appreciate
the commitment to just being you.
Grizz (1:04:11)
Yeah, I fucking love him. He's fucking awesome. Okay, so so here's here's real quick. All right. I'm just gonna do it on screen for my phone. So, heck drills. Lead singer. Many, many, many boys. Actually, hold on. Let me me let me get this one. Okay.
Ice Bear (1:04:14)
I...fella.
Okay.
Grizz (1:04:36)
Okay.
Ice Bear (1:04:39)
Okay, so we have a Harley Quinn looking one. We have a
Grizz (1:04:42)
Actually, hold on.
It's not coming through. We're gonna have to do it live. I'm sorry, we're have to do it live.
Ice Bear (1:04:49)
This is
too dangerous. This is gonna be like the Seal Mountain Dew commercial all over again and we're gonna get, we're gonna get censored. Don't do it. Don't do it. I beg you, don't do it.
Grizz (1:04:58)
It's gonna be alright. gonna be just... No
please, stop. I'm a virgin.
Ice Bear (1:05:04)
You're too... You're too brave. You're too bold and brave.
Grizz (1:05:11)
Okay, so Hex Girls is her, right?
Ice Bear (1:05:16)
Okay. What is this from? Scooby-Doo?
Grizz (1:05:20)
Scooby-doo, okay? you say think of the things, like the bad ones, that's not her. That's not her either. But you see her, right?
Ice Bear (1:05:30)
huh.
Grizz (1:05:32)
Many, many, many, many boys, this was a quintessential moment for them, right? Right?
Ice Bear (1:05:48)
you
Grizz (1:05:55)
I am 1000 % serious. Look at that was the voice of a generation. This was her, right?
Ice Bear (1:06:06)
Good for them getting away with the Batman logo.
Grizz (1:06:09)
Yeah, basically, right? So, okay. Her. Thing. Now.
Ice Bear (1:06:21)
no, ⁓ no. Okay.
Grizz (1:06:22)
Remember
what they took from you.
Ice Bear (1:06:27)
⁓ no!
Grizz (1:06:32)
Look at what they took from you.
So when you say name a bad one and why I'm so hesitant to watch any like reboots or anything, this is why. This is why. You took something beloved and you change it into something dastardly and terrible.
Ice Bear (1:06:42)
So stupid.
This is why. Okay.
⁓ no.
Grizz (1:07:09)
Like you go from this to like smoke a pack of cigarettes and she was 11.
Ice Bear (1:07:10)
I love this.
That 100 % is. That has multiple packs a day written all over it.
Grizz (1:07:26)
Like it, it hurt me too. It hurt me in a deep level. Like, like my inner child, the inner cub died slightly. It was horrible. So that, that, that, that's, that's what I'm scared of. That's what I'm scared of. And to that, I'm going to finish this pile drive.
Ice Bear (1:07:34)
Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
Wait, is this your first one or? Okay. ⁓ I just, I'll be honest, I'm kind of savoring this a bit because it, it re it really is. It's so good. It's one of the few things that the aftertaste is so pleasant that I'm like, I kind of want to just let that sit there for a bit.
Grizz (1:07:59)
That's too good. That is.
yeah you
I think I think an S tier don't chuck that savor it I think with that we have our first bears going rogue all Grizz is going to partake in the third because I need to get something off my chest
Ice Bear (1:08:23)
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Grizz (1:08:31)
You see.
Everybody knows here in Texas, we have a large enemy, a huge enemy, including especially after.
my brave, valiant, mad view boys. They're out. You know, as of what, a week ago? We can have another out. Two weeks ago, they're out. It's a very, very sad thing. We have an absolute, terrible, shitty ass. He's not our nepo baby, but he might as well be one. And I hate him more because...
Ice Bear (1:08:55)
Yep.
He's the worst.
Grizz (1:09:13)
And I hate him more because he dons the same name as one of the best girls in the anime ever, Nico Robin. I blame him specifically for the Madison being knocked out. I blame him for us losing a good coach.
Ice Bear (1:09:30)
You should. It's entirely his fault.
Grizz (1:09:34)
I blame him for every Ails going towards the Mavs. Now granted, I did the thing of like, they're trying to get the Mavs to go to the Las Vegas and they're trying to steal them from us and all the stuff. They're whispering sweet nothings to us, that's not gonna happen, but I still don't believe them. So in honor of my boys being knocked out and me hating Nico so much.
Ice Bear (1:09:54)
I don't either.
Grizz (1:10:02)
I gotta bring back my last can of this four pack before it goes out. this is a 7.7 % beer. This is.
Ice Bear (1:10:06)
Ahhhh ⁓
I know where it's going.
We miss you, Luca.
Grizz (1:10:22)
This is my boy Luca. He's an absolute amazing angel. Real quick,
Not so long ago, Luke played his first game in Dallas and they did the montage for him which he deserved. And seeing this man break down in front, the first time when he busted out crying when he found out he got traded, broke the fuck out of my heart.
Ice Bear (1:10:44)
⁓ I got Misty for sure.
Grizz (1:10:54)
But seeing this one where he comes back for the first time and they play like in Dallas plays like, thank you for fucking being you and everything. Like we miss you and everything. And we love you. And this man breaks down again and then fucking just decimates. This man busted out crying and then just comes out and fucking just does what Luca does. Like, I will always love the Luca and Kyrie duo.
Ice Bear (1:11:24)
I don't think I will ever enjoy a playoff run as much as I had fun last year. Because it was the big brother little brother thing that he and Kai had combined with all of the other like all the role players are so young like that was such a good young core. And it was just this perfect feel good like here's like Kai on his redemption arc.
Grizz (1:11:31)
It was so good.
Yeah. Yeah.
Ice Bear (1:11:51)
He's gone from fucking flat earth to now he's just this cool hippie like embracing his Native American roots like Big Brother figured all of them. Luca just going off and then you have D live and gaff just getting insane alley oops every game. The amount of times where you had a SportsCenter top three play every fucking Mavs game last year was out. It was so much fun to watch them.
Grizz (1:12:19)
Yeah, I just I don't understand. Like, I don't understand any bit of the trade. It doesn't make sense to me, even when people like this is a good thing to have fucking David like having fucking homeboy and everything else on it. Like, I don't I can't understand it. Don't see it. Yeah, yeah. I mean. No, he's he's a great player.
Ice Bear (1:12:37)
No, the brow is, he's going to be injured forever. That's just, and I don't think he's a bad person, but he is,
he's never going to be healthy.
Grizz (1:12:49)
Yeah. And so even that, it's just, it just doesn't make no sense. So in honor of my boys being taken out, in honor of this being my last one of the four pack that I've been saving, because I didn't want to get rid of it, but I think it has to. This is.
help the team from Celestial Beer Works because that's what Nico did and if anybody deserves animosity in the sports world
Ice Bear (1:13:30)
It is for sure him.
Grizz (1:13:32)
And the thing is, this is such a solemn thing, it doesn't deserve a main crack like the other beers. This is a poor one out for the homies.
Ice Bear (1:13:38)
No, no,
no. Yep. 100%. It really, man, it rips your heart out. Can you think of anything even close to being as nonsensical? He had to have flirted with the guy's daughter or wife or like something weird has gone on there.
Grizz (1:14:00)
Something That
or the like, you know, some what some family member of Nikos like really like Lucas Batmobile
Ice Bear (1:14:14)
his Batmobile is pretty cool.
Grizz (1:14:15)
It's fucking dope. It's a Jeep, right? It's like a fucking just crazy ass. ⁓ Yeah, I think it's a pretty much a Jeep and like.
Ice Bear (1:14:18)
I don't know what it's a tank, whatever it is.
Have you... Where was I going with this? Continue your thing while I think of it.
Grizz (1:14:29)
so good. like one of my favorite Instagram accounts that I send shit from me all the time is just it's like it's like Dallas Texas TV or some shit. It's just like Dallas news and everything. But so it's like Dallas centric stuff and they do random things from Dallas. But you know, they do a lot of sports stuff. So like, you get a lot of the Lucas stuff when everything happened. They were actually one of the things I told you I learned about the Luka trade from like the my tiger stories. When one of her friends was like,
Ice Bear (1:14:56)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Grizz (1:14:59)
Welcome home and to post it look good. I was like fucking what and they had had her go back to it and That's still offending me the fact that anybody from there is like telling him what go home. I that's not his home Texas is his home. It's a second home. He lives here
Ice Bear (1:15:04)
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm-mm. No.
The only thing that gave me any degree of... not pause, but made it less awful was the fact that Luca clearly does view LeBron as an idol. And his first couple games there, when he was launching full court passes and he's just smiling like a kid at Christmas, yeeting the ball to LeBron full court.
Grizz (1:15:45)
That's
fair.
Ice Bear (1:15:46)
I was like, all right, at least he's getting that. Like at least that is coming out of it. But so the thing I was getting at earlier was were you at any point in life ⁓ a player of shoe ball? And by that, I mean, did you did you like sneakers? Were you a sneaker head ever?
Grizz (1:16:03)
So was never a stinkerhead. Never was into Jordans. Also, sorry for hitting my shit on the microphone. ⁓ So here's the thing real quick, actually. ⁓ The tigers are on a small screen that you can't see. And she just pantomimed sign language thing saying C-O-P-E.
Ice Bear (1:16:12)
How dare you.
You know what that spells? That spells cop, spelled wrong. She's calling the police! ⁓ no!
Grizz (1:16:29)
Is it?
She's calling the police on me, she's saying copy.
She's saying copy, which is the cop excellence, which means they're gonna arrest me because she's not telling me to cope. Because if he's telling me to cope, that hurts my soul.
Ice Bear (1:16:46)
Dude, just be
like me, buy a Lakers jacket. It's fine. I'm fully Lakers now.
Grizz (1:16:50)
I can't do that now.
Fuck that. I can't. So here's the thing. My cousin, diehard Lakers fan, my aunt, diehard Lakers fan, because like my aunt, so my aunt was, my aunt and my cousin was never too much into teams and stuff, they're more of all players. My, yeah.
Ice Bear (1:17:10)
same. That's that's with basketball. That's the only sport
I've always kind of had players I liked and followed them.
Grizz (1:17:16)
So I'm old, from San Antonio. People know, know, San Antonio born and raised. Moved to Dallas and I was like an adult in my twenties. ⁓ Everybody knows San Antonio Spurs is fucking a cult. You don't go across the Spurs. Me as a kid and granted, the reason why I became a fan was because of fucking 2K.
Ice Bear (1:17:32)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Grizz (1:17:40)
And the team I mained, ⁓ Dirk Nowinski had great fucking stats in 2K. He was a fucking great guard with like the cashew fucking threes. So I mained him. So me maining him in 2K as a kid is why the Dallas Mavericks became my favorite team because still Texas and Dirk Nowinski is a fucking goat, right? So I don't give a fuck what people say. Dirk Nowinski, my fucking dude.
Ice Bear (1:17:46)
Yes, he did.
I would say of any player I can think of he's probably the most underrated. One, he stayed with the franchise his entire career, which is fantastic. I always like that. There's something to that.
Grizz (1:18:20)
Yep. Yeah. Huge.
It's loyalty. Like loyalty in a game where you're trying to basically make a name for yourself in the thing. Like, yeah, Dark, Dark was just a fucking amazing ass ass botch.
Ice Bear (1:18:29)
Get-
getting
getting the chip against the Heedles. Phenomenal. was just and I remember that game three I was like, this is like the Mavs are going to win this. I remember the feeling like there's midway through that game. I was like, Dave, they're on to something. So that was special. There was that was a special year for them.
Grizz (1:19:01)
Yeah, so for me, Dirk's always been my dude. like my dad, you know, anytime he can spurs, it's the spurs. So me being a Mavericks fan because of Alden San Antonio, and it was strictly straight because of Dirk.
was like a whole thing. Well anyways, my cousin
Die Hard Kobe fan. And this is before Kobe was like Black Mamba. This was like early Kobe. Kobe was in for like two years. And my cousin was Die Hard Kobe fan and Kobe ended up being because he's I guess he you he saw
Ice Bear (1:19:45)
This
was ⁓ Steve Harvey show, Kobe.
Grizz (1:19:48)
Yeah, so like, you think, so my cousin, diehard Kobe fan, before Kobe made it, before Kobe was fucking Black Mamba, before he was the fucking, you know, the GOAT. ⁓ So my cousin being diehard Kobe fan, my aunt absolutely loves Shaq. She's loved Shaq his entire career.
Ice Bear (1:20:12)
as she should.
Grizz (1:20:13)
Yeah,
like she absolutely loves Shaq. You know, she would always, yeah, she'd always, she'd always tell us like, just, just in general, how he changed the game. And we're like, yeah, sure. What? Like, yeah, sure. Dude, so here's actually, I got a funny story about that. So, so I actually have a really funny story about that. So she's super fucking Shaq. So again,
Ice Bear (1:20:17)
The big Aristotle. The big cactus.
diesel man of steel.
Grizz (1:20:39)
When Shaq and Kobe were both on the Lakers, I'm talking about in their living room, they had fucking things of Shaq and Kobe, like portraits of them. Like I'm talking about diehard fans of the Lakers because of Shaq and Kobe. And then when Shaq left the Lakers, my aunt, she was a fucking Heats fan because she didn't give a fuck. She's Shaq. She loves Shaq.
My cousin's always a Lakers fan because of fucking Kobe. He likes the Spurs because of San Antonio, but he ain't beating Kobe. So when Kobe died, now he's just a straight Spurs fan. Kobe's entire career, he followed Kobe. Kobe's his fucking dude. For me, it was Dirk.
Um, so yeah So luckily when we moving to dallas, i'm like, fucking great. I'm fucking Maybe I'll go i'm going to go to the fucking mabs games It's gonna be fucking awesome The year after I moved to dallas jerk jerk retired and I was like what? I was like what the fuck is going on? Like oh fuck me then I guess right like so, you know
But what brought in solid like a tacit mass fan and then like Luca that was like, fuck, look at that. And then Kyrie, I've always loved Kyrie. Kyrie's fucking dope. Kyrie's always been dope. Like the last five years, Kyrie's been fucking, I love that fucking Flat Earther dude. So when he came to the Mavericks, was like, my, I was like, you know, it's the fucking thing. So it is what it is.
Ice Bear (1:22:13)
Okay. Several things that I want to say before I forget them. So first of all, on the shoe ball front, both Kai and Luca have, for the sneaker heads out there, two of probably the top 10 shoes of all time. Kai has a pair of shoes that were like, they're like moccasins.
And I remember I asked the seal, I was like, am I allowed to wear these? is this like cultural appropriation? Because if I ever see them, I'm buying them in a heartbeat. There's, there's
Grizz (1:22:38)
1000 % no such thing Doesn't exist if you if
you see him and you don't buy it I'm gonna judge you for the rest of our lives Yeah
Ice Bear (1:22:49)
Okay, that's fine.
It's just if if and when I do just know I am gonna wear them with love because I think they're the coolest fucking looking basketball shoes ever. Shooting a jump shot and watching the tassels on like the like goddamn Kai. What a good choice. And then Lucas new ones like the I think they're like the Luca Jordan fours or something in the hot pink. That is a shoe. God damn.
Grizz (1:23:17)
The thing is The thing is I've never actually looked at the look issue ⁓
Ice Bear (1:23:23)
Just
so he I think he's contracted to wear him the rest of this playoff. So watch any Lakers game. There's one right now tonight. So watch any clips from tonight's game. He's wearing them. They look good. And it's just such a good pink. Like it's such a good color pink.
Grizz (1:23:41)
Yeah, I'll have to like look at it because like I'm I haven't watched any Lakers games. I haven't watched again. Luca. It's one of those were like shirt. Yeah, it's like I love Luca. I will look at his stats. I'll see his income as a games like I have it like on a Google updates thing. Yeah. And so like I'm like
Ice Bear (1:23:52)
hurts too much. Yeah. Yeah.
4399. He's
a beer drinking fat slob. He's not good at basketball. 451010. Five steals.
Grizz (1:24:07)
Yeah, so So,
yep, I mean just like it is game against us like at our home like you know what I mean like
Ice Bear (1:24:16)
The other thing I love is that he talks mad shit to the other team's bench. I love that.
Grizz (1:24:22)
So
when people say they hate him because of that, I'm like, but I fucking love him because of I genuinely love him because of that. Especially him with Kyrie. Like, it's so good. It's just like...
Ice Bear (1:24:35)
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really, really good. ⁓ Go ahead, Soye.
Grizz (1:24:41)
Yeah. So yeah,
no, it's one of those. like, as long as Kairi still with the Mavs, I probably won't watch Luka. Once Kairi inevitably like goes off into the sunset, I'm probably going to start following Luka, even if it's not with the Mavs.
Ice Bear (1:24:59)
I honestly, I can see him going somewhere else when his contract ends. don't think, I don't think he's an LA guy. I can see him. You know what I really want? ⁓ let's speak this into existence. God, I hope this happens.
Grizz (1:25:04)
I hope so. I hope so.
Hold on, let's say it
on three. team? Three, two, one, Timberwolves. Yeah.
Ice Bear (1:25:19)
Timberwolves.
him and aunt would be the coldest duo of all time. I would I would buy the jersey in a fucking second. And it would be so much fun. my god, it would be good.
Grizz (1:25:24)
you
Yep. Yeah. Yeah, that's
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the only other team outside of the MADS that I see him on. I'd be like, 1,000 % Timberwolves. Again, it's just one of those things where like, I fucking hate the Lakers. I've always hated the fucking Lakers.
Ice Bear (1:25:43)
It just it feels right, doesn't it? Like if he's not if he's not allowed to go back to Texas, it feels correct.
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (1:26:00)
Or
even when it was like the goat period with like Kobe, Shaq, Malone. Like I fucking hate the like, I've always hated the Lakers. Granted, it's just me being a hater because I was talking shit to my cousin and my aunt and stuff. But like I've always hated him. The fact that he's there and I see him in this shitty ass golden purple. I'm like. ⁓
Ice Bear (1:26:11)
Mm-hmm.
It's it's it's the yellow is one of the worst uniforms in all of sports.
Grizz (1:26:25)
You don't look good on it though.
Ice Bear (1:26:27)
The purple's okay, the white is okay, but the yellow's terrible.
Grizz (1:26:31)
The only time like your colors ever looked good was on Copian Jack.
Ice Bear (1:26:35)
Well, so we've, don't know if you and I have talked about this, but the ceiling, I've talked about this a lot. White people look terrible in yellow. Like you, yeah.
Grizz (1:26:43)
yeah, sure. More melanated, darker melanated
skin looks great like in the purple yellow like it's...
Ice Bear (1:26:49)
Yeah. 100%. So
brief aside before I forget, because this is the only other thing I've written down. Cause you were talking about how your family liked Shaq, Kobe era Lakers. My mom had a massive borderline inappropriate crush on someone from that era. Can you, can you guess who it was?
Grizz (1:27:11)
⁓
⁓
So from that era, so like what, early 2000s era?
Ice Bear (1:27:20)
Yeah, during the Lakers' three-peat. Yes. Yes.
Grizz (1:27:23)
Was it Lakers or was it like in? ⁓
Ice Bear (1:27:32)
Nope, not one of them. It was not Phil Jackson. My mom did like Phil Jackson, but she did not have a crush on Phil Jackson. No, it's neither of them. It was not the mailman. It was not Papa Buddha. It was neither.
Grizz (1:27:34)
And so I'm assuming not checking on Kobe.
player or co there wasn't a conscious player. Okay. was going to say, so my, so my, my two, my two was my owner, Phil Jackson.
Ice Bear (1:28:04)
You're gonna, when you hear it, you're gonna be like, that tracks. That's something a white lady would like.
Grizz (1:28:13)
You know what's so funny is I'm trying. So here's the thing. I kind of want to pull up the list. Cause like right now, when I think of that error, because, cause right now, when I think of that era, Lakers, I literally can only think of fucking Jackson, Malone, Shaq and Kobe. ⁓
Ice Bear (1:28:14)
Let me know if you want to give up.
Pull up the list. Pull up the list.
Pull
up 2000 Lakers roster.
Grizz (1:28:33)
Let's see, 2000.
shit, Derek Fisher. forgot about Derek Fisher. How did I forget about Derek Fisher? God damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just went on and I was like, I forgot. How do you forget about Derek Fisher? Like, I totally forgot he was a part of that. But Derek Fisher is fucking amazing. Yeah, what the amazing?
Ice Bear (1:28:46)
So she loved Dee Fish, but this was not who she had a crush on.
⁓ He's a G. F-F-Fish
was a G.
If you're looking at a list, I feel like you're going to get it.
Grizz (1:29:23)
So I think of a funny one and when I think of a funny one I'm like, ain't no way. Ain't absolutely no way.
Ice Bear (1:29:31)
Well,
now I'm curious who you think it is.
Grizz (1:29:34)
Cause the fuck, so the funny one
If it's anybody the funny one would be what's his name? Penberty? That'd be the funny one that that'd be the like like if that was if that was the one i'd like die laughing because it but but
Ice Bear (1:29:44)
No. No. No.
No, here's a hint. I'm fairly
sure like my mom is not alone. Like I'm pretty sure this is a pretty common crush to have.
Grizz (1:29:56)
But the
one, the one.
So the one I'm kind of thinking where I'm like, all right, who is a player that's like.
Who's a player that's like...
Ice Bear (1:30:17)
It's the one that was married to a traditionally attractive actress.
Grizz (1:30:27)
should be fair. fucking hate Lakers. I'm not too far into like any of their personal lives. But, but because I know like their their main hitters, right? But who I'm thinking and I may be completely off right like, but who when I kind of just look at the list, and I'm like, all right, I can see who
Ice Bear (1:30:30)
Okay, okay, that's that's fair.
Grizz (1:30:55)
Where they're like, they're not the main guys, but they're fucking solid. So maybe I'm just like, I can see a polar bear mom liking this because of their fucking, they're solid. I'm like, all right. It has to be.
All right, my two choices.
Ice Bear (1:31:21)
You
Grizz (1:31:21)
Here
okay all right I may be off of this one this time I'm I'm I'm going Rick Fox Rick Fox okay
Ice Bear (1:31:30)
Yes, it's Rick Fox. She
loved Rick Fox. Dude, there were a couple games, particularly in the famous ⁓ Sacramento series that went seven, where Rick Fox hit like some crazy threes. Him and like D fish were like going wild. And they'd have the postgame presser and they were like, you know, they were tired of interviewing Shaq and Kobe. And Rick Fox comes back with his slick back, salt and pepper hair.
Grizz (1:31:34)
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
The fe- Yup. Yup.
Ice Bear (1:32:00)
and he's got that, that, you know, that... Yeah, he's, he, and he's got like the Caribbean, like, light-skinned, it's, it's, it's edgy but not threatening for the snow bunnies.
Grizz (1:32:03)
Cause Rick Fox is like 80s, 90s guy hot. You know what I mean?
It's it you know, yeah,
it's exotic but like, you know, like it's still safe. Yeah, I yeah, I was thinking Yeah, I was going where it's so yeah, so for me I was going fucking What the fuck's now so I was going it was between Rick Fox and fucking The one where I was like on the cusp of but I was like I could see would be like
Ice Bear (1:32:19)
Yeah.
No, my mom loved Rick Fox.
Grizz (1:32:43)
Fox and foster
Ice Bear (1:32:45)
Hmm. Yeah. No, it was Rick Fox.
Grizz (1:32:46)
But yeah, Fox,
Fox to me is like the safe, what was it? Sun glow? Was it coming to America? you know what I mean? Like it's the safe like, yeah, that's Rick Fox to me.
Or soul glow. Is it soul glow? Right? Yeah, yeah.
Ice Bear (1:33:09)
So it was soul glow. Yeah.
that's very good. All right.
Grizz (1:33:14)
That's Rick Fox to me. It's like, save Solgwul. Solgwul.
Ice Bear (1:33:17)
All right.
Now, now, because we were punctual earlier, and I want to be a nice ⁓ professional tidy lad, do we want to wrap up some previous things, or do we want to just carry on carrying on for a little bit? Because we're already, we were so proud of ourselves for having a succinct episode, and we're already at 130.
Grizz (1:33:43)
for being at 115.
Ice Bear (1:33:49)
So what I was proposing is do we want to do one more hockey division for the mascot off or do we want to just shoot the shit for a bit and call it?
Grizz (1:34:00)
Alright, here's the thing. Alright, can we hit the mascot division in 12 minutes?
Ice Bear (1:34:09)
I think we can do one division.
Grizz (1:34:12)
Should we hit one division or should we save? So actually, how many divisions are left before we get to?
Ice Bear (1:34:17)
Two. Hockey
has four.
Grizz (1:34:21)
And we've done two, right?
Ice Bear (1:34:22)
We did two, because we did the one the stars are in, and we done the one
the Habs are in. By the way, Habs 1 tonight, go Habs. 6-3, eat shit caps. Fuck you, Ovechkin.
Grizz (1:34:33)
Yeah
Ice Bear (1:34:34)
When this comes out like it's possible the series will be over so I'm gonna feel really dumb If the caps come back, but for right now go haps go
Grizz (1:34:36)
You
Hey, even if they lose, it's rough, you know, the matter. ⁓ right. So. ⁓ Do we want another two hour episode or 241 an hour, 45 minute episode? That's that's the question. Actually, let's go with this. If you have half or more of your beer left or going to ours, if you have less than half a beer.
Ice Bear (1:35:03)
Let's be responsible.
Grizz (1:35:14)
We're going 45. That's the...
Ice Bear (1:35:18)
Less than half. We're wrapping it. We're wrapping it.
Grizz (1:35:19)
All right, so we're going 45. All right, so we're wrapping it up. We're wrapping
it up. All right, we'll do the NHL mascots for next episode.
Ice Bear (1:35:28)
Next time we will do NHL mascots, we will watch white men can't jump. I will find out what a bunny goddess is. Rudy will find out what Michael Jackson screaming is and the nun screaming is.
Grizz (1:35:33)
we do. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
teenage bear stuff and people for want the after dark show we're gonna watch one guy one jar live not kidding we're not so we're gonna do all right two kids ⁓ pain lump is rough
Ice Bear (1:36:11)
No, no, no, we're absolutely what we are watching is BME pain Olympics.
That was really bad. Were you about to say two girls, one cup?
Grizz (1:36:26)
Not two girls, one cup, because everybody knows that. Do you ever watch two kids in a sandbox?
Ice Bear (1:36:31)
No, and I don't want to watch anything with kids. ⁓ OK.
Grizz (1:36:34)
It doesn't have kids. ⁓
my god, you've never seen two kids in a sandbox. ⁓ so the tiger seen it.
Ice Bear (1:36:40)
I don't think so.
What is, just give me like a brief. If it's not kids, maybe I have.
Grizz (1:36:50)
Okay, so two kids in the sandbox is, all right, listen, if you had a weak stomach, turn it off, mute, mute, don't turn it off, we need the minutes. We're lowly bears, we take what we can get. So just mute. So two kids in a sandbox, so here's the thing. All right, I will tell you and then I'll tell you what it is and then I'll say what I did with it after.
Ice Bear (1:36:57)
Mute.
Grizz (1:37:20)
So two kids in the sandbox is a full grown man and a full grown woman. You don't gotta worry about nothing.
Ice Bear (1:37:25)
Okay,
that's good.
Grizz (1:37:28)
Two girls in a sandbox is, it's a pornography. It's a sexual act like two girls in one cup is. But it's a guy and it's a girl. I remember right, they're both blonde. Anyways, you have a guy in full nude laying back.
Tallywhacker out. Right? And you have a girl midsection. Against his midsection. Holding the willy. Right? And then her other hand, she's firmly grasping a small banana shaped object.
And she just...
It ain't no chopstick. She holding a banana shaped object and she just.
Ice Bear (1:38:31)
no, like sounding like it's going in there.
Grizz (1:38:34)
It's not sounding, it's going in there. And so you see urethra breaching. You ever saw a well give birth? This is what it is. But it's not a well, it's a wiener. And it's not a baby well, it's a banana shaped object. I'm talking about like, it starts here.
Ice Bear (1:38:54)
Oh no. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no,
Grizz (1:39:02)
⁓ it starts
Ice Bear (1:39:03)
no,
Grizz (1:39:04)
small, goes big and you see the front go big and you're like how the fuck does that go in there? That's the last thing I'm going to say about it is the guy sounds like he's having the time of his life with it and he's fucking...
in euphoria. And it is one of the hardest things to watch in your entire life when you don't.
Was it stainless steel? The tiger has a formula of stainless steel. Maybe it's stainless steel. just remember the shape. So I believe her that it was stainless steel. So think of a stainless steel banana shaped boomerang object. Just fucking yeah. It's just yeah.
Ice Bear (1:39:45)
I don't want
any part of ⁓
Grizz (1:39:49)
It's rough. It's rough and he's like, and the guy's like, yeah, keep going.
Do it again. It's fucking rough to watch and it's short. Now, all gris is a fucking diabolical menace. And so my house when I was growing up in Baines and stuff was just me and my dad and my dad's a fucking menace to worse than I have by any way, any shape or form, anything. So.
What I would do when we would have like, we'd play shows and we'd have an after party at my house with me and my dad and it'd be people just drinking and whatever. What I would do is on the TV without them knowing, I would connect my laptop to the TV, straight middle of the party, whatever. Everybody drinking, everybody, whatever. And I would put on two girls, I would put on two kids in a sandbox and I would just play it on the screen and walk out of the room because I can't see it again.
Ice Bear (1:40:48)
you're a menace man
Grizz (1:40:51)
I did it so many times where my dad was just like expecting it. And my drummer at the time was just expecting me to do it, because I would do it all the time.
It is a rough watch. It's just short watch, but it's a rough watch because of that. If you are, if you possess, if you possess a tally wacker.
Yeah, it's rough. It's rough.
Wait, did you look it up?
Ice Bear (1:41:26)
No, I don't want to you can't make me do it
Grizz (1:41:31)
Yeah,
was gonna say like honestly, it's one of the things where you're like you're totally fine with missing out on you don't have to watch it. I would say not to watch it.
Ice Bear (1:41:39)
No, there's a couple of things, like I don't, based on the sound of that, I don't want any part of it. If I could undo, there's a few things that I would absolutely undo. BME Pain Olympics I would undo. I don't want to, I'm sad. That was not, I did not grow as a human from that. There was no benefit. One guy, one jar.
Grizz (1:41:55)
Mmm.
That's for you. That's fair.
Ice Bear (1:42:07)
That was bad.
Grizz (1:42:07)
Huge did you know he drove himself to
the apparently he drove himself to the hospital. I don't know if that's
Ice Bear (1:42:12)
Can you imagine that
conversation in the ER if that is true? Can you imagine like just being like, yeah, I you know, I rammed a mason jar up my ass and it exploded because sphincters are tight muscles. Like, like what?
Grizz (1:42:16)
Yeah.
You know
the craziest thing to me and then I and I remember it vivid I can close my eyes not talking about and I can see it Was when it when it did crack and it popped and he reaches and he like pulls out the big shard of glass He pulls out the shard and all the blood starts pouring down That shit scar I saw that when I was like 16 or some shit 15 16 and I still remember it vividly
Ice Bear (1:42:39)
The shard. Yeah.
Grizz (1:42:53)
We're talking about decades later and I still remember it vividly. I don't have to watch it again, I fucking remember it.
Ice Bear (1:43:01)
Okay, okay. This is is slightly related based on the ⁓ genre of film we're discussing. If I'm gonna say a line of dialogue from something. And if you know, you know, so I hope someone will get the chuckle out of this. If I say, freak that bitch out, Dan tone. Does that mean anything to you?
Good, that means nothing, I'm happy for you. But for someone, for perhaps our listener from Kazakhstan or the other one from, ⁓ what was the weird one in Europe? We had another one, not weird, sorry, European country, an unexpected listener from Europe. What was the other one that we were shocked by? That's not Europe, but okay, that's equally shocking. Okay, yes, perhaps our Algerian listener knows what I'm talking about.
Grizz (1:43:33)
Hold up.
Algeria was it
Yeah, I don't know.
Ice Bear (1:43:59)
⁓
Grizz (1:44:00)
What did you say?
Ice Bear (1:44:03)
Freak that bitch out. Dantone.
Grizz (1:44:08)
Yeah, I don't think I know that.
Ice Bear (1:44:11)
So it was probably the original, what do they call it?
I thought, blacked? Is it blacked? I don't know. Where the gentlemen involved are typically of African-American descent and the lady is white. So this particular movie film had a just petite blonde lady and a series of African-American lads. And one of them...
he freaked that bitch out and his name was Dantown.
Grizz (1:44:45)
⁓ He is like, he like, jackhammered, isn't that what the Heartbreak Kid calls him?
Ice Bear (1:44:53)
⁓ maybe all I know is he used part of himself to penetrate one part and another part of himself to penetrate another part. And it was hilarious.
Grizz (1:45:03)
Well, I'm actually actively watching it now. And ⁓ I think I think this I think that's what you call a power of a pile.
I'm out.
I have it on mute because I don't want it to pop up on the episode. But what you're describing, I can totally see. I can totally see what you mean.
Ice Bear (1:45:41)
What a time to be alive.
Grizz (1:45:42)
I'm kidding. All right. You know.
Ice Bear (1:45:47)
There
you go. There you go. Credits? What's your rating of your most recent one? I'm going to finish this so can rate it.
Brief sidebar, watching our ⁓ Bears in the Hood episode, my reaction to whiskey is so funny if it's the first thing I've had. I was like, was like I drank poison.
Grizz (1:46:44)
Yeah, thought you had shitty ass like by your reaction. That's why I asked what you had. I thought you had
Ice Bear (1:46:52)
No, I'm just really bad
with whiskey when it's like the first thing I've had. Cause what's the whole thing? It's liquor before beer, year in the clear. after liquor, never been sicker. Whatever the rhyme is, I don't know what it is.
Grizz (1:47:06)
Oh shit, yeah. Yeah, I thought I had it after.
was like, oh yeah, beer before, hold on. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, you're getting sicker.
Ice Bear (1:47:22)
Is it the other way around? I don't know, because for me I feel like it's the other way around. I feel like I need beer to warm up to liquor. Or no, maybe it's the other way around because the presumption is you're having the higher proof thing, you get your buzz, and then you're like a little more conscious of the lower proof thing. It's probably that.
Grizz (1:47:23)
Is it?
Interesting.
Yeah, yeah, so
yeah, because I'd imagine, also beer is more filling. You know what I mean? Bless you.
Ice Bear (1:47:47)
You're welcome, internet.
Grizz (1:47:51)
That's some good ASMR right there.
Ice Bear (1:47:52)
There's a short, just an aggressive sneeze.
Grizz (1:47:57)
Yeah
Yeah, I think it's, but yeah, I thought you were having some like, so I thought, cause we were like bears in the hood stuff. thought that we were, bless you. thought we were going through like some stuff. Like I thought you were matching my steel reserve energy. I thought, yeah. So I thought, I thought you were going like, you. I thought you were going, I thought you were going like plastic bottle whiskey. You know what I'm talking about? Like, like a fifth that's worth like,
Ice Bear (1:48:09)
Ruff!
No, it's good. It's decent. Like it's, it's, it's a decent whiskey.
Thank you.
Grizz (1:48:33)
10 US dollars. So you know what I mean? I thought you were. Yes. So when you say it was Jack Daniels, a quote that I'm saying, oh, I wasn't expecting that.
Ice Bear (1:48:43)
No, fifth of this is like 30 something. It's decent.
Grizz (1:48:50)
That was surprising.
All that being said...
think we're pretty good.
Ice Bear (1:49:01)
I think we're pretty good. What would you have for your second one? Give me a rating.
Grizz (1:49:07)
So my second one
Spindle top brewery power bomb Deepa It was an enjoyable drink. I fucking love the can the can gets a fucking a a plus It's fantastic can I fucking love the can great brewery Love the previous ones this one though It's a good beer It's an above-average beer. I think I I think a straight B. I don't I don't think it beats some of the ones you've had before
Ice Bear (1:49:22)
The can's outstanding.
Grizz (1:49:41)
that I'd given a B plus, I think this one's a B. I think if I see it again, I'm like, I probably would buy it. ⁓ If it's at a restaurant or a bar, I would fucking be excited about it. Kind of one of those things. Like if it was on tap somewhere or like a bar had it, I'll be like, ⁓ fuck yeah. But like buying a four pack of it, I'm going to be like.
Ice Bear (1:49:57)
Mm-hmm.
Grizz (1:50:08)
I would be inclined, it would be one of my contenders. I think giving it a straight B is apt, especially giving this one cell to team.
RIP Dallas Luca. But like this one, you know, B plus A minus. It puts it into perspective. This is.
powerbomb solid B. So B minus and B, or C plus and B. C plus minus Haze, B, powerbomb. That's where I'm at.
Ice Bear (1:50:48)
So I need to issue a multi-tiered apology. First of which is I've realized that towards the end of these episodes, as the beer begins to course through my system, sometimes I have a little bit of trouble hearing you. And in my brain, I think I'll lean into the microphone and I'll rest my face on the microphone.
which is not a correct thing to enable hearing. This thing makes me do the talkie, but in my drunk brain, sound is coming through my cheek. So first I apologize for that because that's not me like sleeping. I'm trying to hear you better and just I'm an idiot. So that's one. The second thing I need to apologize for is while this beer I had was absolutely outstanding.
Grizz (1:51:19)
True. Yep.
Ice Bear (1:51:43)
And I think probably the best thing I've had so far, my initial rank of S is the floor was a little too high. I'm going to give it an A plus. was... ⁓
Grizz (1:51:55)
⁓
So
what changed?
Ice Bear (1:52:01)
The cayenne aftertaste got a little bit old.
Grizz (1:52:09)
So old as in like you, it was like you lost the novelty or, became overbearing. Cause I think those are two different things. Was it that it lost the novelty? was like having a spice in the beer is like, okay, this is exciting. Or was it that the cayenne taste of spice became overbearing? So it started interfering with the enjoyment.
Ice Bear (1:52:10)
Thanks
The novelty of-
it it it became it
became a little bit just like the the smidgenest of smidgens overbearing so because because I was letting the aftertaste linger and because it was the first few sips it was so interesting to have like spice be the aftertaste I was kind of excited by it but by the end of it I was like cayenne is like I mean cayenne's cayenne like it's it's not something that
you want on your tongue for 45 minutes. Like it's, you know, so yeah, I got a little bit overbearing, but it's still fantastic. I do think that is probably the best thing I've had on a recorded episode, but I'm going to bring it back to an A plus because unlike the ones that you've seen me have in the past that were asked here.
I don't think I'd freak out if I saw it again. Like the ones I have, like that random, like, what was it? Like an 18.5 % from Holland or something with the Santa Claus on it. Like I would freak out if I saw that. would buy whatever they had in the store. I'd buy them all. If I saw that again. This I would be, I'd be happy. I'd be like, oh, sweet. I'll get that again. It's a great, it's a great little treat.
Grizz (1:53:35)
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's how I feel about the what was my s term. He did it. That was that was the S tier. Yeah, 1000%. That's the S tier. then I think the only so I had to since we since since we've done this because again, we always talked about doing the podcast. We just started a year late. But the two S tiers we came across for me that if I find again,
Ice Bear (1:53:56)
Ma, he did it.
Grizz (1:54:17)
we're going to do it for the podcast would be Mahi did it and I think it was the News Team Assemble which was funny enough which was with this is the Anchorman one yeah but yeah but so you end up A plus so what what are you at a B and an A plus or what was your first one? B minus A plus
Ice Bear (1:54:23)
Mm-hmm. Yep.
full circle. All right.
B minus for the first
one, A plus, B minus A plus.
Grizz (1:54:43)
So I think you came out on top, because I think for me, I'm a C plus, a C plus, and a B.
Ice Bear (1:54:51)
Severin had a good time, I just had a better time.
Grizz (1:54:53)
Yeah, actually, the C plus and B plus. So put that for your C plus, B plus. Yeah, not bad. C plus and B plus. It was good. It was fun. How about we close this out? That was a good stretch. How about we close this out?
Ice Bear (1:55:00)
Double plus.
Grizz (1:55:15)
Keep Boston strong as fuck and also, ⁓ I thought that y'all liked us for who we are, but it turns out it was a taste of betrayal. You fucking whore.
