EP 8 | The Great Gorilla Debate
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EP 8 | The Great Gorilla Debate

Grizz (00:31)
go

Yeah. Okay. We here.

I wonder how much ounces this here vessel can hold.

Yeah, this is not an adequate.

Oh, oh my lord. This thing can, can, can not even hold 12, uh, eight bear ounces. Oh dang, look at that.

Ice Bear (01:17)
It's a butte is what we call it. look at this. Are you going with a Pilsner today, sir? What is that?

Grizz (01:19)
I'm Niner.

I am not, am not. And actually, you know, that's the perfect thing. Cause you must think it's a Pilsner, but this actually is a trickster. This, this right here, Dungado last bear is right here is from black Raven brewing the trickster. Yipa. Look at this, look at this magnificent bird right here. This is

Ice Bear (01:35)
⁓ it got me.

I love it.

Grizz (01:55)
Beautiful, beautiful raven.

Ice Bear (02:00)
I want a raven as a pet. I want to start befriending them.

Grizz (02:02)
Oh,

1000 % because you can get one for a pet. They're a little wild, but you can definitely train them. There's like that old lady that it would follow her car and stuff.

Ice Bear (02:07)
Yeah.

I'm sure. I've seen a lot of videos of just corvids in general. Like I've seen videos of people with crows for pets and what's what's the rooks. But did you know ravens like even in the wild will live to be like 30?

Grizz (02:19)
So fucking awesome.

Yeah, just want to shit. They're so fucking awesome. And then like the thing with Ravens, know, Ravens make me, you know, exactly why they people thought they were the fucking devil. Like, cause if you just heard like a what, you know, in talking and shit like that in the wild and you just look at the fucking big ass black bird, just looking at you and it's talking like people, of course, friggin peasants and trick and you know, they're going to think they're fucking devils.

Ice Bear (02:29)
I had no idea.

Yeah, it's a very reasonable reaction to that.

Grizz (03:03)
Also the best, one of the best names ever for like a group, like a gang of animals. Like crows are, yeah. And then kindness of ravens and then a murder of crows. it's the dopest, coldest ones.

Ice Bear (03:08)
sometimes.

Birds are fun in that way. Because pretty much every bird species has its own weird group name thing. You ready for another good one? Owls. Do you know owls? Owls are a parliament.

Grizz (03:25)
Yeah, I think, ⁓ well, I got another good one. What's in it?

Really? That's

actually really cool. You know what ferrets are?

Ice Bear (03:40)
ferrets that would be ⁓ a gaggle of wiggly worms.

Grizz (03:45)
that's close, it's a business. I'm very sure it's a business affairs and then an otters are romps. I think it's a romp, a romp of otters. I'm pretty sure it's a romp.

Ice Bear (03:47)
A big piece of hair.

That makes sense for otters. Like that's on brand. I don't associate ferrets with being particularly business like though. because they look like little ties. that's very good. Yeah, that's very good. So, ⁓ before the show, we'll let you guys behind the veil a little bit. We had a nine and a half hour pre-show meeting. people were falling asleep.

Grizz (03:59)
Mm-hmm.

you

Ice Bear (04:25)
I was getting very, very thirsty and there was a bit of debate as to what my first beer should be this week. And so the options were, do I go tried and true, a brewery I know and love, or do I go with the true wild card? One that could be an S tier or maybe it be dog shit. We just didn't know. So I, ⁓ chickened out and I went with the tried and true and I'm very happy I did.

Grizz (04:51)
Cool.

Ice Bear (04:52)
Old Grizz will know that I've had these many times before. It might be the first time I've had it since we've been recording though. This is from Muskoka Brewery. So our boy Mad Tom is back in action. This time he is back as the aviator in the bi-coastal. they got some back there on that. Look at his mustache and his beautiful little.

Grizz (05:03)
That man.

That's a man.

Ice Bear (05:21)
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Grizz (06:04)
I'm always jealous or I always love when beers do like the background stuff. Either way, we take a little story or just, it's just so good. This one, all it has is curious and clever brews. Trickster IPA. Drink fresh, do not sell her.

Ice Bear (06:23)
Okay, so hear me out. A lot of our jokes are based on having a certain amount of success with this. I think regardless of success of the podcast, doesn't matter if we're still at eight avid listeners, I think at the end of the year, we should make a beer.

Grizz (06:46)
So just make a beer. So I do want to make a beer. The best, cause like even if we didn't do the podcast, I wanted to make a beer. So like if we make.

Ice Bear (06:50)
I think we should make one.

I think we should both get the little garage breweries. I've had plenty of friends that have done it. It's not like insanely cost prohibitive. And we have two bears, two beers, two ways. And we have the freedom beer and we have the maple beer.

Grizz (07:16)
That would be fucking awesome.

Ice Bear (07:16)
And then I'll

send you whatever I make, you send me whatever you make.

Grizz (07:22)
That would actually be really awesome.

Ice Bear (07:24)
I think it needs to be done.

Grizz (07:26)
Cause cause even if they don't successfully get through customs, it'll be funny if one of them gets through customs and they would they end that and the entire episode the other the other one doesn't have a beer.

Ice Bear (07:38)
It's just me being sad that I have nothing.

Grizz (07:38)
ever.

Well, I've been, not going to, you know, that's not like we're big enough for people to like catch wind, but like I've been on forums of like how to successfully sneak ship beer into Canada. And apparently there's opportune times and ways that people have got it through. Cause I've already been, I've already been plotting.

Ice Bear (08:01)
Interesting.

Very interesting.

I like it. I like it a lot. I'm fully on board.

Grizz (08:13)
No one's ever done a bear to follow the rules.

That's why I get in trouble all the time.

Ice Bear (08:21)
speaking of getting in trouble as most of you may know there's been a bit of a hot topic issue going on lately was too soon too soon to bring it up

Grizz (08:32)
Nah,

I don't think it's a hot topic.

Ice Bear (08:35)
You think this is a dead topic?

Grizz (08:37)
No, it's the fact that it's a debate.

Ice Bear (08:41)
I'm very curious where you land on this now. Alright, so guys, gals, 100 men, one gorilla. Who's winning this battle?

Grizz (08:52)
100 %

Ice Bear (08:55)
Okay.

Are you acknowledging severe losses for the men?

Grizz (09:02)
Yo, doesn't. Yeah. Like first five, one, five men are getting BTFO fucking instantly. They're fucked.

Ice Bear (09:13)
So the hundred men, are we assuming a hundred random men?

Grizz (09:18)
Tiger had the same thing cuz she was like a hundred men like what do you think now? I was like, yeah a hundred men like manly men like blue-collar workers Random dudes some lifters and they're not all lifters, but I'm not talking I'm not talking about like You know wimpies

Ice Bear (09:39)
because

I think that's I don't think you get to cherry pick I think you have a hundred random men and it and if that's the case you've got maybe one or two people that lift you've got one or two 90 year olds you've got one or two 80 year olds you've got what so you've got a fair amount that are just gonna like die existing next to the gorilla you've got babies you've got kids

Grizz (09:46)
Can I?

Yeah, okay. See if you

this, those aren't men. are males.

Ice Bear (10:11)
Okay, all right, fine. So what's your age start point? 18? Okay, so you've got some some scrawny pencil pushing bag boys working it safe way.

Grizz (10:16)
Am I right, Ian?

And those are the fodder. Those are who Zapp Ranigan sends in first.

Ice Bear (10:32)
I get that, but so those are also people that aren't doing damage. So they're, just waste. They're getting their heads ripped off clean immediately.

Grizz (10:41)
And gorillas don't have great fucking they're not they're not fucking crazy fighters. They don't have endurance. Like gorillas. Okay. Do you remember on topic with us the whole who would win a fucking grizzly bear or gorilla? The fact that that wasn't even a debate is stupid as hell because a bear is absolutely destroying a gorilla. Gorillas are herbivores. Gorillas avoid fights.

Ice Bear (10:58)
Mm-hmm.

Grizz (11:11)
Gorillas aren't killers. Now they came and they will be because, know, they get territorial defensive. Sure. But it's not like they're fucking running like crazy doing long endurance stuff. They will tire out. They will guess out.

Ice Bear (11:30)
I don't think they'd get tired that fast. They live in the mountains.

Grizz (11:33)
I think so, well.

The girls in the mountains? What the fuck do they live? I thought they wooded areas, right? I mean, I guess it's mountainous. But they're not trekking up to the mountain though.

Ice Bear (11:41)
No, it's okay. I'm proud.

Okay, so this is the other thing that I suppose to be fair, we should consider. Is this a random gorilla? Because there's probably like a haggard gorilla out there that's like on its last legs. He's got beat up by some other gorillas. Like what if it's that girl? It's already, it's already down in the dumps. Because in my head, I've been picturing like an alpha gorilla.

Like one that just got done like beating five other gorillas to death and then like threw poop at the other ones that are still there.

Grizz (12:22)
That's, that's true, that's fair.

Ice Bear (12:26)
Okay, okay, so average gorilla versus 100 average men.

Grizz (12:27)
Average Grilla, this Average Grilla.

Ice Bear (12:37)
Are we... So I think we've already said, but I don't think we had started yet. The men are not armed. So these are just hand-to-hand combat.

Grizz (12:44)
Yeah, that can be argument.

Ice Bear (12:50)
Does the phrase mono-e-mono bother you?

Grizz (12:55)
My name is my name.

Ice Bear (12:56)
Yes.

But sorry, I should specify. it bother you? Cause people think that means man to man.

Grizz (13:05)
I never even heard that like that being, cause I've heard, I've heard man to man, you know, that's actually kind of fair if you don't know Spanish, cause I always hear man to man mano a mano. So I can definitely think that you say man to man, to thing, not man to man, hand to hand. That makes, that actually makes sense. I can see, I can see the confusion.

Ice Bear (13:08)
Are you-

I totally get it too, but I think there's a huge chunk of non-Spanish speaking people that just think it means man to man. So it's always kind of bothered me.

Grizz (13:40)
That's funny. I never even, ⁓ like thought about that.

And that's frickin' hilarious.

Ice Bear (13:51)
I remember, I think it was, ⁓ was it Holyfield Tyson? I was little. It was a boxing match my dad was watching. And one of the undercard fights, the announcer was like, y mano. And my dad was like, no, you idiot, hombre, hombre. And he's there. Like my dad does not speak fluent Spanish. Like he knows a little bit. Like, he knows way more cibuano than he knows Spanish, but he was like fired up about it. He's a dumb ass.

Grizz (14:25)
That's actually hilarious.

Yeah. But I think, I don't know, to me, I, I think it's pretty, ⁓ I don't think it's a hard, ⁓ debate honestly. I do think that cause the grill is going to get overpowered. I think it's like, like, like enough bees will kill you. Right. think enough ants will take over a bigger bugs. I do think that like a gorilla will completely fucking wreck some people.

but one of the first 10, 20 gonna fucking take out an eye. One of the first, the 30, 40 is taking out another eye or some shit. And like that gorilla's tired. I think where, and it's funny, cause like I recently just came across a video, like, cause I thought it was like, I already, was like, the fucking girl is gonna get gassed. It's just cause I can, remember the, I remember being in so much arguments with the Baron, the Baron gorilla one. And so was like,

that and I came across a video of a guy and he's at the same shit and I was like, fucking I'm right. It's fucking bias. But it is bias but I am right but

What's great about this is what do you think? What do you actually think?

Ice Bear (15:46)
I think we need to lay a lot more groundwork because there's about a billion different variables popping up in my head that would drastically affect this. So we've already established we have a hundred random dudes versus a random gorilla. So that shifts things from how I was thinking about it already, because this could be kind of a little bitch ass gorilla. you know.

Grizz (16:09)
So, so, even think a hundred average men and an average gorilla.

Ice Bear (16:14)
Yes. So now is this battle occurring in a place where they're locked in?

Grizz (16:24)
I think it has to, I think like arena, right?

Ice Bear (16:26)
Okay, so it's in an arena. neither side can escape if they want to escape.

How condensed are we? we have any room to run around? Like, is it a hockey rink? Is it a basketball court? Is it a baseball diamond? What's our size?

Grizz (16:49)
I was thinking like WWE, like I was just thinking like, like just center thing. It could be a basketball court, spine, like anything, anything arena, like, like, like the Roman Coliseum, you know what mean? Like anything like that.

Ice Bear (17:01)
Okay, so like a Roman Coliseum track. So again, we're dealing with a hundred random men. And to your point, I don't think the gorilla wants to fight. The gorilla is not engaged. So that's the other thing. Why are they, how are they being, how are the people being convinced to fight this gorilla? Cause the gorilla doesn't want to fight them.

Is there money involved or something?

Grizz (17:29)
I think it has to be money, right? It could only be money.

Ice Bear (17:32)
So they're being paid to murder a gorilla. Okay. So, so the, the, the incentive is then money. So my follow-up question is after the gorilla realizes it's in a fight and has to fight back. And at this point, like you said, maybe it's got an eye injury or something where it's, it's hurt, but not down and out. It almost assuredly is going to either crush a person's head or

Grizz (17:35)
There you go.

Ice Bear (18:02)
bite their neck and they're gonna bleed out. Because gorillas have crazy teeth too.

Grizz (18:06)
Yeah, I think I think the gorillas. Because I remember during that this was a huge thing because even like the Rogan podcast where they're arguing about the two. The gorilla a gorillas bite is stronger than a bear's bite. A grizzly bear's bite. Yeah.

Ice Bear (18:19)
Yes, Gorilla has crazy bite force.

So this being the case, I get that. And that's what I'm saying. Like the Gorilla doesn't want to fight, but it's going to defend itself.

Grizz (18:24)
It's also an herbivore.

Yeah, eventually the bugers will try to run away until it can't and then it's gonna have to fight.

Ice Bear (18:35)
So these people that are being incentivized by money to murder said gorilla, do you not think the average guy, again, because we're talking just random dude, after seeing three or four people have their head crushed like fucking grapes, are they not going to be a little scared and be like, nah, I'm not fucking going in on that?

Grizz (18:50)
self preservation. Yeah, self preservation.

Yes, it's self preservation is going to kick in. And I do think that that's, I do think that's going to be a downfall of some of the things I do think that that's a possibility, which is it's so funny you went there because that's kind of where I was going. They do like that's like the only possibility that it would.

Ice Bear (19:12)
So

I think if you're trying to be as realistic as possible about this, it probably ends like...

87 to one and they just neither like the gorillas like I don't want to do this. I have now I'm covered in human blood. There's like 13 stomped out corpses, like one like the 14th guy just like, like gurgling his own blood. And then 87 people being like, it's not enough money. It's I don't want to do this.

Grizz (19:47)
I'm just saying though you say that.

When we do a hundred or we do 50 Texans and 50 Florida men, that girl is going down, dude. That girl is going down. It can be any demographic attacks in the Florida. We can do any mixture of 50, 50 to 90, 10 that motherfucker going down.

Ice Bear (20:10)
Okay. All right. Now that's that it.

Grizz (20:12)
Throw some, throw some

ca, throw some cajuns in there for some zest. Don't stand a chance.

Ice Bear (20:17)
This

is a very good distinction because now we had not considered the unique off sect of human that is Florida man. What is the number of Florida man that you would put up against a gorilla? Cause I don't think I need a hundred anymore. I'm thinking.

Grizz (20:27)
You

If you put, if you put

10 and one of them on bath salts, it should sick. Are we good?

Ice Bear (20:44)
I thinking about bath salts, too. At least four of the Florida banner already on bath salts.

Grizz (20:50)
I've seen the Bastos Florida man take out a fucking bus. They can handle a gorilla

Ice Bear (20:55)
Have you seen the Florida man that casually helped the state troopers wrangle the alligator? He just like hopped out. I don't even know if he hopped out of a vehicle. I think he was just walking down the center of an interstate barefoot. And he's just like, let me like mount this alligator. He just had electric tape in his pocket for some reason. Like looped up the gate.

Grizz (21:03)
Yeah.

Ha ha ha!

Ice Bear (21:25)
Also, how wild is that, that a gator can just be subdued by like scotch tape if the mouth is closed? It's the craziest. What a weakness. What a ridiculous weakness.

Grizz (21:25)
Haze.

So what?

Dude,

you know what it was held in Kumar when like he's like it has that high scene and it's that cop and it gets shot. He's like, boy, it's my only weakness. How did you know? This is like alligators. Electric tape, my only weakness. How did you know?

Ice Bear (21:47)
You

Yeah, yeah. There's certainly yeah, there's something to that. So ultimately, I guess we have a my conclusion is an it depends. It depends on some stuff.

Grizz (22:13)
It depends is safe. I'm fine with it depends.

Ice Bear (22:18)
I feel like if you're doing this scenario a bunch of different ways, it winds up in a bad stalemate. It's a sad gorilla, a PTSD group of men, and a few dead men.

Grizz (22:23)

I think.

I think that's fair. ⁓

So here's the thing. I know this is the thing I am pretty desperate. The humans are going to take their grill at nine times out of 10. Um, but the best thing about this debate is the memes and, and, and so the thing is that I, when I first heard the gorilla stuff, I was like, I, I obviously went to Harambe and lately the a hundred men to gorilla memes. Yeah. So

Ice Bear (22:53)
There are some good memes out of it.

Dicks out. Dicks out.

Grizz (23:10)
The... The...

I'm so glad that the grillings have morphed into Harambee memes too. Have you seen these? So I have some queued up. So are you almost done with your first beer?

Ice Bear (23:21)
I haven't, no.

please share.

I can be very quickly if we need to be.

Grizz (23:32)
So this

is my last bit of it. I am going to finish this and go grab my next one. Well, as I say, let's I say let's introduce our next beer. And then actually, no, no, let's do it. We're 25. We got time. We're gonna go keep this one segment because it'd be a good segment. We're gonna go we're going straight into these motherfucking memes to finish us off. Let's go. Let's see.

Ice Bear (23:38)
Okay.

I like it.

I like it.

Grizz (24:00)
Let's see, can I do this? Actually, here's the thing. Can I do this on?

Ice Bear (24:09)
no, on the tablet now.

Grizz (24:10)
Yeah, it's

true. That's where I'm like, let me see if I can do this on the tablet. That's a it's a good. That's a camera speaker.

Ice Bear (24:15)
too risky. It's too risky,

damn it. ⁓ God, it's too risky.

Grizz (24:21)
And

I wonder if you can do it. Can you do a share and is it opt to share your screen? Cause if so, I'm going to send you all these memes to you and then you can do it. You can. And it says screen sharing. Okay, perfect. All right. So I'm going to send all these to you and then you're going to do it. So this is going to be good. All right.

Ice Bear (24:27)
Yes.

Yes, I can. Yes. I sure can.

Grizz (24:46)
Are you on ⁓ your Instagram page or should I send them to the podcast?

Ice Bear (24:51)
You can send it to... Yeah, you can send it to mine.

Grizz (24:59)
Alright, I'm gonna send you, and this isn't even just all of them. So I'm gonna send you to, ⁓

Let's go to yours. One and you could see this. You. All right, so I'm going to start with one where I saw that guy's video and I was like, hey, he basically said what a kind of what I was thinking and he went to other stuff.

Ice Bear (25:27)
This is majestic.

Grizz (25:29)
Yeah,

so don't. Look at all of them yet. How much should I send you so far?

Ice Bear (25:38)
Do I want the entire screen or do I just want a window? You've sent me one. Oh my God. One, two, three, four, five. You've sent me five. Yes.

Grizz (25:47)
Five. see what the law is.

Let's see, you can probably do...

You can do, let's see. You can actually probably maybe just go screen and then we can switch to cameras like when you're going through the things, because I do think I have others. So one second, let me see that. We'll start with Homeboy here.

Then I want to say, let me just make sure.

Ice Bear (26:29)
⁓ no. I'm just looking at some of these now and there. There.

Grizz (26:34)
Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so let's all right. All right, this should be good enough. All right, so yeah, so we'll just do that. I know there's some more, but I'm not gonna dig through these on this podcast episode. So those are enough to close this out. Okay. So just share screen, make sure the audio is being shared and we'll go from there.

Ice Bear (26:58)
Let's go share audio. Yes, we're good. We're good. All right, you ready to roll? Let's roll.

Grizz (27:04)
Just go bottom up.

Ice Bear (27:06)
no, I went top down.

Grizz (27:09)
Yeah, so so go bottom up.

Make sure audio is played.

Ice Bear (27:36)
you

Yeah.

no.

Grizz (28:46)
Ha ha ha ha!

Ice Bear (28:46)
There you have it.

I mean, it's, it's, can't argue with that logic.

⁓ no.

⁓ beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful what else do have here ⁓ no

Grizz (29:13)
Hahahaha

Ice Bear (29:36)
you

Grizz (29:39)
It's so good.

Ice Bear (29:40)
laser

laser

no!

⁓ They keep getting worse.

you

All right, Brock Lesnar.

Rock Lesnar versus a gorilla is a worthwhile... I would pay to see that.

Grizz (30:37)
That's a 1v1 mono a mono

that I'm like, you know what? This motherfucker got a chance.

Ice Bear (30:42)
I'd pay to see that fight. really would.

Grizz (30:46)
That's so good. It's so damn good.

Ice Bear (30:48)
Yeah, that's very good.

Grizz (30:52)
That's good. I think I think a hundred men can beat a gorilla, but I think the most likely outcome is going to be that they're going to be like, nah, I ain't doing that shit.

But 10 Florida men can absolutely kill a gorilla and they will do that shit.

Ice Bear (31:13)
And there you have it.

Grizz (31:14)
That being said.

Beer number two.

Ice Bear (31:20)
yeah absolutely where we have for number one how you feel

Grizz (31:24)
So.

I like it. It's a good, it's a good EPA. Also, I didn't even get to this. ⁓ old Grizz is being a travel bear. And Tom, I'm out here in Seattle, Washington for work, but.

So I was lucky enough to get a couple of local beers that I've never tried before or seen before or anything like that. So it's been really, really cool. This beer here is from, I didn't even tell the brewery how, how crazy I mean, I did say black grape and brewery it's in Woodinville, Washington. Never heard of it, but this one it's, it's good. I'm not wowed by it. I like it. Like if I was in Washington and I saw it on tap, like, cool. get that one.

Ice Bear (32:02)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Grizz (32:13)
It's good. ⁓ it kind of has like some golden wise, some, you know, like some of the German beers, how they kind of taste kind of waxy.

You know what I'm talking about? It has that kind of, has that kind of taste in it. So it's interesting. It's not, it's not bad by any means, but it's not, I'm not loving it. I'm giving it a B minus. I give B minus. B minus C plus. Right now is B minus by the end of the, by the end of the episode. I don't know, but B minus right now.

Ice Bear (32:28)
Interesting.

Mm-hmm.

Very good. ⁓ This much like mad Tom before him, and even major Tom when he went to space is, like I said, before the episode started recording, I thought it was going to be B plus for the floor. And it exceeded that. It's a it's an A for sure. It's a it's a really good beer.

Grizz (33:06)

Damn. Tom, don't fucking miss.

Ice Bear (33:11)
the

he doesn't miss and also just I am a sucker for pine anything with a little bit of like resin for the aftertaste I I don't know what it is about that I love it absolutely love it

Damn. Damn.

Grizz (33:31)
So, since I'm not home, I can't be prepared, so I gotta go run and grab my beer.

Ice Bear (33:36)
Alright, that's fair. Go ahead. Go ahead.

So, Grizz, that beer getter. Well, he's out here in Washington. think it's time that we... I wasn't engaging in sabotage.

Grizz (33:58)
I'm in a hotel room.

I'm in a hotel room. My room from the desk to the refrigerator is like 10 gallops.

Ice Bear (34:09)
Just a small number of gallops. You know, that is a missed opportunity. People should measure rooms and gallops rather than square feet.

Grizz (34:19)
Take a desk full of Cheez-Its.

Ice Bear (34:20)
10 by 10 living room? Fuck that, it's three gallops. This is three gallops wide.

Grizz (34:25)
I was fast as shit in Gallup in elementary school. I was good at it.

Ice Bear (34:29)
gallops?

When's the last time you skipped?

Grizz (34:34)
Been a long time, but I was good as soon as that too. I was fast. I don't know about now.

Ice Bear (34:38)
So

I was watching a thing where apparently a lot of adults have kind of forgotten the skill. Just for whatever reason, your brain just doesn't remember how to skip. And so was like, do I know how to do it? It's apparently real. Some people.

Grizz (34:41)
Buh.

Ain't no way that's not real. Ain't no way this here. I can skip the

fuck out of this. I haven't. I'm not doing an extra recording, but I'm pretty sure I can fucking skip.

Ice Bear (35:00)
All right. You should...

Well, you said you're walking to work right now while you're out there, Just give it a couple seconds.

Grizz (35:06)
Yeah, but it's it's

in the the hills in Seattle ain't no fucking joke. I'm talking about like, God damn, my calves are fucking burnt because the thing is like, here's the thing. I can Uber to like the destination, the work site. And it's it's comped. But I'm like, 20 minute walk. Not that bad. And it's actually kind of nice because I'm like, straight to downtown. But the fucking hills. Shit ain't fun.

Ice Bear (35:27)
Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You have to go to Beth's. There's our first sponsor opportunity. Beth's Cafe, Seattle, Washington. You want to be a sponsor? Hop on board.

Grizz (35:38)
I'd to help.

Where cuz I know I'm staying downtown kind of by like by like I mean nice kind of horizontal stuff, but You know like at the 9th Street Market I'm like across

Ice Bear (36:00)
Yes.

Okay, probably a 12 minute drive.

Grizz (36:09)
I guess I can Uber. ⁓

Ice Bear (36:10)
Yeah.

Hold on, let's see if, I'm gonna see walking directions.

Grizz (36:20)
That's it. So as you look at it, do you have your second beer? Beautiful. Look at that. How the turns have tabled.

Ice Bear (36:23)
I do. Yeah, that's with me. I was I was prepared.

how the turns have tabled.

Grizz (36:32)
So while you look that up, I am going keep this going and go to my next priority. This one right here.

Stoop established brewing, stoop brewing established in 2013. S T O P. Oh, St O U P stope stoop. I don't know what the fuck that word is.

This right here is a 7.1. It is, um, I'm going to give the name after, but this, this EPA is a cool as can be bittered with warrior resident and dry hops with Citra love them and Simcoe cryo hops. like Simcoe as well, but Citra is my, one of my favorites. If not my favorite for a smooth floral. like floral.

It's citrus aroma. like citrus notes of passion fruit pine and a little, a little teeny bit of berry. Awesome. So in a little berry also make an appearance. This combination of hops is delicious and refreshing. And in the, in the middle words of

Ice Bear (37:38)
⁓ that sounds exquisite.

Grizz (37:54)
Sportscaster Stuart Scott, as cool as the other side of the pillow. This right here, this is other side of the pillow, Ipa.

Ice Bear (38:02)
I'm Miss Stuart Scott.

That looks great. And also I miss Stuart Scott, RIP Stuart Scott. That's a great, that's a great can.

Grizz (38:11)
Look, I just...

Look at this can right here.

Ice Bear (38:19)
I really like it. Stoop. Stoop kid's gonna leave his stoop. What was your first beers ABV by the way?

Grizz (38:21)
Love it.

Small, small boy. Small boy, 6.9.

Ice Bear (38:35)
⁓ Aviator was a 6.5.

Grizz (38:38)
Yeah, so mine 6.9, 7.1, so two smallers.

Ice Bear (38:42)
Okay, so first of all, I don't often feel the need to toot my own horn, but I'm gonna toot my own horn a little bit.

Grizz (38:52)

piney as fuck. God damn.

Ice Bear (38:55)
So I'm jealous.

Grizz (38:57)
Smells

like a pine forest.

Ice Bear (39:00)
What did I just say? I thought the distance if you were to if you were to take a trek

Grizz (39:06)
no, you said a 12 minute drive. You didn't say truck.

Ice Bear (39:08)
You know,

do you know how long it is driving?

12 minutes on the dot. haven't lived in Washington in 14 years. Still remember. Steel trap. Steel trap this noodle. I have bad news about walking, because the walking path puts this at two hours and five minutes.

Grizz (39:16)
Yeah.

Damn.

God damn. mean, can like

my Ubers are my Ubers are comp by the company, but I got to pay for them first. And I you know, that's kind of like, I can't justify it. Even though it's going to get comp later. can't, it's hard for me to justify. Hold on. The tiger's interrupting. Yeah. Yes.

Ice Bear (39:43)
Yeah, that's fair.

Grizz (39:50)
What's pee-pee water? What the fuck? Your beer looks like pee-pee water.

It's an eepa, it's not a pee- it's not piss water.

Let's see what we

Ice Bear (40:09)
⁓ I mean, the smell of it makes me want it. You know what that looks like? Pepe water.

Grizz (40:21)
It's not a bud light it's not gonna taste like piss, okay, I can see how it's light so fine I will give you I will give you that

Ice Bear (40:30)
Alright, so I'm gonna crack my second one open. as you may recall, I did promise... I thought I had something that would bring all the boys to the yard today. You know, I might have to charge them if they show up. But this bad boy... ⁓ god, it's exploding. Sorry, wait. Kelis makes sauces now?

Grizz (40:41)
And they're like...

You know I should make sauces now?

Yeah, the girl that made that song, she makes like sauces now.

Ice Bear (41:03)
Like hot sauces?

Grizz (41:05)
Yeah, like sauces, like barbecue sauces and shit. I remember, I remember she was doing a at central market, which is like the bougie HB wing. She was at one of them in Dallas and she was demoing live demoing her sauces that she makes. And then she sells it central market.

Ice Bear (41:07)
I had no idea.

Grizz (41:26)
It also looks like peepee water.

Ice Bear (41:30)
I'll have you know this is the highest quality peepee water. Okay. So this, my good bear is from Big Rig Beruri. This is the MoHop. It is a triple EPA, 10.3. In a world where ⁓ hops rule.

Grizz (41:34)
This is a sophisticated peepee water.

Ooh.

Ice Bear (41:54)
The battle for perfect balance of flavor is never ending. MoHOP is hammered with greatness of the citrusy, northern, juicy Southern Hemisphere hops, then hit with a mango puree to balance out the massive 10.3. Which hops are the best? All of them. This is MoHOP.

Grizz (42:16)
That looks fucking amazing. So it's basically a triple mango Ipa. I love the art.

Ice Bear (42:18)
You'll note.

Yes,

laser eyes. Everyone's got mohops. ⁓

Grizz (42:25)
Popeyes.

That is awesome. The mo hop. That's so I thought it was like mo hop like more hops, but now it's a mo it's a mohawk hop. It's a mohawk out of mohawk mohawk out of hops. That's pretty great.

Sounds like a Kendrick bar.

MASTER!

Ice Bear (43:11)
just gonna leave that foam there for a while. That is extremely mango-y.

Grizz (43:18)
Like, mango four, like...

Mmm.

Ice Bear (43:22)
mango

forward mango aftertaste the puree is pureed pureed to puree extreme all right

Grizz (43:26)
Strong.

So what so

what's your what's your feeling with that? Do you like really fruited epos?

Ice Bear (43:39)
Generally, yes. Yeah.

Grizz (43:40)
Okay, I think they're real hit and miss like like that that ⁓ was the one I had last week my name is or something

Ice Bear (43:49)
That sounds right. Hold on. Let me check my notes.

Grizz (43:51)
Whatever it was.

Look at that. It wasn't. Okay, that one, yeah.

Ice Bear (43:56)
Mindhaze Cosmic Crush.

Grizz (44:03)
That one, wasn't bad, but it was so fruited that like, know I like the bitters more than you do, but I do think a distinct flavor inside EEPA is like a hint of bitters and that minehaze was fruited so much that the bitters were like, it was almost non-existent. You know? So like,

It kind of, it, it took away something that I like in EPAS. So it was like, it wasn't bad, but it was, it was so fruitive that it became a negative.

Ice Bear (44:40)
I can see that.

Grizz (44:42)
Yeah, so that might just be my palette. ⁓

Ice Bear (44:47)
No, no,

I can see that. So in our ⁓ quest for keeping things debatable this evening, I do have some more great debates in mind if you'd like to explore some of them.

Grizz (45:07)
Let's do it. I, the name of this episode is going to be debates at eight.

Ice Bear (45:12)
I like it. I like it a lot.

Grizz (45:14)
Damn, damn. Write that down

so I don't forget it. Write it down so I don't forget it.

Ice Bear (45:19)
⁓ no, hold on, I'm going to text you because I don't have a pen. Wait, Debates in 8?

Grizz (45:27)
Debates innate or debates innate? I don't know, whichever.

Ice Bear (45:30)
debates in eight. There we go. I meant to I meant to send you debates in a and I just sent you just Yeah, I just sent you porn. I got terrified because I thought one of the dogs was having a stroke and and my lovely wife is giggling behind me. She snuck into the room and had a hearty chuckle. It the

Grizz (45:38)
Masturbate.

Ice Bear (45:58)
the very violent porn I just sent you. There's midgets. It's, mean, wait, there's, damn it, we're gonna have to censor that. There's dwarves. Hold on, what's the politically correct term? Little people. What is it? I'm trying. Gorillas? No, you're not, no, not vertically challenged.

Grizz (46:07)
It's fine. They're not gonna listen. They're not gonna listen to this. fine.

No, no vertically challenged

Ice Bear (46:26)
They don't, space efficient, there we go. The space efficient people are engaging in porn. And I sent it to you.

All right. So our first debate, other than gorillas, could Iron Mike Tyson of Punch Out fame in his prime knock out a restrained tiger? This seems insane. Restrained, absolutely. I want to make the question unrestrained.

Grizz (46:54)
Wait.

So,

so, so not, not my tiger, cause 1000 % just died. And a wild, a wild tiger, Siberian tiger, not, okay, an animal, okay.

Ice Bear (47:04)
No, a tiger. The animal. Yes.

Yes.

Grizz (47:13)
I'm getting, I'm getting.

Ice Bear (47:14)
You

Grizz (47:17)
I'm getting side eyes.

She feels like she's catching strays. so can Mike Tyson knock out a restrained tiger? Yeah, 1000%. It's easy.

Ice Bear (47:31)
Yes.

I think so too, yeah. I don't understand why this question is... Yeah, Mike Tyson is a very strong human being and, you know, restrained is mean. That seems very cheating.

Grizz (47:40)
How's that a debate? He's rocking that shit.

And tigers like their apex predators. They're never going to experience a fucking hit like that.

Ice Bear (47:54)
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Grizz (47:58)
Where's she getting

rocked?

Ice Bear (48:02)
Now this, I don't even understand this one. Are there more people in the world or more chairs in the world?

Grizz (48:10)
much.

Ice Bear (48:12)
Why would there be more chairs?

Grizz (48:15)
Cause like you have a single family of two or three and have a whole dining set of fucking eight terrors. And then you, and then you have arm chairs and you have rocking chairs and then you have freaking lazy boys. And then you have like, and you factor in stools and like, Hey, like, like the average, the average house of three or four humans has at least fucking nine, eight to 10 chairs.

Ice Bear (48:43)
The average bougie ass bear house might have 50 chairs. What about homeless people? What about like every...

Grizz (48:52)
park benches?

Ice Bear (48:56)
All right. you're, I mean, when you think about it, just stadiums alone kind of offset it. I forgot about stadiums. You've got like 70,000. So that would have, why don't they let homeless people go into stadiums?

Grizz (49:10)
Cause

I'll fuck them up. They'll shit everywhere and piss everywhere. It ain't a good thing.

Ice Bear (49:18)
second half of this episode is bears get cancelled that's what this is called

Grizz (49:23)
Did I ever tell

you what I saw this homeless lady just shit like fucking straight into the parking lot? Like when I was walking to the gym in downtown Dallas, I'm talking about, so I'm walking down the street. I'm going to the gym. used to be, my gym used to be about like three miles away from the duplex I used to live at. So I was like, and it was in downtown Dallas. And I was like, you know what? I'm just going to walk to the gym and walk back, get a little cardio in. It's going be great. So I would, I would walk towards some of the shady parts.

downtown Dallas. I lived in East Dallas and I was going to downtown. Anyways, I looked to the side while I'm walking. And in this parking lot, it's like a med clinic and something else. It's fucking empty as shit because it's kind of early in the morning. And I see this old, older homeless lady. And she's popping the squat, right? And I see like, pants to bright below the knees. She has a newspaper.

in one hand right folded like in half with one hand in the pop squat and the thing she's pulling one of her cheek open with the other hand and like as soon as I turned fucking shit cannon and I was like what the and I looked straight ahead because I know she saw that I saw and I just kept walking I'm saying

Ice Bear (50:45)
That's the only thing you can do at that point. You don't want to have that conversation.

Grizz (50:49)
Yeah, I don't want to. I just saw this lady just shoot a fucking cannon out of her, but I don't need her to like try to talk to.

Ice Bear (51:00)
Speaking of dirty things, if a bar of soap falls on the floor, is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?

Grizz (51:08)
This soap's

dirty. Easy.

Ice Bear (51:11)
I... I don't know, I...

Because I'm trying to imagine like if you have a bar of soap, right, and you're walking down the road, and for whatever reason, you drop the soap in like a pile of dog poop, you're probably never going to want to use that soap again. So I am inclined to believe yes, soap can be dirty, even though the soap probably isn't dirty like the

Grizz (51:28)
This is a sub sturdy.

Yeah. Outer layer of the subs journey. can cut off the end and it's fine.

But like, I still don't want to.

Ice Bear (51:42)
But would you, would

you even want to? Yeah. Like, would you just, I think you forfeit the soap at that point, right? You think I'd try and save it.

Grizz (51:47)
I mean if it's

in dog duty of course. If it's just dirt, yeah I'm fucking just peel it and keep pushing. I spent money on it.

Ice Bear (51:59)
Alright. Alright. Does a straw have one hole or two?

Grizz (52:04)
One.

Ice Bear (52:06)
Yeah, I'm fully on board with that because it's just one big hole. It's one really long hole.

Grizz (52:10)
Yeah.

I'm pretty sure there's like a dirty joke we can say into there, but yeah.

Ice Bear (52:17)
So, well, no, I'm trying to rationalize the other side of this. So they're just picturing both ends of the thing as their own whole. Is that the other, is that how they're perceiving it?

Grizz (52:21)
It's a long cylinder. can't say it's one.

So I guess but but

I mean it has to be more space in the middle go I get stupid to continue a space.

Ice Bear (52:36)
Look, you can't call those people stupid when you think water is w- like, come on. You're a water- you're a water wetter. Water is not wet.

Grizz (52:45)
Yeah, water is what?

So the argument for water not being wet is because water is the state of water. like with anything within water, it's not necessarily wet because you're encapsulated in it, correct?

Ice Bear (53:01)
Well, it's just water makes things wet. You can't, it, can't be wet because how would you make it wetter? can't, you can't put water in water. I mean, you can, but then it's still water. It's not wet water. Like if I take a bucket of water and I pour it, and I pour it, a bear hairy? Yes.

Grizz (53:04)
Yeah.

Yeah.

Is a bear hairy?

Is

a hair ball hairy? Is a ball of hairy, hairy? Yes, it is.

Ice Bear (53:29)
is a ball of hair hairy.

Grizz (53:31)
Yeah, it is.

Ice Bear (53:34)
Yes.

Grizz (53:35)
Yeah, and it's just made of hair. You can add more hair to it and it's still a ball of hair, but it's so fucking hairy.

Ice Bear (53:46)
Hmm. I bet a smarter person could argue with you, but I'm willing to concede to that point. I will concede to that.

Grizz (53:50)
Ha ha ha ha ha!

just saw that right now and now I'm using that forever.

Ice Bear (54:00)
Using that till the end of time. Checkmate atheists.

Alright, this isn't a debate. What is this talking about? Name 10 parts of the human body that are three letters long. Is this doable? Okay, let's try it. Arm. Leg. Alright, we got two. Eight to eight to go.

Grizz (54:15)
arm like.

Are you on

arm leg?

Ice Bear (54:24)
year.

Grizz (54:26)
The arm, leg, ear, yeah.

Ice Bear (54:28)
I

Grizz (54:30)
So arm, leg, ear, eye, how much is it? Eight?

Ice Bear (54:33)
It wanted ten.

Grizz (54:35)
⁓ okay. Arm, air, arm, leg, ear, eye.

Ice Bear (54:42)
I'm just gonna go, I'm gonna go head to toe. This is how I'm gonna do this. Toe.

Grizz (54:47)
God damn good. Okay, that's five. We're halfway there and nine of them are you.

Ice Bear (54:49)
All right.

Are we going to count nip instead of nipple or is that slang? That feels cheating. That feels like cheating.

Grizz (55:00)
I'm on for

a little puzzle, but we'll save that until like later. We can't do it.

Ice Bear (55:05)
Okay.

Grizz (55:07)
shorthand tech.

Ice Bear (55:11)
That also feels cheating. Like if we're allowed to abbreviate or shorten then it gets easier. Are there 10?

Grizz (55:11)
Nah, yeah, okay, okay.

Yeah, okay. said, it's another, okay.

Well, I kind of think about this. Let's think gut is gut now, right? ⁓

Ice Bear (55:24)
Yes, no that

no that should count that's not short for anything is it got yeah I can't wait for the comment from some some scientist that stands for gluteo-tournal candidate you idiots

Grizz (55:28)
Alright, so gut. I don't think so. Gut, right? Yeah, okay. So five, six, six.

Yeah, okay, and I bet you think water is wet stupid.

Okay. Okay. All right.

Ice Bear (55:48)
⁓ Abs. No, that's abdominals.

Grizz (55:52)
⁓ shit.

Yeah. Fine. I got excited for nothing.

Ice Bear (55:59)
finger, knuckle, elbow, shoulder.

Dick. Is there K in that? ⁓ Hold on. Picture all of the restroom bathroom graffiti you've seen throughout life. I'm pretty sure a few of those guys spell it D-I-C. Dick. yeah, or D-I-K, you're absolutely right.

Grizz (56:12)
If it's circumcised, no.

Yeah, Orange is D.I.K.

No,

do you remember the in the 90s thing where it was like, I don't know if it was like, it's like the room thing and it goes into the sky and they had a little thing and it was like DIC and it was like, deek. Do you remember that?

Ice Bear (56:45)
Yes!

DICK! Yeah, I forgot about that. What was that?

Grizz (56:50)
You just,

I mean, it was a production company, wasn't it? I'm assuming so. Cause I remember it being, yeah, I remember in the nineties.

Ice Bear (56:54)
Yeah. my God. That has has Epstein all

over it. That is an Epstein company for sure.

Grizz (57:02)
It's like the penis towers in The Little Mermaid.

Ice Bear (57:05)
God, they were fucking maniacs back then.

Grizz (57:08)
I can weirdos. All right, let's think. Okay.

Ice Bear (57:11)
I don't know if there are 10, man. This might be one of these. All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna cheat. I'm gonna cheat and then I won't tell you if there actually are 10.

Grizz (57:13)
I can't... They know, yeah.

I don't believe it.

Ice Bear (57:24)
I don't think there are either.

Grizz (57:26)
Yeah, I don't believe it.

Ice Bear (57:32)
I'm mad immediately. I'm mad immediately. There's so many. ⁓ we're fucking stupid. I'm so mad.

Grizz (57:36)
fuck, okay.

Gum, gums, no gums is four, right? Yeah, gums is an account, it's four. Gum, single, singular, lip.

Ice Bear (57:42)
no gum gum gum gum gum

lip is another yeah

Grizz (57:49)
Damn, okay, hold on, all right, right, all right. All right, so gum, lip, hold on, gum, lip.

Ice Bear (57:52)
I'm so... I'm so mad.

I we missed another one if it's in the same region that you're working on right now. What's around there?

Grizz (58:04)
⁓ so gum and Call it no lip.

Ice Bear (58:11)
Stay, no, stay closer. Yeah. You're close. You're almost touching it. You're almost touching it.

Grizz (58:14)
Peace. God.

tooth in their teeth now.

Ice Bear (58:22)
you're not moving your move your finger you're gonna touch it eventually no no no i'm okay kind of no no no no too high too high drop it down drop it down drop it drop it your screen froze this is terrible come on not your mustache keep keep keep going down keep going down keep keep going

Grizz (58:39)
Okay, so

So not lip, not

gum. So lip, gum.

Ice Bear (58:47)
What

part of down are you not getting? You're stuck on your teeth. There you go. Stop. Stop. What is that?

Grizz (58:51)
⁓ sorry.

A chin has four.

Ice Bear (58:59)
move moved to move over here maybe what is this

Grizz (59:06)
Fucking jaw, god damn. Damn. ⁓ shit. Damn. So gum lip jaw. We're stupid. Gum lip jaw. Do we get ear? We got ear, right? We got ear.

Ice Bear (59:07)
Jaw. There you go. All right.

Yeah, I'm mad we missed all of those.

I think we got Eye and Ear.

Grizz (59:24)
No, we didn't. No, we didn't because we got we got no we got arm leg We got we do we have we got arm leg eye toe arm like

Ice Bear (59:24)
All right.

That's...

This is going to be

this is going be awful to edit.

Grizz (59:37)
Actually, yeah, fuck, just just just shoot five of them

out of that list. can end this shit.

Ice Bear (59:43)
No, not I mean awful because you're going to go back and you're going to be like, yeah, we definitely said.

Grizz (59:48)
Yeah. All right.

All right. So let's go. I'm gonna show what we got. And then you're gonna finish it with both. Okay. Arm, leg, eye, toe, jaw, lip, ear.

What else? Gut.

Ice Bear (1:00:05)
All right,

we missed hip.

We missed rib. This feels kind of cheaty, but they have lap listed.

Grizz (1:00:13)
RIP, damn.

Yeah, this is like, that's not a fucking body part. I mean, it is, but it's not. is. But it's a thigh.

Ice Bear (1:00:22)
Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. There's also ⁓ lap. Some of these people got got very ⁓ interested. They said ass.

Grizz (1:00:40)
Yeah, all me ass works, guess. Kind of.

Ice Bear (1:00:42)
They also

got kind of temporary, like some not like permanent body parts, but temporary. have zit, fat, wax, gas. Yeah, these all, yeah, these all feel cheesy. Yeah.

Grizz (1:00:54)
Yeah, this this is our body parts. That's what a little body daddy. Yeah, they fucking suck. All right, we got tennis fighting. Next

one. Keep going. Fuck this. That was actually a good one.

Ice Bear (1:01:06)
All right.

Alright, this isn't so much a debate as I suppose it is just a curious exploration of human habit. Do you wet your toothbrush before or after applying the toothpaste?

I'll tell you what I do.

Grizz (1:01:31)
I'm trying to think about what I do.

before. I knew before.

Ice Bear (1:01:39)
Okay, I do both.

Grizz (1:01:42)
Yeah, I was thinking I sometimes I do both. But typically I do I do before because like I'll always get my toothbrush. And I don't know why like I will get my toothbrush, I will run it underwater to like and then get my thumb and flick it everywhere. And then then do it again. And I guess that's me cleaning it. I don't know. But I've done it forever.

I don't know. That's how I've always done it. I feel like I'm cleaning it.

Ice Bear (1:02:10)
I mean, I had, I

had, I admire your ingenuity. Good for you. I don't think that's doing anything but good for you. But I definitely I have to run the thing under the water. Because for some reason in my head, that makes the toothpaste stick to it better. I'm like, Ah, yes, the the the aqua, the aqua bond.

Grizz (1:02:19)
Yeah, I've done this since was little.

Ice Bear (1:02:38)
the water glue. And then after the toothpaste is on there, I re-wet it to sink the toothpaste in there better.

Grizz (1:02:47)
Yeah, mine, mine, mine has always been to like wash whatever settle in the bristles. That's why I watered the toothbrush and then flipped it around and rewatered it. That's why I was why I did it.

Ice Bear (1:03:00)
I like it. I like it.

Now the other thing we talked about doing, cause I have no transitions and no segues tonight, ⁓ was, was word associations. ⁓ my God. You're you're, no. All right. Hold on. I have work to do. have work to do. Hold on.

Grizz (1:03:11)
We got a third beer to transition into.

Oh, so again,

we're at an hour. Yeah, an hour five. I'm at the end of the second mirror, and we have a third segment.

I we can, you know.

We're actually like at an hour or two because three, first three minutes were nothing.

Ice Bear (1:03:37)
I'm.

That's not true at all. They're great. They were tough here. No, they're not. You keep them. I think, you know what I think you should do at some point? Just no editing. Leave in all the garbage and make people listen to it.

Grizz (1:03:45)
They're getting cut out.

I really really want to get to the point where we can just go live and then we just post the live show and that's it. There's no editing and it's just whatever fucking happens happens.

That's where I want to get to.

Ice Bear (1:04:14)
What is old Google trying to do? I'm just trying to find a good list of words to associate. That's all I want. I don't know. I can't do it. I'm working on this beer. I'm going to let your brain power solve this problem.

Grizz (1:04:35)
Let's find a word association. So let's go. see.

Ice Bear (1:04:41)
So let me ask you this. You're in Seattle. Has it been raining the whole time?

Grizz (1:04:46)
It has not. It's been like really sunny and clear.

Ice Bear (1:04:50)
So probably the most interesting thing to me when I lived there, because before I moved there, I'd only ever lived on, no, that's a lie, because it was in Nevada. Okay. I had never lived in the pack Northwest prior to that. And so my only knowledge of it was like TV media, my relatives that lived in Oregon, and they basically all had to convince me that it rains constantly. And it does rain a lot there. But, but also.

Grizz (1:05:16)
Which is what I heard.

Ice Bear (1:05:19)
the rain is very, it'll be like an hour or two a day. And then the rest of the day is just fucking gorgeous. And because because of the fact that it rains like an hour to a day, everything is very, very green. So like this this time of year, I imagine like if you look at ⁓ any of the parks, it probably just it looks like a movie set. Like it's it's so pretty all the time.

Grizz (1:05:34)
Yep.

Yeah,

I personally think is like so like the taxi driver has so also one thing here because of like laws have passed anybody that comes to Seattle, let's just all either you maybe nine after this episode. If you come to Seattle, don't get a fucking Uber. Don't get a lift because they have that whole like law the past like what 10 years ago. So like airport to downtown fucking 7080 bucks easy. If you're lucky 60

The taxis flat fare $45 or like 48 to come out to about 150. So you saved you 20 bucks. Now, initially I was going to write the train because like I was going to do it. was like, know, fuck it. But, but then, but I had a layover and I had all the stuff. I was on the plane from like, by the time I got to the airport in Dallas.

And landed in Seattle. was like, it was a good fuck. wouldn't, my flight was like a right, like seven, 10 Dallas time. And then I landed in Phoenix, like at seven 40. So that's like a good, basically almost three hour flight and then 30 minutes gets my flight hour to take off. And then another three hour flight. So it was like a total of like seven, eight hours by time from Dallas to.

I got to Seattle and then the train riders and be an hour. I was like, fuck that. I'm paying. I'm going to even those $3. I was, I'm going to pay the money to say I can get to my hotel.

Ice Bear (1:07:22)
Well, the thing is like, if you're not like from that area, a lot of people probably don't realize SeaTac, where the airport that you fly into for Seattle is not in Seattle. It's called SeaTac because it's pretty much centered between Seattle and Tacoma. And so like when I lived out there, I worked in Federal Way, which is also kind of in between those two. And I would drive people from Federal Way to SeaTac all the time. And like, that's a trek.

Grizz (1:07:33)
Yes, not.

Between the comma. Yeah.

Ice Bear (1:07:51)
So it's definitely not like you can't just pop in the airport and be like, okay, I'll like, it's, you still got a ways to go to get into the city.

Grizz (1:08:00)
But the thing is like the drive is like no traffic 20 minutes.

Ice Bear (1:08:06)
But that's lucky if you get no traffic, because i5 backs up like crazy sometimes.

Grizz (1:08:09)
Yeah. Yeah.

So, so, so like, you get to see, so here's the thing where I'm like, okay, one is because of like the Uber and Lyft sprite share law that they passed like a long time ago, they have to pay him a certain amount. So like it's X of that. And then they have to like a base pay thing. And then another thing like it's a couple of charges they add to it. It's super expensive because like in Dallas, in LA,

Like I could get from LAX to fucking nearly Pasadena in mid time thing for like 50 bucks.

So, that's twice, that's almost twice the distance, but it's just because of like this thing where you have to pay the thing a certain amount of it to where it's boosted up. that where it's 17 miles or is the thing it comes out to fucking 70, $80. Like it's wild. So that means that the tech like, which is wild because everyone else's taxes are more expensive than Uber and Lyft. But here, especially cause a lot of the taxes, what they do, cause it got smart is they'll do a base, a base price.

Ice Bear (1:08:50)
Yeah.

Grizz (1:09:17)
Now let's try to, let's try to fucking con you everything you use before you get it to the taxi. You'd be like base price at whatever. And you would make them agree to it before they do it. But like you can get to the airport to like downtown Seattle for like 45, you know, 50 bucks with tip and shit. But yeah, and they'll take you in a Prius.

Ice Bear (1:09:42)
Of course they will. Of course they will. All right. How was number two?

Grizz (1:09:50)
Number two is better than Raven. You're a better you're a better animal than a cowboy dog. Even though this cowboy dog looks like Hank the cowdog. And you know, like it's a it's just a nod to a great sports commentator. But

Ice Bear (1:10:10)
Stuart's

got beautiful lazy eye on that man. Beautiful lazy eye.

Grizz (1:10:13)
The thing is, the Raven's

better. This pine here hit so fucking hard. This, I, C plus, straight B.

Ice Bear (1:10:25)
Nice. Very good.

Grizz (1:10:27)
This

is a good beer. If I see it, I will happily get it again and I'm going to enjoy it.

Ice Bear (1:10:34)
So mo hop despite my wanting all the boys to come through the yard for it. And I really thought they were going to our boy Tom just set the bar a little too high. So I mean, I'll finish it to verify but my gut is telling me this is going to be an A minus.

It's just not quite up to the standard of the ye olde aviator. Damn.

Grizz (1:11:08)
video.

Ice Bear (1:11:15)
Damn.

All right, so you need to go get a third.

because our branding is incorrect. It's 2B3B now and we need to just change the name.

So give me a prompt while you're away. ⁓ my God, he's just leaving with no prompt. So I just have to free, not free ball, freestyle, it off the top. Yeah, sure, let's do that. Okay. So let me tell you, let me tell you what you should be doing right now. You should be, hmm.

Grizz (1:11:35)
Not change, we're just back.

Ice Bear (1:12:04)
You know you should be doing you should be watching. ⁓ Kowloon. Surprise anime of the season. It's a sleeper. Kowloon's great. That's what you should be doing right now.

Grizz (1:12:20)
Are we saying?

Ice Bear (1:12:21)
So you had taken your headphones off. I was begging you for a prompt to spitball and ramble on. So I I flailed the entire time you were gone, just seeking for any sort of topic. ultimately I arrived at just free advertising for Kowloon, which is my current, it probably, I'm loving Lazarus, but I think that's my anime of the season so far. I love Kowloon. It's really good.

Grizz (1:12:34)
BUUUU

I hope

it.

Ice Bear (1:12:52)
And you know what? Because I don't know if it still is, but there was a time when ⁓ your favorite anime was Steins Gate. Is that still the case?

Grizz (1:13:07)
I'm still confident with Stegocetate.

Ice Bear (1:13:13)
What was in contention because you pause there. What else is in contention?

Grizz (1:13:17)
I'm trying to think and I'm like The Steins Gate is that my favorite enemy was it was ever my favorite enemy. It's up there. It's definitely is and because it's yeah, so when I'm thinking of other anime like Basilisk is up there and I fuck on the Basilisk I have like rarony catch it like samurai X tattooed on me and like that like the obi It's like yeah, so like but like

Ice Bear (1:13:39)
RK is really good. RK is really, really good.

Grizz (1:13:46)
the OVA for samurai x like before he's put this first wife and but just a man slayer like fucking top tier but uh but where I'm initially where I go is like okay I have those but I automatically go to like Evangelion was quintessential to my childhood and like my life like for 20 years but top and then like uh monogatari absolutely fucking love

So I'm like, are those my favorite? don't know. But when I think about a Steins Gate, they're like Steins Gate. It's just so fucking good. Like Steins Gate.

Because you still haven't finished you haven't watched it, right? Yeah, cuz I know

Ice Bear (1:14:26)
So I have tried for those that are not privy to this and didn't listen to the first podcast we did. I have tried probably seven times because I value old Grizz's opinion immensely to watch Steins Gate and I always get five episodes in. And I just, I just drop it five episodes in every time and it's not bad. That's the part that annoys me about my own. I just.

Grizz (1:14:53)
Well, and so

here's the thing. I got hooked. think of science games like I got hooked in episode one I did, honestly. But everybody I talked to and even the person that got me to watch it who I trusted a lot that we have we're not really income like communication anymore. But she's a good person. She's awesome. She got me it's a lot like the feels anime. ⁓

She said, it's kind of a slow start. Watch the first four episodes. If you like any bit of the first four episodes, even if you're not hooked by any bit of it, keep watching. Because I guarantee you, because he's like, before the first four episodes are so boring in comparison to everything is that once it actually gets going, because the fourth, fourth episode after the fourth, fifth episode is where it finally laid out like, this is what's happening.

From there, it's like the shit starts going and every single episode from there is like a fucking roller coaster and it's a cliffhanger and it's just like, like I finished the 26 episode series in like a day and a half.

Ice Bear (1:16:05)
Interesting.

Grizz (1:16:06)
I'm telling you, like you get past that first hurdle of like the world setting to what is happening. It is the most soul crushing, depressing, and also like the fucking greatness of human ingenuity and freaking just resilience. There is, and you see, you see people being put up to their highest levels.

And seeing people being torn down to the most visceral part of themselves that they're fucking they that they hate and scared of. And you see everything in between and it's there's funny parts and there's lighthearted parts sprinkled in there to make sure to make you like not like just want to kill yourself. It is so fucking worth it. It is one of the greatest ever.

Ice Bear (1:16:58)
Every time I hear you pitch it, I'm sold. I immediately was like, I should probably go watch that. We should give that another shot. And the thing is, I'm going to start it over because it's been over a year since I've tried it. So I have to start it from the beginning. I'm probably going to get five episodes in again. And I'm going to be like, hey, man, I don't know about this.

Grizz (1:17:24)
I I'm telling you like just like it's a thing or just just give me eight. Give me 10 Even if it's even if it's a chore and if you get 10 episodes in and you're not like, okay I want to watch another episode then like it's probably but I'm telling you it's When I say like five centimeters per second was like the emotional equivalent like watching your dog die Like Steins Gate has moments like that to where it's just like it's fucking salt

Ice Bear (1:17:30)
All right, I can do that.

All right.

All right.

Grizz (1:17:53)
crashing.

Ice Bear (1:17:55)
Alright, alright, I'll watch it. I'll give it another try.

Grizz (1:17:56)
It I think it's the best.

It's the best time traveling anime ever. It's the best time traveling story ever in my opinion.

Ice Bear (1:18:06)
Okay, so I need I need you whenever you have free time, which will be never because I know you're busy bear. ⁓ I think based on how you've described Steins Gate, I think you will really like Kowloon. The energy that I get from this is very similar because there's so it's I think there's four episodes out at this point. And it's very

Grizz (1:18:25)
down.

Ice Bear (1:18:37)
you know something has gone wrong from like a

sci fi perspective, because there's this weird tetrahedron looking thing in the sky that people talk about and they mentioned, but they don't really say what it is or why it's there. You just like they acknowledge it. So you know, it's not like you're imagining it. And they like from shot to shot, like once or twice an episode, they kind of pan to it. And they've like, all right, here's this weird thing in the sky. And

Grizz (1:18:44)
Mm-hmm.

Ice Bear (1:19:10)
at this point with how many episodes are out, kind of think it has the power to bring people back to life and or

create a multiverse where like when someone else has died they can like live in another universe where that loved one is back. It's one of the two. But it's very, it's very engaging. And so I was very pleasantly surprised because when we did our anime bracketology.

Grizz (1:19:31)
change.

Ice Bear (1:19:44)
and we're doing that. this point, it's either one or two because I'm really liking Lazarus as well. ⁓ But they're both great. They're both really good.

Grizz (1:20:02)
Yeah, I'm down. It sounds great.

Ice Bear (1:20:08)
Now the question is, did you find some word associations?

Grizz (1:20:15)
I found just a general list.

and it's super general, I'm like, ⁓ it's not, know.

Ice Bear (1:20:23)
I mean, general is good. Because normally, I think what makes these things interesting is where your brain goes. Like the word, the prompt doesn't really matter. It's more the what do you do with that? Because probably the funniest one I've ever seen is ⁓ the dudes on the basement yard. One of them is like, what did they say? It's like,

Christmas or holiday or something totally nonsensical and the other guy's like, boys? And he's like almost shy about it. He's like, why did I think boys for that? So I don't think the original word matters. I think it's more what you do with it.

Grizz (1:20:59)
Mm-hmm.

All right, I'm just going to go in 100 words for association. So let's go that right. We're going to here. OK, you get your third one.

Ice Bear (1:21:16)
no, and I will not leave you hanging. I will give you a prompt because I still have that much. So I'm gonna I'm gonna finish it. Before I leave, I'm going to give you a prompt. So what did we ⁓ know, did I rank the Batman's or did you? You rank the Batman's. So

Grizz (1:21:25)
All right.

I did.

That killer's number

one. ⁓ fuck.

Ice Bear (1:21:44)
Bat nipples, which after the fact, okay, this is good. I'm glad this came up because I've been feeling bad about it. There have been multiple bat nipples. Val Kilmer and Clooney had bat nipples. So it's come up a couple of times.

Grizz (1:21:54)
not just cloning.

The thing is, the thing

is I only knew bat nipples as cloning. I didn't remember Val Kilmer having bat nipples.

Ice Bear (1:22:04)
Yeah, I don't think it really matters, mattered as much in that one. That was also the first movie I can ever remember when that came out. That was very little. It had the first merch. Like when you went to the movie theater, there were like Batman cups. And, and I was like, I need the Batman cup.

Grizz (1:22:22)
Yeah, dude, yeah. Because

the thing is that like, Two-Face in that Batman movie with that coma was fucking solid. Fucking, and then you had what? Jim Carrey as the Riddler? Bro, what? What?

Ice Bear (1:22:42)
Okay, I'm glad I'm so glad this came up. Jim Carrey is one of the most fascinating people on planet. Because he has gone from like, utter nonsense, just slapstick dumb shit, where it's just like his mannerisms and his weird cadence and the things he can do with his face.

Grizz (1:23:03)
getting to getting

back shots on fucking 10 minutes into a movie.

Ice Bear (1:23:08)
What movie is that? What? What?

Grizz (1:23:11)
I love you, Philip Morris.

Ice Bear (1:23:13)
I haven't seen that one.

Grizz (1:23:15)
So, okay. So I love you, Philip Morris. never like, I never finished the movie. I got like halfway through it, but like, I love you, Philip Morris. It's, it's a Jim Carrey movie and the cover is like him like just jumping out, you know? And it seems just whatever crazy thing I have to put in the movie and less than 10 minutes into it.

Gay sexy the fucking Jim Carrey is just fucking hammering I don't know if Jim Carrey is just hammering into dude or dude is just hammering into Jim Carrey I don't remember but like hardcore like fucking like

game scene with Jim Carrey. I was like, what the fuck? And the thing is, like, none of the, anything gives it any, any like hit that is going to be anything like that. But yeah, I love you, Philip Morris. What are the gay sex scene with Jim Carrey? That's the movie for you.

Ice Bear (1:24:16)
Okay,

that's wild because I was thinking, okay, Ace Ventura to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which is like sad boy romantic like nihilist, that kind of thing. And here we are. And I'm just learning about Jim Carrey taking back shots and or giving back shots, depending. Okay. So here's what I would like you to do.

Grizz (1:24:38)
That's one of the two, don't remember, it a blur.

Ice Bear (1:24:43)
and pick your poison. have options. I'm going to give you options. You can either rank the supermans while I'm away or

Grizz (1:24:54)
Wheels, 1000%.

Ice Bear (1:24:56)
Look, it's up to you. You can either rank them all or you can discuss.

Which is the best punisher? Take your pick. I'll be back.

Grizz (1:25:13)
So, okay, we'll go with this. Punisher.

never watched the series. The way I only know the meme. Great meme. Great thing. But I hear from that scene. Good scene. Never watched it though. So I can only go off of shitty 90s whatever. Air movie Punisher where he looks like you know, can be in everything. Or I can go the Punisher with John Travolta where he's a bad guy or warzone.

or that has subplot in it is dope. But I'm going to John Travolta Punisher movie as the best Punisher movie. It's not even easy.

Ice Bear (1:25:57)
to be honest with me, was that ⁓ a fake punisher assessment at the end and you've actually been spending this time telling people to donate to battered women shelters?

Grizz (1:26:06)
in the arms of an angel.

No, I just actually donated better women shelters when I was a young and I don't anymore, but I used to. But no, I was saying that I never watched a Punisher series. I just know the meme that wait, wait, wait, wait. So for me, the only punishes I can judge are Punisher where John Travolta is the bad guy and warzone where soap not in the music.

Warzone's cool as campy. just remember the chandelier thing where he's like hanging from the chandelier and he's shooting and spinning. Cool. But John Travolta, I fucking love the John Travolta Punisher movie.

Ice Bear (1:26:44)
Thomas Jane was a good punisher.

Grizz (1:26:47)
I fucking love that Punisher movie. That Punisher movie made me buy a Punisher shirt. It made me get a Punisher. It's so fucking good. Like everything about that movie, it's so fucking good.

Ice Bear (1:26:50)
It's really, really good.

Now, have

you ever seen Dolph Lundgren, the 80s one, the villain from the Rocky IV?

Grizz (1:27:07)
So I don't know that so like, remember like the 80s 90s Punisher being super campy and it was like where he's like in the latex gray Punisher thing. But I don't I remember seeing it but never actually like watched it.

Ice Bear (1:27:08)
He's the original Punisher in movies.

it is if you if you like campy like if that's if that's your thing if you can tolerate that yes yeah yeah if you can sit okay so you can watch the original Punisher you should go back and watch it it's so funny to just like see Ivan Drago fucking punishing people ⁓ so Thomas Jane one is absolutely excellent I

Grizz (1:27:32)
Like Flash Gordon.

I love Flash Gordon.

Ice Bear (1:27:53)
I think it's the most criminally underrated superhero movie ever.

Grizz (1:27:57)
Yeah, I fucking I like genuinely love that movie. I think it's a fantastic movie

Ice Bear (1:28:00)
But the

series, like John.

Grizz (1:28:04)
I

hear nothing but amazing things about the series. I genuinely do.

Ice Bear (1:28:07)
It's

so good. I'm going to butcher his name. John Berthel. People know who I'm talking about. From The Walking Dead, from Punisher, from now he's back as Punisher in the new Daredevil thing. He is a phenomenal actor. And also just a really interesting dude. he has, I don't know if you've seen this, he has a podcast where he will like...

Grizz (1:28:14)
Wawawawaw

Ice Bear (1:28:35)
reach out to people that have been like wrongfully imprisoned. He'll yeah, he's he's a really interesting guy. So so so he's a just a fascinating actor and a fascinating person. So if you haven't seen his Punisher, it's well worth watching. So I'm glad we've come to this point because

Grizz (1:28:40)
Dude, that's fucking dope.

That's awesome.

Ice Bear (1:29:03)
again before the episode I was kind of picking and choosing the starter and now I don't have to because I'm going to have both. So this third one here is called easy 10. It is a concord grape sour and I have no other there's no there's no description on this bad boy.

Grizz (1:29:12)
Yeah! ⁓

Ooh, ooh.

That looks fucking amazing.

Ice Bear (1:29:33)
But

I'm excited for it. Because I immediately thought grape sour is going to work well. What I'm hoping for is like Kool-Aid. Yeah, grape drink. Grape drink with beer, yeah.

Grizz (1:29:43)
Yeah, that's good. you know

grape drink. Yeah, grape drink. Yeah, yeah, 1000 % Yeah.

Yeah, that sounds fucking amazing. So I love this because I saved the best for last and I think that is the best for last for you too. So this one here, like I'm partial to tiger so partial to my tiger. So anything I can think that reminds me of said tiger, I think great Ravens grows reminds me awesome. The initial pairing because of

Tiger Friday is this one and then it's this. This right here.

is a double leap but ⁓ my lord that was delicious it's a double leap it's an 8.1 which is my strongest one which is normally is weaker than all my normal beers but this is strongest one it's an 8.1 it's a double leap this double leap is called meow meowza so like yowza yowza so this is funny same R Kelly ish rapper is on country life

And one of the lines in the song is like, yowza, yowza, I sleep with the cows, a rattlesnake and crickets in my overall trousers. Right. And then it goes on. Right. It's, good to control. It's a joke song, but it's a great song. So this is meows a double Lippa. Look at that boy right there. Look at that boy.

Ice Bear (1:31:16)
I love it.

That's powerful little boy.

Grizz (1:31:23)
I saw this shit and I got so fucking excited. This is from Georgetown, Georgetown brewing, which is it, I believe it's from C in Seattle. This is, it says, like beer, please refrigerate or beer sucks. Double Lepa, Georgetown brewing company, Seattle, Washington, meows a double IPA. It's simple. It's fucking amazing. It's just fucking meows. Like, look at this guy. I got so.

Ice Bear (1:31:28)
That is very good.

and it's really good.

Grizz (1:31:53)
I got so stoked that I saw this fucking, ⁓ man. ⁓ I, this is, I bought this beer like a day or two ago and it was, it's been sitting in the hotel fridge and I've had to stop myself from drinking this thing. I've, ⁓ I've been so excited for this.

Ice Bear (1:32:14)
Meowza! All right, well that's very good. I'm excited. We've got some, some entertaining tastes to... All right. Oh, that's nice color. That's a very nice color.

Grizz (1:32:16)
me out.

That's a good double. That's a beautiful double.

I got a thumbs up. ⁓ got a, it's not a hazy though.

or a non-hazy, look at that color.

She said a seven. It looks like a seven.

Ice Bear (1:32:57)
Alright, clink it,

clink it and drink it.

Grizz (1:33:01)
I it.

So first impression, best beer out of the bunch.

Ice Bear (1:33:17)
For me, I'm not sure. I'm very confused. It might be good. I'm, I'm, hold on.

Grizz (1:33:26)

Ice Bear (1:33:38)
Alright, my palate needs to adjust to the sour, because it's frying my brain right now. I don't know what to do with that. Because as you know, I normally like sours, but after my current docket of a double and then a triple EPA, my tongue is like, I don't know what to do with that. So I'm gonna give it a minute. I'm gonna give it a minute. Because I feel like it's probably better than I'm thinking right now.

Grizz (1:33:49)
Yeah.

Interesting

Interesting.

Ice Bear (1:34:11)
What are you munching on over there?

Air fried jalapeno kettle brand.

Grizz (1:34:18)
Hey.

Delicious.

Ice Bear (1:34:23)
You know what I had today for the first time in probably six years?

We had no very close good guess. had Chick-fil-A today. So Chick-fil-A is not a common chain here. It's a rarity. So we were out closer to Toronto for a thing. And there's a Chick-fil-A out in that neck of the woods. And so we went there for lunch and my God, let me tell you.

Grizz (1:34:31)
Check and try.

Spicy Deluxe.

Ice Bear (1:34:58)
If if don't know, I mean, don't get me wrong, I like a spicy deluxe. But if you haven't had Chick-fil-A in years, and you have a 12 piece nugget with waffle fries, Polynesian sauce, and Chick-fil-A sauce, and a lemonade. Boy, that is a tasty lunch.

Grizz (1:35:25)
That actually does sound good.

Ice Bear (1:35:27)
And Sierra got the spicy tendies, which are... ...mottabene.

Grizz (1:35:33)
Chick-fil-a is great. I don't have it often, but Chick-fil-a is solid. Granted, I've had Chick-fil-a like a handful of times in my life. Tiger likes it. Tiger likes the fries. My mom loves Chick-fil-a. My mom likes the...

You don't like the waffle fries?

Ice Bear (1:35:53)
Ha

not a sponsor. Fuck you, Trick-fil-A.

Grizz (1:35:58)
But in

its entirety, it's like this is what I said. It's like you like the fries. Yeah It's two dollars for a lark. They can't beat that For a lot of fries. That's all I'm trying to say. Oh Damn, okay. Well, she she likes the deal of the fries. I thought she liked the price. I cuz I

Ice Bear (1:36:16)
And it's not a

deal here, let me tell you. Cause lunch, was like 35 bucks in old Maple land for two meals.

Grizz (1:36:20)
⁓ yeah.

Ice Bear (1:36:30)
⁓ we don't have those but let me tell you that is another yeah but i don't ever go there

Grizz (1:36:33)
I thought you had one in Toronto.

⁓ you're close to Toronto. Okay, then what?

Ice Bear (1:36:38)
Yeah. Let me tell you,

the next time I have Panda, it's going to be a religious experience because it's probably, it's been at least four years since I've had Panda.

Grizz (1:36:45)
I fucking love-

I fucking love Panda Express Panda Express and Chipotle are the only worthwhile things to buy for fast food ever.

Ice Bear (1:36:57)
Didn't

you tell me, so sorry for all of our American listeners, there's a spicy orange chicken now?

Grizz (1:37:05)
The thing is that it's popped up on the menu and then they took it off and then they popped up again and then they took it off. So I don't think it's a regular thing, but by fucking God, it's so fucking good. It is so good. I, I need them to make it a regular thing. I need them to make it a regular thing. It's so fucking solid.

Ice Bear (1:37:24)
So, okay,

refresh my memory. And for those that were not privy to this, many moons ago, when the Grizz and I were just engaging in 2B2Bs for funsies and not recording this, I had flaked on him. I can't remember what, I didn't, I don't even think I had a good excuse. I just flaked on him. So I was dealing with massive bear guilt. And I said,

Tell you what, fella, let me get you a nice treat for lunch. And I purchased ⁓ old Grizz some Panda. What did you get? What did you want?

Grizz (1:38:04)
So my fed, so I have two panda orders. Now they have the panda approaching thing, which is dope.

So the meal has 76 grams of protein. not, it's not bad. It's half, it's half white rice, half grains, double teriyaki chicken is the meal. So it comes out to 76 grams of protein. Solid, solid, solid, solid. When you get it as that protein meal thing, it's cheaper. like that's the way to go.

When I'm just being a fat shit bear and I don't care, I do fried rice or fried anchovies.

Ice Bear (1:38:39)
No game. ⁓

Grizz (1:38:43)
But sometimes just fried rice. I do double orange chicken and a Beijing beef.

Ice Bear (1:38:49)
Yeah, that's really good.

Grizz (1:38:52)
If I'm like,

okay, I want like half the calories, but I want Panda deliciousness. get white rice, double string bean chicken, cause it's the chicken chunks, the green beans and the little sauce. And then I'll do, I always do bigger plates. And then I do the thing of the orange chicken. Right. So like the double string bean chicken has less calories in a one serving of the orange chicken. And then the white rice has like none of the fats that the fucking fried rice has.

Ice Bear (1:39:15)
Mm-hmm.

Grizz (1:39:20)
So like you're talking about three, half to three quarters of the calories of the other meal, but like it's still hit so hard that it's so great. And the trick is that when you get your plate and we have the two middles and the two things for the entrees and the voice, you flip it over. So where it's all in the lid and you open it you can just mix that shit up and just go to town. It's solid.

Ice Bear (1:39:44)
I'm very hungry now. was that was brutal listening to that.

Grizz (1:39:50)
Yeah, I'm on Panda Express now. God damn.

Ice Bear (1:39:53)
Boy, do I ever want some Panda.

Grizz (1:39:56)
So we're gonna finish this with this. We got our three beers. We got a delicious grape Concord Sour, a fucking Meows-a Meows-a, I sleep with the cows-a.

And we got this diverse list of 100 over and sooner rather than we're not going through all 100 that are great for such games of spanning various categories and themes. Are you ready for this?

Ice Bear (1:40:21)
Let's do it. Do you want to? Yeah, I was going to say send it to me so I can I can give it back to you.

Grizz (1:40:23)
Apple. I'll send it to you.

So we will do, we're going to rapid fire. We'll rapid fire this. You want to go 10 to 10? So I go 10, you go 11 to 20, and we'll just keep going until we run out of time.

Ice Bear (1:40:41)
yes i like that idea i like hold on hold on okay okay okay stop stop stop okay okay so i'm starting at 11 and okay all right so i'm not gonna look at the list and so i'm just i'm just reacting okay okay

Grizz (1:40:43)
So I'll go one through 10. Are you ready?

Tell me when you bring it up.

All right. All right.

Apple.

Ice Bear (1:41:05)
tree.

Grizz (1:41:06)
Ocean.

Ice Bear (1:41:07)
View.

Grizz (1:41:10)
Happy.

Ice Bear (1:41:12)
Go lucky.

Grizz (1:41:14)
A mountain.

Ice Bear (1:41:18)
⁓ I don't know, you said mountain and I just thought of a geodeed for no reason, I don't know why, I no excuse.

Grizz (1:41:20)
How cool.

That's fair,

okay, music.

Ice Bear (1:41:31)
Why is it Kanye? Why is Kanye popping in my head?

Grizz (1:41:35)
Fuck yeah cook book

Connie's gay. actually do you see the Connie thing where his whole thing of his? Sex he has a pew did a song of his sexual experience with his cousin where he's gay now

Ice Bear (1:41:49)
Okay, so I've seen a few tiki-takis about this and I didn't know if it was real or not. So that's real.

Grizz (1:41:55)
I think the song is real. don't know. I'm assuming it's real. Cause I think most of this Kanye being unhinged, I think it's a troll to be honest. So like I would 1000 % believe it's real. I hope it's real. All right, book.

Ice Bear (1:42:08)
Okay.

Harry Potter. Bulb?

Grizz (1:42:12)
light.

tree.

Ice Bear (1:42:18)
Why, Gyarados? Why, why isn't Pokemon again? don't, it's a water type, it doesn't move. Starbucks. Moon.

Grizz (1:42:24)
coffee.

Son.

All right, there we go. Next, you go. I wasn't bad. That's pretty, pretty normal overall, other than Gairdos.

Ice Bear (1:42:34)
I'm stressed out.

it's in the Pokemon that popped in. right. All right. Moon.

Grizz (1:42:41)
Yeah. All right, guys, go.

Hook one.

Ice Bear (1:42:47)
Star. ⁓

Grizz (1:42:51)
Okay, that's all right.

Ice Bear (1:42:53)
Okay, that's a weird, bigotry. Hold on, no, let's unpack this for a minute. Why are stars gay? Do you just look up at the night sky and you're like, homos? What is wrong with you?

Grizz (1:43:06)
To be at a friend that was a, ⁓ not a cross. said, what do you, ⁓ the RuPaul drag race, the drag thing, a star was star was their name.

Ice Bear (1:43:16)
Okay, drag queen.

What?

That makes it worse! ⁓

Grizz (1:43:24)
Nope, so you're

important. told you I went to that gay bar and I got roofied So they were they were hosts No, I don't think start roofing me, but we went there to support them To support him and then I roofied Yeah

Ice Bear (1:43:28)
Yes. Was it star? Star review.

⁓ very good.

Very good. right.

All right. That's a carry on with flower.

Grizz (1:43:45)
cat because I had a cat named flower.

Ice Bear (1:43:48)
I don't know why. Sorry. I know this is your thing. But I like read that and I was like, Peppa la pew. I don't know why Peppa la pews like flower in my head. All right.

Grizz (1:43:57)
To be fair,

my cat was black and white too, so that makes sense.

Ice Bear (1:44:00)
Black and white. A bird.

Bird.

Grizz (1:44:09)
I'm going to say the first word that I actually put my little star. don't know why.

Ice Bear (1:44:12)
Okay, just sorry birds

in the stars fish

Grizz (1:44:19)
Indian. Okay, hold on. Hold on. think it popped in my head but it's okay. I grew up fishing in Corpus Christi, Texas. One of the biggest piers there to go to 24 hours is called Indian Point Beer. I used to fish here all the time as a kid. That's why it popped in my head.

Ice Bear (1:44:38)
Okay, fair explanation. Heart.

Grizz (1:44:44)
of the cards.

Ice Bear (1:44:46)
Ha

ha ha.

fire.

Grizz (1:44:52)
Avatar.

Ice Bear (1:44:58)
setting was the was the Avatar movie. Like how bad was that shit?

Grizz (1:45:04)
Honestly, so.

I didn't obviously, yeah, it was actually really bad. Honestly, the fire nation to make them like Middle Eastern looking. I was like, you know, was like, okay, I can understand that. I'm like, I don't get it, but I okay, I can kind of get it fine. But like Ang, the fact that he was not some little Chinese boy or like some little, like a little monk, like, yeah, I guess like some type of like Chinese boy or

Asian descent. was like, what the fuck? I was the mo was the worst one. Cause I figured that was the easiest one. Cause I watched a lot of like old, like Jet Li movies and back in the day and stuff. And like, to me, it's super easy to cast a bald little Asian kid. So that was the most annoying part to me. And then, like later when they're like, well, the, two Eskimo or the ones, what do call them?

Ice Bear (1:45:53)
Yeah.

Grizz (1:46:04)
Anyway, there you go. was like, yeah, then I'll tell you something funny of that reminds me of this. Not on the show, but, but yeah. So like, I get that, but then it really hit me. I didn't like it, but it was whatever. The most annoying one to me was Ang. Cause it was like, it's so easy to like,

Ice Bear (1:46:06)
Inuit.

Okay.

Grizz (1:46:34)
Not because angst sucked.

You can say the other ones were like, yeah, they weren't that they didn't look like the issue is they didn't none. No character looked like the character. That's the issue. Like not one of them look like the character.

Ice Bear (1:46:46)
Yeah, it

was rough. It was a rough departure.

Grizz (1:46:52)
I'm my

Sean one bro. What are you doing? All right. Next one. I hope

Ice Bear (1:46:56)
I think they're redoing it. right.

Ice.

Grizz (1:47:02)
He put T-shirt!

Ice Bear (1:47:04)
What? Hold on, what the fuck did you just say?

Grizz (1:47:11)
Deportation?

What the?

Ice Bear (1:47:23)
Alright, alright. Well, that's the first... This is the first time we've had a thing where just I'm surefire like this is a short. It's not... lot of the time we have lot of conversation after the fact like what should be a short. This is a definite short. Just you cackling at your wild, wild deportation bigotry, you maniac. Alright, snow.

Okay, all right, we should be getting worse now. I'm really scared for my next ten. Okay, and finally rain

Grizz (1:48:14)
water that's the easy one. ⁓ fuck okay.

Ice Bear (1:48:17)
Alright,

hold on, hold on. Let me get a drinky poo in before I have to go again.

Grizz (1:48:23)
Alright.

Ice Bear (1:48:27)
I'm a little scared because I think I've shown you before, but my coaster is a hockey puck. And I'm not going to lie, I have not eaten well today. So these beers are hitting me a little harder than usual, particularly after the 10.3. So I almost missed the hockey puck.

Grizz (1:48:36)
yeah.

hell yeah, it was even better. The same dude, same like I, I,

I, I ate like a slice of pizza today, but only other than that, when I got home or at home to the hotel room, I had a rotisserie chicken and I fucking just down to fucking, just hands in, I ate a wing, a drumstick and a thigh. And the whole time I was like FaceTime me the tiger and she's just like,

Ice Bear (1:49:09)
regretting her life choices why is this my guy

Grizz (1:49:12)
Basically, like, why the fuck am I with this fucking heathen?

Yeah, basically,

but like I was so fucking hungry for shaft to that. Well, again, so 20 minutes walking up, but still.

Ice Bear (1:49:26)
uphill both ways.

Grizz (1:49:28)
Yeah, both ways. 20 inches of snow.

All right. This here we go. Ready? No, no thinking. Wind.

Ice Bear (1:49:39)
Bre-breaker.

Grizz (1:49:42)
Forest, that's a good one. Forest.

Ice Bear (1:49:44)
McGillicuddy.

Grizz (1:49:48)
desert.

Ice Bear (1:49:49)
Storm?

Grizz (1:49:52)
speech.

Ice Bear (1:49:53)
Well...

Grizz (1:49:56)
City.

Ice Bear (1:49:57)
Did he? What?

Grizz (1:50:02)
A city diddy? House.

Ice Bear (1:50:05)
No, I wasn't saying my answer, was reacting, was confirming what you said. So it was city? I wasn't saying city diddy, I was saying did you say diddy? No, okay, so city would be... town. No, it's...

Grizz (1:50:14)
no, it's a city.

It's Diddy. Shitty Diddy.

Shitty House.

Ice Bear (1:50:29)
party.

Grizz (1:50:31)
It's

Ice Bear (1:50:35)
Lama? llama? don't know. Train or strange?

Grizz (1:50:39)
rain.

rain.

Ice Bear (1:50:45)
train chugga chugga

Grizz (1:50:49)
That was way more PC than I thought. Bicycle.

Ice Bear (1:50:57)
Giant.

Grizz (1:51:01)
And then, ⁓ road.

Ice Bear (1:51:03)
house.

Grizz (1:51:06)
I can't believe it.

Ice Bear (1:51:08)
⁓ no, the chugga chugga, not the train. ⁓

Grizz (1:51:13)
I think we're finding

out who's the most like fucked up.

Ice Bear (1:51:16)
All right. All right. So you left off at bicycle.

Grizz (1:51:21)
Road so you're starting at 31

Ice Bear (1:51:23)
Road, Bridge.

Grizz (1:51:30)
England?

Ice Bear (1:51:31)
Okay, I immediately thought troll. ⁓ River.

Grizz (1:51:37)
HAPPA!

Ice Bear (1:51:38)
Lake

Grizz (1:51:40)
I'm sorry.

Ice Bear (1:51:48)
Lake?

Grizz (1:51:50)
They're real. I don't know why I thought this.

Ice Bear (1:51:54)
Be honest. Be honest with the listeners.

Grizz (1:51:57)
Okay, just say it again. Oh, I don't know why. This is what I thought.

Ice Bear (1:51:59)
Lake?

Okay, all right.

All right. It's snow some hosts at like very good. See.

Grizz (1:52:10)
Creature.

Ice Bear (1:52:13)
Island.

Island Island Island

Grizz (1:52:22)
I was

a pig, but like the roasting pig. I don't know what the

Ice Bear (1:52:27)
The island pig. The luau pig. Very good. Earth.

Grizz (1:52:32)
Water.

Ice Bear (1:52:33)
sky.

Grizz (1:52:36)
Falcon.

Ice Bear (1:52:38)
Space.

Grizz (1:52:41)
invaders.

Ice Bear (1:52:43)
The universe.

Grizz (1:52:45)
Miss.

Ice Bear (1:52:47)
Miss?

Grizz (1:52:48)
Miss Universe.

Ice Bear (1:52:51)
okay, sure. Yeah, I get it. get it. Yeah, Galaxy.

Grizz (1:52:56)
That was our Gallagher.

Ice Bear (1:53:00)
Okay, I was I was just re-listening to that one today and I was like, what the fuck is Galaza? And did you have a talk with that person yet? Did you yell at them?

Grizz (1:53:11)
Yeah, I told my cousin he's a fucking asshole.

Ice Bear (1:53:19)
Get outta here, get outta here cuz.

That's very good. All right, you're done.

Grizz (1:53:34)
It's gonna keep pushing while we got more. All righty, science.

Ice Bear (1:53:37)
Mm-hmm.

Diet.

It's a dog. ⁓

Grizz (1:53:44)
I was gonna is it dog food? Cause I know it's a cat food thing. Is it dog food too? Okay.

Technology.

Ice Bear (1:53:51)
Zuckerberg.

Grizz (1:53:54)
art.

Ice Bear (1:53:55)
Phineas and Ferb.

Grizz (1:54:02)
history.

Ice Bear (1:54:03)
Buff.

Grizz (1:54:06)
Geography.

Ice Bear (1:54:11)
Trebek.

I don't know. Apparently geography and jeopardy are the same word in my head. Mathematics, ⁓ algebra. Bless you. Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Grizz (1:54:16)
Mathematics.

Physics.

I like all the memes about him being a fucking moron. Chemistry.

Ice Bear (1:54:35)
Yeah.

Curie.

Grizz (1:54:41)
Huh?

Ice Bear (1:54:42)
Madam Curie.

Grizz (1:54:44)
Who's that or what is that?

Ice Bear (1:54:45)
like, so in my head, there's in Fallout, there's a character called Curie like based off of Madame Curie who's like, I don't know a scientist of some sort. I don't know what her background is. But in my head, I just associate her with chemistry for whatever reason.

Grizz (1:55:07)
Okay,

Biology.

Ice Bear (1:55:10)
reptile.

Grizz (1:55:13)
language.

Ice Bear (1:55:16)
etymology.

Grizz (1:55:18)
Damn, look at you, fancy. All right, that was it. Let's go. Yep.

Ice Bear (1:55:20)
Is that- was that it? no,

okay. god, god, okay. Wait, where did you leave me off?

Grizz (1:55:31)
I did petty.

Ice Bear (1:55:34)
Language. Literature. ⁓

Grizz (1:55:41)
Thanks, Grandpa. Damn, that was good.

Ice Bear (1:55:42)
Bless you.

Edgar Allan Poe is also good. Poetry.

Grizz (1:55:48)
Donsale, Gary.

Ice Bear (1:55:51)
I like that. You know what I thought? Langston Hughes. Good for me. I'm a bear of all people. ⁓ Film.

Grizz (1:55:55)
Yeah.

Noir.

Ice Bear (1:56:03)
Nice. ⁓ Theater.

Dance. ⁓

Grizz (1:56:12)
See you all on.

Macabre.

Ice Bear (1:56:18)
Macabre?

Grizz (1:56:20)
dancing macabre, I don't know.

Ice Bear (1:56:23)
sport.

Grizz (1:56:26)
Shaki.

Ice Bear (1:56:28)
Jocky?

Grizz (1:56:30)
Port Shaki.

Ice Bear (1:56:31)
You're drunk. Football.

Was it it them boys?

Grizz (1:56:42)
Okay, I'm gonna know

who's gay. I like football, but the first thing I thought of being very honest, gay, like football is a gay.

Ice Bear (1:56:52)
Good. All

right. Basketball.

Grizz (1:57:04)
I'm still the same thing, but I'm so gay, but...

Ice Bear (1:57:08)
All sports are just

gave you that's amazing. All right, I'm really curious with this next one. Tennis.

Holy shit, it's still gay, isn't it? You thought gay three times in a row. Just all sports are gaty.

Grizz (1:57:30)
You gotta let me finish, let me get this out before we... ⁓ my fuck, God damn. Okay. All right, next one. The next one's not gonna be gay.

Ice Bear (1:57:42)
Are you sure golf?

Grizz (1:57:44)
Oh, shit. It's kind of gay.

That was a trick question.

Ice Bear (1:57:59)
I feel like this now like are the next 40 answers just gonna be gay free? Everyone of them is like fucking gay. Straight gay. Bananas gay. Alright that was the end of mine. It's my turn now.

Grizz (1:58:17)
Damn, I was fucking gay for a while.

Ice Bear (1:58:19)
You were

on a gay combo.

Grizz (1:58:25)
All right, we're gonna keep going. Cheers.

Ice Bear (1:58:28)
Okay.

Grizz (1:58:37)
Is that what you really thought? Okay, Fucking Magnus. Alright, cooking, cooking, cooking.

Ice Bear (1:58:47)
Julia Child.

Grizz (1:58:49)
Baking.

Ice Bear (1:58:50)
Julie.

Grizz (1:58:56)
A painting.

I almost say French grow, but that works too. Drawing.

Ice Bear (1:59:09)
Children?

Grizz (1:59:15)
sewing.

Ice Bear (1:59:17)
⁓ Blankie.

Grizz (1:59:23)
Moving.

Ice Bear (1:59:26)
symbol.

Grizz (1:59:27)
gardening.

Ice Bear (1:59:29)
Rudebagger.

You

Grizz (1:59:36)
fishing.

Ice Bear (1:59:38)
hook.

Grizz (1:59:40)
hiking.

Ice Bear (1:59:42)
trail.

Grizz (1:59:45)
So are you now.

Ice Bear (1:59:46)
Okay, that was a journey. ⁓ okay. Camping.

Yeah, swimming.

Grizz (2:00:04)
No.

Ice Bear (2:00:08)
Skate skiing. I swear to God if you say canoe again.

Grizz (2:00:13)
No. Mountain.

Ice Bear (2:00:17)
huh, yeah, yeah, you could do skiing on mountains. Surfing.

Did say turtle or noodle?

Grizz (2:00:27)
Dude, crash, turtle, crush, crush from finding Nemo. You so totally rock, dude.

Ice Bear (2:00:29)
hurdle? turtle like

Alright.

I've never seen Finding Nemo, so that went totally... I've never seen Finding Nemo.

Grizz (2:00:40)
You've never seen Finding Nemo?

What the fuck?

Ice Bear (2:00:46)
Now Sierra's gonna be mad at me too. All right. Maybe I'll watch it eventually. I haven't seen it yet. Surfing.

Grizz (2:00:49)
That's a good movie.

you guys are crushed. Yeah, we telling. Yes, we were telling.

Ice Bear (2:00:59)
⁓ wow.

All right. Yoga.

Grizz (2:01:05)
Gay.

I really thought I was an instructor, but I also thought gay, to be honest. But instructor, I'll go instructor.

Ice Bear (2:01:09)
you

meditation.

Grizz (2:01:18)
Yoga

or Sam Harris.

Ice Bear (2:01:21)
fitness

fitness

He-He-Health.

Grizz (2:01:36)
Med. I don't know. MedHealth.

Ice Bear (2:01:38)
medicine.

Grizz (2:01:41)
Doctor.

Ice Bear (2:01:43)
hospital.

Grizz (2:01:45)
Nurse.

Ice Bear (2:01:47)
Very good, You've concluded.

Grizz (2:01:50)
All right.

Alright, school.

Ice Bear (2:01:55)
book.

Grizz (2:01:56)
University.

Ice Bear (2:02:00)
TA.

Grizz (2:02:02)
Library.

Ice Bear (2:02:04)
card

Grizz (2:02:05)
Museum

Ice Bear (2:02:07)
⁓ I my brain skipped the last one. have no, I have no, okay. What honestly popped in my head was horror.

Grizz (2:02:21)
Museum whore

Ice Bear (2:02:23)
I mean, you see them more, yeah.

Grizz (2:02:25)
Are you telling me that you took dates to museums because you're trying to get laid you slut? You slutty ass bear I knew it pork no way home park park ⁓

Ice Bear (2:02:29)
Yep, it's that. It's that. It's that. It's that.

bacon, because now I'm thinking pork

Grizz (2:02:44)
Ziu.

Ice Bear (2:02:49)
Kevin James

Grizz (2:02:52)
That's right. Aquarium.

Ice Bear (2:02:54)
Shark.

Grizz (2:02:57)
Circus?

Ice Bear (2:02:59)
elephant

Grizz (2:03:03)
Best of all

Ice Bear (2:03:06)
Gyoza.

Grizz (2:03:12)
concert

Ice Bear (2:03:14)
Kendrick Lamar

Grizz (2:03:17)
Buster, okay, your turn now. Let's a last bit 9,200 for finishing it right here finishing the last beer

Ice Bear (2:03:29)
Wait, did you say concert already?

Grizz (2:03:32)
Yep. Can you say Ken Chigal more? Let's go.

Ice Bear (2:03:35)
Party.

Grizz (2:03:38)
Like a rock star.

Ice Bear (2:03:40)
wedding.

Grizz (2:03:42)
There again.

Ice Bear (2:03:45)
Wedding? Wedding. A birthday.

Grizz (2:03:47)
White.

Happy.

Ice Bear (2:03:54)
Christmas.

Halloween.

Grizz (2:04:05)
Michael, Michael Myers.

Ice Bear (2:04:08)
Easter.

Grizz (2:04:10)
buddy.

Ice Bear (2:04:12)
Thanksgiving.

Grizz (2:04:14)
Tuck to you.

Ice Bear (2:04:15)
New Year.

Grizz (2:04:25)
Nothing. Ball. Ball.

Ice Bear (2:04:29)
A singular ball?

Grizz (2:04:31)
like centennial ball, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, that thing. Not good. Walker.

Ice Bear (2:04:33)
⁓ the ball drop ball? Okay, summer.

Huh?

Explain Summer Walker.

Grizz (2:04:46)
I'm pretty sure it's a human.

Ice Bear (2:04:49)
Like there's a human named Summer Walker.

Grizz (2:04:52)
pretty sure it's a human named summer walker i i i think i think that somebody

Ice Bear (2:04:54)
Okay, sure. Well, I believe you. I just don't know who that is. I I

was picturing like a walker, like someone using a walker to get for mobility issues.

Grizz (2:05:06)
I'm pretty sure that's a person. I think so.

Ice Bear (2:05:08)
Okay, we'll

fact check you in a second because we're on the last one, winter.

Grizz (2:05:14)
Moon.

Damn, look at that. The husky just...

Ice Bear (2:05:22)
Yeah, scared the shit out of me. What did you see? So you think there's someone named Summer Walker?

Grizz (2:05:25)
Beautiful.

Yeah,

I'm pretty sure it's like a country singer.

Ice Bear (2:05:31)
Summer Walker is an American R &B singer whose real name is Summer Marjani Walker from Atlanta. Born in 1996. Dude, we're getting old, man. There's so many people where I see their birthdays now and they're like, they were born when I was doing stuff.

Grizz (2:05:35)
shit, okay, was like, I thought culture's taking forever,

Dude, some of my favorite rappers now like, bro, you're fucking like almost a decade younger than me. Like what the fuck's going on with me?

Ice Bear (2:06:04)
It's not good. We're ancient.

Grizz (2:06:06)
It really

is not good. Aren't you happy that we have like attractive spouses?

Ice Bear (2:06:12)
Yes, it's a good thing. It's a very good thing.

Grizz (2:06:15)
But also

when we're realizing that we're getting older and going to Cripit.

Ice Bear (2:06:21)
Yeah. Dooped him. Got him. ⁓

Grizz (2:06:23)
Because it

Because if

we didn't fucking catch them

Right before we get to crepin.

Ice Bear (2:06:33)
I'm over the hill. I'm well over the hill.

Grizz (2:06:34)
We would have been,

we would have been fucked.

Ice Bear (2:06:38)
I'd be floundering, floundering up a storm.

Grizz (2:06:40)
Not now we're gonna have a good life. We're going

over the hill Positive in a positive manner if we didn't catch him before depression We're gonna have we're gonna we're gonna have to we're gonna have to talk each other out of suicide But since since since we both since we both caught cotton we hit we have a partner Before shit just goes downhill cuz already going downhill. All right, we got fucking lucky

Ice Bear (2:06:53)
anxiety

Yes, we did. We really did. That's very true.

Grizz (2:07:14)
I think with that, let's conclude our look. How's Concord Grape?

Ice Bear (2:07:24)
it's it's good it's a of the three it's the worst but it's still it's it's still good ⁓

Grizz (2:07:31)
Bam! Really?

And that's disappointing because

it, cause the sound of it, like I thought it was going to be the best to be honest. I'm not going to lie.

Ice Bear (2:07:46)
It's a B plus. It's a B plus. It's not.

Grizz (2:07:49)
Ooh, okay. Wait.

You hadn't.

Ice Bear (2:07:56)
It's gone steadily downhill. We started with an A and then we had an A minus and now we have a B plus. But they're all good. Like it was all a good time. Bless you. Hiccup. Bless you.

Grizz (2:08:13)
I got

think ups. Okay, so I C plus

my lord, I'm dying!

Ice Bear (2:08:24)
Is

there anything more annoying than hiccups? I don't think so.

Grizz (2:08:34)
There's not.

It's not.

I'm almost fucking glad, okay.

C plus.

B.

My lord.

Meowza is.

Ice Bear (2:09:10)
What was that?

Grizz (2:09:12)
I sleep with the cows though.

A minus.

Ice Bear (2:09:22)
So we have just opposite trajectories. Yours kept getting better, mine kept getting worse.

Grizz (2:09:26)
Yeah.

Yeah, Meowsa! fucking

knocked it out of the park. I love Meowsa!

Ice Bear (2:09:33)
But ⁓ overall, good time for everyone. Minus your hiccups

Grizz (2:09:36)
100 %

Hiccup. Terrible, but times good.

dying.

Ice Bear (2:09:47)
Yeah, let's, as for.

Grizz (2:09:51)
With that, we will

go. Because I'm dying.

Ice Bear (2:09:57)
I was gonna say, as per usual, smooth transitions, cue the

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Grizz
Host
Grizz
Texas never saw a more hefty bear.
Ice Bear
Host
Ice Bear
The fairest bear in all of Maple Land